1. Uh, Scratch!Copy !req
2. Sonic's not gonna fall for that
free chili dog routine again!Copy !req
3. This is different.Copy !req
4. He'll be expecting
us to attack him,Copy !req
5. like we always do.Copy !req
6. But we're gonna hit him
with a ton of bricks instead!Copy !req
7. I yank on this rope,
the scaffolding falls,Copy !req
8. and the building comes
down on that hedgehog's head!Copy !req
9. Ooh!
Oohl Here he comes!Copy !req
10. Check it out, Tails!Copy !req
11. "Free chili dogs
during remodeling!"Copy !req
12. It's gotta be a
badnik trap, Sonic!Copy !req
13. Since when has
that been a problem?Copy !req
14. Now!Copy !req
15. Sonic!
Look out!Copy !req
16. Got us covered!Copy !req
17. Okay, Tails!Copy !req
18. I got 'em, Sonic!Copy !req
19. Time to beat feet and eat!Copy !req
20. Your trap didn't work.Copy !req
21. What happened?Copy !req
22. I'll go look'.Copy !req
23. It looks fine to me.Copy !req
24. it shoulda worked!Copy !req
25. Hey!
I'll give it a try!Copy !req
26. Yowww!Copy !req
27. Hah!
It worked great!Copy !req
28. I wish you hadn't done that!Copy !req
29. Yahhh.Copy !req
30. If that's Dr. Robotnik,
don't tell him what happened!Copy !req
31. You misereable micro-brains!Copy !req
32. You one-chip wonders!Copy !req
33. You metal-brained meatheads!Copy !req
34. I think he already knows.Copy !req
35. I'm through trying to teach
you how to catch that hedgehog!Copy !req
36. From now on, it's up to you!Copy !req
37. Is this a promotion?Copy !req
38. Call it a proclamation!Copy !req
39. Find a way to defeat
Sonic or don't come home!Copy !req
40. I heard.Copy !req
41. How come we have to find
a way to defeat Sonic?Copy !req
42. He can't!Copy !req
43. That's why he
gets the big bucks.Copy !req
44. Well, it makes me mad!Copy !req
45. In fact, it makes me
wanna smash something!Copy !req
46. Ooh!Copy !req
47. How about some-one to smash?Copy !req
48. What!
That old guy?Copy !req
49. AW, it's too easy!Copy !req
50. That's the beauty part!Copy !req
51. Hey, old bird, what's your name?Copy !req
52. I am Kwai Chang
Crane, gentle robots.Copy !req
53. And you are—?Copy !req
54. Your worst nightmare-robots
with a baaaad attitude!Copy !req
55. A robot with a bad attitude
can often be overcomeCopy !req
56. by the smell of a gym locker.Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. Oh, never mind!Copy !req
59. We're gonna thump you, and
crunch you and twist you upCopy !req
60. like a pretzel, old bird!Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. And then we're
really gonna hurt you!Copy !req
63. Ooof! Yeow! Umph! oww!Copy !req
64. Hey!
How'd you do that?Copy !req
65. Surprises along the path of
life are like dirty socks in theCopy !req
66. laundry of barefoot
cousins, my friends.Copy !req
67. Didja see that?
Didja didja didja?Copy !req
68. Of course I saw
it, monkey-brains!Copy !req
69. I'm right here!Copy !req
70. But nobody can beat
robots like that!Copy !req
71. Nobody!Copy !req
72. I know! I know! I know!Copy !req
73. Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!Copy !req
74. Gesundheit!Copy !req
75. No, no! Not a sneeze! Look!Copy !req
76. Hmmm. Ninja an ancient
martial art.Copy !req
77. Said to make its
students invincible.Copy !req
78. How did you know
about this, Coconuts?Copy !req
79. I watch a lot of
chop-socky movies on TV.Copy !req
80. Hee-ya! Haiee!
Keeya! Oww!-Oooff!Copy !req
81. Get the Egg-O-Matic
Hovercraft ready!Copy !req
82. And get Scratch and
Grounder back here!Copy !req
83. We're going to turn those stupid
robots into unbeatable warriors!Copy !req
84. Most interesting.Copy !req
85. The steel of treachery is
stronger than the jelly ofCopy !req
86. confusion in a
peanut butter sandwich.Copy !req
87. What'd he say?
What'd he say?Copy !req
88. Beats me.Copy !req
89. But I don't care about
his philosophy.Copy !req
90. All I want are his ninja skills.Copy !req
91. Ya know, a wise man once
said, there's no such thingCopy !req
92. as a free chili dog.Copy !req
93. But these were free!Copy !req
94. That's right-and
mighty tasty, too.Copy !req
95. That's why I always say, it's
better to be fast than wise.Copy !req
96. Look out, Tails!Copy !req
97. Wha—?Copy !req
98. Robotnik coulda jumped
us and he just went by!Copy !req
99. I know—and that worries me.Copy !req
100. He's up to something!Copy !req
101. And it's gotta have something to
do with that old crane with him!Copy !req
102. It is completed-the
Crane Brain Drainer!Copy !req
103. What's it gonna
do, Doctor Robotnik?Copy !req
104. It will draw the Ninja skills
and knowledge from CraneCopy !req
105. and implant them into
Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
106. Turn 'em into Ninjas? Huh?Copy !req
107. You're so clever today,
my simian simpleton.Copy !req
108. Let the transfer begin!Copy !req
109. Behold-my greatest
creations the Robo-Ninjas!Copy !req
110. Use the doors next
time, you dumbots!Copy !req
111. Hiya! Hiya!Copy !req
112. Hiya! Ho!Copy !req
113. How exciting!Copy !req
114. They are even
better than I had hoped!Copy !req
115. C'mon, Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
116. Make me a Ninja too!
Huh?Copy !req
117. Later, Coconuts.Copy !req
118. I must be sure our friend Crane
has enough skills to pass on toCopy !req
119. our Robo-Ninjas-enough to
rid us of Sonic Iorever!Copy !req
120. Look out!Copy !req
121. Prepare to fight, hedgehog!Copy !req
122. Prepare to lose, hedgehog!Copy !req
123. We are Robo-Ninjas!Copy !req
124. You talk the talk, but
you don't walk the walk,Copy !req
125. Ninja-nerds!Copy !req
126. We will walk all
over you, hedgehog!Copy !req
127. Hi-yah!Copy !req
128. Not Bad!Copy !req
129. I'll give you a call next
time I need the lawn mowed!Copy !req
130. Hey!
Leggo!Copy !req
131. Eeoooh!Copy !req
132. Grounder keeps me busy,
and you grab the kid!Copy !req
133. Nice move, Scratch!Copy !req
134. I never thought I'd say that!Copy !req
135. Swords sharpened!Copy !req
136. Getcher swords sharpened!Copy !req
137. Mine could use a little edge.Copy !req
138. No problem. Mmph!Copy !req
139. Is that little enough for you?Copy !req
140. My sword!Copy !req
141. My beautiful sword!Copy !req
142. Give up, Sonic.
Or Tails will pay.Copy !req
143. You've got his nose
jammed in your armpit.Copy !req
144. That's payment enough.Copy !req
145. Tails!
Helicopter!Copy !req
146. Helicopter?Copy !req
147. But I can't fly when
he's holding me likeCopy !req
148. —Ohhh!Copy !req
149. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
150. I did it, Sonic!Copy !req
151. I'm free!Copy !req
152. Way to go!Copy !req
153. Now let's speed, keed!Copy !req
154. They have gotten away again.Copy !req
155. We have not yet
perfected our Ninja skills.Copy !req
156. But when we have —we
will crush them.Copy !req
157. Those robots were better
fighters this time!Copy !req
158. Don't sweat it, kid.Copy !req
159. Those guys are
still no match fer me.Copy !req
160. I hope you're right.Copy !req
161. Yeah.
Me too.Copy !req
162. Even with your Ninja
skills, you failed me!Copy !req
163. Why?Copy !req
164. I do not know-Copy !req
165. Oooh! That tickles!Copy !req
166. We come very close to
defeating the hedgehog,Copy !req
167. nevertheless.Copy !req
168. Close!Copy !req
169. I hate close!Copy !req
170. I want results!Copy !req
171. Hiiiyeh!Copy !req
172. There must be something missing
something I haven't thought ofCopy !req
173. If I might suggest something?Copy !req
174. What do you want?Copy !req
175. Fighting skills are only
part of the Ninja way.Copy !req
176. It is also our
philosophy, our beliefs.Copy !req
177. You mean, if' I use the Crane
Brain Drainer to implant yourCopy !req
178. ideas in those robots,
they'll be able to defeat Sonic?Copy !req
179. It couldn't hurt.Copy !req
180. Into the booths!Copy !req
181. Do not become an
obstacle in our path!Copy !req
182. How dare you yell at me!Copy !req
183. Hiya! Ha! Hoo!Copy !req
184. Uh, sure, w-w-whatever you say!Copy !req
185. Getting Sonic is the
most important thing.Copy !req
186. Go to it, Robo-Ninjas!Copy !req
187. A pat on the back is
worth... uh... two in the bush.Copy !req
188. Oh no!Copy !req
189. Now they're even starting
to talk like that old bird!Copy !req
190. Heeeyiii!
Keeeyaaa!Copy !req
191. Hey, if I looked like you
guys, I'd cover my face, too!Copy !req
192. That is your last
joke, hedgehog.Copy !req
193. Prepare to meet your doom!Copy !req
194. You guys may dress funny,
but you're still creampuffs!Copy !req
195. The creampuff of yesterday
is the day-old item inCopy !req
196. the, uhum, the bakery
of the present.Copy !req
197. Ooh!
That's pretty good!Copy !req
198. What did he say?Copy !req
199. Beats me.Copy !req
200. Exactly what we had in mind!Copy !req
201. That was close!Copy !req
202. These guys are good!Copy !req
203. Maybe.
But we're still better!Copy !req
204. Get ready, Tails
for a Sonic Spin!Copy !req
205. Uh lucky move, metalheads!Copy !req
206. The smell of victory is a cough
drop in the sore throat of life.Copy !req
207. Very nice, Scratch.Copy !req
208. The defeat of an enemy is
sweeter than the chocolate chipCopy !req
209. in bakery cookies.Copy !req
210. But not as sweet as maple syrup!Copy !req
211. Hee-ya!Copy !req
212. Kaaayii!Copy !req
213. Now!Copy !req
214. Oof!Copy !req
215. Gee! They've never
done that before!Copy !req
216. What do we do now, Sonic?Copy !req
217. Gack!
We duck!Copy !req
218. Yeeoooww!Copy !req
219. Whooooo-ah!Copy !req
220. I don't think we can beat'
em any more, Sonic!Copy !req
221. You may be right, kid!Copy !req
222. It's hopeless, Sonic.Copy !req
223. They've gotten too tough for us!Copy !req
224. No way, Tails!Copy !req
225. I've got one trick
they always fall for!Copy !req
226. Waaa-ooo!Copy !req
227. Wooooah!Copy !req
228. Hiya!Copy !req
229. Robot beauty contest today!Copy !req
230. Free tickets here!Copy !req
231. Robot beauty contest!Copy !req
232. A robot beauty contest?Copy !req
233. Free tickets?Copy !req
234. Gets 'em every time!Copy !req
235. Hiya!Copy !req
236. Your tricks no
longer work, hedgehog!Copy !req
237. My disguise didn't fool you!Copy !req
238. Yah?Copy !req
239. Whoa!Copy !req
240. Let go of him, you bully!Copy !req
241. It's cool, my man.Copy !req
242. I'll be outta here
in a Sonic second!Copy !req
243. I doubt it.Copy !req
244. You are no longer dealing with
the old Grounder and Scratch,Copy !req
245. Sonic.Copy !req
246. We are now Robo-Ninja warriors.Copy !req
247. bearers of the secret
knowledge of master Chang Crane.Copy !req
248. Yeah!Copy !req
249. I think you're just the
same stupid dumbotsCopy !req
250. in black gym suits.Copy !req
251. But you are the one
in chains, Sonic.Copy !req
252. Not fer long!Copy !req
253. Whoah!Copy !req
254. Let's book outta here, kid.Copy !req
255. I feel the need -Copy !req
256. the need for speed!Copy !req
257. Don't bother me now, Coconuts!Copy !req
258. I will turn you into a
Robo-Ninja next time.Copy !req
259. Promise? Promise? Promise?Copy !req
260. A Robotnik never lies!Copy !req
261. Usually.Copy !req
262. Well, I'm not lying this time!Copy !req
263. Okay, so I'm lying.Copy !req
264. What of it?Copy !req
265. The telling of an untruth
will bring badminton birdsCopy !req
266. flocking to their nests.Copy !req
267. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
268. Only a fool seeks meaning
from a bowl of oatmeal.Copy !req
269. Are you calling me a fool?Copy !req
270. No.
A bowl of oatmeal.Copy !req
271. Ahhh, never mind!Copy !req
272. You were so close to
defeating that horrid hedgehog!Copy !req
273. I watched every miserable
minute on my viewscreen!Copy !req
274. And you failed again!Copy !req
275. The taste of failure is like
three-week old broccoliCopy !req
276. Yuck! Never mind that!Copy !req
277. I've got to figure
out what went wrong!Copy !req
278. You have all of
Crane's Ninja skills...Copy !req
279. what else could there be?Copy !req
280. You know what?Copy !req
281. I suggest we tap
Crane's knowledge again.Copy !req
282. We must be like
an army to Sonic.Copy !req
283. An army!Copy !req
284. Of course!Copy !req
285. Grounder, I'm impressed!Copy !req
286. Okay. Now we need to figure outCopy !req
287. what made those robots so good!Copy !req
288. Scratch mentioned some guy...Copy !req
289. what was his name?Copy !req
290. Crane!Copy !req
291. Did you mention the
name of my master,Copy !req
292. Kwai Chang Crane?Copy !req
293. I am Grasshopper, a
student of Crane.Copy !req
294. He has been mising
from our school.Copy !req
295. I'm Tails, and this is Sonic.Copy !req
296. Hi, Grasshopper.Copy !req
297. This Crane was he an older
bird, wearin' beat' up clothesCopy !req
298. About yay tall?Copy !req
299. You have seen him?Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. Aboard Robotnik's Hovercraft!Copy !req
302. Oh great day!Copy !req
303. The tomato of expectation
makes the soup of happiness!Copy !req
304. Is everybody gonna
be talking this way?Copy !req
305. I must go to rescue master
Crane from the evil Robotnik!Copy !req
306. Hold on, Grasshopper.Copy !req
307. Rescuing people from
Robotnik is MY job.Copy !req
308. And mine!Copy !req
309. But I can be of service.Copy !req
310. To defeat the Robo-Ninjas,
you must know how theyCopy !req
311. have been trained.Copy !req
312. You wanna show me a few
of those fancy moves?Copy !req
313. Like this?Copy !req
314. Chow Mein!Copy !req
315. Egg Foo Yung!Copy !req
316. Perhaps you could show meCopy !req
317. It looks like Robotnik
is busy in his lab.Copy !req
318. So now's the time for
me to get in there.Copy !req
319. I'm going too!Copy !req
320. Master Crane may
need my help as well.Copy !req
321. Uh-uh.Copy !req
322. I need you two to guard my
rear, in case RobotnikCopy !req
323. calls up reinforcements.Copy !req
324. Right, Sonic!Copy !req
325. Nobody'll get past us!Copy !req
326. Dr. Robotnik promised
to make me a Robo-Ninja!Copy !req
327. But he puts me on
guard duty, instead!Copy !req
328. I hate it! Hate it! hate it!Copy !req
329. Hi there, Coconuts!Copy !req
330. Whazzup?Copy !req
331. Sonic!
Ha! I got you at last, you, youCopy !req
332. Hedgehog?Copy !req
333. Heck, you. Don't need
Robotnik to teach you.Copy !req
334. I'll show you all
the moves you need.Copy !req
335. What, do you think I'm stupid?Copy !req
336. Yes.
Next question.Copy !req
337. I won't fall for your tricks!Copy !req
338. Listen,
just to prove I mean it,Copy !req
339. I'll let you hit me first!Copy !req
340. You will?Copy !req
341. Sure.Copy !req
342. I'll stand right here.Copy !req
343. You run at me and do
this —and I'll fall down!Copy !req
344. Well okay, but
you'd better fall down!Copy !req
345. I promise.Copy !req
346. Yeeoooww!Copy !req
347. Did I fall down too soon?Copy !req
348. Speak up!
I can't understand you!Copy !req
349. One egg- shaped
scientist and two robots.Copy !req
350. How hard could it be?Copy !req
351. Hope yer clocks are
dirty, 'cause Sonic's here toCopy !req
352. Clean them... Uh-oh,Copy !req
353. Just in time, Sonic!Copy !req
354. As you see, I have created
more Robo- Ninjas for yourCopy !req
355. entertainment.Copy !req
356. Use the doors!Copy !req
357. Use the doors!Copy !req
358. Don't worry, pal.Copy !req
359. I'll save you—as soon as I
figure out how to save myself.Copy !req
360. The fruit of victory falls from
the tree of patience like, uhCopy !req
361. like uh bird feathers?Copy !req
362. Bird feathers?Copy !req
363. Who said bird feathers?Copy !req
364. Um, do I seem more stupid
than I was five minutes ago?Copy !req
365. Oh!
You always seem more stupid.Copy !req
366. Oh!
On the other hand, so do I.Copy !req
367. Yikes!Copy !req
368. Didn't yer mother ever tell you
not to play with sharp objects?Copy !req
369. See?Copy !req
370. You shoulda
listened to yer mother!Copy !req
371. One down...Copy !req
372. —seven to go!Copy !req
373. Ready or not, here I come!Copy !req
374. Ha!Copy !req
375. Umph!Copy !req
376. Hey!
Lemme outta here!Copy !req
377. Ha ha! I caught
a big fish this time.Copy !req
378. Fishing, eh?Copy !req
379. Let's see your license!Copy !req
380. Fishing license?Copy !req
381. Oh, certainly, warden.Copy !req
382. I know I had it
here somewhere, uh...Copy !req
383. You guys got yer stupidity back!Copy !req
384. I was beginning to worry!Copy !req
385. Now it's time to - yah!Copy !req
386. It's time to say goodbye!Copy !req
387. Maybe I shoulda let
Tails and GrasshopperCopy !req
388. come along after all!Copy !req
389. We're here!Copy !req
390. I love it when that happens!Copy !req
391. WHEE!Copy !req
392. Umph!Copy !req
393. These Throwing
Stars are substandard.Copy !req
394. I'm sending 'em back!Copy !req
395. Oof!Copy !req
396. I am honored to
meet you in battle.Copy !req
397. Whoah!
This guy is serious!Copy !req
398. Lucky for me he's not too smart!Copy !req
399. Come on!Copy !req
400. I've had closer
shaves with a dull razor!Copy !req
401. And now for my
latest composition,Copy !req
402. Percussion for hedgehog
and' Robo-Ninja!Copy !req
403. Thank yout hank you thank you!Copy !req
404. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
405. I particularly liked the
arpeggio in the final movement.Copy !req
406. What's happening?Copy !req
407. Where are your Ninja skills?Copy !req
408. Get that hedgehog!Copy !req
409. I'll get you outta
that thingCopy !req
410. No need.Copy !req
411. Ahhh!Copy !req
412. You coulda gotten
outta that thing any time?Copy !req
413. Certainly.Copy !req
414. The strength of one's muscles
is not always measured with theCopy !req
415. tape measure of anger.Copy !req
416. I've always said that.Copy !req
417. But right now we got
some badniks to deal with.Copy !req
418. Hold still, darn ya!Copy !req
419. Get yer finger outta my laser!Copy !req
420. Now is time for the important
will my fingerCopy !req
421. explode, or will your laser?Copy !req
422. Yeeooow!Copy !req
423. Some questions
have simple answers.Copy !req
424. Mama!Copy !req
425. Oh! You don't have
a momma, stupid!Copy !req
426. But I want a maamaaaa!Copy !req
427. Hey! You're not leaving
us here, are you?Copy !req
428. In a word-YES!Copy !req
429. I hate that hedgehog!Copy !req
430. No! Don't leave me! Come back!Copy !req
431. I think we'd better put
our slicks to the bricks!Copy !req
432. There goes the neighborhood.Copy !req
433. And how come you didn't
escape from Robotnik before?Copy !req
434. An unexpected adventure
often comes with soup or salad,Copy !req
435. and a roll.Copy !req
436. Wow!
Is he wise, or what?Copy !req
437. Wise?Copy !req
438. You want wise?Copy !req
439. Listen.Copy !req
440. One chili dog on the hedgehog
beats three on the plate!Copy !req
441. Come on, I'll show ya!Copy !req
442. Okay Fleabag, let's see
if you can kick myCopy !req
443. triple-curve fast ball!Copy !req
444. Yeah!
Let's go, Foxie!Copy !req
445. I got it! No you don't!Copy !req
446. Mine!
No, mine!Copy !req
447. Yipee!
I caught it Oof!Copy !req
448. Looks like these dumbots
were flat out wrongCopy !req
449. about going in the street.Copy !req
450. Remember, ask your
parents to help you.Copy !req
451. The street is no place to play.Copy !req
452. Sonic sez!Copy !req