1. Excuse me, oh reacherous
One but your Mother
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2. is here to see you.
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3. Oh, no!
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4. Which means I'm taking a trip!
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5. Phew!
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6. Oh, Momma.
What a lovely surprise.
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7. Owww!
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8. Don't you Momma me!
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9. I've NEVER been so
humiliated in all my life!
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10. My friend Cora at the Home
has a son who was just elected
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11. president of his garden club.
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12. Why can't YOU be
elected president?
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13. Just because you're feared and
loathed all over the planet,
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14. that's no reason
you can't be popular.
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15. But Momma, I HATE gardening!
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16. Numbskull!
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17. Ohhhl Ow!
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18. I wish it was numb.
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19. I want you to run for
president of Mobius!
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20. You mean have an election?
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21. That sounds
disgustingly like being fair.
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22. Not that there's anything
wrong with being disgusting!
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23. Then get going!
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24. I can't wait to be
First Momma of Mobius.
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25. Scratch!
Grounder!
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26. Yes, Your Malevolence!
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27. Who do you want crushed?
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28. Or liquidated?
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29. Or terrorized?
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30. Or maybe even scared a little?
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31. Ohhhhhuh, no one.
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32. Make up a million Robotnik
for President posters with my
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33. picture and paste 'em
up them allover Mobius.
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34. But Doctor, we're vicious evil
robots running for election
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35. is LEGAL!
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36. Do as I say, or I'll grind
you down into iron filings!
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37. One million posters, comin' up!
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38. Oof!
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39. Huh!
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40. Little late for
Halloween, isn't it?
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41. The whole city's
plastered with 'em!
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42. You don't think he
could win, do you Sonic?
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43. Not if I have anything
to say about it, Tails.
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44. And I will!
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45. Catch ya later, little bro'!
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46. That's not how the
rest of them look.
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47. I'm sure of th...
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48. Ooh!
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49. Is it just me, or does Dr.
Robotnik photograph kinda goofy?
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50. Believe me, Palsie, you won't
regret buyin' this little baby.
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51. Look here - Ice dispenser!
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52. Ah-ah-ah!
No second thoughts.
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53. all sales are final!
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54. D-d-doctor Robotnik, sir!
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55. Listen, about that
time I helped Sonic
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56. it was business,
nothin' personal.
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57. Forget the past, Wes.
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58. Let's talk about the future.
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59. YOUR future, managing my
campaign for President.
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60. What is this, a joke?
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61. No offense, Doc, but even I
wouldn't help elect a ruthless,
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62. power-mad tyrant like you.
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63. ULP!
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64. Who dares to call my
little darling a tyrant?
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65. Did I say tyrant?
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66. I take it back.
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67. Compared to you,
he's as meek as a lamb.
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68. That's better.
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69. Show him, Sonny.
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70. Dr. Robotnik, palsie!
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71. You're looking more
presidential every second!
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72. Yessir!
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73. Well, what are we
waiting for, Mr. President?
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74. Time is valuable!
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75. In the official race
for presidnt of Mobius,
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76. the latest poll shows reformer
Henry Walrus with a ninety
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78. Long regarded as one of
our outstanding leaders,
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79. Henry Walrus seems sure
to be our next President.
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80. Borrrrring!
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81. At the bottom of the poll, with
point-oh-one percent apiece,
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82. are mosquitoes, the plague,
paper cuts that don't heal,
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83. and Dr. Robotnik.
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84. D'ooohhhh!
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85. Relax, Madam.
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86. First, we'll start
some malicious rumors
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87. about Henry Walrus.
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88. Then, we'll give your son
an image they can't touch
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89. Robotnik, the Family Man.
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90. Why, you idiot.
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91. I have no family to speak of.
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92. Yahhhhhh!
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93. What do you mean?
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94. I'M your family!
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95. Exactly.
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96. How could I forget?
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97. I see your point.
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98. But I have a solution.
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99. A dozen cans of hairspray.
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100. A gross of toothpaste...
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101. A little mascara...
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102. And for public speaking.
A broken record.
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103. And voila the
politician's perfect mate,
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104. Robo-Wife!
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105. Cookies, anyone?
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106. I don't know about this, Wes.
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107. I tried having a wife
once and it didn't work out.
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108. You'll just have to try again.
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109. You can't get
elected without one.
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110. The voters expect it.
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111. I've shared my entire life
with this wonderful man,
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112. and I know Dr. Rew-butt-nik
will be the best president
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113. Mobius has ever had.
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114. Uh, it's Ro-BOT-nik, my dear.
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115. You're absolutely
right, darling.
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116. Now, all you need is a pet.
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117. Ah, we can use
Spalding, my spitting cobra.
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118. Oh, no, no, no!
We can't.
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119. But not to worry, we
can get you a dog.
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120. Absolutely not.
Canines detest me.
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121. And it's mutual.
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122. By get, I mean, BUILD you a dog.
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123. A heart of gold - so don't
freak out when you see
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124. my expense account.
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125. A tail that never stops...
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126. A toilet so he's
potty-trained...
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127. and a coupe buckets
full of slobber
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128. and he's gotta love
playing' games.
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129. Good Robo-Dog!
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130. He loves to fetch,
and he's very obedient.
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131. All right, I'll try him.
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132. HEEL!
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133. AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!
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134. Isn't that cute?
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135. He thought you wanted
him to fetch YOUR heel.
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136. Doc, baby, you're all gonna
look great in the TV spots,
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137. 'cause we're gonna shoot 'em in
a new process - Hypno-Vision!
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138. Hypno-Vision?
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139. Hmmn!
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140. That's such a brilliant idea,
I should have had it myself!
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141. Chili dog flam-bay on the house!
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142. Whoa, thanks, Bert!
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143. Thanks, Roxy!
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144. Anything fer you, Sonic.
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145. You got a lotta sand to keep
buttin' heds with Robotnik.
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146. I can't BELIEVE that
polecat's runnin' for office.
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147. Hey. Is this one of his ads?
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148. Wes
Haven't you ever wanted to
return to a simpler time
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149. in Mobius when we
had simple virtues.
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150. And simple people?
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151. Heel, boy.
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152. Ow!
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153. Huh?
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154. Come in, this is so lame
it's funny!
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155. Hey, what was that?
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156. Didn't see a darn thing.
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157. Me neither.
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158. Well I did!
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159. Wes
Remember simple family values,
like apple pie
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160. And Mom...
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161. Smile, and pick up your pie!
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162. AAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhh!
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163. Didn't ya see it?
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164. There it was again!
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165. What?
See what?
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166. I guess your eyes are
faster than ours, Sonic.
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167. Isn't it time we had a
president like Dr. Robotnik,
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168. who cares about apple pie,
Mom and the Mobius flag?
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169. OWWWWWW!
You morons!
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170. You're absolutely
right, darling.
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171. Hahahaha!
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172. Oh, MAN!
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173. You'd have to be HYPNOTIZED
to vote for a guy that bogus!
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174. I say somethin' wrong?
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175. He's slamming our candidate!
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176. What happened, Sonic.
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177. I just heard on the
radio that Robotnik
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178. could be our next president!
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179. Yikes!
Not a chance, Tails!
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180. Because I'm
runnin' for President.
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181. I'll fight fire with fire.
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182. Speakin' of which look out!
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183. I may be running for President,
but now I'm just running!
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184. Make fun of our next
president again
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185. and you'll get worse'n that!
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186. Hey, what's got into Bert?
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187. Those Robotnik commercials
on television must have some
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188. hypno-thing that's too fast
for anyone to pick up on.
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189. Except me.
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190. Glad I didn't see 'em.
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191. But if everyone's
hypnotized to vote for Robotnik,
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192. how can you win for President?
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193. The main thing is to
make Robutt-nik lose.
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194. And you're forgetting there
isn't a race run I can't win.
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195. Vote Robotnik for President!
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196. I am the Best!
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197. I'm Right In The
Fight Against Sonic!
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198. 'Scuse me a sec
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199. Robotnik is a - Pest!
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200. Right in Sonic for President.
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201. Real smart, Sonic!
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202. Editing those tapes to
make Robotnik look bad!
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203. I'm just gettin' warmed up!
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204. The Robotnik for President band
wagon is gaining strength as the
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205. candidate sets out on a
whistlestop tour across Mobius.
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206. They like me!
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207. They really like me!
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208. What did I tell you?
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209. You conquer with
cleverness and money,
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210. not brute force.
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211. Yes.
I could get to like this.
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212. Plunge in and I'll get some
pictures of you being friendly.
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213. Being...
what?
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214. Oh, sorry.
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215. That means shake their
hands, try a bite of their food,
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216. and don't insult them.
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217. I don't know which is worse
eating food with no eggs
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218. or pretending to be friendly.
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219. You're asking a
lot of me, Weasley.
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220. I found a dumpster.
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221. I got an old cigar butt,
this used coffee filter,
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222. a piece of a blown tire...
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223. And this ol' bike seat
was buried
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224. under a buncha fish heads.
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225. Perfect, Tails.
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226. Now we're gonna put a little
spice in Robotnik's campaign.
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227. Your eggroll smells delicious.
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228. Are you nuts?
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229. If you want these
votes, you better eat that.
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230. Ah, I love tacos.
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231. Gulp.
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232. Gulp.
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233. Yecccccchhh!
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234. Ohhh!
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235. Where did you idiots learn
how to cook -a garbage dump?
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236. Your lousy manners are
ruining the Hypno-Vision.
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237. We gotta run.
Literally.
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238. Are you SURE nothing
will go wrong this time?
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239. Relax, I got Scratch and
Grounder on security detail.
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240. Hey! This thing isn't working.
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241. What's the score?
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242. Seven to six.
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243. Hey, Mac, gotta do a
safety inspection.
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244. Fine, yeah, sure
don't bother us.
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245. Talk about tight security.
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246. I'll help these guys loosen up.
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247. So much for photo ops.
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248. Let's concentrate on tonight.
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249. Think of it Collie
Chang in OUR home,
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250. interviewing us on live TV!
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251. I just had to redecorate!
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252. You re-decorated my fortress?
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253. Once favored to win, Dr.
Robotnik's popularity is now
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where he has campaigned.
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255. But in a moment, we'll meet
him and his lovely Robo-Wife.
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256. Oh, Dr. Robotnik. You men
in power are so... powerful.
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257. Isn't there somewhere
where we could be alone?
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258. Uh, er, c-certainly,
but my Robo-Wife
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259. musn't see us together.
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260. Darling, we're on in a minute!
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261. Oh, yes!
I'll be right there!
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262. I have a TV show to do.
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264. Oh, then, let me
fix your makeup.
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265. Er. Come, my dear.
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266. Break a log, Bottsy!
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267. Have you been
kissing another woman?
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268. I'll make'sure you
break a leg, Bottsy!
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269. Is Robotnik's family life
as happy as his ads say?
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270. Let's ask him.
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271. Yahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ow!
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272. Well of COURSE
we're happy, Collie.
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273. My Robo-Wife is
very close to me.
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274. Yahhhhh!
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275. Let's hope she
doesn't get any closer!
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276. Your opponent, Sonic, says
you're ducking the issue.
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277. I'm not ducking anything.
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278. I'll debate him
anytime, anywhere.
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279. All rightt, now here's the deal:
Let's debate, right here.
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280. Let the voters decide.
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281. Well, we, uh, need
time to work out the,
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282. uh, debate format, and uh...
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283. See? Now he's
duckin' the debate.
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284. I never duck anything!
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285. Ack!
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286. Okay with meeEEEEeeee.
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287. I'll kill the
Balloon Belly Bum!
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288. We'll begin our
debate after this.
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289. I need you two to eliminate
Sonic during the debate.
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290. Well, well.
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291. He didn't want us
in his campaign.
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292. Our methods were too CRUDE.
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293. But NOW he needs us!
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294. Yeah!
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295. Well, we MIGHT help.
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296. if you had some cabinet
positions in mind for us.
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297. My opponent tries to
tell you I am a scoundrel.
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298. But if you vote for me,
you'll get a kinder Robotnik
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299. you'll get a gentler Robotnik.
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300. A more dignified
Robotnik...
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301. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
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302. I don't care what happens to me,
as long as I take you with me!
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303. Oh, Bottsy, that's so romantic!
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304. You lousy, two-timing HEEL!
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305. Aarrrrggggh!
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306. Now, that's just sad.
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307. Is that what you folks want,
your next president comin' outta
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308. some smoke-filled room?
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309. Or are you gonna vote for me?
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310. Yeah, Wes Weasley here...
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311. is that telephone
sales job still open?
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312. The ballots have been counted,
and Sonic is the winner.
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313. The final tally is
ninety million to one.
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314. After all I went through?
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315. I get ONE stinking VOTE?
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316. Impossible!
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317. At the very least, Momma,
Scratch and Grounder
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319. Well, actually, Doctor
Robotnik, we got so busy...
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320. Yeah and this is kind
of an important point...
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321. We kinda forgot to vote.
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322. You FORGOT!
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323. Well, I didn't forget.
I voted against you.
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324. Momma!
How COULD you?
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325. Easy.
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326. Because you can't
do anything right!
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327. Betrayed by my own mother!
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328. Then again, that makes me
feel better about betraying YOU.
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329. Grrrrrr!
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330. You ingrate!
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331. Wait till I bust out NEXT time!
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332. Hey!
Lemme go!
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333. Take your hands off
me, you great fat lug!
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334. What are your
plans, Mr. President?
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335. Resignation.
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336. My running mate Henry
Walrus is the guy for this job.
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337. Collie, I just know
Henry Walrus will be the best
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339. Mr. President, lemme say
two words: Press secretary.
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340. Think about it.
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341. That TEARS it!
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342. I always say, if you
can't join 'em BEAT 'EM!
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343. Ya know, Bottsy, you
really are a sore loser.
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344. Accent on sore.
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345. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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346. Well, looks like it's a
landslide against Robotnik!
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347. I hate that Hedgehog!
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348. The dogs are nearly done!
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349. Ooch.
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350. Toothache.
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351. Have you been
brushing lately Tails?
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352. You could have a cavity.
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353. Way past gross.
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354. Be sure to brush and floss
your teeth after every meal,
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last a lifetime,
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