1. Excuse me, oh reacherous
One but your MotherCopy !req
2. is here to see you.Copy !req
3. Oh, no!Copy !req
4. Which means I'm taking a trip!Copy !req
5. Phew!Copy !req
6. Oh, Momma.
What a lovely surprise.Copy !req
7. Owww!Copy !req
8. Don't you Momma me!Copy !req
9. I've NEVER been so
humiliated in all my life!Copy !req
10. My friend Cora at the Home
has a son who was just electedCopy !req
11. president of his garden club.Copy !req
12. Why can't YOU be
elected president?Copy !req
13. Just because you're feared and
loathed all over the planet,Copy !req
14. that's no reason
you can't be popular.Copy !req
15. But Momma, I HATE gardening!Copy !req
16. Numbskull!Copy !req
17. Ohhhl Ow!Copy !req
18. I wish it was numb.Copy !req
19. I want you to run for
president of Mobius!Copy !req
20. You mean have an election?Copy !req
21. That sounds
disgustingly like being fair.Copy !req
22. Not that there's anything
wrong with being disgusting!Copy !req
23. Then get going!Copy !req
24. I can't wait to be
First Momma of Mobius.Copy !req
25. Scratch!
Grounder!Copy !req
26. Yes, Your Malevolence!Copy !req
27. Who do you want crushed?Copy !req
28. Or liquidated?Copy !req
29. Or terrorized?Copy !req
30. Or maybe even scared a little?Copy !req
31. Ohhhhhuh, no one.Copy !req
32. Make up a million Robotnik
for President posters with myCopy !req
33. picture and paste 'em
up them allover Mobius.Copy !req
34. But Doctor, we're vicious evil
robots running for electionCopy !req
35. is LEGAL!Copy !req
36. Do as I say, or I'll grind
you down into iron filings!Copy !req
37. One million posters, comin' up!Copy !req
38. Oof!Copy !req
39. Huh!Copy !req
40. Little late for
Halloween, isn't it?Copy !req
41. The whole city's
plastered with 'em!Copy !req
42. You don't think he
could win, do you Sonic?Copy !req
43. Not if I have anything
to say about it, Tails.Copy !req
44. And I will!Copy !req
45. Catch ya later, little bro'!Copy !req
46. That's not how the
rest of them look.Copy !req
47. I'm sure of th...Copy !req
48. Ooh!Copy !req
49. Is it just me, or does Dr.
Robotnik photograph kinda goofy?Copy !req
50. Believe me, Palsie, you won't
regret buyin' this little baby.Copy !req
51. Look here - Ice dispenser!Copy !req
52. Ah-ah-ah!
No second thoughts.Copy !req
53. all sales are final!Copy !req
54. D-d-doctor Robotnik, sir!Copy !req
55. Listen, about that
time I helped SonicCopy !req
56. it was business,
nothin' personal.Copy !req
57. Forget the past, Wes.Copy !req
58. Let's talk about the future.Copy !req
59. YOUR future, managing my
campaign for President.Copy !req
60. What is this, a joke?Copy !req
61. No offense, Doc, but even I
wouldn't help elect a ruthless,Copy !req
62. power-mad tyrant like you.Copy !req
63. ULP!Copy !req
64. Who dares to call my
little darling a tyrant?Copy !req
65. Did I say tyrant?Copy !req
66. I take it back.Copy !req
67. Compared to you,
he's as meek as a lamb.Copy !req
68. That's better.Copy !req
69. Show him, Sonny.Copy !req
70. Dr. Robotnik, palsie!Copy !req
71. You're looking more
presidential every second!Copy !req
72. Yessir!Copy !req
73. Well, what are we
waiting for, Mr. President?Copy !req
74. Time is valuable!Copy !req
75. In the official race
for presidnt of Mobius,Copy !req
76. the latest poll shows reformer
Henry Walrus with a ninetyCopy !req
77. percent lead.Copy !req
78. Long regarded as one of
our outstanding leaders,Copy !req
79. Henry Walrus seems sure
to be our next President.Copy !req
80. Borrrrring!Copy !req
81. At the bottom of the poll, with
point-oh-one percent apiece,Copy !req
82. are mosquitoes, the plague,
paper cuts that don't heal,Copy !req
83. and Dr. Robotnik.Copy !req
84. D'ooohhhh!Copy !req
85. Relax, Madam.Copy !req
86. First, we'll start
some malicious rumorsCopy !req
87. about Henry Walrus.Copy !req
88. Then, we'll give your son
an image they can't touchCopy !req
89. Robotnik, the Family Man.Copy !req
90. Why, you idiot.Copy !req
91. I have no family to speak of.Copy !req
92. Yahhhhhh!Copy !req
93. What do you mean?Copy !req
94. I'M your family!Copy !req
95. Exactly.Copy !req
96. How could I forget?Copy !req
97. I see your point.Copy !req
98. But I have a solution.Copy !req
99. A dozen cans of hairspray.Copy !req
100. A gross of toothpaste...Copy !req
101. A little mascara...Copy !req
102. And for public speaking.
A broken record.Copy !req
103. And voila the
politician's perfect mate,Copy !req
104. Robo-Wife!Copy !req
105. Cookies, anyone?Copy !req
106. I don't know about this, Wes.Copy !req
107. I tried having a wife
once and it didn't work out.Copy !req
108. You'll just have to try again.Copy !req
109. You can't get
elected without one.Copy !req
110. The voters expect it.Copy !req
111. I've shared my entire life
with this wonderful man,Copy !req
112. and I know Dr. Rew-butt-nik
will be the best presidentCopy !req
113. Mobius has ever had.Copy !req
114. Uh, it's Ro-BOT-nik, my dear.Copy !req
115. You're absolutely
right, darling.Copy !req
116. Now, all you need is a pet.Copy !req
117. Ah, we can use
Spalding, my spitting cobra.Copy !req
118. Oh, no, no, no!
We can't.Copy !req
119. But not to worry, we
can get you a dog.Copy !req
120. Absolutely not.
Canines detest me.Copy !req
121. And it's mutual.Copy !req
122. By get, I mean, BUILD you a dog.Copy !req
123. A heart of gold - so don't
freak out when you seeCopy !req
124. my expense account.Copy !req
125. A tail that never stops...Copy !req
126. A toilet so he's
potty-trained...Copy !req
127. and a coupe buckets
full of slobberCopy !req
128. and he's gotta love
playing' games.Copy !req
129. Good Robo-Dog!Copy !req
130. He loves to fetch,
and he's very obedient.Copy !req
131. All right, I'll try him.Copy !req
132. HEEL!Copy !req
133. AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!Copy !req
134. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
135. He thought you wanted
him to fetch YOUR heel.Copy !req
136. Doc, baby, you're all gonna
look great in the TV spots,Copy !req
137. 'cause we're gonna shoot 'em in
a new process - Hypno-Vision!Copy !req
138. Hypno-Vision?Copy !req
139. Hmmn!Copy !req
140. That's such a brilliant idea,
I should have had it myself!Copy !req
141. Chili dog flam-bay on the house!Copy !req
142. Whoa, thanks, Bert!Copy !req
143. Thanks, Roxy!Copy !req
144. Anything fer you, Sonic.Copy !req
145. You got a lotta sand to keep
buttin' heds with Robotnik.Copy !req
146. I can't BELIEVE that
polecat's runnin' for office.Copy !req
147. Hey. Is this one of his ads?Copy !req
148. Wes
Haven't you ever wanted to
return to a simpler timeCopy !req
149. in Mobius when we
had simple virtues.Copy !req
150. And simple people?Copy !req
151. Heel, boy.Copy !req
152. Ow!Copy !req
153. Huh?Copy !req
154. Come in, this is so lame
it's funny!Copy !req
155. Hey, what was that?Copy !req
156. Didn't see a darn thing.Copy !req
157. Me neither.Copy !req
158. Well I did!Copy !req
159. Wes
Remember simple family values,
like apple pieCopy !req
160. And Mom...Copy !req
161. Smile, and pick up your pie!Copy !req
162. AAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhh!Copy !req
163. Didn't ya see it?Copy !req
164. There it was again!Copy !req
165. What?
See what?Copy !req
166. I guess your eyes are
faster than ours, Sonic.Copy !req
167. Isn't it time we had a
president like Dr. Robotnik,Copy !req
168. who cares about apple pie,
Mom and the Mobius flag?Copy !req
169. OWWWWWW!
You morons!Copy !req
170. You're absolutely
right, darling.Copy !req
171. Hahahaha!Copy !req
172. Oh, MAN!Copy !req
173. You'd have to be HYPNOTIZED
to vote for a guy that bogus!Copy !req
174. I say somethin' wrong?Copy !req
175. He's slamming our candidate!Copy !req
176. What happened, Sonic.Copy !req
177. I just heard on the
radio that RobotnikCopy !req
178. could be our next president!Copy !req
179. Yikes!
Not a chance, Tails!Copy !req
180. Because I'm
runnin' for President.Copy !req
181. I'll fight fire with fire.Copy !req
182. Speakin' of which look out!Copy !req
183. I may be running for President,
but now I'm just running!Copy !req
184. Make fun of our next
president againCopy !req
185. and you'll get worse'n that!Copy !req
186. Hey, what's got into Bert?Copy !req
187. Those Robotnik commercials
on television must have someCopy !req
188. hypno-thing that's too fast
for anyone to pick up on.Copy !req
189. Except me.Copy !req
190. Glad I didn't see 'em.Copy !req
191. But if everyone's
hypnotized to vote for Robotnik,Copy !req
192. how can you win for President?Copy !req
193. The main thing is to
make Robutt-nik lose.Copy !req
194. And you're forgetting there
isn't a race run I can't win.Copy !req
195. Vote Robotnik for President!Copy !req
196. I am the Best!Copy !req
197. I'm Right In The
Fight Against Sonic!Copy !req
198. 'Scuse me a secCopy !req
199. Robotnik is a - Pest!Copy !req
200. Right in Sonic for President.Copy !req
201. Real smart, Sonic!Copy !req
202. Editing those tapes to
make Robotnik look bad!Copy !req
203. I'm just gettin' warmed up!Copy !req
204. The Robotnik for President band
wagon is gaining strength as theCopy !req
205. candidate sets out on a
whistlestop tour across Mobius.Copy !req
206. They like me!Copy !req
207. They really like me!Copy !req
208. What did I tell you?Copy !req
209. You conquer with
cleverness and money,Copy !req
210. not brute force.Copy !req
211. Yes.
I could get to like this.Copy !req
212. Plunge in and I'll get some
pictures of you being friendly.Copy !req
213. Being...
what?Copy !req
214. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
215. That means shake their
hands, try a bite of their food,Copy !req
216. and don't insult them.Copy !req
217. I don't know which is worse
eating food with no eggsCopy !req
218. or pretending to be friendly.Copy !req
219. You're asking a
lot of me, Weasley.Copy !req
220. I found a dumpster.Copy !req
221. I got an old cigar butt,
this used coffee filter,Copy !req
222. a piece of a blown tire...Copy !req
223. And this ol' bike seat
was buriedCopy !req
224. under a buncha fish heads.Copy !req
225. Perfect, Tails.Copy !req
226. Now we're gonna put a little
spice in Robotnik's campaign.Copy !req
227. Your eggroll smells delicious.Copy !req
228. Are you nuts?Copy !req
229. If you want these
votes, you better eat that.Copy !req
230. Ah, I love tacos.Copy !req
231. Gulp.Copy !req
232. Gulp.Copy !req
233. Yecccccchhh!Copy !req
234. Ohhh!Copy !req
235. Where did you idiots learn
how to cook -a garbage dump?Copy !req
236. Your lousy manners are
ruining the Hypno-Vision.Copy !req
237. We gotta run.
Literally.Copy !req
238. Are you SURE nothing
will go wrong this time?Copy !req
239. Relax, I got Scratch and
Grounder on security detail.Copy !req
240. Hey! This thing isn't working.Copy !req
241. What's the score?Copy !req
242. Seven to six.Copy !req
243. Hey, Mac, gotta do a
safety inspection.Copy !req
244. Fine, yeah, sure
don't bother us.Copy !req
245. Talk about tight security.Copy !req
246. I'll help these guys loosen up.Copy !req
247. So much for photo ops.Copy !req
248. Let's concentrate on tonight.Copy !req
249. Think of it Collie
Chang in OUR home,Copy !req
250. interviewing us on live TV!Copy !req
251. I just had to redecorate!Copy !req
252. You re-decorated my fortress?Copy !req
253. Once favored to win, Dr.
Robotnik's popularity is nowCopy !req
254. plunging - in every place
where he has campaigned.Copy !req
255. But in a moment, we'll meet
him and his lovely Robo-Wife.Copy !req
256. Oh, Dr. Robotnik. You men
in power are so... powerful.Copy !req
257. Isn't there somewhere
where we could be alone?Copy !req
258. Uh, er, c-certainly,
but my Robo-WifeCopy !req
259. musn't see us together.Copy !req
260. Darling, we're on in a minute!Copy !req
261. Oh, yes!
I'll be right there!Copy !req
262. I have a TV show to do.Copy !req
263. We'll have to meet later.Copy !req
264. Oh, then, let me
fix your makeup.Copy !req
265. Er. Come, my dear.Copy !req
266. Break a log, Bottsy!Copy !req
267. Have you been
kissing another woman?Copy !req
268. I'll make'sure you
break a leg, Bottsy!Copy !req
269. Is Robotnik's family life
as happy as his ads say?Copy !req
270. Let's ask him.Copy !req
271. Yahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ow!Copy !req
272. Well of COURSE
we're happy, Collie.Copy !req
273. My Robo-Wife is
very close to me.Copy !req
274. Yahhhhh!Copy !req
275. Let's hope she
doesn't get any closer!Copy !req
276. Your opponent, Sonic, says
you're ducking the issue.Copy !req
277. I'm not ducking anything.Copy !req
278. I'll debate him
anytime, anywhere.Copy !req
279. All rightt, now here's the deal:
Let's debate, right here.Copy !req
280. Let the voters decide.Copy !req
281. Well, we, uh, need
time to work out the,Copy !req
282. uh, debate format, and uh...Copy !req
283. See? Now he's
duckin' the debate.Copy !req
284. I never duck anything!Copy !req
285. Ack!Copy !req
286. Okay with meeEEEEeeee.Copy !req
287. I'll kill the
Balloon Belly Bum!Copy !req
288. We'll begin our
debate after this.Copy !req
289. I need you two to eliminate
Sonic during the debate.Copy !req
290. Well, well.Copy !req
291. He didn't want us
in his campaign.Copy !req
292. Our methods were too CRUDE.Copy !req
293. But NOW he needs us!Copy !req
294. Yeah!Copy !req
295. Well, we MIGHT help.Copy !req
296. if you had some cabinet
positions in mind for us.Copy !req
297. My opponent tries to
tell you I am a scoundrel.Copy !req
298. But if you vote for me,
you'll get a kinder RobotnikCopy !req
299. you'll get a gentler Robotnik.Copy !req
300. A more dignified
Robotnik...Copy !req
301. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!Copy !req
302. I don't care what happens to me,
as long as I take you with me!Copy !req
303. Oh, Bottsy, that's so romantic!Copy !req
304. You lousy, two-timing HEEL!Copy !req
305. Aarrrrggggh!Copy !req
306. Now, that's just sad.Copy !req
307. Is that what you folks want,
your next president comin' outtaCopy !req
308. some smoke-filled room?Copy !req
309. Or are you gonna vote for me?Copy !req
310. Yeah, Wes Weasley here...Copy !req
311. is that telephone
sales job still open?Copy !req
312. The ballots have been counted,
and Sonic is the winner.Copy !req
313. The final tally is
ninety million to one.Copy !req
314. After all I went through?Copy !req
315. I get ONE stinking VOTE?Copy !req
316. Impossible!Copy !req
317. At the very least, Momma,
Scratch and GrounderCopy !req
318. all voted for me!Copy !req
319. Well, actually, Doctor
Robotnik, we got so busy...Copy !req
320. Yeah and this is kind
of an important point...Copy !req
321. We kinda forgot to vote.Copy !req
322. You FORGOT!Copy !req
323. Well, I didn't forget.
I voted against you.Copy !req
324. Momma!
How COULD you?Copy !req
325. Easy.Copy !req
326. Because you can't
do anything right!Copy !req
327. Betrayed by my own mother!Copy !req
328. Then again, that makes me
feel better about betraying YOU.Copy !req
329. Grrrrrr!Copy !req
330. You ingrate!Copy !req
331. Wait till I bust out NEXT time!Copy !req
332. Hey!
Lemme go!Copy !req
333. Take your hands off
me, you great fat lug!Copy !req
334. What are your
plans, Mr. President?Copy !req
335. Resignation.Copy !req
336. My running mate Henry
Walrus is the guy for this job.Copy !req
337. Collie, I just know
Henry Walrus will be the bestCopy !req
338. president that Mobius ever had.Copy !req
339. Mr. President, lemme say
two words: Press secretary.Copy !req
340. Think about it.Copy !req
341. That TEARS it!Copy !req
342. I always say, if you
can't join 'em BEAT 'EM!Copy !req
343. Ya know, Bottsy, you
really are a sore loser.Copy !req
344. Accent on sore.Copy !req
345. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
346. Well, looks like it's a
landslide against Robotnik!Copy !req
347. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
348. The dogs are nearly done!Copy !req
349. Ooch.Copy !req
350. Toothache.Copy !req
351. Have you been
brushing lately Tails?Copy !req
352. You could have a cavity.Copy !req
353. Way past gross.Copy !req
354. Be sure to brush and floss
your teeth after every meal,Copy !req
355. and see your dentist regularly.Copy !req
356. teeth are meant to
last a lifetime,Copy !req
357. but they won't unless
ya take care of 'em!Copy !req