1. Uh-oh!
A policeman.
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2. Maybe there's an emergency.
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3. Let's see what he wants.
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4. What's the trouble, officer?
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5. 'Scuse me.
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6. My radar clocked you at
two-hundred miles per hour.
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7. Gee, I'm sorry.
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8. I didn't know I
was going that slow.
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9. I'm going to have to
issue you a speeding ticket.
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10. No tail lights, neither.
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11. That'll be 250 mobiums.
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12. 250 mobiums!
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13. I don't carry
that kind of money.
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14. Well, in that case, I'm going
to have to take you to town
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15. to see the judge.
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16. We could outrun him, Sonic.
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17. Yes, but that would be illegal.
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18. The judge will set
things straight.
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19. I don't care who you are,
if you can't pay the fine,
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20. you'll have to do the time.
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21. I hereby sentence you both to
thirty days on the chain gang.
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22. Take them away!
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23. Thirty days of hard
labor for a speeding ticket!
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24. I wonder what you
get for a real crime.
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25. Quiet!
Talking is a crime.
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26. Now you just got yourself
an extra ten days
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27. on the chain gang.
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28. Sorry.
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29. That's another ten.
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30. I hear you're real fast.
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31. Well, let's see how fast
you are at tilling the soil.
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32. Uh, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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33. Do it, or you'll
be here even longer.
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34. If you insist.
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35. That's enough!
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36. That's another 10 days on
the chain gang, wise guy!
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37. Now go back to work.
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38. Yuck!
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39. Excuse me.
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40. Could you move
down wind, please?
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41. Beg your pardon.
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42. Whoahhh!
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43. You don't have to
pretend you don't notice.
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44. I smell funny.
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45. It's a family tradition.
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46. Colonel Stench is the name.
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47. Glad to meet ya.
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48. Sonic the Hedgehog.
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49. Likewise, I think.
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50. I breed flowers.
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51. Been trying for years to make
a perfume that would get rid
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52. of my stench.
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53. But as you can
smell, nothin's worked.
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54. Then I developed these, and then
strangers came from out of town
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55. and stole 'em from me.
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56. Put me on this chain gang.
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57. They're not very pretty.
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58. So why would anybody
want to steal them?
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59. 'Cause their pollen does
funny things to people's minds.
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60. I'll show you.
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61. Achoo!
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62. Hey!
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63. You are a chicken!
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64. Don't be ridiculous.
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65. I'm a twotailed... chicken!
Bock, bock, bock!
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66. Hey! What've you done
to my little bUddy?
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67. Relax.
I developed the antidote, too.
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68. Keep it right here in case
they try anything funny.
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69. Ptew!
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70. Huh?
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71. What happened?
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72. You were about to lay an egg.
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73. That's another ten.
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74. Oh, hurry it up, Scratch.
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75. Dr. Robotnik wants 500 of these
pollen canisters packed by noon.
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76. Oh, I don't know
what the big deal is.
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77. This stuff doesn't
look so special to me.
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78. Oooh! Oooh!
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79. Well, are we on schedule?
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80. Good.
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81. Once we load these canisters
into my robo-blimp and spray the
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82. pollen over Mobius, I'll
hypnotize the entire population
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83. into accepting me as
their supreme dictator.
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84. will you get your
fingers out of your nose.
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85. AAAAAACCCHHHOOOOOOOOOO!
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86. You robo egg-head!
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87. Didn't I tell you this
pollen is dangerous?
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88. To be exact, you said,
"If you mess up
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89. I'LL TURN YOU INTO
A PET ROBO DOG!"
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90. WOOF!
WOOF!
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91. Hey!
You turned him into a dog.
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92. Okay, you can have
a doggie biscuit!
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93. Now that he's under the
hypnotic effect of this pollen,
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94. we can turn him
into anything we want.
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95. Can we?
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96. Oh, boy!
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97. My turn!
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98. You're a trained seal!
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99. Arf! Arf! Arf!
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100. And now you're an elephant.
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101. Oh, boy, I could
do this all day.
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102. Yeah!
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103. Just make sure you don't get
any of this antidote on him.
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104. Or we'il be two dead robots.
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105. Oh, Scratch. Grounder!
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106. I've got a
surprise for you.
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107. Uh, let me guess.
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108. We're two dead robots?
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109. Aaaah! Ooow! Yaaahh! Eeeee!
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110. Next time you try
something like that,
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111. I won't be so nice.
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112. Oh, thank you,
your mercifulness.
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113. Work faster.
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114. The master needs more flowers.
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115. Who's the master?
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116. Beats me.
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117. Whoever he is, he's got the
guards under the pollen's spell.
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118. If they are, we can unspell them
with Colonel Stench's antidote.
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119. It's worth a try.
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120. I know just how to do it.
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121. Hang on!
We're gonna buzz, cuz.
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122. If you don't come out
of there right now,
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123. you'll all be working on
this chain gang 'til you're
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124. old and gray.
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125. Go for it, Tails!
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126. Huh?
What happened?
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127. You've been in a trance.
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128. Who did it to you?
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129. Don't know his name,
but he's fat and ugly,
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130. with big black eyes and a
mustache that looks like two
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131. paint brushes
sticking out of his nose.
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132. Robotnik!
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133. Give me some space, ace.
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134. I'm cuttin' to the chase.
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135. We've got to stop Robotnik
before he does something awful
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136. with my flowers.
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137. I'll check out the
processing plant.
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138. Tails, go with Colonel Stench
and whip up a new batch
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139. of antidote.
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140. Right.
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141. Glue part 12A into hole 33Z.
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142. Hey!
That's your nose.
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143. Sorry.
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144. I'm just not thinking straight.
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145. Oh, that's because I haven't
glued in your brain pan yet.
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146. Oh, terrific, Scratch!
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147. You already glued
the top of my head on!
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148. Oh, well.
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149. No one will ever
know it's missing.
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150. OW!
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151. Did somebody lose this?
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152. Uh, me?
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153. The jig is up, Robotnik!
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154. It is?
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155. I don't see any jig.
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156. Shut up, jug-head.
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157. Can't you see Sonic's
got the drop on us?
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158. Yeah!
I guess he does.
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159. I said, can't you see
Sonic's got the DROP on us?
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160. I heard you.
I heard you.
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161. Oh, yeah!
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162. He's got the DROP
on us all right.
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163. Ha!
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164. Nice try, Robotnik.
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165. But it'll take more than
flower pollen to stop me.
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166. I know.
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167. It'll take an hypnotic
suggestion an as well.
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168. You are no longer the fastest
hedgehog in the world,
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169. from here on, you're not Sonic,
but just an ordinary slo-mo.
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170. I am an ordinary slo-mo.
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171. Go on, hedgehog.
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172. Get out of here.
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173. You're no threat to me, now.
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174. I'm no threat to you, now.
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175. Brilliant move,
your bloatedness.
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176. Prepare to launch the attack!
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177. I'll dust the populace
with the flower pollen.
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178. You two follow below me
with the loudspeaker truck.
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179. Yes, your blimp-ship.
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180. You remember what to say?
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181. YOU LOVE ROBOTNIK, THE
SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!
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182. It's got a nice ring to it.
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183. Ha, ha, ha, hal
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184. That should do it.
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185. Great!
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186. Let's get out of here
before I lose my lunch.
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187. I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.
I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.
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188. Huh?
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189. Let's have some fun with him.
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190. Oof!
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191. Ahhhh!
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192. So long.
Slo-mo.
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193. What's the matter, Sonic?
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194. Why didn't you run?
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195. But I did run.
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196. And I don't know any Sonic.
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197. I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.
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198. Hmm.
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199. Robotnik must've dusted him
with pollen and given him a
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200. hypnotic command.
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201. No sweat.
I'll just give him the antidote.
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202. Where is it?
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203. Oh, no.
- I dropped it.
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204. What'll we do now, Sonic?
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205. I'm not Sonic.
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206. I'm just an -
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207. an ordinary slo-mo. I know.
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208. We'd better follow him.
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209. What'll it be, Mack?
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210. I'll have a hamburger.
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211. Hamburger?
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212. Boy!
He really isn't himself.
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213. Look out!
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214. Two dozen burgers, fries
and malts, to go!
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215. Say, aren't you
Sonic the Hedgehog?
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216. Me?
Uh-uh.
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217. I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.
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218. Is that right?
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219. Well, if you're not Sonic, you
must not be blue, either.
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220. Naw, you're yellow.
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221. Come on, road hogs, let's have
some fun with this little twerp.
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222. How 'bout some juice, blue boy?
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223. Juice?
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224. Sure, I can juice.
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225. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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226. All right, you pip-squeak.
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227. I'm gonna pick you UP, turn
you OVER and make you GONE!
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228. Up? Over? Gone?
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229. I can do that.
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230. UP! OVER! And GONE!
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231. HEEEEEEELLLLPPPP!
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232. Time to brake, Jake!
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233. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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234. Nice bike.
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235. A bit slow, but nice.
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236. All right.
I think Sonic's back to normal.
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237. How'd you like to be a
member of the road hog gang?
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238. Member?
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239. All right!
All right!
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240. You're LEADER OF THE ROAD HOGS!
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241. I'm the leader of the Road Hogs.
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242. Oh, no!
Sonic thinks he's a biker.
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243. Guess he's not as
normal as you thought.
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244. Let's hit the road, hogs!
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245. Sonic!
Wait!
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246. I've got a bad
feeling about this.
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247. Commence operation pollination!
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248. YOU LOVE DR. ROBOTNIK, THE
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249. We love Dr. Robotnik,
supreme dictator of Mobius!
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250. Works like a charm.
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251. I'll be supreme
dictator in no time.
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252. Ha, ha, ha, hal
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253. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!
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254. I can't believe it.
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255. We're finally
doing something right.
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256. YEAH!
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257. This time Dr. Robotnik's going
to be so happy!
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258. DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE
SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!
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259. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!
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260. Let's tear up this town.
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261. Uh, whatever you say, Head Hog!
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262. Poor Sonic doesn't
realize what he's doing.
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263. There must be some way
we can stop him
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264. Wha—?
It's Robotnik!
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265. And he's spraying pollen.
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266. We've got one
chance to help Sonic.
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267. Which way to the general store?
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268. Thataway.
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269. What's that?
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270. Give me those ear plugs.
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271. I've only got a few seconds.
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272. Mommie.
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273. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE
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274. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK,
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275. THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!
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276. They can't hear a thing.
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277. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE
SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!
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278. You're Sonic the
Hedgehog, defender of the slow,
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279. guardian of the
slower, hero of the slowest!
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280. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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281. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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282. I'm.
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283. What a warped
nightmare I just had.
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284. What happened to me?
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285. Robotnik got 'em
with the pollen.
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286. I've got it!
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287. You are now a gang of good hogs!
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288. You won't let
Robotnik take over Mobius!
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289. You will help
Sonic the Hedgehog.
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290. We are now a gang of good hogs!
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291. We won't let
Robotnik take over Mobius!
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292. We will help Sonic the Hedgehog.
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293. All right, road
hogs, let's roll!
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294. Yeah, let's roll.
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295. Weeee!
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296. YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE
SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!
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297. You take care of the truck.
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298. I'll get the blimp.
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299. Ten-four, Sonic.
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300. Hey! step on it, Scratch!
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301. Don't worry, I'll
fix those pigs.
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302. TWO SECONDS FLAT!
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303. TWO SECONDS FLAT!
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304. I will stop you in two
seconds with a flat.
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305. I will stop you in two
seconds with a flat.
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306. WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
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307. WE ARE DEEAAaaaddd.
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308. Going up!
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309. Hey, Roblimpnik!
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310. Up here!
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311. Why, that rotten.
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312. You asked for it, hedgehog.
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313. I'm going to pollinate you
and turn you into a skydiver
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314. without a parachute.
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315. I'm sorry.
Were you speaking to me?
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316. Why, yes, I was just saying that
I was going to pollinate you
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317. and uh -
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318. Yes, you were saying?
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319. Ooh.
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320. Phew! This dictator
business is tough work.
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321. But fun work hee hee hee.
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322. Yahhhh!
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323. I'm waiiii-ting!
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324. Why, you.
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325. Ooh!
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326. Ow!
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327. Now I'm really going
to stick it to you.
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328. No!
You wouldn't!
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329. Oh, yes I woouuuuld!
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330. Ooh!
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331. Mmph!
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332. Whew!
Got it!
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333. Noooo!
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334. Ahhhh!
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335. Nice catch, bro.
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336. My pleasure.
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337. Ha!
I'm alive!
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338. But not for loooong!
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339. I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
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340. Ow!
AND I HATE YOU, TOO!
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341. We've got ya now, furball!
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342. Heeeeelp, Police!
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343. A cop!
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344. Let's get outta here!
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345. You did good, lil buddy!
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346. If you need help,
ask a policeman.
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347. Cuz it's their job
to protect all of us!
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348. And it's your job to let
them know when you need them.
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