1. Where is that stinking
letter?l Scratchl Grounder!Copy !req
2. I'm expecting a letter from
Throbbin Screech sayingCopy !req
3. I'm on his TV show!
Where is my mail?Copy !req
4. Coming, Your
Mustachedness, coming!Copy !req
5. Ooh!Copy !req
6. Pain!Copy !req
7. I should be the one to
bring it -I mugged the mailman!Copy !req
8. Yeah, but I stole all his mail!Copy !req
9. Just hurry up!Copy !req
10. This time I know I'll get on
"Lifestyles of the Very Good."Copy !req
11. I'm gonna be a TV star!Copy !req
12. I have the letter!Copy !req
13. But why should Throbbin
want you on his show?Copy !req
14. He usually gets
interesting people...Copy !req
15. I'm interesting!Copy !req
16. I'm fascinating!Copy !req
17. Scintillating, even!Copy !req
18. Right?Copy !req
19. Oh, uh, uh, yeah...
Uh, I forgot.Copy !req
20. Here you go, Your Sizableness.Copy !req
21. Dr. Robotnik.
I got it for you...Copy !req
22. No one else, me.Copy !req
23. I'll get it myself.Copy !req
24. Oh, it's from the show!
It's from the show!Copy !req
25. I'm gonna be on TV!Copy !req
26. What?Copy !req
27. "You want to be on my show?Copy !req
28. The answer is no, no, no.Copy !req
29. Maybe? Nope! Never!Copy !req
30. Love, Throbbin Screech,
Lifestyles of the Very Good."Copy !req
31. Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
32. Throbbin Screech is on!Copy !req
33. It's showtime!Copy !req
34. Silence!Copy !req
35. We're not watching his show!Copy !req
36. We hate his show!Copy !req
37. No we don't!Copy !req
38. It's our very favorite! Oof!Copy !req
39. We'd rather watch reruns of
"Bart The Barfy Bumblebee"Copy !req
40. any day!Copy !req
41. Yecch!
I don't feel so good.Copy !req
42. Now that's what I
call educational TV!Copy !req
43. All right, I can't stand it!Copy !req
44. I have to see who Screech
could've possibly pickedCopy !req
45. instead of me.Copy !req
46. Greetings to most of you.Copy !req
47. Ladies and Gentlemen, today on
"Lifestyles of the Very Good,Copy !req
48. it's: Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
49. As a rule, you're
all way past cool.Copy !req
50. Sonic the Hedgehog?Copy !req
51. That's supposed to be my show!Copy !req
52. Ahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
53. We followed Sonic around
for a week with our cameras,Copy !req
54. and this is what we saw!Copy !req
55. Wah!Copy !req
56. Ahh!Copy !req
57. Just goes to show you!Copy !req
58. Speed always beats stupidity!Copy !req
59. Shall we see another, audience?Copy !req
60. Enough!
I've had enough!Copy !req
61. He was talking about us?Copy !req
62. He's in big trouble!Copy !req
63. Sonic's in monstrous trouble!Copy !req
64. And I'll show Robin Screech
a real personality: mine!Copy !req
65. I'm gonna catch
Sonic right on his show!Copy !req
66. And all of Mobius will see it!Copy !req
67. Morning, sleep well?Copy !req
68. Oh, pretty well, thanks.
You?Copy !req
69. Mmmm...
Not bad, considering.Copy !req
70. Ready —go!Copy !req
71. Out of my way!
- Oof!Copy !req
72. Throbbin Screech is
coming here to film me!Copy !req
73. Why would Throbbin
Screech want you on his show,Copy !req
74. Your Miserableness?Copy !req
75. He thinks you're an
egg-belly slo-mo!Copy !req
76. He wants me, because I am
provocative and fascinatinglCopy !req
77. That's two great things.Copy !req
78. Not one great thing
and an okay thing,Copy !req
79. or one good thing
and a so-so thing.Copy !req
80. It's two great things!Copy !req
81. Hmm.Copy !req
82. There must be
some other reason...Copy !req
83. Okay, well...Copy !req
84. I kidnapped Throbbin
Screech's niece.Copy !req
85. That's the ticket!Copy !req
86. Now Screech will have
to let you on his show!Copy !req
87. Screech comes
here, sees the Niece,Copy !req
88. boom, you're on his show.Copy !req
89. You trap Sonic on
National TV, boom,Copy !req
90. Mobius is yours.Copy !req
91. To recap —boom,
boom, you're done.Copy !req
92. You are an evil genius,
Doctor Robotnik!Copy !req
93. And finally everyone will know
it! If I'm lucky it'll leadCopy !req
94. to a late night talk show...
or even better...Copy !req
95. an infomercial!Copy !req
96. And how are you feeling today?Copy !req
97. You wanna know how I feel?Copy !req
98. I'll show you how I feel:Copy !req
99. I just love kids.Copy !req
100. Give me back my niece.Copy !req
101. Not until I go on your show.Copy !req
102. Utterly ridiculous.Copy !req
103. You're not going on my show.Copy !req
104. Oh, yes I am.Copy !req
105. Look at my monitor..Copy !req
106. Hi, Uncle Throbbin.
Love your show.Copy !req
107. Morn says hi.
It's awful hot in here!Copy !req
108. Now what'd'ya say, Throbbin?Copy !req
109. "Goodbye Niece" or
"Hello Robotnik!"?Copy !req
110. Would it be all that wrong to
let my niece be dipped in lavaCopy !req
111. just to keep you off my show?Copy !req
112. I won't just "dip"
her, I'll dunk her.Copy !req
113. Slam dunk.Copy !req
114. Two- handed reverse.Copy !req
115. All right, I'll do it.Copy !req
116. Scratch!Copy !req
117. Grounder!Copy !req
118. You hear that?Copy !req
119. I made it, I'm on TV!Copy !req
120. I'll get my crew.Copy !req
121. You'll use mine!Copy !req
122. Remember, I have
complete creative control now!Copy !req
123. No!Copy !req
124. Yes!Copy !req
125. Okay, Ratchet, Pounder,
get the camera-Copy !req
126. That's Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
127. Yeah, whatever
let's get started.Copy !req
128. That's the spirit!Copy !req
129. I can't wait to check out
Throbbin Screech's show today!Copy !req
130. Of course, it can't be as good
as yesterday, when I was on.Copy !req
131. Where is that husky madman?Copy !req
132. Robotnik to the set!
Robotnik to the set!Copy !req
133. Robotnik to the set! Robotnik-Copy !req
134. So —how do I look?Copy !req
135. Wooo, did you know you have
a dead cat on your head?Copy !req
136. I look fantastic
and you know it!Copy !req
137. Okay, Lights!
Camera! Robotnik!Copy !req
138. I may become ill here.Copy !req
139. "Lifestyles of the
Sick and Twisted.Copy !req
140. What's that?Copy !req
141. What's going on?Copy !req
142. Today we have the worst, most
disgusting guest of all time.Copy !req
143. Is your niece fond
of lava, Screech?Copy !req
144. That's Robotnik's voice!Copy !req
145. I meant to say that today
we have the... uh,Copy !req
146. one of a kind, Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
147. Thank you, Throbbin.Copy !req
148. Don't you just love
your new show —uh,Copy !req
149. my new show-" Lifestyles
of the sick & Twisted"?Copy !req
150. Robotnik is
cruisin' for some losin'!Copy !req
151. Typical.Copy !req
152. My full name is
Dr. Ivo Robotnik.Copy !req
153. Not that anyone's ever asked.Copy !req
154. Well, Ivo -Copy !req
155. You can call me the
distinguished Doctor Robotnik!Copy !req
156. Don't bet on it.Copy !req
157. So, uh, what are you up to now?Copy !req
158. Catching Sonic The Hedgehog.Copy !req
159. Have you ever caught him?Copy !req
160. Caught... uh, yes...Copy !req
161. kept...Copy !req
162. technically no.Copy !req
163. Does that bother you?Copy !req
164. Not at all—but now,
today, he's mine for good.Copy !req
165. Right here on national TV,
I will catch Sonic and beCopy !req
166. rid of him forever!Copy !req
167. Oh, I'm really
scared, Robuttnik!Copy !req
168. Oh boy, Throbby, your
audience is gonna love this!Copy !req
169. It's my greatest invention ever!Copy !req
170. Okay, Throbby, open 'em!Copy !req
171. That's what you've been
going on and on about?Copy !req
172. This is not a "what"!Copy !req
173. Don't call it a "what!"Copy !req
174. It's my EGG-O-MATIC EVAPORATOR
slash SONIC SMASHER.Copy !req
175. It even has a cupholder
for those long drives!Copy !req
176. I know that lake.Copy !req
177. Let's go, Tails,
we're up over and gone!Copy !req
178. I just love how he does that!Copy !req
179. Coming Sonic, right behind you!Copy !req
180. Well, not right behind you.Copy !req
181. No one is ever right behind you.Copy !req
182. Why are we hiding
behind a cloud,Copy !req
183. Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
184. We're setting a trap for Sonic.Copy !req
185. He'll be here in
seconds to save the fish.Copy !req
186. He's a sucker for
anyone in trouble.Copy !req
187. You've never caught him
before -why should this timeCopy !req
188. be any different?Copy !req
189. Forget the past.Copy !req
190. This trap is so
great it has two parts.Copy !req
191. Check out part one.Copy !req
192. Hello, my fine fishy friends.Copy !req
193. Take these for now.Copy !req
194. That'll hold ya'til
I can fill up the lake.Copy !req
195. All I gotta do is
figure a way to do that.Copy !req
196. What are you gonna do, Sonic?Copy !req
197. Live fast, think fast...Copy !req
198. Act fast!Copy !req
199. The least I deserve from
that despicable creature isCopy !req
200. a little cooperation!Copy !req
201. Wait, there he is again!Copy !req
202. Tails, I forgot to
tell ya, stay here.Copy !req
203. I'll be right back.Copy !req
204. See ya!Copy !req
205. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
206. That hedgehog never stays still!Copy !req
207. If I can't get Sonic,
I'll grab his little buddy.Copy !req
208. Then, when Sonic
comes to save him,Copy !req
209. the hedgehog will be mine!Copy !req
210. Hey, that's me on
this little TV!Copy !req
211. Uh oh!Copy !req
212. Helllllp!Copy !req
213. There you have it, folks.Copy !req
214. Will Sonic save the fish?Copy !req
215. Will Sonic save Tails?Copy !req
216. Will Robotnik take over?Copy !req
217. Will I get such high ratings
that I'll keep RobotnikCopy !req
218. on my show?Copy !req
219. Will I keep asking
such annoying questions?Copy !req
220. Stay tuned!Copy !req
221. One super Sonic
meltdown coming down!Copy !req
222. Hey, Tails, how's
that for fast work?Copy !req
223. Tails?
Tails?Copy !req
224. Whoahhhhh!Copy !req
225. Tails?Copy !req
226. This means war, Robotnik.Copy !req
227. Or at least one
heck of a battle.Copy !req
228. So, Tailsy, what would
you rather have:Copy !req
229. lava boiling your feet?Copy !req
230. Or lava boiling your feet?Copy !req
231. Tell me your choice you
two-tailed little brat!Copy !req
232. I was talking to Tails.Copy !req
233. Save your breath Robotnik!Copy !req
234. Sonic's gonna rescue us.Copy !req
235. You're wrong, you
two-tailed trouble maker.Copy !req
236. Sonic will show up,
but he won't save you.Copy !req
237. Sonic won't save
anyone ever again!Copy !req
238. Once everyone sees me
catch Sonic on worldwide TV,Copy !req
239. the planet is mine!Copy !req
240. Surprise, surprise.
Look who's here.Copy !req
241. Let everyone go, Robotnik.Copy !req
242. And do it fast!Copy !req
243. I'm waiittiiinnngggg!Copy !req
244. Dream on, hedgehog!Copy !req
245. Scratch, Grounder,
take him prisoner!Copy !req
246. It doesn't really matter if
you defeat my ridiculous robots.Copy !req
247. Why's that?Copy !req
248. Because.Copy !req
249. Look at this.Copy !req
250. Sonic!Copy !req
251. Please, Sonic, ignore
them, keep fighting,Copy !req
252. the audience loves it.Copy !req
253. I'm sick of a show
about good people.Copy !req
254. Bad people are much
more interesting.Copy !req
255. You're unbelievable, selling
out your niece like that.Copy !req
256. Hey, that's showbiz!Copy !req
257. Sorry, Throb, but my buddy
Tails is too important to me.Copy !req
258. Robotnik, there's no
way you can catch me.Copy !req
259. So, if I give myself up, will
you let the Niece and Tails go?Copy !req
260. If I give up Tails
and Screech's niece,Copy !req
261. you'll surrender?Copy !req
262. We're talkin' two for one.Copy !req
263. Deal?Copy !req
264. Deal!Copy !req
265. Okay, Dr. Jerkniknik, I'm yours.Copy !req
266. Oh, and that deal
we talked about?Copy !req
267. It's off.Copy !req
268. I changed my mind.Copy !req
269. It's a three for none.Copy !req
270. Tails and the Niece?Copy !req
271. No!Copy !req
272. I'm keeping you,
Tails and the Niece!Copy !req
273. Not a smart move, Robotnik.Copy !req
274. You know, Throbbin', I think
everyone will watch my showCopy !req
275. I'm broadcasting
THE END of Sonic!Copy !req
276. Sonic, this is your final
hour, hour and a half tops.Copy !req
277. Do you have a last request?Copy !req
278. I request... a
good make-up person.Copy !req
279. A makeup person?Copy !req
280. Yup, the best one in Mobius.Copy !req
281. You don't want a chili
dog or a baseball cardCopy !req
282. or a candybar, you want...
a makeup person?Copy !req
283. If I'm going out on
national TV, I wanna be stylin'.Copy !req
284. You're not my makeup person.Copy !req
285. You're not even a person.Copy !req
286. Just shut your
trap and watch this.Copy !req
287. Robotnik's orders.Copy !req
288. Greetings Mobians,
we're back with,Copy !req
289. "Lifestyles of Robotnik Only."Copy !req
290. Tonight we say goodbye
forever to that goody two shoes,Copy !req
291. Sonic.Copy !req
292. And you'll get a great
recipe for cherry egg pudding.Copy !req
293. Don't worry, Tails.Copy !req
294. I have a plan.Copy !req
295. That's good, but will I
miss the pudding recipe?Copy !req
296. Before I send Sonic
away, I'd like to sing.Copy !req
297. I know all of Mobius has
been dying for me to sing.Copy !req
298. If they weren't dying before,
this is really gonna kill 'em!Copy !req
299. Ew!Copy !req
300. Sonic, I can't handle this.Copy !req
301. We've gotta do something!Copy !req
302. Chill, little buddy.Copy !req
303. Remember, I always have plan.Copy !req
304. And now, some of my
favorite show tunes.Copy !req
305. Hurry!Copy !req
306. I can't take anymore
of Robotnik's singing!Copy !req
307. All right, Sonic,
here's your makeup person.Copy !req
308. Too bad she didn't use some
make up on herself - uglyyyy!Copy !req
309. Hi, I'm Heckuba,
the makeup person.Copy !req
310. I know!Copy !req
311. I know!Copy !req
312. Don't say it, "why don't
I practice on myself?"Copy !req
313. I hear it all the time!Copy !req
314. Okay, hit it, Heckuba!Copy !req
315. The makeup person
is a locksmith?Copy !req
316. Hey, showbiz isn't a sure thing,Copy !req
317. it pays to have
a back-up skill.Copy !req
318. Besides, my face
sure won't open any doorsCopy !req
319. Great job, Heckuba!Copy !req
320. Now do yourself.Copy !req
321. Okay, Heck, let's get
you in these chains.Copy !req
322. I sure appreciate your help.Copy !req
323. Okay, Tails and the
Niece, I'll unlock you,Copy !req
324. but pretend you're still
locked up until they takeCopy !req
325. Heck and me away.Copy !req
326. Ssshhh.
Act normal.Copy !req
327. Let's go, Sonic.Copy !req
328. Come on, makeup lady —grab
your puffpads and let's go!Copy !req
329. Greetings Mobians.Copy !req
330. I am pleased to
introduce my next guest.Copy !req
331. Ladies and gentlemen
- Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
332. Finally, Sonic in chains!Copy !req
333. I'm so happy I could pinch you.Copy !req
334. I think I will!Copy !req
335. Eeewww!Copy !req
336. What is this?Copy !req
337. Oh, I know!
It's a nose, Dr. Robotnik.Copy !req
338. Ewww...Copy !req
339. I know it's a nose,
but why do I have it?Copy !req
340. Because you
shouldn't force things,Copy !req
341. and you did, and it came off?Copy !req
342. You take it!Copy !req
343. Ahem!Copy !req
344. Sonic?Copy !req
345. Is that you?Copy !req
346. It is you!Copy !req
347. You are really smart —for a
double-dealing egg-belly slomo!Copy !req
348. That's not gonna
be enough, Sonic.Copy !req
349. I still have the Niece,
and your little Tails.Copy !req
350. Guess again, egg man!Copy !req
351. Grounder, is the
camera still on?Copy !req
352. It's on!Copy !req
353. Don't answer him, you fool!Copy !req
354. Now he tells me!Copy !req
355. Smile, loser, and listen up.Copy !req
356. Since we're on national
TV, say, "Sonic is my hero."Copy !req
357. Never in a million years.Copy !req
358. Sonic is not entirely ugly.Copy !req
359. Say it!Copy !req
360. Urn, Sonic always wins but...Copy !req
361. Not good enough!Copy !req
362. but I never try my hardest.Copy !req
363. Okay, okay, Sonic is good and
sometimes the word "very"Copy !req
364. comes to mind.Copy !req
365. Thank you.
We're done.Copy !req
366. There you have it, Mobians.Copy !req
367. Sonic extends his
undefeated streak,Copy !req
368. and Robotnik, well, he's
still an egg-belly slow-mo.Copy !req
369. Best of all, I
have my show backCopy !req
370. —I mean, my niece back.Copy !req
371. Join us next week on
Lifestyles of the sick and er...Copy !req
372. Lifestyles of the Very Good!Copy !req
373. Ta ta!Copy !req
374. Great show!Copy !req
375. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
376. The only good thing about
Robotnik's singing is...Copy !req
377. This nasty playground
vandalism will get us onCopy !req
378. "Lifestyles of the Sick
and Twisted" for sure!Copy !req
379. Yeah!
We'll be stars!Copy !req
380. Now for "Lifestyles of the
Very stupid", starringCopy !req
381. Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
382. Stupid?Copy !req
383. Right!Copy !req
384. Vandalism is very stupid!Copy !req
385. And it's against the law!Copy !req