1. At last!Copy !req
2. An invention that will destroy
that meddlesome hedgehogCopy !req
3. once and for all!Copy !req
4. My Pseudo Sonic!Copy !req
5. A robotological breakthrough
which can duplicate Sonic'sCopy !req
6. stunts at Sonic's speeds!Copy !req
7. And you, Lawrence
as my favoriteCopy !req
8. lab rat, you get to drive it!Copy !req
9. Drive it where?Copy !req
10. Pseudo Sonic will
scour all of Mobius,Copy !req
11. Robbing! Pillaging! Plundering!Copy !req
12. Doing evil like it's
never been done before!Copy !req
13. And all the while, ruining
Sonic's reputation so he'llCopy !req
14. never be able to
show his face again!Copy !req
15. Please!Copy !req
16. I don't wanna make
Sonic look like a criminal!Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. You see, Dr. Robotnik I
shouldn't I can't. I won't.Copy !req
19. Oh, yes you will!Copy !req
20. Take a look in here!Copy !req
21. Mom!
Dad!Copy !req
22. You're not gonna
hurt them are you?Copy !req
23. I'm just going to give them
an opportunity to test anotherCopy !req
24. little device I've
been working on.Copy !req
25. My Surface-to-sonic Missile.Copy !req
26. Only this time, it's programmed
to go after your Mom and Dad!Copy !req
27. No!Copy !req
28. Mom!
Dad!Copy !req
29. Stop it please!Copy !req
30. I'll do anything!Copy !req
31. Anything?Copy !req
32. Yes.Copy !req
33. Excellent!
I knew you'd see it my way.Copy !req
34. Now, where were we?Copy !req
35. Ah yes...Copy !req
36. I was welcoming you aboard
your new high-tech vehicle.Copy !req
37. But, I don't even
have a driver's license!Copy !req
38. OWWW!Copy !req
39. Good!Copy !req
40. That means your criminal
career has already started!Copy !req
41. Are you ready, Lawrence?Copy !req
42. I guess so.Copy !req
43. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
44. This is such a brilliant idea,
I can't believe I didn'tCopy !req
45. think of it before!Copy !req
46. Huh?Copy !req
47. It's the Hedgehog!Copy !req
48. He's captured Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
49. Awk!Copy !req
50. Don't worry, your maliciousness!Copy !req
51. I'll save you!Copy !req
52. Yeah!Copy !req
53. No one's gonna hurt
our Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
54. Oof!Copy !req
55. Ahhh!Copy !req
56. Oh no! It's the S.S.S.S.S. Squad!Copy !req
57. I hope I can drive this thing!Copy !req
58. I'll flatten him for ya!Copy !req
59. I better get out of here quick!Copy !req
60. Hmmmm.Copy !req
61. Outta my way, Pancake lips,
I'll show you how toCopy !req
62. catch a hedgehog.Copy !req
63. I'll get him to stick around...Copy !req
64. with this Bubblegum bomb!Copy !req
65. Not if you don't have a target!Copy !req
66. You can't get away that easy!Copy !req
67. No place to run, eh Hedgehog?Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. Hey!
HEY!Copy !req
70. Hold still!Copy !req
71. This thing's goingto ex... plode!Copy !req
72. What's the matter lockjaw lips?Copy !req
73. Hedgehog got your tongue?Copy !req
74. Stop!
You metallic morons!Copy !req
75. You Dim-witted droids!Copy !req
76. You can't even
capture a fake Sonic!Copy !req
77. A fake?Copy !req
78. Uh, what's a fake?Copy !req
79. You imbeciles!Copy !req
80. Grrrrr!Copy !req
81. An imitation!Copy !req
82. A replica!Copy !req
83. ITS'S A PHONY, you
brainless buffoons!Copy !req
84. Oops!
Sorry!Copy !req
85. Get out of my sight!Copy !req
86. It's humiliating that
I ever invented you!Copy !req
87. I get the feeling he
was pretty upset at us!Copy !req
88. OH?
Ya think so?Copy !req
89. He seemed in a better mood than
normal to meCopy !req
90. Now it's time to seeCopy !req
91. if my Pseudo Sonic can fool
the citizens of Mobius!Copy !req
92. Go my Pseudo Sonic, go!Copy !req
93. Get out there and commit
crimes that the real SonicCopy !req
94. will be blamed for!Copy !req
95. Yes Maam, the museum is now
displaying the priceless jeweledCopy !req
96. crown of the
first King of Mobius!Copy !req
97. Huh?Copy !req
98. This unbelievable news just in!Copy !req
99. Sonic the Hedgehog has robbed
Mobius' most famous museum!Copy !req
100. I still can't believe it,
but Sonic is a one-HedgehogCopy !req
101. major crime spree!Copy !req
102. No person on Mobius is safe
from this hazardous Hedgehog!Copy !req
103. Who knows what the
fiend will do next!Copy !req
104. OWWWWW!Copy !req
105. Huh?Copy !req
106. Oh!Copy !req
107. What a gentleman!Copy !req
108. Ow!Copy !req
109. GOO-GOO!
GAA-GAA!Copy !req
110. Umph!Copy !req
111. Arr!Copy !req
112. Ladies and Gentlemen,
Sonic is in the parkCopy !req
113. no, he's in the stadium...Copy !req
114. no, he's at the beach.Copy !req
115. He's everywhere!Copy !req
116. And he's pulling pranks,
stealing things andCopy !req
117. creating mischief!Copy !req
118. Why he's...Copy !req
119. He's here!Copy !req
120. How did you do that?Copy !req
121. You've been
standing here, next to me,Copy !req
122. all this time!Copy !req
123. That wasn't me!Copy !req
124. But who else could be that fast?Copy !req
125. Help!
Police!Copy !req
126. What is it, Ma'am?Copy !req
127. Can I give you a
Super-Sonic hand?Copy !req
128. You horrible,
anti-social, teenage punk!Copy !req
129. Help police!Copy !req
130. He's over here!Copy !req
131. You young whippersnapper, you!Copy !req
132. Yeow! I'm up...
over... and gone!Copy !req
133. And don't show your face
around here again,Copy !req
134. you juvenile delinquent!Copy !req
135. Brakes!Copy !req
136. Boy, all this crime stuff
has really gotten you intoCopy !req
137. some big trouble!Copy !req
138. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
139. WHOAH!Copy !req
140. Hey!
Cut that out!Copy !req
141. Ahh!Copy !req
142. It's the real Sonic!Copy !req
143. You call that fast?Copy !req
144. - I'm gonna put a stop to
this fake "me" once and for all!Copy !req
145. Back in the bat of
an eye, little guy!Copy !req
146. All right, you imposter!Copy !req
147. Pull over, now!Copy !req
148. I... can't... it's too late!Copy !req
149. Whatta ya mean?Copy !req
150. Okay, you phony!Copy !req
151. I want to know who you are,
and why you're running aroundCopy !req
152. impersonating me!Copy !req
153. No!
Please wait!Copy !req
154. It wasn't my idea!Copy !req
155. Dr. Robotnik made me do it!Copy !req
156. He said he would hurt my Mom
and Dad if I didn't commitCopy !req
157. those crimes!Copy !req
158. Please!
OH, Please!Copy !req
159. I'm sorry!Copy !req
160. That's ok, little
buddy, I won't hurt you!Copy !req
161. You won't?Copy !req
162. Nah!Copy !req
163. I just want to get
even with Robotnik.Copy !req
164. That's funny!Copy !req
165. I'm kinda itchy!Copy !req
166. YEAH, Me, too!Copy !req
167. Real itchy!Copy !req
168. In fact, this is the
itchiest I have ever beenCopy !req
169. in my entire life!Copy !req
170. Do you think it has anything
to do with the fact we're inCopy !req
171. Poison Flower Valley?Copy !req
172. Poison Flower Valley!Copy !req
173. We gotta get outta here
or we'll itch forever!Copy !req
174. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
175. And we'll puff up
like balloons!Copy !req
176. Oh, I itch! I itch! I itch!Copy !req
177. OH, This is gonna be
a long walk home.Copy !req
178. Higher! HIGHER! HIGHER!Copy !req
179. OOH! LOWER! LOWER!
Lower! LOWER!Copy !req
180. HIGHER! Higher! HIGHER! Lower!Copy !req
181. Me next!
Me next!Copy !req
182. Higher! OOH! That's
it! Right there!Copy !req
183. Me, too! Me too! Come on!Copy !req
184. A Ahhhh...Copy !req
185. Oh, that's better!Copy !req
186. But am I ever
gonna stop itching?Copy !req
187. Man, you guys have the worst
case of Poison Flower hivesCopy !req
188. I've ever seen!Copy !req
189. You should see yourself Sonic!Copy !req
190. You're swollen up like
you've eaten 4,000 chili dogs!Copy !req
191. The important thing is that
we go save this little guy'sCopy !req
192. parents from Robotnik.Copy !req
193. I think you better rest first.Copy !req
194. Uh Ah!Copy !req
195. I can handle it.Copy !req
196. After I take a little nap maybe.Copy !req
197. Ooof!Copy !req
198. AW, nuts!Copy !req
199. He's liable to be
out for a day or two.Copy !req
200. A day or two!Copy !req
201. That might be too late
for Lawrence's Mom and Dad!Copy !req
202. But maybe there's a way
Sonic can save the day!Copy !req
203. And save his reputation, too!Copy !req
204. I'll be over there and
back before he even knows it.Copy !req
205. This is totally radical!Copy !req
206. I finally get to be
my all time hero!Copy !req
207. I wonder how you
work this thing?Copy !req
208. That's forward.Copy !req
209. I wonder what happens if
I push it all the way?Copy !req
210. Whoaaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
211. Ooof!Copy !req
212. I think I'll go a little slower
until I get the hang of this.Copy !req
213. this must be reverse.Copy !req
214. Whoooooooaaaaa!Copy !req
215. Okay, a slight problem.Copy !req
216. Ready or not,
Robotnik, here I come!Copy !req
217. I'm hittin' my speed, Keed!Copy !req
218. I'm faster'n anything!Copy !req
219. Whoa!Copy !req
220. This is way too fast!Copy !req
221. I don't know how Sonic does it!Copy !req
222. YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
223. I don't know if I can do this!Copy !req
224. The place gives me the creeps.Copy !req
225. Aaahhh!Copy !req
226. Of course, that might be because
nothing but creeps live here!Copy !req
227. The real Sonic wouldn't
stand around being scared!Copy !req
228. He'd charge right in
and warp some butt!Copy !req
229. Tails!
Tails!Copy !req
230. Where are ya keed?Copy !req
231. Answer me, little bro!Copy !req
232. Uh, oh!Copy !req
233. That fake me is gone!Copy !req
234. And I bet I know who took it!Copy !req
235. There's just no keeping
that little fox outta trouble!Copy !req
236. Lawrence's parents gotta
be around here somewhere.Copy !req
237. Maybe through that door!Copy !req
238. That must be them!Copy !req
239. I'll have them out
of there in a second!Copy !req
240. Whoa!Copy !req
241. We got him!
We got him!Copy !req
242. Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
243. I caught him!Copy !req
244. HEY! It was the way I pulled
the lever that did it.Copy !req
245. I'll decide who
gets the credit here.Copy !req
246. I do!Copy !req
247. Ooh! I've waited for this
precious moment forCopy !req
248. a long time! Sonic is mine!Copy !req
249. RRRR!Copy !req
250. This isn't the real
Sonic, you metal mess- ups!Copy !req
251. It's the Pseudo Sonic!Copy !req
252. Sorry I can't stay
Doc, but I gotta fly!Copy !req
253. Tails!Copy !req
254. What?Copy !req
255. Get him!Copy !req
256. Let him go!Copy !req
257. If that furball fox is around,
that hateful hedgehogCopy !req
258. must not be far behind.Copy !req
259. He must be here to
save Lawrence's parents.Copy !req
260. And I've got just the
plan to lure him out!Copy !req
261. Boy that was close!Copy !req
262. I was almost in
big-time trouble!Copy !req
263. Sonic!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
264. You look terrible?Copy !req
265. I was worried little bro.Copy !req
266. It takes more than being puffed
up like a blueberry muffinCopy !req
267. to keep me away.Copy !req
268. But what do we do now?Copy !req
269. Dr. Robotnik saw me and he
still has Lawrence's parents!Copy !req
270. Ahh, he's probably got some
feather-brained plan to trap me.Copy !req
271. We'll wait until he sets it
up and then make it backfire.Copy !req
272. But that's later.Copy !req
273. Right now I need you
to scratch my back.Copy !req
274. It's an extraordinarily
brilliant trap!Copy !req
275. It's only a matter of time
before Sonic tries to rescueCopy !req
276. those two
insignificant lab rodents.Copy !req
277. And when he does, my S.S.S.S.S.Copy !req
278. Squad down there will fire
my Surface-to Sonic- Missle!Copy !req
279. Programmed with Sonic's image
to seek out and destroy him!Copy !req
280. So that's his plan!Copy !req
281. I think we can help
him carry that out!Copy !req
282. Can I distract him now?Copy !req
283. This bucket's getting heavy!Copy !req
284. Do it!Copy !req
285. Maybe the ice water will
take the fun out of his day!Copy !req
286. And then, go get that phony me
and I'll meet you at the window!Copy !req
287. My pleasure!Copy !req
288. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
289. You! Why you...Copy !req
290. Sorry I can't hang
out with you.Copy !req
291. But I've got more work to do!Copy !req
292. ARRRRRRR!Copy !req
293. Congratulations.Copy !req
294. Huh?Copy !req
295. You've been selected as Mobius
Air Force's new test pilots!Copy !req
296. Us?Copy !req
297. Really?Copy !req
298. Do we get uniforms?Copy !req
299. Later.Copy !req
300. Right now Dr. Robotnik has
authorized me to convert thisCopy !req
301. missile to a manned aircraft
for an emergency test flight.Copy !req
302. He has?
That's great!Copy !req
303. Hurry up!
Hop aboard.Copy !req
304. Wait a minute!Copy !req
305. Won't the missile
explode when it hits Sonic?Copy !req
306. And you'll have front
row seats to see it!Copy !req
307. Front row?Copy !req
308. Do we have time
to go buy popcorn?Copy !req
309. No.Copy !req
310. Here's the button.Copy !req
311. Fire when you see Sonic.Copy !req
312. Scratch!
Grounder!Copy !req
313. Get me out of here!Copy !req
314. They'll have you down in a
jiffy, Egg Belly.Copy !req
315. Egg Belly?Copy !req
316. Oh no!Copy !req
317. Don't tell me!Copy !req
318. Mission accomplished, General!Copy !req
319. C'mon, let's go shmo!Copy !req
320. There's the hedgehog!Copy !req
321. Fire!Copy !req
322. Thanks!Copy !req
323. C'mon, let's go!Copy !req
324. Yahoo!
Yipee!Copy !req
325. What a disaster!Copy !req
326. My Pseudo Sonic dstroyed,
the real Sonic'sCopy !req
327. name has been cleared...Copy !req
328. And all of my lab
rats have escaped!Copy !req
329. Cheer up, you've still got us!Copy !req
330. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
331. Man, you have the worst case ofCopy !req
332. poison flower hives
I've ever seen!Copy !req
333. It's as bad as poison ivy!Copy !req
334. Forget the stick, Tails!Copy !req
335. Go to the drug store and ask
the pharmacist for somethingCopy !req
336. to stop the itching.Copy !req
337. Listen, Pals, there may not be
any poison flowers on earth,Copy !req
338. but there's a lot of poison ivy!Copy !req
339. This is what it looks like!Copy !req
340. The best thing to do
is stay away from it!Copy !req
341. But if you touch it
and start itching,Copy !req
342. get help fast.Copy !req