1. Mrs.
And now, children, it's
story time.Copy !req
2. Read us "Snoring Beauty"Copy !req
3. No! "Snow Height and the
Seven Squatty Guys".Copy !req
4. There'll be time enough
for all your favorites.Copy !req
5. I told ya they were
heading for the park!Copy !req
6. Quick!
After them!Copy !req
7. Can't ya read?Copy !req
8. Keep off the grass!Copy !req
9. Er, sorry.Copy !req
10. No littering!Copy !req
11. No bike-riding!Copy !req
12. No robots!Copy !req
13. No egg-belly slow-mos!Copy !req
14. I don't think that one worked.Copy !req
15. No foolin'!Copy !req
16. Quick!
The Portable Portal Transporter!Copy !req
17. I thought you had it.Copy !req
18. But I thought YOU had it!Copy !req
19. Oh, go get it!Copy !req
20. You go get it!Copy !req
21. GULP!Copy !req
22. I think we're BOTH gonna get it!Copy !req
23. And so, Hansel and Nettle
got lost in the woods..Copy !req
24. Watch out!Copy !req
25. Ow!
I think I sprained my tails!Copy !req
26. You'll feel a lot better
if you just sit downCopy !req
27. and listen to this nice story.Copy !req
28. Sonic!Copy !req
29. I got ya, li'l bud!Copy !req
30. And I've got YOU!Copy !req
31. Remember, Dr. Robotnik
said to make the beam WIDE!Copy !req
32. Get ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
33. AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
34. Well, I've never seen
anything like that before.Copy !req
35. Well, stick around, sister.Copy !req
36. Stuff like that
happens to us all the time.Copy !req
37. Where's Robotnik?Copy !req
38. I got a better one
for ya where are WE?Copy !req
39. If I didn't know better, I'd
say we were in a fairy tale.Copy !req
40. But which one?Copy !req
41. Hansel and Nettle!Copy !req
42. The one with a house
made of chili dogs in it!Copy !req
43. CHILI DOGS?Copy !req
44. Hansel and Nettle,
my fave fairy tale,Copy !req
45. for obvious reasons!Copy !req
46. Hey!Copy !req
47. I just noticed I'm a girl!Copy !req
48. This is as weird as it gets!Copy !req
49. Huhn?Copy !req
50. Who's that nibbling on my house?Copy !req
51. It just got a heck
of a lot weirder!Copy !req
52. Why don't you two sweet adorable
children come inside as lunCopy !req
53. - ahem, FOR lunch?Copy !req
54. Lunch?Copy !req
55. Hey, what a nice
old hag -er, lady.Copy !req
56. Tails, wait!Copy !req
57. The story!Copy !req
58. Oh wellCopy !req
59. Wow! 'There's nothin' like
the smell of chili cookin'Copy !req
60. to get my tails twirlin'!Copy !req
61. Why don't you two incredibly
cute tykes help me by stirringCopy !req
62. the chili while I
prepare my secret ingredient.Copy !req
63. Uh, sure, lady.Copy !req
64. I wonder what the
special ingredient is?Copy !req
65. It's YOU, you miserable twerps!Copy !req
66. YEOOOOOWWWWW!Copy !req
67. OW! OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
68. AAAAAAHHHHHH.Copy !req
69. Hey, how'd you know
that was gonna happen?Copy !req
70. Li'l bud, always
remember your fairy tales.Copy !req
71. Is there a part where the witch
throws giant balls of flamingCopy !req
72. hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?Copy !req
73. Nope.Copy !req
74. Well, somebody oughta
tell Robotnik that!Copy !req
75. Take that!
And that!Copy !req
76. Time to split, kit!Copy !req
77. It would taste so much better
with eggs and hedgehog in it!Copy !req
78. And so the witch added more
jalapenos to the chiliCopy !req
79. and continued to
chase the hedgehog.Copy !req
80. That's odd.Copy !req
81. I don't remember this version
of Hansel and NettleCopy !req
82. I like it!Copy !req
83. Me too.Copy !req
84. Me four!
Uh, three!Copy !req
85. Get over here!Copy !req
86. We've gotta fix this thing
and get Dr. RobotnikCopy !req
87. out of that Fairy
Tale dimension.Copy !req
88. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
89. Right after this next story..Copy !req
90. Once upon a time, there was a
princess named Snow Height.Copy !req
91. She was the tallest
princess in the land,Copy !req
92. but the queen was
jealous of her..Copy !req
93. Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the tallest of them all?Copy !req
94. It ain't you, string bean!Copy !req
95. And so Snow Height hid
in the house of theCopy !req
96. Seven Squatty Guys.Copy !req
97. Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty.
Sonic, Tails, and Sid.Copy !req
98. 'Now who could that be?Copy !req
99. I'll give you three guesses.Copy !req
100. Watch out for that -Copy !req
101. OW!Copy !req
102. beam!Copy !req
103. Please buy my chili dog!Copy !req
104. Chili dog!
Gangway!Copy !req
105. Tails, no!Copy !req
106. What's the deal?Copy !req
107. It's absolutely delicious!Copy !req
108. GAAK!Copy !req
109. Man!Copy !req
110. He really doesn't
know his fairy tales!Copy !req
111. Fairy tales?Copy !req
112. That's keerect!Copy !req
113. And now you gotta kiss him or
he'll sleep for 26 weekslCopy !req
114. Kiss him?Copy !req
115. But he's a short
little two-tailed fox?Copy !req
116. But you've got to!Copy !req
117. If you do, I'll
introduce you to,Copy !req
118. er, Prince Charming!Copy !req
119. Prince Charming?Copy !req
120. You got a deal!Copy !req
121. SMACK!Copy !req
122. Woah!
That chili dog packs a wallop!Copy !req
123. Who's there?Copy !req
124. It's the big bad wolf!
Open up!Copy !req
125. Or I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your house in.Copy !req
126. Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!Copy !req
127. Is it!Copy !req
128. WOOOOAAAHHH!Copy !req
129. Go to it, Snow!Copy !req
130. There's your prince!Copy !req
131. That guy with the leaf blower
is Prince Charming in disguise!Copy !req
132. My prince!
My prince!Copy !req
133. This is a very big girl.Copy !req
134. Time to speed, keed.Copy !req
135. I'm with you, but WHERE to?Copy !req
136. We've gotta find some way
outta this fairy tale world!Copy !req
137. Come back here, you
squatty little pest!Copy !req
138. Huhn?
Yikes!Copy !req
139. My prince! My prince!Copy !req
140. Come back to me!Copy !req
141. Are you my Fairy Godmother?Copy !req
142. No, I'm your Fairy GodFATHER.Copy !req
143. I'm gonna cast a
spell you can't refuse.Copy !req
144. Then, cinderella,
they will fear you.Copy !req
145. Gimme that!Copy !req
146. Woah! This little device is
just what the doctor ordered.Copy !req
147. Yikes!
How did that happen?Copy !req
148. In this crazy world, ANYTHING
is possible, li' bud.Copy !req
149. Right you are, Sonic.Copy !req
150. Perhaps you can help me
with a little problem.Copy !req
151. I've been meaning to tell
you, you're gonna needCopy !req
152. hedge clippers to cut
those nose hairs!Copy !req
153. Very funny, Hedgehog -but the
problem I was referring to wasCopy !req
154. whether I turn you
into a toadstoolCopy !req
155. or a TOAD?Copy !req
156. Ribbit!
Ribbit!Copy !req
157. Whichever I do, it's the
end of sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
158. Let me see.Copy !req
159. Perhaps I'll turn
you into a HORSE.Copy !req
160. Or a horse FLY!Copy !req
161. Speaking of flies,
let's buzz, cuz!Copy !req
162. Speaking of flies, we can't!Copy !req
163. Robotnik just turned the
ground into fly paper!Copy !req
164. Then what happened?Copy !req
165. I don't understand it!Copy !req
166. I've read Cinderella a
thousand times and it neverCopy !req
167. ended like this!Copy !req
168. I Got it!Copy !req
169. Now let's
Deteleport Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
170. Ok! Ready-aim-MMMF!Copy !req
171. I'LL say fire!Copy !req
172. Thanks.Copy !req
173. YEOW!Copy !req
174. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
175. Something horrible is happening!Copy !req
176. I've decided!Copy !req
177. I'm going to turn YOU into
a fly and YOU into a toad.Copy !req
178. Promise you won't eat me?Copy !req
179. I dunno..Copy !req
180. it's been a long
time since lunch.Copy !req
181. Just Kiddin', Kiddo!Copy !req
182. Hocus pocus, you are a -HUHHH?Copy !req
183. Uh oh!
Something went wrong!Copy !req
184. No duh! That's a big surprise!Copy !req
185. We're in the real world!Copy !req
186. Yeah, but so are they!Copy !req
187. Uh oh!Copy !req
188. Fairy tales can come true
and it's happening to you!Copy !req
189. Like fee fie fo fog,Copy !req
190. I smell the blood of
an uncool hedgehog!Copy !req
191. There's nothing you can do here
in the real world that'll scareCopy !req
192. us, Robotnik!Copy !req
193. Really?Copy !req
194. Time to beat feet
and retreat, gang!Copy !req
195. AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!Copy !req
196. Which one of you baboons melted
my Portable Portal Teleporter?Copy !req
197. He did it!Copy !req
198. Did not, he did it!Copy !req
199. Him!
Him!Copy !req
200. Him!
Him!Copy !req
201. I know how to make you
get your act together!Copy !req
202. With magic as my weapon,
I'll turn MobiusCopy !req
203. into my own private fairy tale!Copy !req
204. Watch that in the future!Copy !req
205. There's just no way we're
gonna beat Robotnik's magic!Copy !req
206. Well, then, I'll
just take a nap.Copy !req
207. Great!Copy !req
208. Cinderella's got her fairy
tales crossed-up tooCopy !req
209. she thinks she's
Sleeping Beauty!Copy !req
210. We need a fast plan!Copy !req
211. If I had my magic wand then the
scum who turned you into a frogCopy !req
212. would be suffering this minute!Copy !req
213. Ribbit!Copy !req
214. That's so strange.Copy !req
215. I KNOW I've read these stories,
but they never went like this.Copy !req
216. they always ended
happily ever after!Copy !req
217. This is no time to
talk about fairy tales!Copy !req
218. We've gotta come up
with an end to THIS story.Copy !req
219. Wait a minute!Copy !req
220. This is exactly the
time for a fairy tale.Copy !req
221. Whaddaya mean?Copy !req
222. Listen..
once upon a time..Copy !req
223. What a fool I've been.Copy !req
224. Science -PAH!Copy !req
225. Magic is where it's at!Copy !req
226. Now the only thing that would
make my triumph complete is theCopy !req
227. utter humiliation and ruin of a
certain hedgehogCopy !req
228. and his friends.Copy !req
229. Yoo hoo!Copy !req
230. What's that?Copy !req
231. What's cookin', good lookin'?Copy !req
232. What can I do for you, my dear?Copy !req
233. Rapunzel is the name,
Egg-belly, long hair's my game!Copy !req
234. Why don't you climb
up see me sometime?Copy !req
235. Maybe I'll kiss you.Copy !req
236. Forget it!Copy !req
237. I might give you my
millions in gold!Copy !req
238. Coming right up!Copy !req
239. Hey, there aren't any steps!Copy !req
240. I shall lower my beautiful
hair so you may climb it,Copy !req
241. fair prince!Copy !req
242. I'm waaiiitinggg!Copy !req
243. Hey!
Hmmm.Copy !req
244. This seems so familiar.Copy !req
245. Oh well..Copy !req
246. UH!Copy !req
247. Honey, is that you?Copy !req
248. It is I..Copy !req
249. Where's my gold,
Rapunzel my sweet?Copy !req
250. First a kiss!Copy !req
251. Close your eyes and pucker up.Copy !req
252. Ribbit.Copy !req
253. What was that?Copy !req
254. SMACK!Copy !req
255. My prince!Copy !req
256. I've found you!Copy !req
257. GAAAK!Copy !req
258. I'm getting the wand!Copy !req
259. AAAAHHH!Copy !req
260. I don't get it!Copy !req
261. I kissed a toad!Copy !req
262. I did that once!Copy !req
263. Yeah, me too!Copy !req
264. It was kinda nice.Copy !req
265. I think he liked me!Copy !req
266. Fee Fi Fo Fit!
Dig it!Copy !req
267. No, don't dig it..Copy !req
268. burn it!Copy !req
269. I don't think I like
fairy tales anymore!Copy !req
270. Remember, fairy tales do not
introduce the child to theCopy !req
271. dragon, but to the possibility
of the defeat of the dragon!Copy !req
272. Yeah, right!Copy !req
273. She's right, Tails!Copy !req
274. There are de FEET of
the dragon right now!Copy !req
275. AAAAGHHHHH!Copy !req
276. Wait a minute!
I just thought of something!Copy !req
277. The story of "The
Lion and the Mouse!"Copy !req
278. Hold it right there, Dragon!Copy !req
279. Come back to throw yourself
on my mercy, Sonic?Copy !req
280. Fat chance!Copy !req
281. I don't need your
mercy, Fat head!Copy !req
282. You'll pay for that, Sonic!Copy !req
283. Roast him, Dragon!Copy !req
284. Hang on!Copy !req
285. First, I just wanted to take
time out to shake thisCopy !req
286. dragon's paw!Copy !req
287. Toast him!Copy !req
288. Come on, big guy!Copy !req
289. Gimme your paw!Copy !req
290. I knew it!Copy !req
291. Poor Dragon!Copy !req
292. There!Copy !req
293. Down boy!Copy !req
294. I love you, too!Copy !req
295. How did you DO that?Copy !req
296. Guess you don't remember
your fairy tales:Copy !req
297. "The Lion and the Mouse" is now
"The Hedgehog and the Dragon."Copy !req
298. Burn him up, you
big slobbering idiot!Copy !req
299. Grrrrrr!Copy !req
300. Er, big NICE slobbering idiot?Copy !req
301. Arrrggghhh!Copy !req
302. I hate that Hedgehog.Copy !req
303. Now, troops, it's us
against just the three of them.Copy !req
304. Sure, no sweat.Copy !req
305. Only one of them has a magic
wand and the other one is aCopy !req
306. beatnik as big as a house!Copy !req
307. And the other is
Scratch and Grounder,Copy !req
308. and they're too stupid to count!Copy !req
309. Well, it's not a
REAL fairy tale,Copy !req
310. but I have an idea for a story..Copy !req
311. That's screwy!Copy !req
312. Everyone knows the real
story is Jack and the EGGPLANT!Copy !req
313. This'll never work!Copy !req
314. Like fee fie fo fog, I
smell the blood of aCopy !req
315. nowheresville hedgehog.Copy !req
316. Yo!
Big Daddyo!Copy !req
317. Be you square or be you hip,Copy !req
318. I'll crush your bones
and make a dip.Copy !req
319. You are the uncoolest, man.Copy !req
320. You got to drop the beatnik
thing and get with the program.Copy !req
321. Beanstalks, baby!Copy !req
322. Like it's radically
contempo up here, dude.Copy !req
323. I can dig it!Copy !req
324. Sure, dude, but
can you CLIMB it?Copy !req
325. You're buggin' me, man!Copy !req
326. Here's where I get off!Copy !req
327. Home, James!Copy !req
328. Bummer.Copy !req
329. Quickly, children!
Cut down the beanstalk!Copy !req
330. Where is that big dufus?Copy !req
331. How long can it take him
to conquer a hemisphere?Copy !req
332. When I'm through with him,
he won't know what hit him!Copy !req
333. Playtime is over!Copy !req
334. Now it's time to see
what this wand can do!Copy !req
335. That's it!
Lights out!Copy !req
336. End of story!Copy !req
337. Too bad THIS isn't a story.Copy !req
338. Who says it isn't?Copy !req
339. Where we goin', Sonic?Copy !req
340. You promised to be my
friend till the end,Copy !req
341. didn't you, Ii'I buddy?Copy !req
342. Sure, but -Copy !req
343. Well that's where we're goin'!Copy !req
344. And now for a few small
natural disasters!Copy !req
345. Huh?
Is this thing on the fritz?Copy !req
346. What's happening?Copy !req
347. It's the end!
The end!Copy !req
348. Stop being so melodramatic!Copy !req
349. But look!Copy !req
350. It is the end, Robotnik!Copy !req
351. I hate happy endings
and I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
352. My wand!Copy !req
353. Did I miss something?Copy !req
354. Dig ya later, daddyo!Copy !req
355. Thanks, Sonic!Copy !req
356. I love you, Prince Robotnik!Copy !req
357. Come on, you tinker toys,
we've got to repairCopy !req
358. that portal teleporter!Copy !req
359. Why?Copy !req
360. Oh, I just had a few other
characters I thought might beCopy !req
361. fun to have around...Copy !req
362. Mrs.
And so, Sonic the Hedgehog
saved the day and they all livedCopy !req
363. happily ever after.Copy !req
364. That's it, children.Copy !req
365. Every story must
end even this one..Copy !req
366. but it's no fairy tale to
say see you soon for moreCopy !req
367. "Adventures of
Sonic the Hedgehog".Copy !req
368. What's this Sonic?Copy !req
369. It's the Library, Tails.Copy !req
370. C'mon!Copy !req
371. At the library you
can find booksCopy !req
372. about a million
different things!Copy !req
373. Books can take you
to another world,Copy !req
374. like Fairy Tales,
or Prehistoric times!Copy !req
375. Wow!
Dinosaurs!Copy !req
376. Use your Public Library!Copy !req
377. Cuz when it comes
to information,Copy !req
378. learning and entertainment.Copy !req
379. books got you covered!Copy !req