1. There's the
delivery truck, Sonic!Copy !req
2. Let's go!Copy !req
3. You kiddin', kid?Copy !req
4. The truck's still
light years away!Copy !req
5. Where's the fun in that!Copy !req
6. It's my favorite comic book!Copy !req
7. Come on!Copy !req
8. We gotta be first in line!Copy !req
9. "Crack-Ups!"
"Crack-Ups!"Copy !req
10. "Crack-Ups!"
"Crack-Ups!"Copy !req
11. Go if ya wanna, short
stuff, if you're worried!Copy !req
12. I'm not worried!Copy !req
13. AAAHH!Copy !req
14. Okay, I'm worried!Copy !req
15. But the truck's
only doin' eighty!Copy !req
16. NOW it's fun!Copy !req
17. The new issue of The
Crack-Up Animated TalkingCopy !req
18. Comic Book, please.Copy !req
19. I've been waitin' a
whole month for this!Copy !req
20. Me too!Copy !req
21. The only problem
with "Crack-Ups" is...Copy !req
22. that it doesn't get
here fast enough!Copy !req
23. Grounder, look!Copy !req
24. I got this months "Crack Ups"!Copy !req
25. Boys...Copy !req
26. This could well be the
culmination of my unbelievablyCopy !req
27. evil and briilliant career!Copy !req
28. I have succeeded in building the
most inescapable prison ever!Copy !req
29. Equipped with a foolproof
security system!Copy !req
30. Every detail is so perfect, I've
modestly named it after myself!Copy !req
31. I call it "Robotnik's
Rot-Your-Life-Away Dungeons!"Copy !req
32. Hey!
Push the talk-and-move button!Copy !req
33. Hurry!Copy !req
34. "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall."Copy !req
35. "Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall."Copy !req
36. "But the people of Mobius
just stood 'round and giggled,Copy !req
37. while that rotten egg just
laid there and wiggled!"Copy !req
38. What is so funny?Copy !req
39. I see...Copy !req
40. You've been
chortling at a comic book?Copy !req
41. Is something in here so
much more entertainingCopy !req
42. than my instructive and
brilliant discourse?Copy !req
43. "Help, I've fallen
and I can't get up!"Copy !req
44. How dare anyone on Mobius
laugh at the great Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
45. No one makes fun of me!Copy !req
46. No one!Copy !req
47. Whoever's responsible
for this outrageCopy !req
48. will be my first prisoner.Copy !req
49. Bring me the vile creature
who drew this' cartoon!Copy !req
50. AWK, that's funny, yes,
that's funny,Copy !req
51. if it cracks me up, it
oughta be in "Crack-Ups",Copy !req
52. AWK,Copy !req
53. Sketch Lampoon?Copy !req
54. that's my name,
don't wear it out,Copy !req
55. In the name of Dr.
Robotnik, you're under arrest!Copy !req
56. What's the matter,
he can't take a yolk,Copy !req
57. AWK, that's funny, get
it, he looks like an egg,Copy !req
58. "Help, I've fallen
and I can't get up!"Copy !req
59. I love this comic book!Copy !req
60. Hey, Sonic, look!Copy !req
61. There's a free poster
of you in this issue!Copy !req
62. Hey!
Aren't I taller than that?Copy !req
63. Radio
Just a minute!Copy !req
64. I'm being handed a bulletin!Copy !req
65. Sketch Lampoon, cartoonist
and publisher of "Crack-Ups"Copy !req
66. has just been kidnapped!Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Somebody kidnapped the guy
who draws this comic book?Copy !req
69. Radio
Yes!
Now where was I?Copy !req
70. Oh, oh yeah.Copy !req
71. Dr. Robotnik unveiled a
new prison complex today...Copy !req
72. Well, I've got a pretty
good idea who did it.Copy !req
73. Robotnik?Copy !req
74. If he thinks he can lock people
up just for making fun of him,Copy !req
75. he's got another think comin'!Copy !req
76. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
77. The Jailbreak Jam!Copy !req
78. Up! Over! And GONE!Copy !req
79. Up Humpty's wall we go!Copy !req
80. That crumbum kidnapper!Copy !req
81. It's just as I thought!Copy !req
82. Try publishing your wretched
little comic book now,Copy !req
83. jailbird!
Hah hah hah hah!Copy !req
84. Tails, it's gonna make my
day, spoilin' Robotnik's day!Copy !req
85. Prepare to engage
the security system.Copy !req
86. Yes, your viciousness.Copy !req
87. And I order you to tell me
of any and all breachesCopy !req
88. of security, the
second they come up!Copy !req
89. As you wish, your evilness.Copy !req
90. Yes!
It's a cinch, kid!Copy !req
91. Yeah?Copy !req
92. With my supersonic speed, I'll
have Mr. Lampoon outa his cellCopy !req
93. before that hunka junk computer
can even tell RobotnikCopy !req
94. that I've gotten in!Copy !req
95. Oh, you're the best, Sonic!Copy !req
96. How are ya gonna get in?Copy !req
97. I'm gonna let 'em catch me.Copy !req
98. You're gonna let
'em catch you?Copy !req
99. It's the easiest way, squirt!Copy !req
100. But don't worry, I'm gonna have
a little fun with 'em first!Copy !req
101. Do ya windas, Mac?Copy !req
102. Make it snappy!Copy !req
103. All done.Copy !req
104. WHAT?Copy !req
105. Pretty good likeness, huh?Copy !req
106. The Hedgehog's right
outside my window!Copy !req
107. S.S.S.S.S.
Squad, arrest him!Copy !req
108. Get your gears in
gear, slow poke!Copy !req
109. I'm gettin'!
I'm gettin'!Copy !req
110. I'm gettin' sick of you!Copy !req
111. La la la, stalling for time,
la la la, stalling for time.Copy !req
112. La, la, la...Copy !req
113. Hold it right there, Hedgehog!Copy !req
114. Boy, you guys are fast!Copy !req
115. Ya' must have taken
your vitamins today!Copy !req
116. Shut your yap!Copy !req
117. Okay, I will.Copy !req
118. Feet apart!Copy !req
119. Hands on top of your head!Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. I was hopin' he'd say that.Copy !req
122. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!Copy !req
123. Why I oughta...!Copy !req
124. See ya, Slow-moes!Copy !req
125. He went this way!Copy !req
126. And don't do
anything stupid this time!Copy !req
127. Aw!
Gimme a break!Copy !req
128. It's not like I
try to be stupid!Copy !req
129. Are you dudes lookin' fer
that speed-burnin' blue dude?Copy !req
130. Yeah, have you seen him?Copy !req
131. Dude, he just ripped off
my bud's hang gliderCopy !req
132. and caught a gust!
Right?Copy !req
133. Tubular.Copy !req
134. But here, borrow
mine and go after 'im.Copy !req
135. Aaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
136. Whoa, wipe out, dude.Copy !req
137. Thanks, Tails!Copy !req
138. But now ya better
keep clear over here!Copy !req
139. I'll handle this one!Copy !req
140. Hop on!Copy !req
141. It's Showtime!Copy !req
142. Oh, this sand is so
hard for me to run in!Copy !req
143. There he is!Copy !req
144. You're history now, Hedgehog!Copy !req
145. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
146. I'm going to roll
right over you!Copy !req
147. Oh, they're going to
catch me, what shall I do?Copy !req
148. I'll trick 'em!Copy !req
149. They'll surely
fall for this one!Copy !req
150. Who does he think
we are, nitwits?Copy !req
151. That's not a
cannon, it's only sand!Copy !req
152. Aaah!Copy !req
153. Well then, they'll
definitely fall for this one!Copy !req
154. Ha! And that's not a
bear, it's only sand!Copy !req
155. Yoo Hoo!Copy !req
156. And that's only a sand castle!Copy !req
157. Uh oh!Copy !req
158. Anchors aweigh!Copy !req
159. Well, got an award
winnin' actin' job to finish!Copy !req
160. "I'll handle this one, hop on."Copy !req
161. You mutant chicken!Copy !req
162. Huh!Copy !req
163. Oh, I give up, you
guys wore me out.Copy !req
164. I can't take another step.Copy !req
165. I did it!Copy !req
166. No, I did it!Copy !req
167. I tired him out!Copy !req
168. But-I grabbed him!
- So?Copy !req
169. I sure hope Sonic
knows what he's doin'!Copy !req
170. What an evilicious day!Copy !req
171. First, I open my
magnificent escape-proof prison,Copy !req
172. then I fill it with
my most hated enemy!Copy !req
173. And I tired him out!Copy !req
174. And I grabbed him!Copy !req
175. AWK, 'bout time you
came 'round,Copy !req
176. the lining of my
cell needs changing.Copy !req
177. Hey, it's Sketch Lampoon!Copy !req
178. Sonic the Hedgehog?Copy !req
179. Mr. Lampoon, I'm
your biggest fan!Copy !req
180. That Humpty-Dumpty
thing was hilarious!Copy !req
181. well thanks, kid.Copy !req
182. Whadya think of
the Sonic poster?Copy !req
183. Aren't I a little taller?Copy !req
184. Everyone's a critic!Copy !req
185. But I'm here to spring
you outa this joint!Copy !req
186. Yeah, Mr. Lampoon,
that, fat, stupid,Copy !req
187. Robotnik-Humpty was a scream!Copy !req
188. Get a move on!Copy !req
189. Visiting time is over!Copy !req
190. And this cell must be mine?Copy !req
191. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
192. I have a special cell for you.Copy !req
193. In fact, I have a
special wing for you!Copy !req
194. A wing that even you,
my supersonic pest,Copy !req
195. cannot escape from!Copy !req
196. Ack!Copy !req
197. Oops!Copy !req
198. That's one fast-talk
trick that just backfired!Copy !req
199. Sonic, ol' bud,
you're in trouble!Copy !req
200. Welcome to your final
resting spot, Hedgehog!Copy !req
201. It's an all
nuclear-forged steel building..Copy !req
202. And an all
nuclear-forged steel cell!Copy !req
203. So you know that clever
little buzzsaw thing you doCopy !req
204. that I hate so much?Copy !req
205. Well, it won't work here.Copy !req
206. You can't saw this steel!Copy !req
207. Now, if you do somehow get
lucky and manage to escapeCopy !req
208. this cell, my Fuel-Injected,
Turbo-Charged,Copy !req
209. Swivelling Spear Shooter...Copy !req
210. And my Triple-Action,
Beryllium-Powered,Copy !req
211. Lickety-Split Laser Launcher...Copy !req
212. Are programmed and ready to
fire on anything that's blue.Copy !req
213. Hedgehog-blue, that is!Copy !req
214. The coolest color on
the planet, Ro-BUMnik!Copy !req
215. And to make sure there's not one
speck of your blue hide left,Copy !req
216. my Extra-Large, Super-Nasty
Swinging Spike Ball...Copy !req
217. will obliterate you!Copy !req
218. Aww, ya shouldn't have
gone to all this troubleCopy !req
219. for little ol' me...Copy !req
220. Humpty!Copy !req
221. You've interfered with my
plans for the last time!Copy !req
222. Guards!
Ta your posts!Copy !req
223. I have piles of evil to perform
now that Sonic's out of the way!Copy !req
224. Starting with...!Copy !req
225. Your new issue of "Crack-Ups"
will be all about me!Copy !req
226. I'll show Mobius
how I really am!Copy !req
227. Start drawing!Copy !req
228. No, no, thinner!Copy !req
229. More muscles!Copy !req
230. More handsome!Copy !req
231. Yes, that's it!Copy !req
232. My eyes are like pools, my
teeth like polished ivory!Copy !req
233. That's what look like!Copy !req
234. AWK,
in your dreams.Copy !req
235. Oh well, supersonic intelligence
is gonna hafta get me outa here!Copy !req
236. Hey, it's my turn to
hold it, hen-head!Copy !req
237. But you always turn
the pages too slow!Copy !req
238. And you always
turn them too fast!Copy !req
239. And you spit oil when
you laugh, gross-face!Copy !req
240. Oh! Ho! This is rich,
this is a riot!Copy !req
241. This is the best
Icrack-Upsll ever!Copy !req
242. Man, the one that came out
today's nothin' comparedCopy !req
243. to this new one!Copy !req
244. Wha?
- Hey!Copy !req
245. What new "Crack-Ups"!Copy !req
246. Oh, Sketch just gave me an
advance copy of next month'sCopy !req
247. issue just before you
guys kidnapped him.Copy !req
248. Wanna see it?Copy !req
249. Wait a minute, we can't do that!Copy !req
250. Why not?Copy !req
251. Because... uh...
uh... I forget!Copy !req
252. Sonic, why can't
we open the door?Copy !req
253. Because I'm a prisoner
and I might run away?Copy !req
254. Oh yeah!Copy !req
255. That's it!Copy !req
256. Because he's a prisoner
and he might run away!Copy !req
257. Dope!Copy !req
258. But I can't run away cuz
my legs are in chains.Copy !req
259. But he can't run away cuz his
legs are in chains, stupid.Copy !req
260. Not to mention the
spears and lasers.Copy !req
261. Those too!Copy !req
262. So I'll just put the
comic on the floor,Copy !req
263. sit back here, you guys
open the door and pick it up.Copy !req
264. Yeah!Copy !req
265. That'll work!Copy !req
266. Well, I may be taller than
this, but I think they got myCopy !req
267. hedgehog-blue color just right.Copy !req
268. I don't think the spears and
lasers are gonna noticeCopy !req
269. any difference!Copy !req
270. Hey, this is as
funny as the last one.Copy !req
271. Hey, this is the last one!Copy !req
272. Hunh!
What gives, Sonic?Copy !req
273. It's a triiiick!Copy !req
274. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!Copy !req
275. Waaa!Copy !req
276. Ooooff!Copy !req
277. Time for the keys, please!Copy !req
278. Sonic, you're alright!Copy !req
279. Sure am, ready to
finish the Jailbreak Jam?Copy !req
280. Yeah!Copy !req
281. Can you trip all the
outside gate sensors?Copy !req
282. O-Kay!Copy !req
283. And then there was the time
I restructured the DNACopy !req
284. of our class' pet hamster...Copy !req
285. Turned it into a tapeworm.Copy !req
286. That was especially
evil, uh... draw that next.Copy !req
287. Hm?Copy !req
288. You haven't escaped, I
would have noticed that.Copy !req
289. THE HEDGEHOG!Copy !req
290. Yoo Hoo!Copy !req
291. Dr. Dumpty!Copy !req
292. Unauthorized entry on C level.Copy !req
293. It can't be?Copy !req
294. Where are Scratch
and Grounder?Copy !req
295. What happened?Copy !req
296. Gate Sensor A activated.Copy !req
297. Arrrrghhhh!
Forget it!Copy !req
298. JUST GET THEM!Copy !req
299. Yo, Mr. Computer!Copy !req
300. Time to play
"Wheel of Hedgehog"!Copy !req
301. Always wanted to be on TV.Copy !req
302. Unauthorized entry,
corridor twenty three,Copy !req
303. sector A, uh, uh, I
mean corridor fifty two,Copy !req
304. sector G.Copy !req
305. No, no, uh, Gate Sensor B.Copy !req
306. No, no, I, I. mean
D level, device E-Six.Copy !req
307. Keep up with him!Copy !req
308. An' here, an' here, an' here!Copy !req
309. Those guys never learn, do they?Copy !req
310. Whoah!Copy !req
311. I quit.
I give up...Copy !req
312. I want...
A nice quiet job...Copy !req
313. As a cash register...Copy !req
314. I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!Copy !req
315. Arrrgh!Copy !req
316. Oops, I think this party's over!Copy !req
317. Oh no!Copy !req
318. Tell ya what!
I'll give ya a fair shot.Copy !req
319. I'll wait right here so
you can try and catch me.Copy !req
320. Let's get him!Copy !req
321. Ooof!
- Umph!Copy !req
322. Sorry, to SMASH and run, boys...Copy !req
323. But I gotta snatch
Sketch and split!Copy !req
324. Cuz this place is gonna blow!Copy !req
325. Boy, am I glad to
see you AWK,Copy !req
326. Cuz your cell's
crumblin' all around ya?Copy !req
327. No, cuz if I had to draw one
more panel of Robotnik'sCopy !req
328. life story, I'd
have gone cuckoo!Copy !req
329. AWK,Copy !req
330. But now I'm free to work
on Humpty Dumpty II!Copy !req
331. And I'm gonna make
Robotnik look really stupid!Copy !req
332. AWK,
Now that's funny!Copy !req
333. Mmph!Copy !req
334. Actually, Mr. Lampoon, I don't
think you can make RobotnikCopy !req
335. look any stupider
than he already is.Copy !req
336. Help me!
Help!Copy !req
337. Help me!Copy !req
338. I've fallen and I
can't get uuuuuppp!Copy !req
339. I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!Copy !req
340. Hold it, Little Buddy.Copy !req
341. Art is way past cool, Tails,
but don't use a buildingCopy !req
342. for a canvas, cuz
that's graffiti.Copy !req
343. Well, let's see it.Copy !req
344. Now that's art.Copy !req
345. I'm Waaaaiiiiiting!Copy !req
346. Now that's way past art.Copy !req