1. Yipes!Copy !req
2. I hate to say it, but
I'm startin' to slow down!Copy !req
3. Me, too, Sonic!Copy !req
4. We've covered all of
Mobius since breakfast!Copy !req
5. How else are we gonna find out
where Robotnik's strikin' next?Copy !req
6. Couldn't we look for
a chili dog first?Copy !req
7. Where're ya gonna find a chili
dog out here in the sticks?Copy !req
8. WHOA!Copy !req
9. I'm glad I asked!Copy !req
10. Now if I was a chili dog
stand, where would I be?Copy !req
11. Hey, Sonic, look!Copy !req
12. What's everybody afraid of?Copy !req
13. Yeah, ya'd think they never
saw a blue hedgehog before!Copy !req
14. Whoa, scope it out!Copy !req
15. "Bert's Diner"!Copy !req
16. "Foot-long chili dogs"Copy !req
17. Let's eat!Copy !req
18. Yeoww!Copy !req
19. By jings, I told
the other ones no,Copy !req
20. and I mean no!Copy !req
21. "The Other Ones"?Copy !req
22. What're you talkin' about?Copy !req
23. Sorry. I thought at
first you was robots.Copy !req
24. Not us!Copy !req
25. No way!Copy !req
26. If we were robots,
would we be orderin,Copy !req
27. sixteen chili dogs?Copy !req
28. I'll take sixteen chilidogs!Copy !req
29. Me, too!Copy !req
30. Mobius Corners ain't a safe
place to be in right now,Copy !req
31. young fella!Copy !req
32. You'd best be mavin' on!Copy !req
33. Gosh, Bert, these folks
do look kind of hungry!Copy !req
34. Yeah, Bert!
Feed 'em!Copy !req
35. Yeah!
It'll be the last meal you cook!Copy !req
36. That is, unless you've gotten
smart and decided to pay up!Copy !req
37. I've sunk every mobium
I own in this place,Copy !req
38. and I'm not gonna hand it over
to a bunch of good-for nothin'Copy !req
39. robots!Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
41. Show him we mean
business, Roller!Copy !req
42. You got it, Ball Hog!Copy !req
43. Hey!
Where'd that blue guy go?Copy !req
44. Blue guy?
What blue guy?Copy !req
45. O.K., open up!Copy !req
46. Department of Health!Copy !req
47. Looking good, Bert!Copy !req
48. Glad to see you let
in a little fresh air!Copy !req
49. Ahhh! Mmm, hm!Copy !req
50. Chili could use some jalapenos.Copy !req
51. Nice oyster crackers...Copy !req
52. cute-Iookin' waitress.Copy !req
53. Tch, tch, tch! There's
always something!Copy !req
54. I hate ta I say it, Bert,
you're gonna have ta bag theseCopy !req
55. old appliances!Copy !req
56. Hey, who you
calling an appliance?Copy !req
57. Let's see if this
pot-scrubber can still cut it!Copy !req
58. Hey, umph.Copy !req
59. Whoa Umph!Copy !req
60. MMMMMMFFFFF!Copy !req
61. Whoa, dudes, —it needs water!Copy !req
62. There!Copy !req
63. Owwwoooooooo!Copy !req
64. Totally lame rinse cycle!Copy !req
65. Owwooo Whoa...Copy !req
66. Plus which, it probably
leaves spots on the glasses!Copy !req
67. All right, you, that does it!Copy !req
68. Look out!Copy !req
69. Ooof!Copy !req
70. Hey, what's the big idea?Copy !req
71. Uhhhhh.Copy !req
72. How many times do I
have to tell you,Copy !req
73. no playing ball inside?Copy !req
74. Ungh.Copy !req
75. Nice work, young feller!Copy !req
76. You put those Robo-hoods
right where they belong!Copy !req
77. Hey, Sonic!
Guess what?Copy !req
78. I mighta known!Copy !req
79. "Doctor Robotnik's 'Or
Else' Protection service.Copy !req
80. Pay me now or I'll
pound ya later."Copy !req
81. So this is what
Robotnik's up to!Copy !req
82. Uh, huh!Copy !req
83. And Mr. Whoo was the
only one who wouldn't pay,Copy !req
84. so they said they'd
bust up his diner!Copy !req
85. I'm the mayor of Mobius Corners,Copy !req
86. somebody had to
stand up to them!Copy !req
87. Well, now you got
us to stand with ya!Copy !req
88. It's in here!Copy !req
89. Hello? Hello, Ball Hog? Roller? This is Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
90. The parties you are trying to
reach have been disconnectedCopy !req
91. and so is your
brain, Robuttnik!Copy !req
92. Your protection
racket 'is busted!Copy !req
93. If that hedgehog thinks
he can stop me that easy,Copy !req
94. he's wrong!Copy !req
95. SCRATCH! GROUNDER!Copy !req
96. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
97. Everyone can benefit
from a little neurosurgery.Copy !req
98. Come back here, stat!Copy !req
99. Step on the gas, fellas!Copy !req
100. Look out, the
cops're right behind you!Copy !req
101. Oh, no!Copy !req
102. Why do the good guys always
have to catch the bad guys?Copy !req
103. Gotcha!Copy !req
104. No you didn't,-I got him!Copy !req
105. Like fun you did. MY machine
gun hit him right in theCopy !req
106. Dumbots!Copy !req
107. GET IN HERE NOW!Copy !req
108. He's yelling again.Copy !req
109. So, we're on a break.
Who cares if he yells?Copy !req
110. Me!Copy !req
111. Me, too!Copy !req
112. You called, Your Repulsiveness?Copy !req
113. Of all the fatuous, bungling,
dunderheaded goof-bots,Copy !req
114. you two take the cake.Copy !req
115. It wasn't me, your Scurviness!Copy !req
116. Grounder took it!Copy !req
117. Oh I did not! I didn't take
the cake, he took it!Copy !req
118. SILENCE!Copy !req
119. I can't reach
Ball Hog and Roller,Copy !req
120. so I want you two to go
to Mobius Corners at once!Copy !req
121. Right away, your Vileness!Copy !req
122. Uh what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
123. I'm making you the Chief
Enforcers for Robotnik'sCopy !req
124. Protection service.
Get out there and enforce!Copy !req
125. Enforcers!
Like on T.V?Copy !req
126. Oh, boy!
Do we get to be the bad guys?Copy !req
127. Of course you get
'to be the bad guys!Copy !req
128. Hah!
I'll show those bums!Copy !req
129. Yeah, they'll be sorry
they messed with me!Copy !req
130. That's enough!Copy !req
131. Just make sure you strike fear
and trembling into the citizensCopy !req
132. of Mobius Corners so they'll
beg to pay for my protection!Copy !req
133. And especially that stubborn
old guy, Bert Whoo!Copy !req
134. Who?Copy !req
135. Bert Whoo!Copy !req
136. Bert Who?Copy !req
137. You got it!Copy !req
138. Oh, I got it!Copy !req
139. Bert You-gotit!Copy !req
140. Sounds foreign!Copy !req
141. And if that
Hedgehog gets in your way,Copy !req
142. enforce him!Copy !req
143. Three... two...Copy !req
144. one...
GO!Copy !req
145. Wow!Copy !req
146. I never saw anybody that
could eat a chili dog that fast!Copy !req
147. It takes a lotta practice!Copy !req
148. AWRIGHT, YOU MUGS,
COME AND GET IT!Copy !req
149. Is that who I think it is?Copy !req
150. You hear me?
Come and get it!Copy !req
151. Yeah, if you don't
come and get it,Copy !req
152. we're gonna keep it!Copy !req
153. Then you'll be sorry!Copy !req
154. Oh, shut up and bring
me the violin case!Copy !req
155. Eeeew!Copy !req
156. Who are those waldos?Copy !req
157. A couple more of
Robotnik's goon-bots!Copy !req
158. By jings, I've had enough
- I'm gonna run 'em out of town!Copy !req
159. Hang on, could be
really dangerous out there!Copy !req
160. Won't co-operate, huh?Copy !req
161. They'll be sorry!Copy !req
162. YOU READY TO SAY "UNCLE"?Copy !req
163. Oh, alright, they asked for it!Copy !req
164. I'm gonna let 'em have it with a
timebomb set for thirty seconds!Copy !req
165. What's that space case doin'?Copy !req
166. You forgot to
attach the timing device.Copy !req
167. Hmm! Then I guess it'll
explode right away!Copy !req
168. Oh, oh!Copy !req
169. Uhh Sonic...Copy !req
170. That's funny, how come
it didnit go "boom"?Copy !req
171. Uh, maybe the fuse went out?Copy !req
172. Oh, Tin-head!Copy !req
173. How could it have gone out?Copy !req
174. Don't you hear it
burning right behind us?Copy !req
175. Gee, that's right!Copy !req
176. I can hear it burning
right behind -Copy !req
177. Yo, 'bots!
This is Robotnik property.Copy !req
178. You wouldn't want to
lose it, would ya?Copy !req
179. Gee, thanks!Copy !req
180. That was real thoughtful of -Copy !req
181. Sure do thank you
fellers for gettin'Copy !req
182. Robotnik's protection racket
punks off our backs!Copy !req
183. Oh, no!Copy !req
184. Here they come again!Copy !req
185. Don't those bozos ever give up?Copy !req
186. Hmm. They do look like they
need a rest, don't they?Copy !req
187. A long rest someplace where they
can't cause any more trouble.Copy !req
188. Good idea, young feller!Copy !req
189. And I know just the spot!Copy !req
190. All right, sister,
where's the hedgehog?Copy !req
191. This place has a dress
code, you know?Copy !req
192. Uh, we had a little accident!Copy !req
193. Oh, I'm sherrr!Copy !req
194. O.K., O.K., lemme
speak to your boss!Copy !req
195. Eeeh-yep!Copy !req
196. What can I do fer you fellers?Copy !req
197. We want to talk to
you about protection!Copy !req
198. Yessirree!Copy !req
199. You sure look like
you could use some!Copy !req
200. No, no! Wait a minute!
You don't understand!Copy !req
201. What happened, somebody come
after you with a can-opener?Copy !req
202. Now, hold on!Copy !req
203. This town's a mighty dangerous
place for a young robot!Copy !req
204. It is?Copy !req
205. Tell you what!Copy !req
206. A pal of mine's got a
place you can hide outCopy !req
207. till this thing blows over!Copy !req
208. You better hurry!Copy !req
209. Umph!Copy !req
210. Oof! Oof!Copy !req
211. Come on, time's a-wastin'!Copy !req
212. Hurry up, they're
right behind us!Copy !req
213. Who? Who's behind us?Copy !req
214. Why, Sonic and Tails,
of course, who else?Copy !req
215. Yeah, guys.Copy !req
216. We came to watch your arrest.Copy !req
217. Besides bein' Mayor
and chief chilidog chef,Copy !req
218. I'm the Sheriff
of Mobius Corners!Copy !req
219. Don't worry, we'll tell
Ro-blotnik the good news.Copy !req
220. Yeah. Your sentence is only
12,000 years with time offCopy !req
221. for stupid behavior!Copy !req
222. Well, at least we
can get time off!Copy !req
223. Dr. Robotnik's gonna melt us
down and turn us into toilets!Copy !req
224. Not if we escape.Copy !req
225. Escape?Copy !req
226. Look over there!Copy !req
227. Umph!Copy !req
228. I'll show that rotten Hedgehog
he can't make me look stupid!Copy !req
229. You fellers sure I can't
fix you a couple chili dogs?Copy !req
230. Nope.Copy !req
231. We gotta find Robotnik and see
if we can get back the moneyCopy !req
232. he took from your
fellow citizens.Copy !req
233. Gee, I hope
they'll be all right!Copy !req
234. Robotnik's the one
that oughta be worried!Copy !req
235. Be right back, I want to
check on those jailbots!Copy !req
236. How in tarnation...?Copy !req
237. IT'S ABOUT TIME you called!Copy !req
238. IN JAIL?Copy !req
239. How did you stooge-bots -Copy !req
240. You captured Bert Whoo?Copy !req
241. That's more like it!Copy !req
242. Bring the old geezer back here!Copy !req
243. And don't worry
about the Hedgehog...Copy !req
244. heh, heh ..Copy !req
245. I've got a surprise for him!Copy !req
246. The Robotnik Protection Service
is going to take SonicCopy !req
247. for a ride!Copy !req
248. O.K., let's go!Copy !req
249. Mmph!Copy !req
250. Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
251. They've got Bert!Copy !req
252. I'm not going to let
them get away with that!Copy !req
253. Whoa, dude, you hear that?Copy !req
254. Uh, uh!
What?Copy !req
255. Let's slow down.Copy !req
256. That's gotta be one of
Robotnik's destructionCopy !req
257. machines.Copy !req
258. Naaahh!
It must be an earthquake.Copy !req
259. Oops!Copy !req
260. I guess we're not that lucky!Copy !req
261. Yeow!Copy !req
262. Ahhh!Copy !req
263. This is what being an
evil genius is all about!Copy !req
264. How dare anyone interrupt meCopy !req
265. when I'm being vicious!Copy !req
266. There you are, young man!Copy !req
267. Your mother told me I
could find you here.Copy !req
268. My mother?Copy !req
269. Yes!Copy !req
270. She wants an immediate report on
how well you are doing capturingCopy !req
271. that pesky Hedgehog.Copy !req
272. Uh, well.Copy !req
273. No excuses!Copy !req
274. If you haven't captured him,
I'll have to report to herCopy !req
275. immediately.Copy !req
276. Oh, no!
Don't do that!Copy !req
277. She insisted.Copy !req
278. Let me use your telephone.Copy !req
279. Mama Robotnik, please.Copy !req
280. Stop!
Can't we discuss this?Copy !req
281. I'll do anything!Copy !req
282. Young man!Copy !req
283. Are you offering me a bribe if I
don't report you to your mother?Copy !req
284. Yes!Copy !req
285. I'll take it.Copy !req
286. What, no tip?Copy !req
287. Sorry!Copy !req
288. Happy trails!Copy !req
289. There!Copy !req
290. That oughta pay back
everybody in Mobius CornersCopy !req
291. and take care of
fixing Bert's diner!Copy !req
292. Sounds like Robotnik's
having engine trouble.Copy !req
293. Probably because t pulled a
few wires on his control board.Copy !req
294. Hah!
How about that?Copy !req
295. It's payback time, hedgehog.
I've got a friend of yoursCopy !req
296. in my dungeon!Copy !req
297. Oh yeah, who?Copy !req
298. That's right and he's
going to stay there!Copy !req
299. Hold it!
Are we talking about Bert Whoo?Copy !req
300. I told you, Hedgehog,
Bert Whoo is my prisoner!Copy !req
301. Come on, Tails.Copy !req
302. We can't have the best chilidog
chef in Mobius cooped up inCopy !req
303. Robotnik's fortress!Copy !req
304. So that's how Bert got here.Copy !req
305. Scratch and Grounder escaped.Copy !req
306. If the duncebots are
getting that smart,Copy !req
307. we better be careful!Copy !req
308. PSSSST!Copy !req
309. YOW!Copy !req
310. Hi, guys!Copy !req
311. Roxy!Copy !req
312. What are you doing here?Copy !req
313. I'm tryin' to save Bert.Copy !req
314. Am I glad to see you guys!Copy !req
315. Well, if we're gonna save
him, we better get started.Copy !req
316. Hey, guys, look!Copy !req
317. It's Bert's badge!Copy !req
318. Hey, guys!
Where'd you go?Copy !req
319. WHOAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
320. Umph!Copy !req
321. Ha ha ha ha!
Welcome to my dungeon!Copy !req
322. Since you can't seem
to get my message,Copy !req
323. I thought I'd
better hammer it in!Copy !req
324. Whoa, Doc!Copy !req
325. Your rhythm section rules!Copy !req
326. We'll see how you laugh when
you're a hedgehog pancake!Copy !req
327. Whoa!Copy !req
328. Umph!Copy !req
329. Heeeeeelp!Copy !req
330. Saaave us!Copy !req
331. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
332. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
333. We owe you one, Roxy!Copy !req
334. You better believe it!Copy !req
335. And I got just the
way to pay you back!Copy !req
336. Tails, grab your tool kit.Copy !req
337. I knew those old robot
parts would come in handy.Copy !req
338. Just press that button.Copy !req
339. Welcome to Bert's Diner!Copy !req
340. May I please take your order?Copy !req
341. Wow, cool!Copy !req
342. Thanks to you I can quit waiting
tables and be Bert's partner!Copy !req
343. Well we gotta speed, keeds.Copy !req
344. Remember if you ever get hungry,
you can always come back toCopy !req
345. Bert's Diner for a
free chilidog lunch.Copy !req
346. Thanks, Bert!Copy !req
347. Well, it's got to be lunchtime
somewhere and I'm hungry!Copy !req
348. Okay wise guys!Copy !req
349. Time to pay up!Copy !req
350. Yeah, we're the robot gang.Copy !req
351. Pay up, or else!Copy !req
352. Or else what?Copy !req
353. Well, I dunno.Copy !req
354. These dumbots don't know much.Copy !req
355. But my pals know
better than to join a gang.Copy !req
356. Why?Copy !req
357. 'Cuz a life of crime only
leads to a life of hard times.Copy !req
358. Play it smart.Copy !req
359. Stay in school and
stay out of gangs.Copy !req