1. As director of
the Mobius Mint,Copy !req
2. it gives me great pleasure
to present to youCopy !req
3. The very first Sonic the
Hedgehog 12 Mobium bill!Copy !req
4. You're our hero, Sonic!Copy !req
5. Way past cool!Copy !req
6. I hate that hedgehog!Copy !req
7. Not only does Sonic mess up all
my plans to take over MobiusCopy !req
8. But now they're putting his
ugly mug on the money!Copy !req
9. I'll make it so that every
Mobius bill will have myCopy !req
10. dazzlingly cruel face on it.Copy !req
11. Super Special Sonic
Search and Smash Squad!Copy !req
12. Fall in!Copy !req
13. Umph!Copy !req
14. I want that meddling hedgehog
out of my hair for aCopy !req
15. couple of hours!Copy !req
16. I don't want him foiling
this wickedly inspired plan!Copy !req
17. Yes, your vileness!Copy !req
18. Right away!Copy !req
19. And phone me the second
you've done it!Copy !req
20. Then my "Assault on the
Mobius Mint" can begin.Copy !req
21. And whaddaya want me
to do, master, sir!Copy !req
22. You!Copy !req
23. I want you 'to scrub the
toilets like you always do,Copy !req
24. Coconuts.Copy !req
25. Scrubbin' toilets.
Scrubbin' toilets.Copy !req
26. Sanitation patrol stinks!Copy !req
27. I don't see Scratch and
Grounder scrubbin' no toilets.Copy !req
28. And they've never
captured Sonic!Copy !req
29. Nuh-uh!
Nuh-uh!Copy !req
30. Owwwww!
Rhat hurts!Copy !req
31. Howaya! Howaya! Howaya!Copy !req
32. Remember me?Copy !req
33. Wes Weasley?Copy !req
34. Weasley's the name,
selling's the game?Copy !req
35. I remember you!Copy !req
36. You ruined my
life once, Weasley!Copy !req
37. It won't happen again!Copy !req
38. I can see that I made an
impression.Copy !req
39. But why
live in the past?Copy !req
40. I represent a new
company now, F.W. Inc.Copy !req
41. That's FailSafe
Wizardry Incorporated..!Copy !req
42. Everything for the
Do-It-Yourself Sorcerer!Copy !req
43. Regular hedgehog-trapping
methods not working?Copy !req
44. Why not try the spells
and potions of sorcery?Copy !req
45. Magic spells and
potions to stop Sonic?Copy !req
46. Whoa!Copy !req
47. If I could do that, Dr. Robotnik
would for sure take me offCopy !req
48. sanitation patrol!Copy !req
49. Get out of my life!Copy !req
50. Huh?
Aaaagggghhhh!Copy !req
51. Gee, Dr. Robotnik
was really mad.Copy !req
52. Well, it's his loss, palsie.Copy !req
53. He has no idea of the
value of my magical supplies!Copy !req
54. Time to find me
another sucker, er customer.Copy !req
55. No, no, nn wait!Copy !req
56. Me! I wanna be your
next customer!Copy !req
57. What! You want a magic
toilet-cleaning potion?Copy !req
58. Ya know, I got one of
those —only slightly used.Copy !req
59. I could let you have it cheap!Copy !req
60. No! No! No!Copy !req
61. I wanna be a
Do-It-Yourself Sorcerer!Copy !req
62. I wanna stop Sonic
with a magic spell!Copy !req
63. You do?Copy !req
64. Well, why didn't you say so!Copy !req
65. Now the first thing I want you
to consider is F.W. Inc.'sCopy !req
66. new Do-It-Yourself
Disappearing spell.Copy !req
67. I'll take it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
68. Disappear, Sonic!
Disappear!Copy !req
69. When I make Sonic disappear, Dr.
Robotnik is sure to take me offCopy !req
70. sanitation patrol!Copy !req
71. Ahh, this could be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
72. Alright, palsie, now how would
you like to pay for all this?Copy !req
73. Pay?Copy !req
74. - I don't have any money.Copy !req
75. What?
No money?Copy !req
76. Well, we'll just have to think
of something else then,Copy !req
77. won't we?
Palsie!Copy !req
78. And what's this?Copy !req
79. Uh, uh...Copy !req
80. It's a bill for six
cases of toilet paper.Copy !req
81. More toilet paper!Copy !req
82. You use a lot of
it, your wideness.Copy !req
83. Ugh, alright.Copy !req
84. Way to go, palsie!Copy !req
85. With this
signature, I, Dr. Robotnik,Copy !req
86. hereby agree to pay for
anything Coconuts wants.Copy !req
87. Perfecto!
Perfecto!Copy !req
88. Now go make that
Hedgehog disappear!Copy !req
89. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
90. Then Scratch and Grounder will
have to clean all the toilets!Copy !req
91. Well, bro, whaddaya say we take
this 12 Mobium bill and find usCopy !req
92. the biggest chili-dogs
money can buy?Copy !req
93. Yeah!
Let's do it!Copy !req
94. I'm Up! Over! And GONE!Copy !req
95. Hurry Grounder!Copy !req
96. Here come Sonic and Tails!Copy !req
97. Pour the cement!Copy !req
98. Got ya! Scratch! I'm
pouring the cement!Copy !req
99. We got a coupla nice
chilidogs for ya, Sonic.Copy !req
100. But eat slow, you'll be stickin'
around here a long time!Copy !req
101. Sniff that whiff, Tails?Copy !req
102. It's chow time!Copy !req
103. Huh?Copy !req
104. "Pickles, gyroscope,
root beer "Copy !req
105. Oh no!Copy !req
106. I forgot the rest of the
words to the Disappearing Spell!Copy !req
107. Can ya believe it, Tails!Copy !req
108. The slo-moes are so lame,
now they're tryin' cheap magicCopy !req
109. tricks to get me!Copy !req
110. Coconuts, get outa there!Copy !req
111. Move it, monkey- breath!
The cement's dryin' up!Copy !req
112. Tell ya what, Tails Let's do
a little trick of our own!Copy !req
113. Fast work!Copy !req
114. Yeah!Copy !req
115. The superintendent was even
faster with his permission!Copy !req
116. C'mon, Coco-nerd,
make me disappear!Copy !req
117. I got it!Copy !req
118. I remember now!Copy !req
119. C'mon, we're gonna hafta
move that idiot ourselves!Copy !req
120. "Pickles, gyroscope, root beer,
whatever I point at will nowCopy !req
121. disappear!"Copy !req
122. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
123. Yeow!Copy !req
124. Umph!Copy !req
125. Thanks for the
swell dogs, slo-moes!Copy !req
126. And guess what, Tails?Copy !req
127. We still got that 12 Mobium
bill!Copy !req
128. Can we go find the biggest
sodas money can buy, Sonic?Copy !req
129. Can we?Copy !req
130. You betcha!Copy !req
131. I had Him.
I had Sonic.Copy !req
132. Then Scratch and
Grounder, those dumb dodos,Copy !req
133. made me miss!Copy !req
134. Forget about it, palsie. I got
somethin' better for ya.Copy !req
135. Ya say you wanna
get rid of Sonic?Copy !req
136. Why not scare him away?Copy !req
137. With F.W. Inc.'s amazing
new Ghost-conjuring Kit!Copy !req
138. Ghosts! Ghosts! Scare Sonic!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
139. I'll take it!Copy !req
140. Say, you really
are quite a sucker,Copy !req
141. er, customer, aren't you?Copy !req
142. Just need to add the new
purchases to your bill.Copy !req
143. And you're all set!Copy !req
144. Go scare the
daylights outa that hedgehog!Copy !req
145. "To conjure ghost, stir three
bat wings into pre-heatedCopy !req
146. pot of ginger ale."Copy !req
147. Come on, little bud,
we've got some work to do.Copy !req
148. Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
149. Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
150. Oh yeah, baby!
Oh yeah!Copy !req
151. You're mine now, Sonic!Copy !req
152. Go get 'im, Ghostie!Copy !req
153. BOOOO! Aaaahh!Copy !req
154. Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
155. Gee, can I have your autograph?Copy !req
156. You're my hero!Copy !req
157. Sure thing, spookster.Copy !req
158. No! No! No!Copy !req
159. Over here, Scratch!Copy !req
160. Has anyone ever told you
you're pretty scary lookin'?Copy !req
161. Oh, I can be ten times
scarier than this if I want.Copy !req
162. Ya wanna see?Copy !req
163. Sonic, look!Copy !req
164. I'd love to see, Spookmeister.Copy !req
165. How 'bout bein' scarier
to the two bots that areCopy !req
166. comin' this way!Copy !req
167. Wwwaaaaggggghhhh!Copy !req
168. Yaaaaiiiii!Copy !req
169. And look, Tails, a couple
of ginger ales just for us!Copy !req
170. Thanks, Coco-mutt!Copy !req
171. It ain't all bad, palsie.Copy !req
172. At least ya frightened
away those robot buddinskis,Copy !req
173. Scratch and Grounder!Copy !req
174. Now Sonic's all yours to catch!Copy !req
175. With F.W. Inc.'s new Dolt-
Yourself Turn to Stone Spell!Copy !req
176. C'mon, palsie, where's
that old can-do spirit!Copy !req
177. This one's a piece of cake!Copy !req
178. You put your right hand
in, you shake it all about,Copy !req
179. you say "hocus pocus" and
you lick the mastodon bone.Copy !req
180. Sonic will turn to stone!Copy !req
181. Or if you'd prefer, there's
always this magic wandCopy !req
182. and your old job
scrubbin' toilets!Copy !req
183. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
184. Turn to stone!Copy !req
185. Turn Sonic to stone!Copy !req
186. I'll take it!Copy !req
187. That's the sucker,
er, customer I know!Copy !req
188. Just need to add the new
purchases to your billCopy !req
189. And you're all set!Copy !req
190. First, we get free chili-dogs!Copy !req
191. Then free sodas!Copy !req
192. And now look, that robo-dork is
gonna give us free after- lunchCopy !req
193. entertainment!Copy !req
194. You put your right hand
up, you wiggle all around,Copy !req
195. you say "hock a loogie"
no, that's not it.Copy !req
196. You hop all around...Copy !req
197. This actor needs a
stage, doncha think?Copy !req
198. Then kick the mastodon bone.Copy !req
199. No, no, no!Copy !req
200. What is it?Copy !req
201. I can't wait around all day
for him to remember his lines!Copy !req
202. You put your right hand
in, you shake it all about,Copy !req
203. you say "Hocus Pocus".Copy !req
204. Next!Copy !req
205. And you lick the mastodon bone!Copy !req
206. Yeah! Yeah! That's it!
Sonic'll turn to stone!Copy !req
207. I'll have to score
that dive a five!Copy !req
208. A high-five, that is!Copy !req
209. Me! Coconuts! Me, me, me!Copy !req
210. I captured Sonic and
Tails, Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
211. So you can go for it, sir.Copy !req
212. You can start your
assault on the Mobius Mint.Copy !req
213. Me! Coconuts! Me, me, me!Copy !req
214. I captured Sonic and
Tails, Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
215. I turned 'em into stone statues!Copy !req
216. Coconuts, your
fiendishness is brilliant!Copy !req
217. I only wanted the
Hedgehog out of the wayCopy !req
218. for a couple of hours!Copy !req
219. And you've
captured him for good!Copy !req
220. The very tips of my wickedly
corrupt toes are tingling!Copy !req
221. Blasting into the Mobius Mint is
going to be even more fun now!Copy !req
222. Coconuts, there is a way
to make Sonic real again,Copy !req
223. isn't there?Copy !req
224. Uh yeah, yeah!Copy !req
225. It says right here.Copy !req
226. "Hang up a phone,
no more stone."Copy !req
227. Perfect!Copy !req
228. Don't do it, and I'll be
there as soon as I'm through!Copy !req
229. Alright, sir, no matter
what, I won't hang up a phone!Copy !req
230. Bye!Copy !req
231. Oh nooooooooooo...Copy !req
232. You put your right hand in, you
shake it all about. You say -Copy !req
233. Get a life, bub, I've
seen this trick before!Copy !req
234. I know how it works!Copy !req
235. Aaahh!Copy !req
236. Hey!
You broke my bone!Copy !req
237. Let's speed, keed!Copy !req
238. Up! Over! And GONE!Copy !req
239. Fabulous!
Stupendous!Copy !req
240. Sonic is mine and so
are all these brand new,Copy !req
241. crisp, clean six Mobium bills!Copy !req
242. I'm filthy rich!Copy !req
243. But I musn't forget, the
evil doctor still has a littleCopy !req
244. printing press surgery to
perform on the twelveCopy !req
245. Mobium bills.Copy !req
246. What's this!
What's it do!Copy !req
247. I'll take it!
What's it do!Copy !req
248. Alright, palsie,
don't bust a bulb.Copy !req
249. What you're holding here is F.W.
Inc.'s new Bad Luck Emitter.Copy !req
250. Bad luck, bad luck?Copy !req
251. Whoa!
That sounds good!Copy !req
252. Palsie, it's great!Copy !req
253. Just pop this packet of broken
mirrors and black cat hairsCopy !req
254. into the microwave power unit,
like so.Copy !req
255. Fire it up, point and shoot!Copy !req
256. And whoever's hit suddenly has
an astounding run of bad luck!Copy !req
257. Ooff!Copy !req
258. Umph.. Oooo!Copy !req
259. Yeiiumph.Copy !req
260. Awk!Copy !req
261. Ahh!Copy !req
262. Ugh!Copy !req
263. Yeah yeah! A Hedgehog with
bad luck will never be ableCopy !req
264. to stop the "Assault
on the Mobius Mint"!Copy !req
265. Just need to add the new
purchases to your bill.Copy !req
266. And youreall set!Copy !req
267. Bad luck, palsie!Copy !req
268. Ha, ha, hal Get it?Copy !req
269. Bad luck?Copy !req
270. Bad luck! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
271. I get it!
Bad luck!Copy !req
272. And now, how about
a test printing.Copy !req
273. Oh, what a handsome hunk I am!Copy !req
274. Now, to put beautiful Robotnik
printing plates in all the otherCopy !req
275. printing presses
And from now on,Copy !req
276. whenever anyone buys
anything on Mobius,Copy !req
277. they'll think of brilliant me!Copy !req
278. That's enough to make a
hedgehog hurl, Rotnik!Copy !req
279. Sonic?
It can't be!Copy !req
280. You're supposed to
be a stone statue!Copy !req
281. Yeah, I was rockin'
But, now I'm rollin!Copy !req
282. Well, I'll be a rotten egg if
I'm gonna let you stop me now!Copy !req
283. Aaahh!Copy !req
284. Grrrrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
285. Sonic!
Look out!Copy !req
286. OW!Copy !req
287. Better give it up, Ro-dum-dum,
your 'Assault on the Mint"Copy !req
288. is all over!Copy !req
289. Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!
Nub-uh! No, It's not!Copy !req
290. Cuz your luck's about
to change, Spineball!Copy !req
291. Ow!Copy !req
292. Wha?Copy !req
293. Ow!
Oh no!Copy !req
294. Umph!Copy !req
295. Bad luck for the fox,
but good luck for me!Copy !req
296. Whoa!Copy !req
297. Tails!Copy !req
298. Quick, Coconuts, meet me down at
the Egg-O-Matic Tank Transport!Copy !req
299. At least we can get
away with all the money!Copy !req
300. Hang on, bro, I'm gonna
slow ya down real fast!Copy !req
301. Oh! No!Copy !req
302. C'mon, Sonic, baby!Copy !req
303. Move your tootsies!Copy !req
304. Yeah!
Smokin'!Copy !req
305. Yeah... cheese...Copy !req
306. lotsa cheese on my
chili-dog, Sonic,Copy !req
307. that's how I like 'em.Copy !req
308. That's right, squirt,
keep on dreamin',Copy !req
309. but here where it's safe.Copy !req
310. I'm gonna give
Robotnik some bad luck!Copy !req
311. Yes, Coconuts, we now have
enough cash to torment MobiusCopy !req
312. for centuries!Copy !req
313. Wait a minute, get
the doors back open!Copy !req
314. There's still one
more forklift coming!Copy !req
315. Yeah, and it's got an order to
pick up one load of stinkin'Copy !req
316. rotten bad guys!Copy !req
317. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Copy !req
318. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!Copy !req
319. Ohhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
320. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
321. I hhhhhhate that Hedgehhhhhhog!Copy !req
322. You're just in time!Copy !req
323. Your first payment is due!Copy !req
324. First payment for what?Copy !req
325. For the 359 million Mobiums
worth of Do-It-Yourself SorceryCopy !req
326. your partner here purchased.Copy !req
327. Isn't this your signature?Copy !req
328. "With this
signature, I, Dr. Robotnik,Copy !req
329. hereby agree to pay for
anything Coconuts wants"?Copy !req
330. Coconuits!
You two are finished!Copy !req
331. Robotnik, palsie!Copy !req
332. Take it easy!
Remember your blood pressure!Copy !req
333. We can work this out!Copy !req
334. Get out of my life!Copy !req
335. I lovvvvvvve
scrubbin' toilets!Copy !req
336. Ya know Coconuts!
This is your lucky day!Copy !req
337. I can let you have that magic
toilet- cleaning potionCopy !req
338. at half price!Copy !req
339. Argghhhh!Copy !req
340. Ow!Copy !req
341. Now this is a magic moment!Copy !req
342. These fabulous magic
tricks, toys and candyCopy !req
343. are on sale today.Copy !req
344. Wow!
I'll take it all.Copy !req
345. I hope this is enough.Copy !req
346. Hold it, Coocoo-nuts!Copy !req
347. Why waste your hard
earned cash on this junk?Copy !req
348. If you save it, why you
could buy something really cool!Copy !req
349. I'll buy that new toilet plunger
and make Dr. Robotnik proud.Copy !req