1. Sonic, I hardly ever
get to help you withCopy !req
2. Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
3. Hey, next time you can help!Copy !req
4. Really?Copy !req
5. Great!Copy !req
6. 'Course that probably
won't be for a long time!Copy !req
7. He's coming!
Now, don't do it too soon.Copy !req
8. Listen for my count.Copy !req
9. I'll say one, two,
three - and then GO!Copy !req
10. That's when I pump out an oil
slick and he loses traction!Copy !req
11. Right?Copy !req
12. Right —and while he's skidding
I deep-fry him with this!Copy !req
13. Ready, One, two, THREE!Copy !req
14. Grounder, THREE!Copy !req
15. THREE!Copy !req
16. You're supposed to say "Go"!Copy !req
17. No, no, you duncebot, I
say three then YOU goCopy !req
18. —oh, forget it, GO, GO!Copy !req
19. Hey —'pttptptptptp!Copy !req
20. Yeiii!Copy !req
21. Hahahaha!Copy !req
22. When they perfect their timing,
they'll be the greatest comedyCopy !req
23. team on Mobius.Copy !req
24. Aw, Tails, I' m sorry, bro.Copy !req
25. Force of habit.Copy !req
26. I swear, next time
you'll have a lot to do.Copy !req
27. Yeah.
I bet.Copy !req
28. I KNEW it!Copy !req
29. I KNEW you tin- heads
would find a way to slip up.Copy !req
30. It was Grounder's fault!Copy !req
31. You know I never slip up!Copy !req
32. Scratch said to go
when he said "GO!"Copy !req
33. Then the whole plan just
sorta... blew up in our faces.Copy !req
34. You insolent junkpile,
my plan was foolproof!Copy !req
35. Too bad it wasn't moron-proof.Copy !req
36. Well, we did our best.Copy !req
37. True.
Depressing, but true.Copy !req
38. So the solution is to
IMPROVE your dismal abilities.Copy !req
39. Wh-what do you mean,
improve our abilities?Copy !req
40. Yikes!Copy !req
41. I combine playbooks,
game films, strategies...Copy !req
42. Plenty of grit.Copy !req
43. Nerves of steel.Copy !req
44. And three hundred pounds of ham.Copy !req
45. What kind of
robot are you making?Copy !req
46. What you two need is
training discipline, in short,Copy !req
47. COACHING.Copy !req
48. You don't mean!Copy !req
49. I DO.Copy !req
50. Robots, prepare to meet The
Coachnik!Copy !req
51. Let's not waste any more time,
men —I'm here to tell you whyCopy !req
52. your game is
goin' down the tubes,Copy !req
53. and what you gotta DO about it!Copy !req
54. Oh, sorry, Doc.Copy !req
55. We don't NEED coaching!Copy !req
56. Nope.Copy !req
57. Whatever it is,
we don't need it.Copy !req
58. I'll whip you into
shape, turn you into lean,Copy !req
59. mean, chasing machines who
eat hedgehogs for breakfast..Copy !req
60. Gee, that sounds great, if
only I didn't have a tuneupCopy !req
61. appointment.Copy !req
62. You know, uh
next week would be better,Copy !req
63. I kinda pulled a tread -Copy !req
64. I got some films I
want you to see!Copy !req
65. I like his style!Copy !req
66. We're gonna win, baby!Copy !req
67. Win!Copy !req
68. Ugh!Copy !req
69. These films are the property of the Robotnik Training LeagueCopy !req
70. and any other use is
strictly prohibited!Copy !req
71. Hey, look —it's
me and Grounder!Copy !req
72. I think I remember this plan.Copy !req
73. Huh!Copy !req
74. Okay, halt the action!Copy !req
75. You see what happened?Copy !req
76. You X's Lost track of the O
'cause of all these other O's.Copy !req
77. Ohhh!Copy !req
78. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
79. You shoulda been ready for that!Copy !req
80. Me?Copy !req
81. What about you?Copy !req
82. Heads up —here's another play
that really went south on us.Copy !req
83. Scratch, I'm getting dizzy!Copy !req
84. Shaddap!Copy !req
85. We got him cornered now!Copy !req
86. Are we almost to the top?Copy !req
87. No, we're almost
TO THE BOTTOM!Copy !req
88. I can't believe they fell for
the old Statue of Liberty play!Copy !req
89. I've seen enough.Copy !req
90. Now I know these nitwits
will never catch sonic.Copy !req
91. These boys have potential,
Doctor Robotnik -they just needCopy !req
92. to get in shape!Copy !req
93. Right, men?Copy !req
94. Rkkkgght, Ckkkcch!Copy !req
95. It's been a week since
we've seen Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
96. Where do you s'pose they are?Copy !req
97. I heard someone saw 'em
HERE, at the old stadium.Copy !req
98. Doin' what?Copy !req
99. No one's used THIS place
since Robotnik builtCopy !req
100. his fortress on the hill.Copy !req
101. Kinda makes ya
wanna take a look,Copy !req
102. doesn't it?Copy !req
103. Ya mean it?Copy !req
104. I get to spy on 'em?Copy !req
105. That's what teammates are for.Copy !req
106. Just be careful, willya?Copy !req
107. Aren't I always?Copy !req
108. One, two, three,
A THOUSAND-NINE!Copy !req
109. One, two, three, A THOUSAND-TEN!Copy !req
110. Huhn?Copy !req
111. One, two, three,
A THOUSAND-ELEVEN!Copy !req
112. Hey, Hey, Hey, where's this
Coachnik guy?Copy !req
113. If YOU can make
his team, so can I!Copy !req
114. Coconuts, be smart, you
don't wanna bea part of this.Copy !req
115. All right, rookie, what makes
you think YOU can catchCopy !req
116. the Hedgehog?Copy !req
117. You ready for this, Sonic?Copy !req
118. They got a coach.
They're in training!Copy !req
119. For what?Copy !req
120. For THIS!
Grrrraaahhhh!Copy !req
121. For that, he had to TRAIN?Copy !req
122. It's Sonic!
Get 'im!Copy !req
123. We lose 'em yet?Copy !req
124. Huh-uh!
They're gaining!Copy !req
125. Oh, they are, are they?Copy !req
126. Rats.Copy !req
127. The perfect spot to do the old
paint-a-tunnel-on-the-cliff gag.Copy !req
128. Only there IS a tunnel.Copy !req
129. Hey, good thinkin', Tails!Copy !req
130. Now, where'd they go?Copy !req
131. Scratch, What's that?Copy !req
132. Sounds like a train.Copy !req
133. But it COULDN'T be!Copy !req
134. I see that Sonic did
some TRAINING of his own.Copy !req
135. Don't worry, Doc, it's
early in the season.Copy !req
136. We learned a lot
from this matchup.Copy !req
137. We'll be ready next time.Copy !req
138. Yeah, next time! Next time!Copy !req
139. Next time, my foot!Copy !req
140. Hand grenades.Copy !req
141. Bombs, TNT,
nitroglycerin, plastique,Copy !req
142. dynamite, cherry bombs.Copy !req
143. Every kind of
explosive there is...Copy !req
144. All condensed into one compact,
incredibly powerful package -Copy !req
145. The Long Bomb!Copy !req
146. Let's just see how
powerful this is!Copy !req
147. Now THAT'S what I call powerful.Copy !req
148. Those robots don't HAVE to catch
Sonic now, just get this bombCopy !req
149. within FIVE MILES of him!Copy !req
150. All I have to do is
sneak the Long BombCopy !req
151. into one of the robots.Copy !req
152. Sonic will never
know what hit him!Copy !req
153. OOOOFFFF!Copy !req
154. Whew!
Coachnik?Copy !req
155. Y-Y-Y-Y-You OK, Doctor?Copy !req
156. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
157. Mind your own buiness!Copy !req
158. And what is this
banana brain doing here?Copy !req
159. The kid showed a
lotta moxie today,Copy !req
160. Doctor Robotnik.Copy !req
161. But he needs weight-training.Copy !req
162. Who, me?Copy !req
163. Start pumpin' iron, kid.Copy !req
164. Come on, Doctor let
him do his stuff.Copy !req
165. OK. If this is what it takes
to cream Sonic, I'll do it.Copy !req
166. All wight, I ahm de
azistant veight coach.Copy !req
167. I ahm heah to bump
up your muzzelss!Copy !req
168. Coachnik didn't tell me -Copy !req
169. Vut kind of girlie
vorkout is diss?Copy !req
170. If you vant to be stwong, you
heff to use a lodd more veight!Copy !req
171. Nnnggh!Copy !req
172. I don't think I can lift.Copy !req
173. Oooff!Copy !req
174. Nnnrrgghh!Copy !req
175. I'll be bahk.Copy !req
176. Unnrrghh!Copy !req
177. Remembuh.Copy !req
178. Iff dere iss no pain.Copy !req
179. Dere iss no gain!Copy !req
180. Then I am DEFINITELY gaining.Copy !req
181. Men, clumsiness
leads to injuries.Copy !req
182. By sheer luck, I just ran
into a guy who can fix that.Copy !req
183. They're all
yours, Ballet Master.Copy !req
184. Ballet?Copy !req
185. Da, ballet!Copy !req
186. I shall show you how to
move veeth style ond grace!Copy !req
187. Hey, pal, we're PLENTY graceful.Copy !req
188. Ouch!Copy !req
189. Bozhemoi!
Such a klutz!Copy !req
190. Me?Copy !req
191. He's the one who rammed
his nose into my finger.Copy !req
192. Silence!Copy !req
193. You veel learn ballet!Copy !req
194. You dolt.Copy !req
195. You're just lucky the Coachnik
thinks we need you.Copy !req
196. This is not whait I call lucky.Copy !req
197. Da, very good!Copy !req
198. Now is comink the leeft!Copy !req
199. Leeft up Svon Queen!Copy !req
200. Mnngggghhh!Copy !req
201. Ballet is runnink into owertime.Copy !req
202. Speed eet up.
Speed eet up.Copy !req
203. Fahster! Fahster! Keep
time veeth the music!Copy !req
204. Fahster, fahster!Copy !req
205. Heeyy!Copy !req
206. Watch where you're going!Copy !req
207. GROUNNNNN-derrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
208. Oh, no!Copy !req
209. Da, ees wery sad
endink to ballet.Copy !req
210. C'mon sonic, let
me do something.Copy !req
211. Let me spy on Robotnik!Copy !req
212. On Robotnik?Copy !req
213. I don't think so!Copy !req
214. But, we're a TEAM, aren't we?Copy !req
215. Well, sure, but -Copy !req
216. Thanks, you won't be sorry!Copy !req
217. He gets more like me every day.Copy !req
218. But I can FLY.Copy !req
219. I'm the Swan Queen!Copy !req
220. Coachnik, you're
wrecking these robotsCopy !req
221. faster than I can fix them!Copy !req
222. Ah, it's just a few dings
and dents, Doctor Robotnik.Copy !req
223. Wait'll you see how
fast Grounder doesCopy !req
224. the obstacle course.Copy !req
225. Ready, Coachnik!Copy !req
226. Go!Copy !req
227. I think I'm gonna
beat my record!Copy !req
228. Funny, this row of tires seems
longer than last time.Copy !req
229. I'm really gettin' tired!Copy !req
230. Duhhh!Copy !req
231. Grounder, how many
times I gotta tell ya?Copy !req
232. To win, ya gotta keep your head!Copy !req
233. Oh, right!Copy !req
234. Duh, hey, you in the truck, come
back with the rest of my player!Copy !req
235. Ah, the two-minute warning.Copy !req
236. The perfect hiding
place for my long bomb.Copy !req
237. What's going on,
Doctor Robotnik?Copy !req
238. None of your business!Copy !req
239. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
240. Good thing there aren't a lot of
brains in there taking up room.Copy !req
241. Another player on
the injured- list.Copy !req
242. Relax, Doctor.Copy !req
243. I'll have all three back
in the game in no time.Copy !req
244. You better.Copy !req
245. I only need them
for two minutes.Copy !req
246. Why only two minutes?Copy !req
247. JUST HUMOR ME, OKAY?Copy !req
248. I gotta warn Sonic!Copy !req
249. I don't know what he hid there,
but where's the last placeCopy !req
250. you'd look for
somethin' valuable?Copy !req
251. In Grounder's head.Copy !req
252. I see what ya mean.Copy !req
253. OK, let's find out what it is.Copy !req
254. Sonic's team is coming
onto the field, unawareCopy !req
255. my Long Bomb will blow up
everything within 5 miles.Copy !req
256. And here I sit, precisely
5.1 miles from ground zero,Copy !req
257. ready to enjoy an
exciting, if brief, battle!Copy !req
258. Remember what I told you
about keeping your head,Copy !req
259. Grounder.Copy !req
260. Guess the first
move's up to them.Copy !req
261. OK, Tails, time
for some teamwork!Copy !req
262. Ooof!Copy !req
263. That's unnecessary roughness!Copy !req
264. It's only necessary
when it happens to Sonic!Copy !req
265. But wait, who's that
coming onto the field?Copy !req
266. It's Grounder!Copy !req
267. OK, let's see
what's in your head.Copy !req
268. That's a personal question!Copy !req
269. Attaboy!Copy !req
270. Never lose your head!Copy !req
271. No, no, no, run the
other way, idiot!Copy !req
272. Let him have it!Copy !req
273. Have a nice trip!Copy !req
274. Sonic, are ya clear?Copy !req
275. You take it, Tails!Copy !req
276. Huh?Copy !req
277. Why does Robotnik
have a timer in here?Copy !req
278. Maybe cause it's a time bomb?Copy !req
279. A time bomb?Copy !req
280. A time bomb?Copy !req
281. Gaaah!
Throw it back to Sonic!Copy !req
282. Phew!Copy !req
283. Auuggh!Copy !req
284. I said throw it to Sonic!Copy !req
285. I DID!Copy !req
286. Whooo!Copy !req
287. Oh no!Copy !req
288. Whats the matter with you guys?Copy !req
289. Don't let him palm
that thing off on ya!Copy !req
290. Aaaaaagggghhh!Copy !req
291. Hey, whaddaya doin'?Copy !req
292. Cut it out!Copy !req
293. C'mon, Tails, we're outta here!Copy !req
294. No, not here!Copy !req
295. Not my fortress!Copy !req
296. Hey, Doctor
Robotnik, ya made it!Copy !req
297. Uh, what's that
little grain in your hand?Copy !req
298. Say, did I ever tell you my
story about winning oneCopy !req
299. for the Blipper?Copy !req
300. Some teammate I am.Copy !req
301. Thinkin' Robotnik hid
something GREAT in Grounder.Copy !req
302. How dumb can I be?Copy !req
303. Hey, the way you flashed on
that thing bein' a bomb,Copy !req
304. I tell ya, Tails, I'm
glad you're on MY team.Copy !req
305. Ya are?Copy !req
306. Doctor Robotnik, what
happened to Coachnik?Copy !req
307. I gave him the
boot, that's what.Copy !req
308. We'll see who
gives who the boot!Copy !req
309. OOOOOFFF!Copy !req
310. Yeowww!Copy !req
311. Hey, what's the idea?Copy !req
312. I'm putting my foot down!Copy !req
313. Owchhh!Copy !req
314. Penalty!
Call the Referee!Copy !req
315. Somebody find his off-button!Copy !req
316. Time out!Copy !req
317. Look at those goofballs!Copy !req
318. Forget them, Tails. Stretching
and warming up before a gameCopy !req
319. can keep you from getting
injured.Copy !req
320. Hike!Copy !req
321. Ow ow ow! I pulled a
muscle in my leg!Copy !req
322. Yay! Touchdown!Copy !req
323. Nice run, little bro!Copy !req
324. Stretch before and
after your exercise!Copy !req