1. Ahem!
Citizens of Papadopolis!Copy !req
2. This is Mayor Fumfer speaking.Copy !req
3. We are under a
major ROBOT ATTACK!Copy !req
4. Aaaaaauuuugh!Copy !req
5. ROBOT ATTACK!Copy !req
6. As long as I am mayor,
the robots will neverCopy !req
7. take over this city.Copy !req
8. Without a permit!Copy !req
9. All attacking robots have to
fill out these forms first..Copy !req
10. in QUADRUPLICATE!Copy !req
11. Never mind.Copy !req
12. Weee're dooooomed!Copy !req
13. Oh, if only Sonic the
Hedgehog were here!Copy !req
14. You called?Copy !req
15. I heard you have a few.Copy !req
16. HUGE robots you
need taken care of!Copy !req
17. You got a problem, pipsqueak?Copy !req
18. Woah!Copy !req
19. Look at the size of him!Copy !req
20. This is gonna be
trickier than I thought!Copy !req
21. Halt! New orders! We give
up! Attack cancelled!Copy !req
22. They're retreating!Copy !req
23. That's just plain weird!Copy !req
24. The only guy who could call off
a robot attack like that is -Copy !req
25. Attention beloved
citizens of Mobius.Copy !req
26. Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
27. I appear today to make
an historic announcement!Copy !req
28. I have decided to
announce my RETIREMENT,Copy !req
29. effective IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
30. What?Copy !req
31. No way!Copy !req
32. Yes way.Copy !req
33. I hereby forsake all nefarious
activities to live a life ofCopy !req
34. devotion to.
My mother!Copy !req
35. Poor dear, she's so old and
feeble now she can barely speak!Copy !req
36. In honor of my retirement,
I'd like to present myselfCopy !req
37. with this gold watch.Copy !req
38. I had a little
something engraved...Copy !req
39. "To Dr. Robotnik, from Dr.
Robotnik, with love."Copy !req
40. How thoughtful of me!Copy !req
41. Well, good-bye, Mobius.Copy !req
42. I'll miss all the little people
I've trampled on the way up.Copy !req
43. And Hedgehog? Hedgehog?
You, Sonic!Copy !req
44. Yeah?
I'm waiiitiing!Copy !req
45. I think I'll miss
you most of all!Copy !req
46. Farewell, Mobius!Copy !req
47. And...Copy !req
48. Peace!Copy !req
49. What was that all about?Copy !req
50. I don't know!
Do ya think he means it?Copy !req
51. Retirin' to spend
time with Momma?Copy !req
52. I don't think so!Copy !req
53. C'mon!Copy !req
54. Let's find out what our ol'
pal Robotnik is really up to!Copy !req
55. Ya mean we just
ring the doorbell!Copy !req
56. What if it's a trap?Copy !req
57. Then we escape!Copy !req
58. But this way we'll know for
sure if he's realiy retired!Copy !req
59. Boopsie!
Answer that infernal bell!Copy !req
60. It's giving me a headache!Copy !req
61. Yes, Momma!Copy !req
62. And bring me some tea!
And cookies!Copy !req
63. And.. and fish cakes!Copy !req
64. And don't forget the
hot water bottle!Copy !req
65. Yes, Momma!Copy !req
66. Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
67. Oh, joy!Copy !req
68. Sonic the Hedgehog!Copy !req
69. My old nemesis!Copy !req
70. And your little
friend, Tails, too!Copy !req
71. What a pleasant surprise!Copy !req
72. Come in, come in!Copy !req
73. Can I offer you
something to eat?Copy !req
74. Tea?Copy !req
75. Sure!Copy !req
76. Tea?Copy !req
77. No thanks.Copy !req
78. Oh, it's not poison, you know.Copy !req
79. The old Robotnik probably
would have poisoned it,Copy !req
80. but now I just love
sharing a cozy hot cup ofCopy !req
81. Lapsang Souchong tea!Copy !req
82. Boopsie! You nincompoop,
you're spilling the tea!Copy !req
83. Oh, I'm sorry, Momma.Copy !req
84. Here, I'll wipe it up for you.Copy !req
85. Okay, I've seen enough!Copy !req
86. Thanks for all the
good times, Robotnik.Copy !req
87. It's been real!Copy !req
88. C'mon, Tails!
We're outta here!Copy !req
89. Just a sec, Sonic!Copy !req
90. These fish cakes
are pretty gooooood!Copy !req
91. You gonna make a move, or what?Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. Ooops, nope..Copy !req
94. I'm waaaiitinnnnng!Copy !req
95. Alright, already!Copy !req
96. There!Copy !req
97. Boy, this retirement
stuff is for slow-mos!Copy !req
98. Hallo! There you are!Copy !req
99. I've been looking
allover for you boys!Copy !req
100. Mayor Fumfer?Copy !req
101. Greetings and
felicitations bored heroes!Copy !req
102. In thanks for saving our town,
we gratefully present you withCopy !req
103. the KEY TO THE CITY.Copy !req
104. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
105. And also this.Copy !req
106. That is, if you're interested.Copy !req
107. What is it?Copy !req
108. Courtesy of the Last Resort
Travel Agency, a supersonicCopy !req
109. Action-Adventure Thrillseekers
Holiday Tour Package... er,Copy !req
110. for two!Copy !req
111. Coolamundo!Copy !req
112. We'll take it!Copy !req
113. Sounds radical.Copy !req
114. What's the catch?Copy !req
115. Er... no catch.Copy !req
116. Just a token of our gratitude,
for your years of fightingCopy !req
117. that terrible Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
118. Nah, I don't think
it's such a good idea.Copy !req
119. Robotnik could still be trouble.Copy !req
120. But he's retired, hasn't he?Copy !req
121. Well, yeah, so he says, but-Copy !req
122. Aw, c'mon, Sonic!
Robotnik's history!Copy !req
123. And you're goin' nutso just
hangin' out all the time.Copy !req
124. You need a vacation!Copy !req
125. I dunno.Copy !req
126. PLEEEZE!Copy !req
127. Okay, okay!Copy !req
128. Yaaa-hooooo!Copy !req
129. When do we leave?Copy !req
130. Er, your holiday begins...
RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
131. You'll waterski
aboard this auto-piloted,Copy !req
132. two hundred twenty
bazillion horsepowered,Copy !req
133. fully equipped hydrofoil to the
bee-yoot-iful island resortCopy !req
134. of San Peligroso.Copy !req
135. Once there, your personal
tour director will lead you on aCopy !req
136. two-day
RENDEZVOUS WITH ADVENTURE!Copy !req
137. Cool!
Alright!Copy !req
138. Er, climb on board, boys!Copy !req
139. Thanks, Mayor Fumfer!Copy !req
140. Bon voyage!Copy !req
141. Farewell!Copy !req
142. Good-bye!Copy !req
143. And good riddance!Copy !req
144. Robot secret Agent Fumfer here!Copy !req
145. The hedgehog bought
it, Your Malignancy!Copy !req
146. He's on his way
to the island now!Copy !req
147. Ha!
Excellent work, Fumfer!Copy !req
148. You're fired!Copy !req
149. Fired?Copy !req
150. Why?Copy !req
151. I did my job perfectly!Copy !req
152. Exactly!Copy !req
153. That's why I don't
need you anYmore!Copy !req
154. The most fabulously fiendish
of all my fiendish plots isCopy !req
155. hatched!Copy !req
156. And Sonic's little trip
to the Last ResortCopy !req
157. will be the vacation
to end all vacations!Copy !req
158. Eeeeeyahoooo!Copy !req
159. Great vacation, huh, Sonic?Copy !req
160. Eeeeeyahoooo!Copy !req
161. I don't know why we didn't
do this a long time ago,Copy !req
162. little bro!Copy !req
163. The Hedgehog's overhead!Copy !req
164. Activate the Tidal Wave Machine!Copy !req
165. Cowabunga, dude!Copy !req
166. Yessir, this vacation
gig is way past cool!Copy !req
167. Tidal wave!Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. Tidal wave!Copy !req
170. Try a wave?Copy !req
171. Sounds like a
plan to me l'I bud.Copy !req
172. No... TIDAL Waaaaavvvve!Copy !req
173. Wheeeeeeeee!Copy !req
174. Tubular!Copy !req
175. Oh! That miserable hedgehog!Copy !req
176. Come on, we'll
get him this time!Copy !req
177. Activate the
Hydrofoil Bisector Blade!Copy !req
178. Slices, dices and
sinks Hedgehog!Copy !req
179. Uh-oh!Copy !req
180. Whoah!
It worked!Copy !req
181. Release the Choppers!Copy !req
182. Aye-aye, Captain!Copy !req
183. Choppers away!Copy !req
184. Hey, Tails.Copy !req
185. Remember those fish
cakes we ate at Robotnik's?Copy !req
186. Yeah?Copy !req
187. Well, it looks like it's
our turn to be fish food!Copy !req
188. What do we do, Sonic?Copy !req
189. We came here to waterski, right?Copy !req
190. So I'm gonna waterski!Copy !req
191. Bulls-eye!Copy !req
192. Whoops!
Look out!Copy !req
193. Git along, li'l dogies!Copy !req
194. Yippee-kayo-kay
yaaaaaaayyyyy!Copy !req
195. Yee-haah!
Ride 'em, Sonic!Copy !req
196. Aw! Sonic's okay!
We blew it!Copy !req
197. Land ho!Copy !req
198. Nice speed run, amigo, but
you lost some style pointsCopy !req
199. on the dismount!Copy !req
200. Greetings, adventurers, and
welcome to San Peligroso andCopy !req
201. The Last Resort.Copy !req
202. Who're you?Copy !req
203. I'm Guido, your
personal tour guide,Copy !req
204. thrill-monitor and all'
round happenin' dude!Copy !req
205. Enjoy the ride in?Copy !req
206. Yuck!Copy !req
207. What's the story
with those Choppers?Copy !req
208. they're Robotnik's toys.Copy !req
209. Robotnik?Copy !req
210. Didn'tcha hear?
He's retired, man!Copy !req
211. We picked up those 'bots
cheap at a garage sale.Copy !req
212. But-Copy !req
213. No more time
to chat, friends!Copy !req
214. You're late for
your first adventure!Copy !req
215. White-water kayaking!Copy !req
216. Totally cool!Copy !req
217. Now you're talkin'!Copy !req
218. Uumph!Copy !req
219. Hey!
What gives!Copy !req
220. That's what makes
it so exciting!Copy !req
221. Robo-Agent Guido, here.Copy !req
222. Sonic and Tails are coming
your way, Scratch!Copy !req
223. Nail 'em!Copy !req
224. Ahhh.
THIS is the good life!Copy !req
225. Living on the edge, never knowin
what's around the next bend!Copy !req
226. Ahhh.
THIS is the good life!Copy !req
227. Knowing exactly what's
around the next bend!Copy !req
228. Activate the River-Bed of Nails!Copy !req
229. Activating!Copy !req
230. Well, let's see how the hedgehog
likes that set of spines!Copy !req
231. C'mon, Tails!
Quit bein' a slo-mo!Copy !req
232. Huh?Copy !req
233. Look out, Tails!Copy !req
234. It's a waterfaaaaaaaalllll!Copy !req
235. Now this is my idea
of a good time!Copy !req
236. Hunh?Copy !req
237. Sonic!Copy !req
238. Helllllp!Copy !req
239. Helllllllllllllllp!Copy !req
240. With a little help,
those Rocks'll Roll!Copy !req
241. Hey!
All the water's gone!Copy !req
242. No, the water's not
gone, ratchethead!Copy !req
243. It was just
stopped-up for awhile!Copy !req
244. See?
Here it comes now!Copy !req
245. Oh! Good! I was
getting worried!Copy !req
246. Wow, that was exciting,
wasn't it, Sonic?Copy !req
247. Yeah, maybe too excitin'.Copy !req
248. I'm beginnin' to
wonder about this place.Copy !req
249. No time to wonder, chums!Copy !req
250. Gotta keep those spills and
chills comin' atcha or you won'tCopy !req
251. have any fun!Copy !req
252. You two wildmen are
going to climb El Capitel!Copy !req
253. Here's your rope!Copy !req
254. I don't need a rope.Copy !req
255. I go up mountainsCopy !req
256. the easy way!Copy !req
257. But this is different, amigos!Copy !req
258. First of all, El Capitel
is an active VOLCANO!Copy !req
259. And second, you're gonna be
climbing it from the INSIDE!Copy !req
260. Whoaa!Copy !req
261. They're in guys!Copy !req
262. Blast when ready!Copy !req
263. Whoaa!Copy !req
264. Hellp!Copy !req
265. Yahhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
266. You're sinking!Copy !req
267. This place is treacherous!Copy !req
268. Yeah!
I like it!Copy !req
269. Only one way out!Copy !req
270. Straight up!Copy !req
271. Alley oop!Copy !req
272. Grounder!
I love this plan!Copy !req
273. Me too!Copy !req
274. That ledge they're about
to reach is packedCopy !req
275. full of dynamite!Copy !req
276. Yeah! And as soon as
they reach the ledge..Copy !req
277. BLAM!Copy !req
278. Hedgehog Hash!Copy !req
279. Dr. Robotnik will
be so proud of us!Copy !req
280. Ah! Look out! A fireball!Copy !req
281. If you can't stand the heat..
Beat feet!Copy !req
282. Did we get him?Copy !req
283. I dunno.Copy !req
284. I can't see through
all the falling rock.Copy !req
285. Yeah. I see what you mean.Copy !req
286. Not bad for one
day, huh, li'l bro?Copy !req
287. Yeah.
I can't wait 'til tomorrow!Copy !req
288. Bungee-jumping and sky-diving!Copy !req
289. C'mon! Last one down
the slope's a slo-mo!Copy !req
290. You still haven't
gotten Sonic!Copy !req
291. Er no, your
Supreme Cruelness, sir.Copy !req
292. What about all of my
evilly genius traps?Copy !req
293. Er... the Hedgehog seems
to be enjoying them.Copy !req
294. I arrange an allexpenses-
paid adventure holiday for theCopy !req
295. hedgehog and he has
the unmitigated gall...Copy !req
296. to have FUN!Copy !req
297. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
298. Well, bubula?Copy !req
299. Is that pesky
Sonic taken care of?Copy !req
300. Er, Not yet, Momma.Copy !req
301. Well, hurry up!Copy !req
302. My corns are killing me, and
you've got a planet to conquer!Copy !req
303. Yes, Momma.Copy !req
304. What adventures are
left on sonic's schedule?Copy !req
305. Uh, sky-diving.Copy !req
306. Sky-diving!Copy !req
307. Perfectly perilous!Copy !req
308. I'm coming out of retirement to
personally see to it that sonicCopy !req
309. BITES THE BIG CUPCAKE!Copy !req
310. Hey, what about us?Copy !req
311. We're not fired, are we?Copy !req
312. Oh of course not!Copy !req
313. You two are too
imcompetent to be fired!Copy !req
314. You have to stay here
and take care of Momma!Copy !req
315. Not that!Copy !req
316. Anything but that!Copy !req
317. Now, who wants to
iron my girdle?Copy !req
318. Waiiiit!
We wanna be FIRED!Copy !req
319. I thought we were supposed
to be bungee-jumping next!Copy !req
320. Change of plans.Copy !req
321. We're going straight
for the big cheese!Copy !req
322. Jumping out of a plane
at twelve thousand feet!Copy !req
323. Too bad.Copy !req
324. I was all ready
for bungee-jumping!Copy !req
325. Have fun, thrillseekers!Copy !req
326. Your pilot will
take good care of you!Copy !req
327. Oh, I'll take care
of them, all right!Copy !req
328. Just like I took care
of Sonic's parachute!Copy !req
329. Okay, thrillseekers!Copy !req
330. Twelve thousand feet.Copy !req
331. Time to jump!Copy !req
332. That voice sounds familiar!Copy !req
333. It's Robotnik.Copy !req
334. Robotnik?Copy !req
335. Yeah!
But don't sweat it.Copy !req
336. Let's have some FUN, son!Copy !req
337. You sure, Sonic?Copy !req
338. One, two, three JUMP!Copy !req
339. Eeeeyaaahoooooo!Copy !req
340. This is one time the
hedgehog won't get away.Copy !req
341. I'll put the plane on
autopilot and follow them,Copy !req
342. so I can watch
their UNHAPPY LANDINGS!Copy !req
343. Six thousand feet!
Pull the ripcord!Copy !req
344. Oh, no!
My parachute's been sabotaged!Copy !req
345. Mine, too!Copy !req
346. Your chutes are shot,
you miserable pests!Copy !req
347. Now I am free to conquer Mobius!Copy !req
348. Do me a favor, Tails.Copy !req
349. Unzip my pack!Copy !req
350. Now take that hook and
attach it to the plane!Copy !req
351. Okay.Copy !req
352. I had a feeling those bungee
cords might come in handy!Copy !req
353. Mama!Copy !req
354. Noooooooooooo!Copy !req
355. Where's Robotnik?Copy !req
356. He should be here by
now with my payoff!Copy !req
357. oooooooooOOOOOHHHHHH!Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah.
Here he comes.Copy !req
359. Oh nooo!Copy !req
360. Ummph!Copy !req
361. I hate that Hedgehog!Copy !req
362. Alright!
That was fun!Copy !req
363. But c'mon, Tails.Copy !req
364. We're burning daylight!Copy !req
365. Where are we going Sonic?Copy !req
366. Anyplace there's adventure!Copy !req
367. Yippee!
Here we go again!Copy !req
368. I think I'll go
exploring before Sonic wakes up.Copy !req
369. Tails?
Where are you, Lil Bro?Copy !req
370. Hi, Sonic?Copy !req
371. Whatcha lookin' for?Copy !req
372. Well, you didn't tell
me where you were going.Copy !req
373. I was worried about you.Copy !req
374. Always tell your parent or
guardian where you're goingCopy !req
375. and when you'll be back.Copy !req
376. It's not safe to
wander off alone.Copy !req
377. And its not fair to make
someone worry about you.Copy !req