1. Nincombots!Copy !req
2. Metal Morons!Copy !req
3. Idiots!Copy !req
4. Robotic Rejects!Copy !req
5. Seditious Slabs of
Unsalubrious Circuitry!Copy !req
6. You.. You... You..Copy !req
7. Nincombots!Copy !req
8. Excuse me, Your Viciousness,
you already said that.Copy !req
9. Then allow me to
repeat myself yet again.Copy !req
10. You are Nincombots!Copy !req
11. How am I ever going to
get rid of Sonic withCopy !req
12. such unreliable help?Copy !req
13. Hello?Copy !req
14. You in there! Hello? Hello?Copy !req
15. Howahya! Howahya! Howahya!Copy !req
16. Wes Weasley's the name.Copy !req
17. Selling's the game.Copy !req
18. You need it, I got it.
Don't got it, I'll get it.Copy !req
19. Oops!
Sorry about that, palsy.Copy !req
20. Better have that looked at.Copy !req
21. You say you need reliable help?Copy !req
22. Well, say no more, friend.Copy !req
23. Look no further.Copy !req
24. Go no farther.Copy !req
25. Because I represent the
H.D.S.V.A.D.L. Company.Copy !req
26. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
27. H.D.S.V.A.D.L.Copy !req
28. DISTRIBUTORS, LIMITED.Copy !req
29. With my gadgets your
problem is solved!Copy !req
30. Even with stoopniks.Copy !req
31. I don't like this guy.Copy !req
32. Me neither.Copy !req
33. Listen, Weasley!Copy !req
34. You are brash,
arrogant, obnoxious,Copy !req
35. pushy, rude, and
you dress funny!Copy !req
36. You're my kinda guy!Copy !req
37. We love him!Copy !req
38. What have you got?Copy !req
39. To catch a pesky groundhog?Copy !req
40. Hedgehog!Copy !req
41. Hedgehog!Copy !req
42. Sonic The Hedgehog.Copy !req
43. I'm way ahead of you, friend.Copy !req
44. Presenting the H.D.S.V.A.D.L.
Darkenator.Copy !req
45. Where there's light, there won't
be for long with The Darkenator.Copy !req
46. Let me show you how it works.Copy !req
47. Hey, who turned out the lights?Copy !req
48. I'm scared of the dark!
Hold me!Copy !req
49. Get offa me, you
chicken hearted RoboCluck!Copy !req
50. Owwwww...Copy !req
51. Okay.
Enough free demonstration.Copy !req
52. Whattaya think?Copy !req
53. I love it.Copy !req
54. Even Sonic has to
slow down in the dark.Copy !req
55. How much?Copy !req
56. For you, Doc, it's the
Onetime Special Half Price.Copy !req
57. One hundred thousand Mobiums..Copy !req
58. What?Copy !req
59. It's the smart choice, pallee.Copy !req
60. I'll even throw in two pairs
of these nifty Infared goggles.Copy !req
61. What for?Copy !req
62. If you can see in the
dark and Sonic can't,Copy !req
63. even you can catch him!Copy !req
64. I'll take it!Copy !req
65. Here comes the Hedgehog!Copy !req
66. Activate the Darkenator!Copy !req
67. WHOAHHHH!Copy !req
68. I've heard of
darkness creeping in,Copy !req
69. but this is ridiculous!Copy !req
70. I think the
Darkenator sprung a leak!Copy !req
71. Quick! Put on the See
InTheDark Glasses!Copy !req
72. Too late!
I can't see where they are!Copy !req
73. Haha. Good thing those dumbots
are too stupid to stoop.Copy !req
74. Grounder!
Are ya there?Copy !req
75. I don't know.
I can't see where "there" is.Copy !req
76. Excuse me, fellas.Copy !req
77. I'm your local Meter Maid.Copy !req
78. I'm afraid you've both
parked in a Red Zone.Copy !req
79. It's not our fault.Copy !req
80. We can't see it.Copy !req
81. If you don't move immediately,
it's a fifty Mobiums fine!Copy !req
82. Yeeeeeoooooooo!Copy !req
83. What a couple of dumbots!Copy !req
84. Not my fault.Copy !req
85. Not the machine's.Copy !req
86. Someone'S tampered with it.Copy !req
87. Wrecked the sucker.Copy !req
88. What about my
moneyback guarantee?Copy !req
89. Sorry.Copy !req
90. Nullified with the tampering.Copy !req
91. Hate when that happens.Copy !req
92. But I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
93. Yessiree, Robotnik baby, I've
got just the thing for you.Copy !req
94. Presenting the new, improved,
undeniably grooved FreezeBanger!Copy !req
95. Shoot a blast, the heat is
past and Sonic the HedgehogCopy !req
96. loses his "fast"!Copy !req
97. Let me show you how it works.Copy !req
98. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
99. Great!Copy !req
100. I'll take two.Copy !req
101. Hey, come on, Sonic.Copy !req
102. You can jump farther than me.Copy !req
103. Buddy, when you've
got it, flaunt it.Copy !req
104. Now!Copy !req
105. Ready for a little
cold snap, hedgehog?Copy !req
106. Did someone say snap?Copy !req
107. Hup one, hup two. hike!Copy !req
108. We're freezinginging!Copy !req
109. No problema!Copy !req
110. I'll thaw ya out.Copy !req
111. Why is he helping us like this?Copy !req
112. Maybe he likes us.Copy !req
113. Really?Copy !req
114. Why not? We're Charming,
handsome, intelligent.Copy !req
115. YEAH..?Copy !req
116. Hot enough for ya?Copy !req
117. Yeah.
Nice and toasty.Copy !req
118. Hang in there.Copy !req
119. It's gonna get toastier!Copy !req
120. OOH! I think you're
starting to blush.Copy !req
121. I think you're starting to melt!Copy !req
122. A WHOAH!Copy !req
123. We're melting!Copy !req
124. WE ARE MELTING!Copy !req
125. We're melting!
We're melting!Copy !req
126. Helppp!Copy !req
127. Does this mean the Hedgehog
doesn't think we're charming,Copy !req
128. handsome and intelligent?Copy !req
129. You two are incredible.Copy !req
130. I give you surefire schemes
and you're the only thingsCopy !req
131. to catch fire.Copy !req
132. I don't know why I'm
bothering to repair you..Copy !req
133. I'm just too
sentimental for my own good.Copy !req
134. HEH, HEH, HEH!Copy !req
135. I'm baaaaackkkkkkkk!Copy !req
136. Much too sentimental!Copy !req
137. AHHHHHHH!Copy !req
138. Good as new.Copy !req
139. HOWAYA! Howaya! Howaya!Copy !req
140. Celebrating a great victory
for the FreezeBanger?Copy !req
141. You know what you
put us through?Copy !req
142. FREEZEBANGER AND..Copy !req
143. Hold it!Copy !req
144. Aghhhhhh!Copy !req
145. No need to sing my
praises, no need to cheer.Copy !req
146. Just give a call and
Wes Weasley's here.Copy !req
147. Money back guarantee,
you said.Copy !req
148. Pay up!Copy !req
149. If the failure was our
part, I'd be glad to.Copy !req
150. But we're talking
pilot error here.Copy !req
151. Then someone better pay!Copy !req
152. Or else...Copy !req
153. Tell you what I'm going to do.Copy !req
154. Because you've been
such good customers,Copy !req
155. I'm gonna let you get the first
crack at our newest doozy.Copy !req
156. Presenting el fabuloso,
el stupendo,Copy !req
157. el incrediblissimo
Superduper GravityStopper!Copy !req
158. This better be good, Weasley.Copy !req
159. Allow me to
demonstrate your Robotikness.Copy !req
160. Whoa!Copy !req
161. Help! I'm afraid of heights.Copy !req
162. Woohoo!Copy !req
163. Get me down, I flunked flying!Copy !req
164. Oooof! Owwwwwwww!Copy !req
165. Works like a charm, doesn't it?Copy !req
166. I like it, Sonic will hate it.Copy !req
167. No gravity, no friction.Copy !req
168. No speed.Copy !req
169. Not a bad gimmick, huh?Copy !req
170. And if you buy now.Copy !req
171. throw in a couple of pairs of
these nifty SelfGravity Boots.Copy !req
172. Ugh!Copy !req
173. We'll take it.
Now get us down.Copy !req
174. Ask and you will receive,Copy !req
175. oh Supreme Supplier
of Endless Cash!Copy !req
176. Ahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
177. Ugh!Copy !req
178. You dumbots!Copy !req
179. Get off me and go
get that hedgehog!Copy !req
180. Ooomp!Copy !req
181. We've been on the
go for hours, Sonic.Copy !req
182. Can't we take a break?Copy !req
183. Okay, squirt.
Take a load off.Copy !req
184. I hate sittin' around
with nothin' goin' on.Copy !req
185. Nothin' goin' on?Copy !req
186. Okay.Copy !req
187. So Robotnik's Badniks came
at me with a Dark RayCopy !req
188. and a Freeze Ray.Copy !req
189. What more do ya want?Copy !req
190. Action, Jackson.Copy !req
191. There!
That's better!Copy !req
192. You ready to go yet?Copy !req
193. Sorry, Little Bro'.Copy !req
194. Just keep chillin'.Copy !req
195. I know you're pooped.Copy !req
196. He wants action,
he'll get action.Copy !req
197. Sonic!
What happened?Copy !req
198. We zapped ya, brat!Copy !req
199. Yeah!Copy !req
200. And there's nothin'
you can do about it!Copy !req
201. Oh yeah?Copy !req
202. Huh?Copy !req
203. I'm weighhhhhhttlesss!Copy !req
204. Woa, Grounder!Copy !req
205. Look at that!Copy !req
206. The Hedgehog can't
run and he can't hide!Copy !req
207. Yeah!
And we got SelfGravity Boots!Copy !req
208. You're a goner, Hedgehog!Copy !req
209. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!Copy !req
210. Sonic, use your speed!Copy !req
211. Can't.Copy !req
212. Without gravity, I
can't get any footing.Copy !req
213. His speed is useless.Copy !req
214. I've been waiting for
years to hear that.Copy !req
215. We were built only
four months ago.Copy !req
216. Well, it feels like years.Copy !req
217. Okay, guys.Copy !req
218. Nice trick.
Ya got us!Copy !req
219. Wanna bring us down now?Copy !req
220. Nah.
We want to watch you squirm.Copy !req
221. Yeah.
You blue furball.Copy !req
222. Come on, guys.Copy !req
223. You won!Copy !req
224. Ya don't have to be nasty.Copy !req
225. AW, I'm sorry.Copy !req
226. No, I'm not!Copy !req
227. Let's go, Scratch!Copy !req
228. Let's' get 'em down so we
can collect the reward!Copy !req
229. Not so fast.Copy !req
230. I'm enjoying
having 'em helpless.Copy !req
231. Just turn off that
GravityStopper RayCopy !req
232. and we're yours.Copy !req
233. What's so funny?Copy !req
234. We're dumb. But we're
not that dumb!Copy !req
235. That's right.Copy !req
236. We're not that dumb!Copy !req
237. We're not?Copy !req
238. Of course not!Copy !req
239. If we shut off the
Gravity stopper machineCopy !req
240. Sonic will fall back to
the ground and run away.Copy !req
241. Oh yeah.
I knew that.Copy !req
242. Actually, guys, we can get
away even faster up here.Copy !req
243. What!Copy !req
244. Sure!Copy !req
245. with no gravity
to pull him down,Copy !req
246. Tails can tow me
anyplace I wanna go!Copy !req
247. Right, Iil bro?Copy !req
248. Pilot to passengers.Copy !req
249. Prepare to escape!Copy !req
250. We gotta stop 'em!Copy !req
251. Hold it!Copy !req
252. There's one flaw in this
plan I didn't think of.Copy !req
253. What?Copy !req
254. One of the Klutzbots could take
off his selfgravity bootsCopy !req
255. and come up here and catch us.Copy !req
256. Really?Copy !req
257. Yeah.Copy !req
258. But they'd never
think of doin' that!Copy !req
259. Oh, wouldn't we?Copy !req
260. Oops! I missed.Copy !req
261. Swim about three feet
this way and try again!Copy !req
262. Nope.Copy !req
263. Looks like you're gonna
be stranded up hereCopy !req
264. for the rest of your life.Copy !req
265. Stranded?Copy !req
266. Unless, of course, you tell your
buddy to shut off the machine.Copy !req
267. Grounder!
Shut it off!Copy !req
268. HUNH?Copy !req
269. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
270. Whoaa!Copy !req
271. Ouch!Copy !req
272. That's life, guys!Copy !req
273. Ups and downs!
Ups and downs!Copy !req
274. Why do I always end up in
the Recycling Business?Copy !req
275. Thanks, Your Maliciousness!Copy !req
276. That's a real load off my mind.Copy !req
277. AH!
I feel like me again!Copy !req
278. Just my luck!Copy !req
279. Howaya, Howaya, friends!Copy !req
280. Nice to be back!Copy !req
281. But you didn't have
to arrange an escort.Copy !req
282. A simple message to my fax
machine would have worked!Copy !req
283. I'll give a simple
message to your throat!Copy !req
284. I can see you're
slightly upset.Copy !req
285. But we stand BEHIND
our products,Copy !req
286. so I'm prepared to
refund your money.Copy !req
287. You say the Gravity
stopper Cannon didn't work?Copy !req
288. Oh no,
that worked fine.Copy !req
289. It was the SelfGravity
Net that messed us up.Copy !req
290. The net?Copy !req
291. Well that presents
a prob, pallee.Copy !req
292. I threw It in for nothing so
there's nothing to refund.Copy !req
293. Cheater!Copy !req
294. Rapscallion!Copy !req
295. Flim Flammer!Copy !req
296. Whoa!Copy !req
297. Don't get so hardboiled!Copy !req
298. I'll make it right.Copy !req
299. Trust me.Copy !req
300. You have sold me contraption
after contraptionCopy !req
301. and none of them work.Copy !req
302. Au contraire, mon omelette.Copy !req
303. It's your two
stooges who don't work.Copy !req
304. My machines have
performed as promised.Copy !req
305. HMM.
You have a point.Copy !req
306. Tell you what I'm going to do...Copy !req
307. You, Palsie, will be the
first to try the all new,Copy !req
308. the one, the only H.D.S.V.A.D.L.Copy !req
309. De Atomizer!Copy !req
310. What does it do?Copy !req
311. What does it do?
What does it do?Copy !req
312. Just watch.Copy !req
313. Voila!Copy !req
314. Scratch?Copy !req
315. Where are ya?Copy !req
316. But I don't just want
Sonic to disappear.Copy !req
317. I want to put him in a
dungeon so I can gloat at him!Copy !req
318. No problem!Copy !req
319. You just make a few adjustments.Copy !req
320. And materialize him
wherever you want!Copy !req
321. Yiiiiiii!Copy !req
322. Don't scare me like that!Copy !req
323. What's that red switch?Copy !req
324. Don't touch that, my friend!Copy !req
325. I'm Dr. Robotnik.Copy !req
326. I touch what I want!Copy !req
327. But nobody knows what
that red switch does!Copy !req
328. We haven't had a
chance to test it yet!Copy !req
329. I'll take your DeAtomizer!Copy !req
330. And you, too!Copy !req
331. You're going along to
supervise Sonic's capture!Copy !req
332. Sorry, Doc, I couldn't.Copy !req
333. People to see, places to
go, products to peddle.Copy !req
334. Wrong!Copy !req
335. Incorrect!Copy !req
336. Unacceptable!Copy !req
337. Anything you say, Palsie!Copy !req
338. And if this newest gadget of
yours doesn't get results,Copy !req
339. you're history Palsie!Copy !req
340. Where you goin'?Copy !req
341. I'm a door to door,
tyrant to tyrant salesman.Copy !req
342. I'm really not
comfortable out in the field.Copy !req
343. Sit!Copy !req
344. Here they come!
Give me the Deatomizer.Copy !req
345. What switch is it again?Copy !req
346. No, not .. the red one!Copy !req
347. Tails, look out!Copy !req
348. Whoooaaaaaa!Copy !req
349. I'm splitttinnnggg!Copy !req
350. Well, whataya know!Copy !req
351. The red switch
makes it a cloner!Copy !req
352. Ohhh!Copy !req
353. Dr. Robotnik's not
going to like this!Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. Instead of getting rid of
Sonic, we got five of him!Copy !req
356. Don't just stand
there lookin' cool.Copy !req
357. Let's get poppin!Copy !req
358. Ready!Copy !req
359. Aim!Copy !req
360. Fire.Copy !req
361. And FIRE!Copy !req
362. Incoming popcorn!Copy !req
363. Get us out of here!Copy !req
364. Whoahhhhhhh!Copy !req
365. Hold it!Copy !req
366. Well, well, well!Copy !req
367. If it isn't Sonic the Hedgehog.Copy !req
368. Howaya!
Howaya!Copy !req
369. Where ya goin' with that?Copy !req
370. Ya like it?
Don't blame ya.Copy !req
371. Got low mileage.Copy !req
372. Good as new.Copy !req
373. You wanna lease or buy one?Copy !req
374. I wanna take a vote.Copy !req
375. Hey, guys, if this
gadget isn't reversible,Copy !req
376. should we toss
this weasel in jail?Copy !req
377. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
378. Trust me, palsey.Copy !req
379. Ya got nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
380. I'll put ya back in
one piece in a jiff!Copy !req
381. All together now!Copy !req
382. Say cheese!Copy !req
383. Chilidogs!Copy !req
384. Whoahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
385. It's you!Copy !req
386. The one and only!Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. And that's the way
want to keep it!Copy !req
389. Hey!
Where'd that weasel go?Copy !req
390. Oops!Copy !req
391. I didn't get to say thanks!Copy !req
392. Whattaya sneakin' away for?Copy !req
393. It's not you, palsey!Copy !req
394. I'm tryin' to get
away from Robotnik.Copy !req
395. You and the rest of Mobius!Copy !req
396. I never saw a tougher customer.Copy !req
397. Somebody oughta give
him what he deserves.Copy !req
398. "Somebody" just might!Copy !req
399. We know exactly how you
feel, your viciousness.Copy !req
400. Yeah. You took the
words right out of -Copy !req
401. Ow!Copy !req
402. - our mouths.Copy !req
403. There.
I feel much better.Copy !req
404. Knockety, knockety!Copy !req
405. Is the master of
the house at home?Copy !req
406. Who are you!Copy !req
407. Name's Sharkley.
Syd Sharkley.Copy !req
408. Executive Sales Manager
for "handydandy supervillainCopy !req
409. appliance
distributions, limited."Copy !req
410. Weasley's company!Copy !req
411. Get out!Copy !req
412. Wes Weasley let you down, but
I'm here to make things right!Copy !req
413. Presenting the
new, vastly improved,Copy !req
414. super stupendous,
tremendous, horrendous,Copy !req
415. Hedgehogcatching Vanquisher!Copy !req
416. Is this like your
other failures,Copy !req
417. or does it work?Copy !req
418. Good question!Copy !req
419. If there's one thing I like
it's a brilliant customer!Copy !req
420. Just watch!Copy !req
421. Oooh!Copy !req
422. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
423. It's got your basic
Darkenator.Copy !req
424. What's that noise?Copy !req
425. Oof!Copy !req
426. Plus your standard
FreezeBanger accessory.Copy !req
427. And your advanced
GravityStopper!Copy !req
428. Get me down!Copy !req
429. Oh, uh. We'll help
you, Your Rottenness!Copy !req
430. Whoaaaaa!Copy !req
431. And for the newest feature
that no hedgehog hatingCopy !req
432. fatso can resist.Copy !req
433. Whoaaaaaa!Copy !req
434. How do you like it?Copy !req
435. Compliments of the handydandy
supervillain applianceCopy !req
436. distributions, limited companyCopy !req
437. and your friendly
neighborhood feedom fighter!Copy !req
438. Bye, guys!Copy !req
439. We hate that hedgehog!Copy !req
440. Kids! It's Robo Dude,
the kid's best friend!Copy !req
441. He cleans up your room
and does all your choresCopy !req
442. while you're out having fun.Copy !req
443. Don't be a dud get a Dude!Copy !req
444. Robo Dude!Copy !req
445. Only Nine-Ninety-Eight!Copy !req
446. Plus batteries,
cleaning attachments,Copy !req
447. program chips, remote
control, storage unit,Copy !req
448. dust filter, wax dispenser
and disposable trash bags.Copy !req
449. That'll be
Ninety-Nine-Ninety-Eight.Copy !req
450. If it sounds too
good to be true,Copy !req
451. it's probably false!Copy !req