1. Nincombots!Copy !req
2. Metal Morons!Copy !req
3. Idiots!Copy !req
4. Robotic Rejects!Copy !req
5. Seditious Slabs of
Unsalubrious Circuitry!Copy !req
6. You.. You... You..Copy !req
7. Nincombots!Copy !req
8. Excuse me, Your Viciousness,
you already said that.Copy !req
9. Then allow me to
repeat myself yet again.Copy !req
10. You are Nincombots!Copy !req
11. How am I ever going to
get rid of Sonic withCopy !req
12. such unreliable help?Copy !req
13. Hello?Copy !req
14. You in there! Hello? Hello?Copy !req
15. Howahya! Howahya! Howahya!Copy !req
16. Wes Weasley's the name.Copy !req
17. Selling's the game.Copy !req
18. You need it, I got it.
Don't got it, I'll get it.Copy !req
19. Oops!
Sorry about that, palsy.Copy !req
20. Better have that looked at.Copy !req
21. You say you need reliable help?Copy !req
22. Well, say no more, friend.Copy !req
23. Look no further.Copy !req
24. Go no farther.Copy !req
25. Because I represent the
H.D.S.V.A.D.L. Company.Copy !req
26. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
27. H.D.S.V.A.D.L.Copy !req
28. AND THAT STANDS FOR HANDY
DANDY SUPERVILLAIN APPLIANCECopy !req
29. DISTRIBUTORS, LIMITED.Copy !req
30. With my gadgets your
problem is solved!Copy !req
31. Even with stoopniks.Copy !req
32. I don't like this guy.Copy !req
33. Me neither.Copy !req
34. Listen, Weasley!Copy !req
35. You are brash,
arrogant, obnoxious,Copy !req
36. pushy, rude, and
you dress funny!Copy !req
37. You're my kinda guy!Copy !req
38. We love him!Copy !req
39. What have you got?Copy !req
40. To catch a pesky groundhog?Copy !req
41. Hedgehog!Copy !req
42. Hedgehog!Copy !req
43. Sonic The Hedgehog.Copy !req
44. I'm way ahead of you, friend.Copy !req
45. Presenting the H.D.S.V.A.D.L.
Darkenator.Copy !req
46. Where there's light, there won't
be for long with The Darkenator.Copy !req
47. Let me show you how it works.Copy !req
48. Hey, who turned out the lights?Copy !req
49. I'm scared of the dark!
Hold me!Copy !req
50. Get offa me, you
chicken hearted RoboCluck!Copy !req
51. Owwwww...Copy !req
52. Okay.
Enough free demonstration.Copy !req
53. Whattaya think?Copy !req
54. I love it.Copy !req
55. Even Sonic has to
slow down in the dark.Copy !req
56. How much?Copy !req
57. For you, Doc, it's the
Onetime Special Half Price.Copy !req
58. One hundred thousand Mobiums..Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. It's the smart choice, pallee.Copy !req
61. I'll even throw in two pairs
of these nifty Infared goggles.Copy !req
62. What for?Copy !req
63. If you can see in the
dark and Sonic can't,Copy !req
64. even you can catch him!Copy !req
65. I'll take it!Copy !req
66. Here comes the Hedgehog!Copy !req
67. Activate the Darkenator!Copy !req
68. WHOAHHHH!Copy !req
69. I've heard of
darkness creeping in,Copy !req
70. but this is ridiculous!Copy !req
71. I think the
Darkenator sprung a leak!Copy !req
72. Quick! Put on the See
InTheDark Glasses!Copy !req
73. Too late!
I can't see where they are!Copy !req
74. Haha. Good thing those dumbots
are too stupid to stoop.Copy !req
75. Grounder!
Are ya there?Copy !req
76. I don't know.
I can't see where "there" is.Copy !req
77. Excuse me, fellas.Copy !req
78. I'm your local Meter Maid.Copy !req
79. I'm afraid you've both
parked in a Red Zone.Copy !req
80. It's not our fault.Copy !req
81. We can't see it.Copy !req
82. If you don't move immediately,
it's a fifty Mobiums fine!Copy !req
83. Yeeeeeoooooooo!Copy !req
84. What a couple of dumbots!Copy !req
85. Not my fault.Copy !req
86. Not the machine's.Copy !req
87. Someone'S tampered with it.Copy !req
88. Wrecked the sucker.Copy !req
89. What about my
moneyback guarantee?Copy !req
90. Sorry.Copy !req
91. Nullified with the tampering.Copy !req
92. Hate when that happens.Copy !req
93. GRRRCopy !req
94. But I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
95. Yessiree, Robotnik baby, I've
got just the thing for you.Copy !req
96. Presenting the new, improved,
undeniably grooved FreezeBanger!Copy !req
97. Shoot a blast, the heat is
past and Sonic the HedgehogCopy !req
98. loses his "fast"!Copy !req
99. Let me show you how it works.Copy !req
100. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
101. Great!Copy !req
102. I'll take two.Copy !req
103. Hey, come on, Sonic.Copy !req
104. You can jump farther than me.Copy !req
105. Buddy, when you've
got it, flaunt it.Copy !req
106. Now!Copy !req
107. Ready for a little
cold snap, hedgehog?Copy !req
108. Did someone say snap?Copy !req
109. Hup one, hup two. hike!Copy !req
110. We're freezinginging!Copy !req
111. No problema!Copy !req
112. I'll thaw ya out.Copy !req
113. Why is he helping us like this?Copy !req
114. Maybe he likes us.Copy !req
115. Really?Copy !req
116. Why not? We're Charming,
handsome, intelligent.Copy !req
117. YEAH..?Copy !req
118. Hot enough for ya?Copy !req
119. Yeah.
Nice and toasty.Copy !req
120. Hang in there.Copy !req
121. It's gonna get toastier!Copy !req
122. OOH! I think you're
starting to blush.Copy !req
123. I think you're starting to melt!Copy !req
124. A WHOAH!Copy !req
125. We're melting!Copy !req
126. WE ARE MELTING!Copy !req
127. We're melting!
We're melting!Copy !req
128. Helppp!Copy !req
129. Does this mean the Hedgehog
doesn't think we're charming,Copy !req
130. handsome and intelligent?Copy !req
131. You two are incredible.Copy !req
132. I give you surefire schemes
and you're the only thingsCopy !req
133. to catch fire.Copy !req
134. I don't know why I'm
bothering to repair you..Copy !req
135. I'm just too
sentimental for my own good.Copy !req
136. HEH, HEH, HEH!Copy !req
137. I'm baaaaackkkkkkkk!Copy !req
138. Much too sentimental!Copy !req
139. AHHHHHHH!Copy !req
140. Good as new.Copy !req
141. HOWAYA! Howaya! Howaya!Copy !req
142. Celebrating a great victory
for the FreezeBanger?Copy !req
143. You know what you
put us through?Copy !req
144. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR
FREEZEBANGER AND..Copy !req
145. Hold it!Copy !req
146. Aghhhhhh!Copy !req
147. No need to sing my
praises, no need to cheer.Copy !req
148. Just give a call and
Wes Weasley's here.Copy !req
149. Money back guarantee,
you said.Copy !req
150. Pay up!Copy !req
151. If the failure was our
part, I'd be glad to.Copy !req
152. But we're talking
pilot error here.Copy !req
153. Then someone better pay!Copy !req
154. Or else...Copy !req
155. Tell you what I'm going to do.Copy !req
156. Because you've been
such good customers,Copy !req
157. I'm gonna let you get the first
crack at our newest doozy.Copy !req
158. Presenting el fabuloso,
el stupendo,Copy !req
159. el incrediblissimo
Superduper GravityStopper!Copy !req
160. This better be good, Weasley.Copy !req
161. Allow me to
demonstrate your Robotikness.Copy !req
162. Whoa!Copy !req
163. Help! I'm afraid of heights.Copy !req
164. Woohoo!Copy !req
165. Get me down, I flunked flying!Copy !req
166. Oooof! Owwwwwwww!Copy !req
167. Works like a charm, doesn't it?Copy !req
168. I like it, Sonic will hate it.Copy !req
169. No gravity, no friction.Copy !req
170. No speed.Copy !req
171. Not a bad gimmick, huh?Copy !req
172. And if you buy now.Copy !req
173. throw in a couple of pairs of
these nifty SelfGravity Boots.Copy !req
174. Ugh!Copy !req
175. We'll take it.
Now get us down.Copy !req
176. Ask and you will receive,Copy !req
177. oh Supreme Supplier
of Endless Cash!Copy !req
178. Ahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
179. Ugh!Copy !req
180. You dumbots!Copy !req
181. Get off me and go
get that hedgehog!Copy !req
182. Ooomp!Copy !req
183. We've been on the
go for hours, Sonic.Copy !req
184. Can't we take a break?Copy !req
185. Okay, squirt.
Take a load off.Copy !req
186. I hate sittin' around
with nothin' goin' on.Copy !req
187. Nothin' goin' on?Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. So Robotnik's Badniks came
at me with a Dark RayCopy !req
190. and a Freeze Ray.Copy !req
191. What more do ya want?Copy !req
192. Action, Jackson.Copy !req
193. There!
That's better!Copy !req
194. You ready to go yet?Copy !req
195. Sorry, Little Bro'.Copy !req
196. Just keep chillin'.Copy !req
197. I know you're pooped.Copy !req
198. He wants action,
he'll get action.Copy !req
199. Sonic!
What happened?Copy !req
200. We zapped ya, brat!Copy !req
201. Yeah!Copy !req
202. And there's nothin'
you can do about it!Copy !req
203. Oh yeah?Copy !req
204. Huh?Copy !req
205. I'm weighhhhhhttlesss!Copy !req
206. Woa, Grounder!Copy !req
207. Look at that!Copy !req
208. The Hedgehog can't
run and he can't hide!Copy !req
209. Yeah!
And we got SelfGravity Boots!Copy !req
210. You're a goner, Hedgehog!Copy !req
211. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!Copy !req
212. Sonic, use your speed!Copy !req
213. Can't.Copy !req
214. Without gravity, I
can't get any footing.Copy !req
215. His speed is useless.Copy !req
216. I've been waiting for
years to hear that.Copy !req
217. We were built only
four months ago.Copy !req
218. Well, it feels like years.Copy !req
219. Okay, guys.Copy !req
220. Nice trick.
Ya got us!Copy !req
221. Wanna bring us down now?Copy !req
222. Nah.
We want to watch you squirm.Copy !req
223. Yeah.
You blue furball.Copy !req
224. Come on, guys.Copy !req
225. You won!Copy !req
226. Ya don't have to be nasty.Copy !req
227. AW, I'm sorry.Copy !req
228. No, I'm not!Copy !req
229. Let's go, Scratch!Copy !req
230. Let's' get 'em down so we
can collect the reward!Copy !req
231. Not so fast.Copy !req
232. I'm enjoying
having 'em helpless.Copy !req
233. Just turn off that
GravityStopper RayCopy !req
234. and we're yours.Copy !req
235. What's so funny?Copy !req
236. We're dumb. But we're
not that dumb!Copy !req
237. That's right.Copy !req
238. We're not that dumb!Copy !req
239. We're not?Copy !req
240. Of course not!Copy !req
241. If we shut off the
Gravity stopper machineCopy !req
242. Sonic will fall back to
the ground and run away.Copy !req
243. Oh yeah.
I knew that.Copy !req
244. Actually, guys, we can get
away even faster up here.Copy !req
245. What!Copy !req
246. Sure!Copy !req
247. with no gravity
to pull him down,Copy !req
248. Tails can tow me
anyplace I wanna go!Copy !req
249. Right, Iil bro?Copy !req
250. Pilot to passengers.Copy !req
251. Prepare to escape!Copy !req
252. We gotta stop 'em!Copy !req
253. Hold it!Copy !req
254. There's one flaw in this
plan I didn't think of.Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. One of the Klutzbots could take
off his selfgravity bootsCopy !req
257. and come up here and catch us.Copy !req
258. Really?Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. But they'd never
think of doin' that!Copy !req
261. Oh, wouldn't we?Copy !req
262. Oops! I missed.Copy !req
263. Swim about three feet
this way and try again!Copy !req
264. Nope.Copy !req
265. Looks like you're gonna
be stranded up hereCopy !req
266. for the rest of your life.Copy !req
267. Stranded?Copy !req
268. Unless, of course, you tell your
buddy to shut off the machine.Copy !req
269. Grounder!
Shut it off!Copy !req
270. HUNH?Copy !req
271. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
272. Whoaa!Copy !req
273. Ouch!Copy !req
274. That's life, guys!Copy !req
275. Ups and downs!
Ups and downs!Copy !req
276. Why do I always end up in
the Recycling Business?Copy !req
277. Thanks, Your Maliciousness!Copy !req
278. That's a real load off my mind.Copy !req
279. AH!
I feel like me again!Copy !req
280. Just my luck!Copy !req
281. Howaya, Howaya, friends!Copy !req
282. Nice to be back!Copy !req
283. But you didn't have
to arrange an escort.Copy !req
284. A simple message to my fax
machine would have worked!Copy !req
285. I'll give a simple
message to your throat!Copy !req
286. I can see you're
slightly upset.Copy !req
287. But we stand BEHIND
our products,Copy !req
288. so I'm prepared to
refund your money.Copy !req
289. You say the Gravity
stopper Cannon didn't work?Copy !req
290. Oh no,
that worked fine.Copy !req
291. It was the SelfGravity
Net that messed us up.Copy !req
292. The net?Copy !req
293. Well that presents
a prob, pallee.Copy !req
294. I threw It in for nothing so
there's nothing to refund.Copy !req
295. Cheater!Copy !req
296. Rapscallion!Copy !req
297. Flim Flammer!Copy !req
298. Whoa!Copy !req
299. Don't get so hardboiled!Copy !req
300. I'll make it right.Copy !req
301. Trust me.Copy !req
302. You have sold me contraption
after contraptionCopy !req
303. and none of them work.Copy !req
304. Au contraire, mon omelette.Copy !req
305. It's your two
stooges who don't work.Copy !req
306. My machines have
performed as promised.Copy !req
307. HMM.
You have a point.Copy !req
308. Tell you what I'm going to do...Copy !req
309. You, Palsie, will be the
first to try the all new,Copy !req
310. the one, the only H.D.S.V.A.D.L.Copy !req
311. De Atomizer!Copy !req
312. What does it do?Copy !req
313. What does it do?
What does it do?Copy !req
314. Just watch.Copy !req
315. Voila!Copy !req
316. Scratch?Copy !req
317. Where are ya?Copy !req
318. But I don't just want
Sonic to disappear.Copy !req
319. I want to put him in a
dungeon so I can gloat at him!Copy !req
320. No problem!Copy !req
321. You just make a few adjustments.Copy !req
322. And materialize him
wherever you want!Copy !req
323. Yiiiiiii!Copy !req
324. Don't scare me like that!Copy !req
325. What's that red switch?Copy !req
326. Don't touch that, my friend!Copy !req
327. I'm Dr. Robotnik.Copy !req
328. I touch what I want!Copy !req
329. But nobody knows what
that red switch does!Copy !req
330. We haven't had a
chance to test it yet!Copy !req
331. I'll take your DeAtomizer!Copy !req
332. And you, too!Copy !req
333. You're going along to
supervise Sonic's capture!Copy !req
334. Sorry, Doc, I couldn't.Copy !req
335. People to see, places to
go, products to peddle.Copy !req
336. Wrong!Copy !req
337. Incorrect!Copy !req
338. Unacceptable!Copy !req
339. Anything you say, Palsie!Copy !req
340. And if this newest gadget of
yours doesn't get results,Copy !req
341. you're history Palsie!Copy !req
342. Where you goin'?Copy !req
343. I'm a door to door,
tyrant to tyrant salesman.Copy !req
344. I'm really not
comfortable out in the field.Copy !req
345. Sit!Copy !req
346. Here they come!
Give me the Deatomizer.Copy !req
347. What switch is it again?Copy !req
348. No, not .. the red one!Copy !req
349. Tails, look out!Copy !req
350. Whoooaaaaaa!Copy !req
351. I'm splitttinnnggg!Copy !req
352. Well, whataya know!Copy !req
353. The red switch
makes it a cloner!Copy !req
354. Ohhh!Copy !req
355. Dr. Robotnik's not
going to like this!Copy !req
356. Yeah.Copy !req
357. Instead of getting rid of
Sonic, we got five of him!Copy !req
358. Don't just stand
there lookin' cool.Copy !req
359. Let's get poppin!Copy !req
360. Ready!Copy !req
361. Aim!Copy !req
362. Fire.Copy !req
363. And FIRE!Copy !req
364. Incoming popcorn!Copy !req
365. Get us out of here!Copy !req
366. Whoahhhhhhh!Copy !req
367. Hold it!Copy !req
368. Well, well, well!Copy !req
369. If it isn't Sonic the Hedgehog.Copy !req
370. Howaya!
Howaya!Copy !req
371. Where ya goin' with that?Copy !req
372. Ya like it?
Don't blame ya.Copy !req
373. Got low mileage.Copy !req
374. Good as new.Copy !req
375. You wanna lease or buy one?Copy !req
376. I wanna take a vote.Copy !req
377. Hey, guys, if this
gadget isn't reversible,Copy !req
378. should we toss
this weasel in jail?Copy !req
379. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
380. Trust me, palsey.Copy !req
381. Ya got nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
382. I'll put ya back in
one piece in a jiff!Copy !req
383. All together now!Copy !req
384. Say cheese!Copy !req
385. Chilidogs!Copy !req
386. Whoahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
387. It's you!Copy !req
388. The one and only!Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. And that's the way
want to keep it!Copy !req
391. Hey!
Where'd that weasel go?Copy !req
392. Oops!Copy !req
393. I didn't get to say thanks!Copy !req
394. Whattaya sneakin' away for?Copy !req
395. It's not you, palsey!Copy !req
396. I'm tryin' to get
away from Robotnik.Copy !req
397. You and the rest of Mobius!Copy !req
398. I never saw a tougher customer.Copy !req
399. Somebody oughta give
him what he deserves.Copy !req
400. "Somebody" just might!Copy !req
401. We know exactly how you
feel, your viciousness.Copy !req
402. Yeah. You took the
words right out of -Copy !req
403. Ow!Copy !req
404. - our mouths.Copy !req
405. There.
I feel much better.Copy !req
406. Knockety, knockety!Copy !req
407. Is the master of
the house at home?Copy !req
408. Who are you!Copy !req
409. Name's Sharkley.
Syd Sharkley.Copy !req
410. Executive Sales Manager
for "handydandy supervillainCopy !req
411. appliance
distributions, limited."Copy !req
412. Weasley's company!Copy !req
413. Get out!Copy !req
414. Wes Weasley let you down, but
I'm here to make things right!Copy !req
415. Presenting the
new, vastly improved,Copy !req
416. super stupendous,
tremendous, horrendous,Copy !req
417. Hedgehogcatching Vanquisher!Copy !req
418. Is this like your
other failures,Copy !req
419. or does it work?Copy !req
420. Good question!Copy !req
421. If there's one thing I like
it's a brilliant customer!Copy !req
422. Just watch!Copy !req
423. Oooh!Copy !req
424. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
425. It's got your basic
Darkenator.Copy !req
426. What's that noise?Copy !req
427. Oof!Copy !req
428. Plus your standard
FreezeBanger accessory.Copy !req
429. And your advanced
GravityStopper!Copy !req
430. Get me down!Copy !req
431. Oh, uh. We'll help
you, Your Rottenness!Copy !req
432. Whoaaaaa!Copy !req
433. And for the newest feature
that no hedgehog hatingCopy !req
434. fatso can resist.Copy !req
435. Whoaaaaaa!Copy !req
436. How do you like it?Copy !req
437. Compliments of the handydandy
supervillain applianceCopy !req
438. distributions, limited companyCopy !req
439. and your friendly
neighborhood feedom fighter!Copy !req
440. Bye, guys!Copy !req
441. We hate that hedgehog!Copy !req
442. Kids! It's Robo Dude,
the kid's best friend!Copy !req
443. He cleans up your room
and does all your choresCopy !req
444. while you're out having fun.Copy !req
445. Don't be a dud get a Dude!Copy !req
446. Robo Dude!Copy !req
447. Only Nine-Ninety-Eight!Copy !req
448. Plus batteries,
cleaning attachments,Copy !req
449. program chips, remote
control, storage unit,Copy !req
450. dust filter, wax dispenser
and disposable trash bags.Copy !req
451. That'll be
Ninety-Nine-Ninety-Eight.Copy !req
452. If it sounds too
good to be true,Copy !req
453. it's probably false!Copy !req