1. Someday, my friend,
the evil Dr. RobotnikCopy !req
2. will be defeated forever!Copy !req
3. But until that day
happens - Whaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
4. Uh We get to pway
in da nice mud.Copy !req
5. Whee!Copy !req
6. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
7. My new Stupidity
Ray works perfectly!Copy !req
8. One zap from this baby and
the good citizens of MobiusCopy !req
9. are too stupid to resist me!Copy !req
10. I see the ultimate test of
my invention coming up now!Copy !req
11. Why are we in
such a hurry, Sonic?Copy !req
12. Got the word that Doc Botnik
and his Bad-Egg BunchCopy !req
13. are in the area, little bud!Copy !req
14. And you know what that means!Copy !req
15. Sure do, Sonic! It means -Copy !req
16. Troubbbllleeeee!Copy !req
17. If I can just zap that
high- speed hedgehog,Copy !req
18. the rest of the planet
will be a piece of cake!Copy !req
19. Blast it, you
turbocharged troublemaker!Copy !req
20. Hold still!Copy !req
21. Ahh!Copy !req
22. Whoops!Copy !req
23. Snap out of it,
you clucking klutz!Copy !req
24. Uh.how are you feeling!Copy !req
25. Actually, I feel
fine, your Mightiness!Copy !req
26. Are you sure that
thing's working?Copy !req
27. It's working FINE.Copy !req
28. It just can't make you any
stupider than you already are.Copy !req
29. Fifty mile run through
the swamps, soldier!Copy !req
30. Move!Copy !req
31. Aw, gee, Sgt.
Dobermann...Copy !req
32. Wha?Copy !req
33. Huh?Copy !req
34. Uh. duhh Yes, SIR!Copy !req
35. Great idea, sir!Copy !req
36. This'll be FUN!Copy !req
37. Hmmmmmm.Copy !req
38. Look, pally, you want
these encyclopedias or not?Copy !req
39. They got Wes
Weasley's personal guarantee!Copy !req
40. I don't think so —all
the pages are blank!Copy !req
41. Pally pally PALLY!
You're a smart guy, right?Copy !req
42. You already know everything
you need to know, right?Copy !req
43. These encyclopedias
are'perfect for ya!Copy !req
44. I don't think so.Copy !req
45. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
46. Look! Look!Copy !req
47. I'll even throw in a set of
genuine imitation gold- platedCopy !req
48. toenail clippers!Copy !req
49. Forget it!Copy !req
50. What do you think I am —stupid?Copy !req
51. Whoooa!Copy !req
52. Wow!
A blank encyclopedia!Copy !req
53. I'll take one!Copy !req
54. No! No!
I'll take three!Copy !req
55. And the forks!
And your stinky socks!Copy !req
56. Yes! And anything else
you've got for sale!Copy !req
57. Name your price!Copy !req
58. Heh heh heh... Hmmmmmm.Copy !req
59. Whoa...Copy !req
60. Now it's time for a
Sonic- style finish!Copy !req
61. Now for a quick
spring in the fall!Copy !req
62. I've heard of
horseflies, but muleflies!Copy !req
63. Hey Doc!Copy !req
64. You're a lousy shot!Copy !req
65. Bet you can't even hit me
when I'm standing still!Copy !req
66. I'm waaiiitting!Copy !req
67. Your attitude is in
for some adjustment,Copy !req
68. you hotshot hedgehog!Copy !req
69. Uh, Your Maliciousness..Copy !req
70. Don't bother me!Copy !req
71. I'm about to
blast that blue bratnik!Copy !req
72. Leave me alone!Copy !req
73. I want to ENJOY this!Copy !req
74. Yesss.Copy !req
75. This is going to be...Copy !req
76. Oh!Copy !req
77. A real KICK!Copy !req
78. YAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
79. Doctor Robotnik!Copy !req
80. All right!
Yeah!Copy !req
81. Hah!Copy !req
82. The evil Robotnik has been
defeated for the momentCopy !req
83. I see that he has left
behind his stupidity Ray!Copy !req
84. Just what I need for
creating my kind of soldiers!Copy !req
85. I must have it!Copy !req
86. - That little gizmo
could really help my sales!Copy !req
87. I've gotta have it!Copy !req
88. Umph!Copy !req
89. Were ya boys lookin'
for this, by any chance?Copy !req
90. Yes!Copy !req
91. I order you to turn
over that device to me!Copy !req
92. Now, hold on there, pally!Copy !req
93. I'll buy it, chum!
Name yer price!Copy !req
94. Military Security is more
important than your petty cash,Copy !req
95. you pathetic peddler!Copy !req
96. NOTHING's more
important than money,Copy !req
97. you overgrown grunthead!Copy !req
98. Tell ya what; friend, I'll
even throw in a set ofCopy !req
99. blank encyclopedias!Copy !req
100. The stupidity Ray goes to ME!Copy !req
101. Yeah!Copy !req
102. You and whose army, flat-top?Copy !req
103. ARRRGH!Copy !req
104. These two slo-moes are
acting like they were hitCopy !req
105. by the ray already!Copy !req
106. Hey, you two turkeys!Copy !req
107. Check this out!Copy !req
108. Huh?
Wha?Copy !req
109. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!Copy !req
110. - That's better.Copy !req
111. Now, you two fenderheads quit
fighting and let's get back toCopy !req
112. concentrating on our
planet's REAL problemCopy !req
113. —Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
114. You stupid hedgehog!Copy !req
115. Speak of the devil!Copy !req
116. What's up, lardbelly?Copy !req
117. Want me to settle
your hash 'some more?Copy !req
118. You may have smashed
my Stupidity RayCopy !req
119. But I still remember
how to build it!Copy !req
120. And this time I
won't mess around!Copy !req
121. I'm going to build a
GIANT stupidity Ray!Copy !req
122. One big enough to
blanket the WHOLE PLANET!Copy !req
123. And when I do.Copy !req
124. I'll be able to conquer all
of Mobius in a SINGLE BLAST!Copy !req
125. Just try it!Copy !req
126. I'll be all over ya
like chili on a hotdog!Copy !req
127. And I'll be the mustard!Copy !req
128. That's what YOU think!Copy !req
129. Because I'm building THIS
ray inside my awesome,Copy !req
130. impenetrable new
Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
131. Not even YOU can get
past its dynamic defenses!Copy !req
132. By this time tomorrow, the
entire planet will be under myCopy !req
133. control —even YOU!Copy !req
134. That evil eggmeister!Copy !req
135. What are we gonna do, Sonic?Copy !req
136. Can we get inside
the Pinball Fortress?Copy !req
137. Gonna be tough, little bud!Copy !req
138. I've seen the place
—it's solid booby-traps,Copy !req
139. wall-towall!Copy !req
140. Hmmm. A NEW stupidity Ray!Copy !req
141. I could create a whole
PLANET of my kinda soldiers!Copy !req
142. A NEW stupidity Ray!Copy !req
143. I could create a
whole PLANET of suckers!Copy !req
144. I volunteer to join the mission!Copy !req
145. With my military experience,
we will be certain to beat theCopy !req
146. Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
147. No, no!
I volunteer!Copy !req
148. My company sold Robotnik
most of the traps in theCopy !req
149. Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
150. I'll know how ta
get through 'em!Copy !req
151. Get lost, snake-oil!Copy !req
152. We don't need you!Copy !req
153. What we don't need is a
thick-necked grunge-head!Copy !req
154. Oh yeah!Copy !req
155. YEAH!Copy !req
156. What do you think, Sonic?Copy !req
157. I think that between
Robotnik and these guys,Copy !req
158. we're ALL in big trouble!Copy !req
159. I'm waaaaiiitinnnng...Copy !req
160. Whew!Copy !req
161. Couldn't...Copy !req
162. couldn't we have waited
for the locals' tour bus?Copy !req
163. They don't have one!Copy !req
164. They don't?Copy !req
165. Remind me to sell them one.Copy !req
166. "SEE the
Impenetrable Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
167. VISIT the fearsome Toxic Pools!Copy !req
168. DIE in the
malicious booby traps!"Copy !req
169. I'd make a fortune!Copy !req
170. You won't have a chance unless
we get in there and defeatCopy !req
171. Doc Botnik's evil plans!Copy !req
172. Now that we are in
sight of our goal,Copy !req
173. I, as ranking military
officer, will take commandCopy !req
174. of this mission!Copy !req
175. From this point we will take the
South Pass Road to the fortress!Copy !req
176. Back off, Burr Head.Copy !req
177. I'm still calling
the shots here.Copy !req
178. And I say its time ta check
in with our eye in the sky,Copy !req
179. the high-flying Tails!Copy !req
180. What's the sitch, little bud?Copy !req
181. Looks tough, Sonic!Copy !req
182. There's some sort of breakdown
blocking the South Pass Road.Copy !req
183. Better go some other way!Copy !req
184. That's a ten-four, little buddy!Copy !req
185. What's the scoop on
our intended target?Copy !req
186. Oh, no!Copy !req
187. Robotnik and his blockheads
have almost completed theirCopy !req
188. giant Stupidity Ray!Copy !req
189. Then we're gonna speed, keed!Copy !req
190. Gotta blow, bros!Copy !req
191. No time to lose!Copy !req
192. But how are we
gonna get over there?Copy !req
193. The whole landscape is
loaded with my company's finestCopy !req
194. "Grab'em-N-Grind'em"
booby traps!Copy !req
195. We ain't gonna be
boobies, that's how!Copy !req
196. We're gonna take the skyway!Copy !req
197. Betcha can't hit it that far.Copy !req
198. Are you kidding?Copy !req
199. Watch this!Copy !req
200. Play ball!Copy !req
201. Here's the pitch!Copy !req
202. And here's the runner!Copy !req
203. He's UP! OVER! And GONE!Copy !req
204. And the fielder's
headed for the wall!Copy !req
205. He leaps!Copy !req
206. He's got it!Copy !req
207. An incredible
catch, ladies and germs!Copy !req
208. Now to bring in the side!Copy !req
209. Come on, you slomoes!Copy !req
210. Sorry, snake-oil.Copy !req
211. Only room for one on this ride.Copy !req
212. Guess we'll have to capture
the stupidity Ray without you.Copy !req
213. Oh, no you don't!Copy !req
214. You're not getting
that ray without me!Copy !req
215. Let go of me, you greedy galoot!Copy !req
216. Gimme that!Copy !req
217. Yahhh!Copy !req
218. Great, guys.Copy !req
219. Oh, just great.Copy !req
220. Nice heroic entrance.Copy !req
221. Do you read, keed?Copy !req
222. What's the scoop?Copy !req
223. Got just one word for you guys!Copy !req
224. Oh yeah?Copy !req
225. What's that?Copy !req
226. Duck!Copy !req
227. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
228. Hmm. We've got to get
through this door!Copy !req
229. Ah, that's the HDSVADL Monolith
Series Seven Door.Copy !req
230. It's solid steel, unpickable
lock, absolutely unbreakable.Copy !req
231. Take hours to cut
through there.Copy !req
232. Uh oh!Copy !req
233. We don't HAVE hours!Copy !req
234. Ah. Well, then, in that
case, there is a tiny,Copy !req
235. tiny flaw the company doesn't
like to talk about -Copy !req
236. It does have a slight
rust problem.Copy !req
237. Let's go, slo-moes!Copy !req
238. Blast!
They've gotten inside!Copy !req
239. But no matter.Copy !req
240. They'll never get
past Boss Scorpion!Copy !req
241. Gotta time this just right,
or it's bumper city!Copy !req
242. Out of my way!Copy !req
243. Wait!
Ooff!Copy !req
244. Whhooaahh!Copy !req
245. Yaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
246. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
247. Oooof!Copy !req
248. Look!Copy !req
249. Ha-ha-HAAAAAA!Copy !req
250. Thought you could invade
the mighty Pinball Fortress,Copy !req
251. did you?Copy !req
252. Well, now you
shall pay the price!Copy !req
253. Let 'em have it,
Your Incredibleness!Copy !req
254. Yeah!
Cook their gooses!Copy !req
255. Geese, you idiot!Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Never mind!Copy !req
258. Just get back to work
on the stupidity Cannon!Copy !req
259. In the meantime, I'm going
to barbecue that hedgehog!Copy !req
260. You're doomed now!Copy !req
261. Leave this to me.Copy !req
262. Ooooo, Macho!Copy !req
263. AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHH!Copy !req
264. If you're quite done.Copy !req
265. Hmm.
Well, I'M open to suggestions.Copy !req
266. Prepare to be EXTERMINATED!Copy !req
267. That wasn't the
suggestion I had in mind!Copy !req
268. Then let ME make one!Copy !req
269. But I warn you it's
a cutting remark!Copy !req
270. Very showy.Copy !req
271. But you'll never
touch my Scorpion.Copy !req
272. Now, are you finished?Copy !req
273. No, but your
metal monstrosity is!Copy !req
274. Look!Copy !req
275. What!
NOOOO!Copy !req
276. Aaaaaaaarrrgh!Copy !req
277. Come on!Copy !req
278. Blast!
They defeated my scorpion!Copy !req
279. But no matter!Copy !req
280. Because soon they'll all be
in the power of Dr. Robotnik -Copy !req
281. along with the
rest of the planet!Copy !req
282. Have you finished the
stupidity Cannon yet!Copy !req
283. I just finished
it, Your Vileness!Copy !req
284. Oh you did not!
I did!Copy !req
285. Never MIND!Copy !req
286. Just point it at that door!Copy !req
287. And when I say
"SHOOT!", you fire!Copy !req
288. Yes SIR!Copy !req
289. OW!Copy !req
290. So, my little blue friend!Copy !req
291. You think you're so smart!Copy !req
292. But as soon as you come through
that door -you're going to beCopy !req
293. stupid!Copy !req
294. Stupid enough to
even become my SLAVE!Copy !req
295. Eh?Copy !req
296. Come in.Copy !req
297. Dr. Robotnik, sir?Copy !req
298. You!Copy !req
299. Yes, sir.Copy !req
300. Just wanted to surrender, sir.Copy !req
301. WHAT!Copy !req
302. Yep.
Ya win.Copy !req
303. I give up.Copy !req
304. Sorry for all the
trouble I caused ya.Copy !req
305. Here's a small
treat to, ya know,Copy !req
306. kinda express my feelings.Copy !req
307. A treat?Copy !req
308. How sweet!Copy !req
309. Perhaps, due to
your change of heart,Copy !req
310. I'll exterminate you
somewhat painlessly.Copy !req
311. What kind of treat is it?Copy !req
312. My favorite kind.Copy !req
313. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
314. —A TRICK!Copy !req
315. Gotcha!Copy !req
316. Aaaaaaargh!Copy !req
317. And now we can destroy your
stupidity Ray once and for all!Copy !req
318. NO!Copy !req
319. That Stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
320. It will allow me to create the
most obedient army in the world!Copy !req
321. NO!Copy !req
322. That stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
323. It will allow me to become
the most successful salesmanCopy !req
324. in the world!Copy !req
325. NO!Copy !req
326. Oh Brother, here we go again!Copy !req
327. The stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
328. I built it and you
can't have it!Copy !req
329. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!Copy !req
330. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
331. Then we blast you first.Copy !req
332. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
333. What was that, Your Hideousness?Copy !req
334. I said "SHOOT," you dimbot!Copy !req
335. Uh-oh...Copy !req
336. Uh-oh.Copy !req
337. You okay, Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
338. I... fine. Ooh!Copy !req
339. Pretty handle.Copy !req
340. He pulled the destruct lever!Copy !req
341. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
342. You realize this
voids your warranty!Copy !req
343. YAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
344. Uh-oh!Copy !req
345. Time ta jump ship, mates!Copy !req
346. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
347. Um -You realize I
can't hold you...Copy !req
348. Waaaahhhhh!Copy !req
349. Well, that takes care
of the stupidity Ray.Copy !req
350. Sorry, you two.Copy !req
351. Ah, well.Copy !req
352. The best soldiers
are smart ones anyway.Copy !req
353. Yeah, and having a whole planet
of suckers would take all theCopy !req
354. fun out of my job.Copy !req
355. Well, thanks for
the help anyway.Copy !req
356. We made quite a team!Copy !req
357. Sure did!Copy !req
358. Sure did!Copy !req
359. NOT!Copy !req
360. Hee hee,
Let's do that AGAIN!Copy !req
361. Scratch &
NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!Copy !req
362. AAAAAAGHHHH!Copy !req
363. Duh, I think I
hate that Hedgehog,Copy !req
364. but I dunno for
sure... Wheeeeeee!Copy !req
365. At last my new
stupidity ray gun is finished.Copy !req
366. Oh, shoot!Copy !req
367. Uh-oh oops.Copy !req
368. Y'know, pals, there's
three ways not to be stupid.Copy !req
369. One, stay in school.Copy !req
370. Two, stay in school.Copy !req
371. Three, don't forget one and two.Copy !req