1. Someday, my friend,
the evil Dr. RobotnikCopy !req
2. will be defeated forever!Copy !req
3. But until that day
happens - Whaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
4. Uh We get to pway
in da nice mud.Copy !req
5. Whee!Copy !req
6. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
7. My new Stupidity
Ray works perfectly!Copy !req
8. One zap from this baby and
the good citizens of MobiusCopy !req
9. are too stupid to resist me!Copy !req
10. I see the ultimate test of
my invention coming up now!Copy !req
11. Why are we in
such a hurry, Sonic?Copy !req
12. Got the word that Doc Botnik
and his Bad-Egg BunchCopy !req
13. are in the area, little bud!Copy !req
14. And you know what that means!Copy !req
15. Sure do, Sonic! It means -Copy !req
16. Troubbbllleeeee!Copy !req
17. If I can just zap that
high- speed hedgehog,Copy !req
18. the rest of the planet
will be a piece of cake!Copy !req
19. Blast it, you
turbocharged troublemaker!Copy !req
20. Hold still!Copy !req
21. Ahh!Copy !req
22. Whoops!Copy !req
23. Snap out of it,
you clucking klutz!Copy !req
24. Actually, I feel
fine, your Mightiness!Copy !req
25. Are you sure that
thing's working?Copy !req
26. It's working FINE.Copy !req
27. It just can't make you any
stupider than you already are.Copy !req
28. Fifty mile run through
the swamps, soldier!Copy !req
29. Move!Copy !req
30. Aw, gee, Sgt.
Dobermann...Copy !req
31. Wha?Copy !req
32. Huh?Copy !req
33. Uh. duhh Yes, SIR!Copy !req
34. Great idea, sir!Copy !req
35. This'll be FUN!Copy !req
36. Hmmmmmm.Copy !req
37. Look, pally, you want
these encyclopedias or not?Copy !req
38. They got Wes
Weasley's personal guarantee!Copy !req
39. I don't think so —all
the pages are blank!Copy !req
40. Pally pally PALLY!
You're a smart guy, right?Copy !req
41. You already know everything
you need to know, right?Copy !req
42. These encyclopedias
are'perfect for ya!Copy !req
43. I don't think so.Copy !req
44. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
45. Look! Look!Copy !req
46. I'll even throw in a set of
genuine imitation gold- platedCopy !req
47. toenail clippers!Copy !req
48. Forget it!Copy !req
49. What do you think I am —stupid?Copy !req
50. Whoooa!Copy !req
51. Wow!
A blank encyclopedia!Copy !req
52. I'll take one!Copy !req
53. No! No!
I'll take three!Copy !req
54. And the forks!
And your stinky socks!Copy !req
55. Yes! And anything else
you've got for sale!Copy !req
56. Name your price!Copy !req
57. Heh heh heh... Hmmmmmm.Copy !req
58. Whoa...Copy !req
59. Now it's time for a
Sonic- style finish!Copy !req
60. Now for a quick
spring in the fall!Copy !req
61. I've heard of
horseflies, but muleflies!Copy !req
62. Hey Doc!Copy !req
63. You're a lousy shot!Copy !req
64. Bet you can't even hit me
when I'm standing still!Copy !req
65. I'm waaiiitting!Copy !req
66. Your attitude is in
for some adjustment,Copy !req
67. you hotshot hedgehog!Copy !req
68. Uh, Your Maliciousness..Copy !req
69. Don't bother me!Copy !req
70. I'm about to
blast that blue bratnik!Copy !req
71. Leave me alone!Copy !req
72. I want to ENJOY this!Copy !req
73. Yesss.Copy !req
74. This is going to be...Copy !req
75. Oh!Copy !req
76. A real KICK!Copy !req
77. YAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
78. Doctor Robotnik!Copy !req
79. All right!
Yeah!Copy !req
80. Hah!Copy !req
81. The evil Robotnik has been
defeated for the momentCopy !req
82. I see that he has left
behind his stupidity Ray!Copy !req
83. Just what I need for
creating my kind of soldiers!Copy !req
84. I must have it!Copy !req
85. - That little gizmo
could really help my sales!Copy !req
86. I've gotta have it!Copy !req
87. Umph!Copy !req
88. Were ya boys lookin'
for this, by any chance?Copy !req
89. Yes!Copy !req
90. I order you to turn
over that device to me!Copy !req
91. Now, hold on there, pally!Copy !req
92. I'll buy it, chum!
Name yer price!Copy !req
93. Military Security is more
important than your petty cash,Copy !req
94. you pathetic peddler!Copy !req
95. NOTHING's more
important than money,Copy !req
96. you overgrown grunthead!Copy !req
97. Tell ya what; friend, I'll
even throw in a set ofCopy !req
98. blank encyclopedias!Copy !req
99. The stupidity Ray goes to ME!Copy !req
100. Yeah!Copy !req
101. You and whose army, flat-top?Copy !req
102. ARRRGH!Copy !req
103. These two slo-moes are
acting like they were hitCopy !req
104. by the ray already!Copy !req
105. Hey, you two turkeys!Copy !req
106. Check this out!Copy !req
107. Huh?
Wha?Copy !req
108. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!Copy !req
109. - That's better.Copy !req
110. Now, you two fenderheads quit
fighting and let's get back toCopy !req
111. concentrating on our
planet's REAL problemCopy !req
112. —Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
113. You stupid hedgehog!Copy !req
114. Speak of the devil!Copy !req
115. What's up, lardbelly?Copy !req
116. Want me to settle
your hash 'some more?Copy !req
117. You may have smashed
my Stupidity RayCopy !req
118. But I still remember
how to build it!Copy !req
119. And this time I
won't mess around!Copy !req
120. I'm going to build a
GIANT stupidity Ray!Copy !req
121. One big enough to
blanket the WHOLE PLANET!Copy !req
122. And when I do.Copy !req
123. I'll be able to conquer all
of Mobius in a SINGLE BLAST!Copy !req
124. Just try it!Copy !req
125. I'll be all over ya
like chili on a hotdog!Copy !req
126. And I'll be the mustard!Copy !req
127. That's what YOU think!Copy !req
128. Because I'm building THIS
ray inside my awesome,Copy !req
129. impenetrable new
Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
130. Not even YOU can get
past its dynamic defenses!Copy !req
131. By this time tomorrow, the
entire planet will be under myCopy !req
132. control —even YOU!Copy !req
133. That evil eggmeister!Copy !req
134. What are we gonna do, Sonic?Copy !req
135. Can we get inside
the Pinball Fortress?Copy !req
136. Gonna be tough, little bud!Copy !req
137. I've seen the place
—it's solid booby-traps,Copy !req
138. wall-towall!Copy !req
139. Hmmm. A NEW stupidity Ray!Copy !req
140. I could create a whole
PLANET of my kinda soldiers!Copy !req
141. A NEW stupidity Ray!Copy !req
142. I could create a
whole PLANET of suckers!Copy !req
143. I volunteer to join the mission!Copy !req
144. With my military experience,
we will be certain to beat theCopy !req
145. Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
146. No, no!
I volunteer!Copy !req
147. My company sold Robotnik
most of the traps in theCopy !req
148. Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
149. I'll know how ta
get through 'em!Copy !req
150. Get lost, snake-oil!Copy !req
151. We don't need you!Copy !req
152. What we don't need is a
thick-necked grunge-head!Copy !req
153. Oh yeah!Copy !req
154. YEAH!Copy !req
155. What do you think, Sonic?Copy !req
156. I think that between
Robotnik and these guys,Copy !req
157. we're ALL in big trouble!Copy !req
158. I'm waaaaiiitinnnng...Copy !req
159. Whew!Copy !req
160. Couldn't...Copy !req
161. couldn't we have waited
for the locals' tour bus?Copy !req
162. They don't have one!Copy !req
163. They don't?Copy !req
164. Remind me to sell them one.Copy !req
165. "SEE the
Impenetrable Pinball Fortress!Copy !req
166. VISIT the fearsome Toxic Pools!Copy !req
167. DIE in the
malicious booby traps!"Copy !req
168. I'd make a fortune!Copy !req
169. You won't have a chance unless
we get in there and defeatCopy !req
170. Doc Botnik's evil plans!Copy !req
171. Now that we are in
sight of our goal,Copy !req
172. I, as ranking military
officer, will take commandCopy !req
173. of this mission!Copy !req
174. From this point we will take the
South Pass Road to the fortress!Copy !req
175. Back off, Burr Head.Copy !req
176. I'm still calling
the shots here.Copy !req
177. And I say its time ta check
in with our eye in the sky,Copy !req
178. the high-flying Tails!Copy !req
179. What's the sitch, little bud?Copy !req
180. Looks tough, Sonic!Copy !req
181. There's some sort of breakdown
blocking the South Pass Road.Copy !req
182. Better go some other way!Copy !req
183. That's a ten-four, little buddy!Copy !req
184. What's the scoop on
our intended target?Copy !req
185. Oh, no!Copy !req
186. Robotnik and his blockheads
have almost completed theirCopy !req
187. giant Stupidity Ray!Copy !req
188. Then we're gonna speed, keed!Copy !req
189. Gotta blow, bros!Copy !req
190. No time to lose!Copy !req
191. But how are we
gonna get over there?Copy !req
192. The whole landscape is
loaded with my company's finestCopy !req
193. "Grab'em-N-Grind'em"
booby traps!Copy !req
194. We ain't gonna be
boobies, that's how!Copy !req
195. We're gonna take the skyway!Copy !req
196. Betcha can't hit it that far.Copy !req
197. Are you kidding?Copy !req
198. Watch this!Copy !req
199. Play ball!Copy !req
200. Here's the pitch!Copy !req
201. And here's the runner!Copy !req
202. He's UP! OVER! And GONE!Copy !req
203. And the fielder's
headed for the wall!Copy !req
204. He leaps!Copy !req
205. He's got it!Copy !req
206. An incredible
catch, ladies and germs!Copy !req
207. Now to bring in the side!Copy !req
208. Come on, you slomoes!Copy !req
209. Sorry, snake-oil.Copy !req
210. Only room for one on this ride.Copy !req
211. Guess we'll have to capture
the stupidity Ray without you.Copy !req
212. Oh, no you don't!Copy !req
213. You're not getting
that ray without me!Copy !req
214. Let go of me, you greedy galoot!Copy !req
215. Gimme that!Copy !req
216. Yahhh!Copy !req
217. Great, guys.Copy !req
218. Oh, just great.Copy !req
219. Nice heroic entrance.Copy !req
220. Do you read, keed?Copy !req
221. What's the scoop?Copy !req
222. Got just one word for you guys!Copy !req
223. Oh yeah?Copy !req
224. What's that?Copy !req
225. Duck!Copy !req
226. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
227. Hmm. We've got to get
through this door!Copy !req
228. Ah, that's the HDSVADL Monolith
Series Seven Door.Copy !req
229. It's solid steel, unpickable
lock, absolutely unbreakable.Copy !req
230. Take hours to cut
through there.Copy !req
231. Uh oh!Copy !req
232. We don't HAVE hours!Copy !req
233. Ah. Well, then, in that
case, there is a tiny,Copy !req
234. tiny flaw the company doesn't
like to talk about -Copy !req
235. It does have a slight
rust problem.Copy !req
236. Let's go, slo-moes!Copy !req
237. Blast!
They've gotten inside!Copy !req
238. But no matter.Copy !req
239. They'll never get
past Boss Scorpion!Copy !req
240. Gotta time this just right,
or it's bumper city!Copy !req
241. Out of my way!Copy !req
242. Wait!
Ooff!Copy !req
243. Whhooaahh!Copy !req
244. Yaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
245. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
246. Oooof!Copy !req
247. Look!Copy !req
248. Ha-ha-HAAAAAA!Copy !req
249. Thought you could invade
the mighty Pinball Fortress,Copy !req
250. did you?Copy !req
251. Well, now you
shall pay the price!Copy !req
252. Let 'em have it,
Your Incredibleness!Copy !req
253. Yeah!
Cook their gooses!Copy !req
254. Geese, you idiot!Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. Never mind!Copy !req
257. Just get back to work
on the stupidity Cannon!Copy !req
258. In the meantime, I'm going
to barbecue that hedgehog!Copy !req
259. You're doomed now!Copy !req
260. Leave this to me.Copy !req
261. Ooooo, Macho!Copy !req
262. AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHH!Copy !req
263. If you're quite done.Copy !req
264. Hmm.
Well, I'M open to suggestions.Copy !req
265. Prepare to be EXTERMINATED!Copy !req
266. That wasn't the
suggestion I had in mind!Copy !req
267. Then let ME make one!Copy !req
268. But I warn you it's
a cutting remark!Copy !req
269. Very showy.Copy !req
270. But you'll never
touch my Scorpion.Copy !req
271. Now, are you finished?Copy !req
272. No, but your
metal monstrosity is!Copy !req
273. Look!Copy !req
274. What!
NOOOO!Copy !req
275. Aaaaaaaarrrgh!Copy !req
276. Come on!Copy !req
277. Blast!
They defeated my scorpion!Copy !req
278. But no matter!Copy !req
279. Because soon they'll all be
in the power of Dr. Robotnik -Copy !req
280. along with the
rest of the planet!Copy !req
281. Have you finished the
stupidity Cannon yet!Copy !req
282. I just finished
it, Your Vileness!Copy !req
283. Oh you did not!
I did!Copy !req
284. Never MIND!Copy !req
285. Just point it at that door!Copy !req
286. And when I say
"SHOOT!", you fire!Copy !req
287. Yes SIR!Copy !req
288. OW!Copy !req
289. So, my little blue friend!Copy !req
290. You think you're so smart!Copy !req
291. But as soon as you come through
that door -you're going to beCopy !req
292. stupid!Copy !req
293. Stupid enough to
even become my SLAVE!Copy !req
294. Eh?Copy !req
295. Come in.Copy !req
296. Dr. Robotnik, sir?Copy !req
297. You!Copy !req
298. Yes, sir.Copy !req
299. Just wanted to surrender, sir.Copy !req
300. WHAT!Copy !req
301. Yep.
Ya win.Copy !req
302. I give up.Copy !req
303. Sorry for all the
trouble I caused ya.Copy !req
304. Here's a small
treat to, ya know,Copy !req
305. kinda express my feelings.Copy !req
306. A treat?Copy !req
307. How sweet!Copy !req
308. Perhaps, due to
your change of heart,Copy !req
309. I'll exterminate you
somewhat painlessly.Copy !req
310. What kind of treat is it?Copy !req
311. My favorite kind.Copy !req
312. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
313. —A TRICK!Copy !req
314. Gotcha!Copy !req
315. Aaaaaaargh!Copy !req
316. And now we can destroy your
stupidity Ray once and for all!Copy !req
317. NO!Copy !req
318. That Stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
319. It will allow me to create the
most obedient army in the world!Copy !req
320. NO!Copy !req
321. That stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
322. It will allow me to become
the most successful salesmanCopy !req
323. in the world!Copy !req
324. NO!Copy !req
325. Oh Brother, here we go again!Copy !req
326. The stupidity Ray is MINE!Copy !req
327. I built it and you
can't have it!Copy !req
328. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!Copy !req
329. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
330. Then we blast you first.Copy !req
331. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
332. What was that, Your Hideousness?Copy !req
333. I said "SHOOT," you dimbot!Copy !req
334. Uh-oh...Copy !req
335. Uh-oh.Copy !req
336. You okay, Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
337. I... fine. Ooh!Copy !req
338. Pretty handle.Copy !req
339. He pulled the destruct lever!Copy !req
340. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
341. You realize this
voids your warranty!Copy !req
342. YAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
343. Uh-oh!Copy !req
344. Time ta jump ship, mates!Copy !req
345. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
346. Um -You realize I
can't hold you...Copy !req
347. Waaaahhhhh!Copy !req
348. Well, that takes care
of the stupidity Ray.Copy !req
349. Sorry, you two.Copy !req
350. Ah, well.Copy !req
351. The best soldiers
are smart ones anyway.Copy !req
352. Yeah, and having a whole planet
of suckers would take all theCopy !req
353. fun out of my job.Copy !req
354. Well, thanks for
the help anyway.Copy !req
355. We made quite a team!Copy !req
356. Sure did!Copy !req
357. Sure did!Copy !req
358. NOT!Copy !req
359. Hee hee,
Let's do that AGAIN!Copy !req
360. Scratch &
NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!Copy !req
361. AAAAAAGHHHH!Copy !req
362. Duh, I think I
hate that Hedgehog,Copy !req
363. but I dunno for
sure... Wheeeeeee!Copy !req
364. At last my new
stupidity ray gun is finished.Copy !req
365. Oh, shoot!Copy !req
366. Uh-oh oops.Copy !req
367. Y'know, pals, there's
three ways not to be stupid.Copy !req
368. One, stay in school.Copy !req
369. Two, stay in school.Copy !req
370. Three, don't forget one and two.Copy !req