1. You're all washed up, you big
deal, "I'm a hero", rodentCopy !req
2. wise-guy pain in the neck!Copy !req
3. Yeah, sonic, see ya
around and around and around!Copy !req
4. YEOOW!Copy !req
5. Sonic!
I'm gettin' dizzy!Copy !req
6. Whoahhhhh!Copy !req
7. You're also gettin' that
annoying static cling,Copy !req
8. little bud!Copy !req
9. And now that you're fluffed and
dried It's time to turn onCopy !req
10. Dr. Robotnik's Automatic
static Shmatic Beam.Copy !req
11. You'll be destroyed by
your own body's electricity!Copy !req
12. Ooh, I hate it
when that happens!Copy !req
13. I've got an idea!Copy !req
14. Sorry I didn't hear that.Copy !req
15. Could be a little too much.Copy !req
16. STATIC!Copy !req
17. Oops!
We're gonna get it now!Copy !req
18. Incoming!Copy !req
19. AAAAAGHHHHH!Copy !req
20. Hmmm!Copy !req
21. Robotnik must do his wash here!Copy !req
22. Right. Like Robotnik
washes his underwear.Copy !req
23. So long!Copy !req
24. Well, that was the
video tape, boys.Copy !req
25. What do you have to'
say for yourselves?Copy !req
26. I laughed...Copy !req
27. I cried..Copy !req
28. I give it a thumbs up!Copy !req
29. I give it a thumb
and two fingers!Copy !req
30. No, uh, THREE
thumbs and four fingers!Copy !req
31. Well, I do have
one small criticism.Copy !req
32. The ending.Copy !req
33. It was a little..Copy !req
34. PREDICTABLE!Copy !req
35. I might as well face it -with
you two idiots working for me,Copy !req
36. it may take me
YEARS to catch Sonic.Copy !req
37. He's more of an idiot than me!Copy !req
38. No, he is!Copy !req
39. I'll be an old man.Copy !req
40. So will Sonic!Copy !req
41. Yeah.
He'll be easier to catch then!Copy !req
42. That's idiotic.
Oh! But it's perfect!Copy !req
43. Perfect!Copy !req
44. Your stupidity has
finally paid off!Copy !req
45. I'm stupider than he is!Copy !req
46. No you're not.
I am!Copy !req
47. I'll invent a ray that will
prematurely age Sonic until he'sCopy !req
48. just a wrinkled
old bag of bones.Copy !req
49. Even you two morons can catch
him when he's slowed downCopy !req
50. to a crawl.Copy !req
51. It'll be just like
takin' candy from a baby!Copy !req
52. Er, urn, a really OLD baby.Copy !req
53. Welcome to the rat race!Copy !req
54. Senior Division!Copy !req
55. Four thousand sixty two
grandchildren and not ONECopy !req
56. comes to visit!Copy !req
57. My Decrepitizing Ray works!Copy !req
58. Get ready to
retire, Gramps Hedgehog!Copy !req
59. Permanently!Copy !req
60. I'm hungry.Copy !req
61. Sonic promised he'd be right
back with some major munchables!Copy !req
62. Have I ever lied
to ya, li'l buddy?Copy !req
63. Oh boy!
Whadja get?Copy !req
64. Chili dogs!Copy !req
65. Is there anything else?Copy !req
66. Uh, looks a little dry, huh?Copy !req
67. That's cause they're
INSTANT chili dogs.Copy !req
68. Check this out!Copy !req
69. Better eating through chemistry!Copy !req
70. Ummm!Copy !req
71. Delicious!Copy !req
72. And there's more
where that came from!Copy !req
73. Look!
- Wow!Copy !req
74. Hmmm..Copy !req
75. it tastes like MUD!Copy !req
76. Ptooie!Copy !req
77. That's 'cause it
IS mud, li'l buddy.Copy !req
78. I was pointin' THERE!Copy !req
79. Wow! A whole
"Insta-food" factory!Copy !req
80. Yeah. And they even
want food tasters!Copy !req
81. Keep it comin'!Copy !req
82. The service in this
place is too slow!Copy !req
83. Let's go into turbo-munch!Copy !req
84. Hey!
I've got a better idea!Copy !req
85. Whoa!Copy !req
86. GULP! GULP! GULP!Copy !req
87. Not bad!Copy !req
88. Now for something
to wash it down!Copy !req
89. I think I just lost my appetite.Copy !req
90. That's not all
you're gonna lose!Copy !req
91. Sorry to eat and run,
but I gotta bUzz, cuz!Copy !req
92. Whoooaa!Copy !req
93. Ummph!Copy !req
94. What were you waiting for?Copy !req
95. Blast him!Copy !req
96. I thought YOU were
gonna blast him!Copy !req
97. Come on, Tails.Copy !req
98. It's happy trails!Copy !req
99. Just one little sip of water.Copy !req
100. Ahh!Copy !req
101. Uh oh.Copy !req
102. It must a been
somethin' you ate!Copy !req
103. Uh oh.Copy !req
104. Here come'Tweedle Dum
and Tweedle Dummer!Copy !req
105. Let's race, Ace!Copy !req
106. Sonic!
Help!Copy !req
107. I'm stuck!Copy !req
108. You better start
digestin' PRONTO!Copy !req
109. Now remember what
our glorious leader,Copy !req
110. Dr. Robotnik said.Copy !req
111. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
112. "First trap them,
then press the uhCopy !req
113. 'Cause the last time
you really BLEW it!Copy !req
114. Hmmm, the BLUE "button!Copy !req
115. What?
NOOOOO!Copy !req
116. You put it in
reverse, you ninnie!Copy !req
117. Hey, that's quite a
metabolism you got there!Copy !req
118. Woah!Copy !req
119. What's with the mood lighting?Copy !req
120. That tickles!Copy !req
121. I gotta go potty!Copy !req
122. Now you went and did it!Copy !req
123. Oh, no!Copy !req
124. You're the one who did it!Copy !req
125. If you hadn't confused me, I
wouldn't have pushed the redCopy !req
126. button instead of -Copy !req
127. You still don't have it
right, battery brain!Copy !req
128. If I've told you once, I've
told you a hundred timesCopy !req
129. Goo goo poo-poo!Copy !req
130. Goo goo poo poo?Copy !req
131. No, you never said that!Copy !req
132. Ahhhh!Copy !req
133. Looks like the
Decrepitizer's decrepitized!Copy !req
134. I'll fix it, mister.Copy !req
135. I'm real good at fixin'
things, really, mister,Copy !req
136. okay mister, can I, hUh, can I?Copy !req
137. No, you little brat.Copy !req
138. Gimme that!Copy !req
139. I'll tell my mommmy!Copy !req
140. Let the kid fix it!Copy !req
141. Anything to stop that racket!Copy !req
142. Sucker!Copy !req
143. What was that?Copy !req
144. Thank you mister
chicken robot man!Copy !req
145. I just gotta put the doohickey
on the thingamabob and connectCopy !req
146. the spring to the sproing!Copy !req
147. There!
All done!Copy !req
148. Now look what you did!Copy !req
149. Can we eat now?Copy !req
150. Hmm!
Whaddaya know-it works!Copy !req
151. An' I fixed it!
Toldja!Copy !req
152. What is it?Copy !req
153. Oh, it's... uh... It's a.Copy !req
154. a... camera. Yeah,
yeah. That's it!Copy !req
155. It's a.. yeah... I'm gonna take
a beautiful picture of you,Copy !req
156. okay?Copy !req
157. Cheese!Copy !req
158. Over here!
How's this!Copy !req
159. Wanna closeup?Copy !req
160. Aim it there!
There!Copy !req
161. This way,
no, no, no!Copy !req
162. Stay still,
ya little brat!Copy !req
163. Can I take your pitcher now?Copy !req
164. Can I, huh? Huh? Can I? Can I?Copy !req
165. Leggo!
Gimme that!Copy !req
166. Hey!
Two against one!Copy !req
167. Ya big bullies!Copy !req
168. No fair!
I'm tellin'!Copy !req
169. Oh! I've got one thing
to say to you, kid.Copy !req
170. Goo goo poo poo.Copy !req
171. Goo goo poo poo!Copy !req
172. And that goes double for me!Copy !req
173. WOOOOAAHHH!Copy !req
174. Got it!Copy !req
175. No, I got it!Copy !req
176. It doesn't matter who got it.Copy !req
177. It don't?
Why?Copy !req
178. 'Cause we're both gonna get it!Copy !req
179. It's the Scratch
'n Grounder Show!Copy !req
180. My fave!Copy !req
181. 'My fabe!Copy !req
182. Whoa!Copy !req
183. What happened?Copy !req
184. The usual.Copy !req
185. Doctor Robotnik!Copy !req
186. Roctod Dotobnik!Copy !req
187. Pull yourself
together, nincombot!Copy !req
188. I send you off to do one
simple thing and what happens?Copy !req
189. Ooh..
ooh... ooh, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
190. Scratch?Copy !req
191. We goofed up, turned Sonic into
a baby instead of an old man andCopy !req
192. now we got freeze dried
and you're REAL ticked off?Copy !req
193. Correct!Copy !req
194. I'll just give you
one more chance!Copy !req
195. What can't if catch Sonic we?Copy !req
196. This time even YOU
should be able to catch him.Copy !req
197. After all.Copy !req
198. it's NAP TIME!Copy !req
199. And the brats are helpless!Copy !req
200. Time to decrepitize that
toddling twitCopy !req
201. and his drooly little friend!Copy !req
202. Hmmm... not quite the
design I remembered.Copy !req
203. Oh well, genius is genius!Copy !req
204. Go ahead!
Make my day!Copy !req
205. KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
206. Your pettiness,
just to make sure..Copy !req
207. The RED button,
you monkey wrench!Copy !req
208. I knew that!Copy !req
209. Ready... aim.. Fire!Copy !req
210. You stupid cretins.Copy !req
211. Look what you did to Wobotnik!Copy !req
212. Me vewwy mad now!Copy !req
213. VEWWY mad!Copy !req
214. AAAAAAHHHH!Copy !req
215. Whaa!Copy !req
216. Uh oh!
We're gonna get it now!Copy !req
217. Maybe not now, but
when he grows up!Copy !req
218. Hey, look!Copy !req
219. A new kid!Copy !req
220. Hey, kid, wanna play
with us? Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
221. Wobotnik don't like pway.Copy !req
222. Like bweak things!Copy !req
223. Like squash things!Copy !req
224. Like YOU!Copy !req
225. Well, I don't like you!Copy !req
226. You're a -Copy !req
227. Goo goo poo poo!Copy !req
228. Zackly!Copy !req
229. Ooh!Copy !req
230. Wobotnik weally mad now!Copy !req
231. Me hate cweam pie!Copy !req
232. Chocowate not bad!Copy !req
233. But me still gonna get ya!Copy !req
234. Ooooofff!Copy !req
235. WAAAAAHHHH!Copy !req
236. Now what's the matter with
you three little angels?Copy !req
237. WE WANT ICE CREAM!Copy !req
238. Ide breem!Copy !req
239. What you poor darlings need
is someone to look after you!Copy !req
240. Now you boys will have to stay
here with me in the Day CareCopy !req
241. Center until we can
find out where you belong.Copy !req
242. I'm Ms. Saccharine and we're
going to have a wonderful timeCopy !req
243. today...Copy !req
244. Whoah!Copy !req
245. Gweat stuff!Copy !req
246. I'm gonna like it here!Copy !req
247. Wobotnik has pwan! Hee hee.Copy !req
248. Now we'll all go
into the play yard.Copy !req
249. First I get wid of wittle sonic,
then take over pway yard...Copy !req
250. then whole pwanet!
Hee heee!Copy !req
251. We gotta get Dr. Robotnik
outta there and back to normal.Copy !req
252. Yeah, but how?Copy !req
253. Hmmmmm.Copy !req
254. Wait!
I got it!Copy !req
255. A head?Copy !req
256. No, no!
An idea, you maroon!Copy !req
257. Come on!Copy !req
258. Wheeeeee!Copy !req
259. Teeter totter go boom!Copy !req
260. Hee Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!Copy !req
261. Are they not
sharing with you, dear?Copy !req
262. Naaah!Copy !req
263. Everybody gets a turn, children.Copy !req
264. No! No! Me no wanna!Copy !req
265. Watch me go REAL high!Copy !req
266. YEOOOOOWWW!Copy !req
267. It's a bird! It's a
plane! It's-Copy !req
268. Oh My!Copy !req
269. Let's try not to have
any more accidents.Copy !req
270. We're here from the, uh,
Department of Lost Kids.Copy !req
271. Uh, yeah!Copy !req
272. We're here to
pick up those brats,Copy !req
273. uh, I mean children ya found..Copy !req
274. Can I see your badges?Copy !req
275. Badges?Copy !req
276. We don't need no stinkin'Copy !req
277. Aahhh!Copy !req
278. I knew that black
belt in Tai Kwon DoCopy !req
279. would come in handy one day...Copy !req
280. We'll never save
our glorious leader..Copy !req
281. I got it!Copy !req
282. Another idea?Copy !req
283. No, a headache!Copy !req
284. Ahh!Copy !req
285. Now me get that
bad fuzzy hedgehog.Copy !req
286. Me sooo smart!Copy !req
287. Wow! Someone planted
some jelly beans!Copy !req
288. YUM!Copy !req
289. Now what do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
290. You mustn't eat so many sweets.Copy !req
291. Time to brush-brushbrush
those teeth-teeth-teeth.Copy !req
292. Dwat!Copy !req
293. Double dwat!Copy !req
294. Yum!Copy !req
295. Yuck!Copy !req
296. Onwy bwack and
gween jewwy beans weft!Copy !req
297. Mmmm...Copy !req
298. Wed jewwy beans, yummy!Copy !req
299. Ulp!Copy !req
300. Wow!Copy !req
301. Nice doggy!Copy !req
302. Fetch!Copy !req
303. - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!Copy !req
304. I like him!Copy !req
305. He plays good.Copy !req
306. Okay, on the count of three.Copy !req
307. One...Copy !req
308. Two...Copy !req
309. Oof!Copy !req
310. Oohh!Copy !req
311. Wobotnik gonna fwow up.Copy !req
312. There you are, you
little rascal.Copy !req
313. You mustn't play outside!Copy !req
314. Ugh!Copy !req
315. Check it out!Copy !req
316. Turbo tot!Copy !req
317. Weee!Copy !req
318. Way ta go, girls!
Watch me now!Copy !req
319. Now they see!Copy !req
320. Wobotnik not born yesterday..Copy !req
321. Day BEFORE yesterday!Copy !req
322. Betcha can't do THIS!Copy !req
323. Can too!
- Can not!Copy !req
324. Can to!
- Not!Copy !req
325. To!Copy !req
326. Hee Hee!Copy !req
327. Told ya!Copy !req
328. Show me again!Copy !req
329. Umph!Copy !req
330. Aahhhh!Copy !req
331. Umph!Copy !req
332. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaCopy !req
333. HELLLLLLLP!Copy !req
334. Hi, boss.Copy !req
335. Boss?
BOSS!Copy !req
336. I WANNA GWOW UP!Copy !req
337. I say it's worth a try!Copy !req
338. What if he gets even younger?Copy !req
339. Now remember, try
the BLUE button!Copy !req
340. Me mad!Copy !req
341. Me vewwy very incredibly
indescribably angry withCopy !req
342. you two idiots!Copy !req
343. It's me!
The old me!Copy !req
344. I'm back!
And I'm bad!Copy !req
345. Can I help you?Copy !req
346. I'm here to claim my children.Copy !req
347. They were lost today.Copy !req
348. I've been quite frantic.Copy !req
349. Do I know you?Copy !req
350. Well, I have conquered
MOST of this planet...Copy !req
351. That might be it.Copy !req
352. You SMELL familiar, too.Copy !req
353. Baby powder.Copy !req
354. I tend to chafe.Copy !req
355. Ms Saccharin, is
it nap time - UH OH!Copy !req
356. Goo goo poo poo!Copy !req
357. Goo goo poo poo to you too!Copy !req
358. NOW, YOU IDIOTS!Copy !req
359. We got 'em now, boss!Copy !req
360. Uh oh!Copy !req
361. There goes my childhood!Copy !req
362. Quickly, ' quickly Turn it up!Copy !req
363. You got it, boss!Copy !req
364. There'll be none of that sort
of play in my day care center.Copy !req
365. No!Copy !req
366. Noooo!Copy !req
367. Gotta buzz, cuz!Copy !req
368. Me, too!Copy !req
369. Are we still gonna get
revenge and conquerCopy !req
370. the planet, boss?Copy !req
371. Yer darn tootin' we are..Copy !req
372. I hate that hedgehog.Copy !req
373. Sonic, help!
I'm getting dizzy.Copy !req
374. Now does that look
like fun to you?Copy !req
375. If so your brains are scrambled!Copy !req
376. Believe it or not, every year,
some ignorant kid takes a rideCopy !req
377. in a clothes dryer just
like this one and ends upCopy !req
378. getting hurt.Copy !req
379. It gets pretty hot in there.Copy !req
380. And those dryer fins
can break your bonesCopy !req
381. when they get going.Copy !req
382. If you think its smart
to climb in a dryer,Copy !req
383. you're really all wet.Copy !req