1. Five years.Copy !req
2. It has been five long years
since my crackshell cousinCopy !req
3. Robotnik banished me here
to the Warp of Confusion..Copy !req
4. But I shall have my revenge!Copy !req
5. All I need now is the bait!Copy !req
6. Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!Copy !req
7. When that hedgehog
shows, it's showtime!Copy !req
8. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
9. Whoaa!Copy !req
10. Get it offa me!Copy !req
11. What's the matter, Coconuts?Copy !req
12. Pressure getting to you?Copy !req
13. Why bother?Copy !req
14. Once I get my Sonic
Snatcher locked and loaded,Copy !req
15. it'll be Hedgehog Harvest time!Copy !req
16. .. Ack! Oof! Nng!Copy !req
17. Umph!Copy !req
18. Don't bet on it, beakface!Copy !req
19. Dr. Robotnik's counting on ME to
bring that high-speed hedgehogCopy !req
20. a crushing defeat!Copy !req
21. OW! Oucharoonies! Ow!Copy !req
22. Shhh!Copy !req
23. Don't go to pieces on us now!Copy !req
24. Listen!Copy !req
25. Ohhhhh, yeah!Copy !req
26. When speed's of the essence
I'm the essence of speed!Copy !req
27. What'd we stop for, Sonic?Copy !req
28. Ahh!Copy !req
29. That!
Can't you smell it?Copy !req
30. A succulent sausage,
smothered in sauce,Copy !req
31. anointed with onions and
garnished with grated cheese.Copy !req
32. Ahh!Copy !req
33. A chili dog?Copy !req
34. Out here?Copy !req
35. Not just a chili dog,
Tails -a Robotnik chili dog!Copy !req
36. Mmm.Copy !req
37. He's improved his chili.Copy !req
38. I've just gotta get that recipe.Copy !req
39. It has to be a trap!Copy !req
40. Well, of course
it's a trap, Tails!Copy !req
41. That's half the fun!Copy !req
42. I like my chili dogs
well spiced with danger!Copy !req
43. Yeah!
Let's do it Sonic!Copy !req
44. Mmph!Copy !req
45. Hang-on a
micro-second, micro-buddy.Copy !req
46. This is a solo flight.Copy !req
47. You stay here.Copy !req
48. AW, gee, Sonic...Copy !req
49. I'll save you half a dog!Copy !req
50. Hmm hmmCopy !req
51. He's coming!Copy !req
52. Get ready!Copy !req
53. Why look!Copy !req
54. A chili dog!Copy !req
55. All alone out here in
the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
56. How incredibly fortunate!Copy !req
57. Because I'm SOOOOOO hungry...!Copy !req
58. He's falling for it!Copy !req
59. Just stay there one
more second, hedgehog,Copy !req
60. and you'll be my ticket to a
rich reward from Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
61. Oh, I wouldn't count on that.Copy !req
62. NOOOO!Copy !req
63. Yowwww!Copy !req
64. Mmph!Copy !req
65. Ahh!Copy !req
66. Oof!Copy !req
67. Yeow!Copy !req
68. Sonic!
SONIC!Copy !req
69. Sonic!
Where are you?Copy !req
70. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
71. Whooo.I didn't
get the chili dog,Copy !req
72. but I sure got the roll!Copy !req
73. So how was the show, little bro?Copy !req
74. Hope you had a good seat!Copy !req
75. Even saved you half
the refreshments!Copy !req
76. Tails?Copy !req
77. TAILS!Copy !req
78. Where are you!Copy !req
79. Heeeellllp!
Sonic!Copy !req
80. That's Tails!Copy !req
81. Up, over, and gonnnnnnnnnnnne!Copy !req
82. Hold him!
Hold him!Copy !req
83. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
84. Sonic's little tag-along!
We got him!Copy !req
85. Lemme go, you losers!Copy !req
86. Wrap him up tight!Copy !req
87. A present for our
glorious leader!Copy !req
88. Dr. Robotnik will
be so proud of me!Copy !req
89. Of you! Hey!Copy !req
90. I'm the one who caught
the little creep first!Copy !req
91. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
92. Who's tyin' him up here, hunh?Copy !req
93. You slo-moes are gonna be sorry!Copy !req
94. That's not quite right, Tails.Copy !req
95. Those slo-moes
are already sorry.Copy !req
96. What they're about
to be is pathetic!Copy !req
97. Oh yeah?Copy !req
98. That's what you think,
you puny blue pincushion!Copy !req
99. Yeah!
Don't come any closer!Copy !req
100. We got your
shrimpy sidekick here!Copy !req
101. Who said anything
about coming closer?Copy !req
102. You leadbottoms smell
bad enough from here!Copy !req
103. Then what are you gonna do?Copy !req
104. Hunh?
Hunh?Copy !req
105. Just gonna take ya'
windbags for a little whirl!Copy !req
106. Up! Over!
And GONE!Copy !req
107. Whoooaaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
108. Yay!
I'm free!Copy !req
109. Great job, Sonic!Copy !req
110. Time to pull the plug
on these drain-brains!Copy !req
111. YAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
112. Didn't I tell you
to wait back there?Copy !req
113. Yeah but -Copy !req
114. But you didn't do it.Copy !req
115. Sorry, Sonic.Copy !req
116. Hey. Just keep it in mind
next time, alright?Copy !req
117. You're important to me.Copy !req
118. Come on, let's get out of here!Copy !req
119. So! Robotnik wants
the hedgehog, eh?Copy !req
120. Then so do I!Copy !req
121. And I think I know
just how to reel him in!Copy !req
122. What a great day.Copy !req
123. Eh, little bro?Copy !req
124. Whaddaya say you and me go make
this day rotten for Robotnik?Copy !req
125. Sound like a plan?Copy !req
126. Tails? You awake?Copy !req
127. HUH!
Tails! Tails?Copy !req
128. TAAAAILLLSS!Copy !req
129. Three separate traps
and none of them WORKED!Copy !req
130. Well, not exactly,
your Esteemed Egginess.Copy !req
131. They worked just fine!
Yeah!Copy !req
132. Just not on Sonic.Copy !req
133. It was HIS fault!Copy !req
134. Yeah!
Their fault!Copy !req
135. Shut UP!
All of you!Copy !req
136. You're ALL INCOMPETENT!Copy !req
137. And you stink of FISH!Copy !req
138. I haven't seen such lunacy since
I banned my crazy cousin WarpnikCopy !req
139. to the Warp of Confusion!Copy !req
140. No more excuses!Copy !req
141. I want that heinous
hedgehog HAMMERED!Copy !req
142. And I mean NOW!Copy !req
143. What in Mobius is THAT!Copy !req
144. Aaagh!Copy !req
145. Battle stations, you simpletons!Copy !req
146. It's that sickening little
high speed hedgehog!Copy !req
147. Main weapons power
bank activated!Copy !req
148. Eggblaster ready to fire!Copy !req
149. Laser cannons ready to cook!Copy !req
150. Yeah!
Hedgehog hamburger time!Copy !req
151. On my command, fire!Copy !req
152. Ready, aim...Copy !req
153. Whaaaa?Copy !req
154. Ohh hold your fire.Copy !req
155. My dear Sonic.Copy !req
156. If I'd known you were coming,
I'd have poisoned a cake.Copy !req
157. Never mind the
cheesy jokes, Ro-bum-nik!Copy !req
158. What have ya' done with Tails?Copy !req
159. Tails?Copy !req
160. Tails?Copy !req
161. Quickly, you fools!Copy !req
162. Sneak down and grab him!Copy !req
163. I'll keep him occupied!Copy !req
164. To be truthful, you
horrible hedgehog,Copy !req
165. I have no idea where
your feckless friend is.Copy !req
166. And why should I believe you?Copy !req
167. Use your spikey head!Copy !req
168. If I'd captured your companion,
I'd be torturing him right now!Copy !req
169. But if YOU didn't
take him, where'd he go?Copy !req
170. Perhaps he left of
his own accord..Copy !req
171. Did you two have
a.. falling out recently?Copy !req
172. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
173. Well, yeah, maybe, I guess.Copy !req
174. But I never, I mean.Copy !req
175. I didn't mean to...Copy !req
176. Oh, where are you,
Tails?Copy !req
177. If you've run
away because of me,Copy !req
178. I'll never forgive myself!Copy !req
179. I gotta find him!Copy !req
180. And fast!Copy !req
181. So!
Invade my very fortress!Copy !req
182. I'll show YOU — Badniks!Copy !req
183. Yes, your Evil Excellence!Copy !req
184. This could be the chance
I've been waiting for!Copy !req
185. While that Hedgehog
hunts for his helpmate,Copy !req
186. WE shall be
hunting the hedgehog!Copy !req
187. He'll be too
distracted to lookout for us!Copy !req
188. And when he least
expects it —WHAM!Copy !req
189. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
190. Sonic souffle!Copy !req
191. Exactly!
I'll be rid of that FOREVER!Copy !req
192. Tails? Oh, Tails?Copy !req
193. Where are you!Copy !req
194. He couldn't just vanish.Copy !req
195. There must be some clue..Copy !req
196. Ah-hah!Copy !req
197. My foxy-friend made
tracks this-a-way!Copy !req
198. Ah!
There he goes!Copy !req
199. Where's he going?Copy !req
200. Who cares where he's going!Copy !req
201. The point is, he's distracted!Copy !req
202. Off his guard!Copy !req
203. Easy to capture!Copy !req
204. Even for you three.Copy !req
205. NOW GET THAT HEDGEHOG!Copy !req
206. AND DON'T FAIL ME THIS TIME!Copy !req
207. He came this way!Copy !req
208. And there was a struggle!Copy !req
209. Poor Tails!Copy !req
210. Oof!Copy !req
211. Ow!Copy !req
212. Yikes!Copy !req
213. He didn't even notice!Copy !req
214. No!Copy !req
215. Yes!Copy !req
216. Doctor Robotnik was right!Copy !req
217. Sonic's off his
guard -easy to capture!Copy !req
218. Yeah!Copy !req
219. Of course he's
right, Monkey-Bot!Copy !req
220. He's our leader!Copy !req
221. So let's go!Copy !req
222. C'mon!Copy !req
223. I'm getting warmer!Copy !req
224. He's getting warmer, all right!Copy !req
225. And we're about to
make things HOT for him!Copy !req
226. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
227. Let's go cook that turkey!Copy !req
228. Oof!Copy !req
229. Man!Copy !req
230. Now. this is one
totally twisted tunnel!Copy !req
231. But there's something
fishy about it - Whoa!Copy !req
232. And no wonder!Copy !req
233. This looks like a nightmare I
had once after scarfing outCopy !req
234. on bad seafood!Copy !req
235. Welcome to the
Warp Of Confusion,Copy !req
236. my prickly pal!Copy !req
237. We've been EXPECTING you!Copy !req
238. HOW could you IDIOTS
have lost him ALREADY!Copy !req
239. We don't know!Copy !req
240. When we came in, the
hedgehog was gone!Copy !req
241. It's HIS fault!Copy !req
242. AAAAAAARRRGGH!Copy !req
243. Oof!Copy !req
244. Your Supremeness!Copy !req
245. Over here!Copy !req
246. Look!
Look!Copy !req
247. What is it, Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
248. It's a dimensional tunnel!Copy !req
249. And if I'm not mistaken,
which I never am - Aaargh!Copy !req
250. My crazy cousin Dr.
Warpnik is behind this!Copy !req
251. Yes!Copy !req
252. It was I who lured your
fuzzy-tailed friend into a trap!Copy !req
253. All part of my plan
to escape, you see!Copy !req
254. My own dear cousin Robotnik
banished me here years ago!Copy !req
255. He said I was a looney!Copy !req
256. Me!
Can you IMAGINE?Copy !req
257. Besides, he didn't like all
my sweet little fishiewishies.Copy !req
258. MmmmmmmCopy !req
259. Fishy-wishy!
Mmm!Copy !req
260. Oh, get on with it, will ya?Copy !req
261. I still gotta scorch yer
scales and rescue Tails -Copy !req
262. QUIET!Copy !req
263. WOO!Copy !req
264. You're not going ANYWHERE!Copy !req
265. You're my PRISONER!Copy !req
266. And when my cousin Robotnik
follows you in here, I'llCopy !req
267. You'll WHAT!Copy !req
268. I thought I was rid of you,
you fish-fondling fruitcake!Copy !req
269. No!Copy !req
270. It is I who will be rid of
YOU, you egg-sucking eccentric!Copy !req
271. Touche!Copy !req
272. Whoah!Copy !req
273. Fish fight!
Fish fight!Copy !req
274. Wow!Copy !req
275. I guess Robotnik made us
more like him than I thought!Copy !req
276. Hey, Tails!
I missed ya'!Copy !req
277. Sonic!
You're the greatest!Copy !req
278. Glad you're okay, keed!Copy !req
279. I was worried you'd run off!Copy !req
280. I'd never do that, Sonic!Copy !req
281. You're my best friend!Copy !req
282. And you're mine.Copy !req
283. Let's never forget it.Copy !req
284. Look, your Excellence!Copy !req
285. They're escaping!Copy !req
286. What!Copy !req
287. NO!Copy !req
288. GET THEM!Copy !req
289. Hey!
Those are MY prisoners!Copy !req
290. Follow my trails, Tails!Copy !req
291. Yeah!
Sizzle 'em, Sonic!Copy !req
292. Let's SPEED, KEED!Copy !req
293. I got him! I got
him! I got him!Copy !req
294. Nope. Nope. Nope.Copy !req
295. He got us.Copy !req
296. No hedgehog will escape
the warped will of Warpnik!Copy !req
297. Yaaaaaaa!Copy !req
298. Yeeeow!
I'll never eat seafood again!Copy !req
299. This is turning into
one heck of a fish story!Copy !req
300. Yeah! But I sure wish
we weren't the bait!Copy !req
301. You're doing it
wrong, you worthless wimp!Copy !req
302. Let me!Copy !req
303. It's my machine!Copy !req
304. Uh!Copy !req
305. Mmph!Copy !req
306. No!
It's mine!Copy !req
307. We have to get out of here!Copy !req
308. I'm tryin'!Copy !req
309. But this is like being
trapped in a pinball machine!Copy !req
310. I think Dr. Robotnik has
everything under control here..Copy !req
311. Yeah.
What say we. uh... just go home.Copy !req
312. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
313. Like NOW!Copy !req
314. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
315. On da' udder hand...Copy !req
316. Yeah. Dr. Robotnik's pretty
mean ta' us sometimes.Copy !req
317. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
318. Let's us go teach
him some manners!Copy !req
319. Yeaaaaaah!Copy !req
320. Oh!Copy !req
321. Ahhh!Copy !req
322. What —?Copy !req
323. No!
Get BACK!Copy !req
324. I, Robotnik, COMMAND you!Copy !req
325. Sorry, Doc.Copy !req
326. But youse has had
dis comin' a long time!Copy !req
327. Yeah!Copy !req
328. Yeah!Copy !req
329. YAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
330. Uh, oh..Copy !req
331. I think we laid an egg.Copy !req
332. Sonic! The whole place is
going supernova or somethin'!Copy !req
333. No kiddin', kid!Copy !req
334. We gotta bail, Tails!Copy !req
335. But how're we gonna get out?Copy !req
336. Those creepazoids
are in the way!Copy !req
337. Only one way, Jose!Copy !req
338. My fabulous Triple Spin
Rolling Thunder Bowling Ball!Copy !req
339. Hang tight, little buddy.Copy !req
340. 'Cause we're
goin' for a STRIKE!Copy !req
341. Mmph!Copy !req
342. Dr.
You and your wacko warp weapons!Copy !req
343. No WONDER I banished you!Copy !req
344. How could things
possibly be worse!Copy !req
345. I'll tell you how, you
crackshelled crackpot!Copy !req
346. LOOK!Copy !req
347. YAAAAAAA!Copy !req
348. Ta-daaaa!Copy !req
349. You did it, Sonic!Copy !req
350. You saved me!Copy !req
351. Buddies forever, right, Sonic?Copy !req
352. You got that right!Copy !req
353. Buddies forever!Copy !req
354. It's good to know Doc Botnik
and his fishfaced cousinCopy !req
355. are gonna be stuck with
each other for a while!Copy !req
356. And speaking of buddies.Copy !req
357. Now dis is my
kinda entertainments!Copy !req
358. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
359. Ooof!Copy !req
360. Argh!Copy !req
361. Awk!Copy !req
362. Uh oh!
I think I'm lost!Copy !req
363. Yeow!Copy !req
364. I gotta find a phone fast!Copy !req
365. Operator, I want to call home!Copy !req
366. Uh.. The number? Uh...Copy !req
367. Got it.
Thanks, Sonic!Copy !req
368. Okay, that's area code...Copy !req
369. You can't call home unless
you know your area codeCopy !req
370. and phone number by heart.Copy !req
371. Memorize it now!Copy !req
372. Don't wait till it's too late!Copy !req