1. Aha!Copy !req
2. My Hedgehog-seeking Radar
system worked perfectly!Copy !req
3. Face it, Robotnik NOTHING
you invented works perfectly!Copy !req
4. Oh yeah?Copy !req
5. Name ONE thing that doesn't!Copy !req
6. I'll name TWO things!Copy !req
7. Scratch!
Grounder!Copy !req
8. Did someone call?Copy !req
9. I think I heard my name.Copy !req
10. Okay, you made your point.Copy !req
11. Your last point!Copy !req
12. Once my Magna Beam hits you,
you'll be magnetized and pulledCopy !req
13. to the Mobius North Pole.
Forever!Copy !req
14. Sounds chilly!Copy !req
15. I'll just go home and
pack some long underwear.Copy !req
16. Fire the Magna Beam!Copy !req
17. What?
What is that hum?Copy !req
18. I don't know, but whatever
it is, it's BIG!Copy !req
19. Hey, what gives?Copy !req
20. Looks like we're headin' south!Copy !req
21. Turn up the Magna Beam!Copy !req
22. What's goin' on?Copy !req
23. Beats me and before
someone beats us,Copy !req
24. let's race, ace.Copy !req
25. You idiot!Copy !req
26. I would have had that
hedgehog if it wasn't for you..Copy !req
27. whoever you are!Copy !req
28. If it wasn't for YOU,
you ridiculous fool,Copy !req
29. I would have gotten
rid of that hedgehog!Copy !req
30. Ridiculous!Copy !req
31. What business is it
of yours anyway?Copy !req
32. Why, I plan to take over the
entire planet of Mobius andCopy !req
33. declare myself
absolute ruler, of course.Copy !req
34. Of course.Copy !req
35. Now about this.Copy !req
36. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
37. And when I've taken over
this miserable planet,Copy !req
38. I'll turn it into
a shrine to ME,Copy !req
39. Brandon Quark, PHD, DDS, CEG!Copy !req
40. What's CEG stand for?Copy !req
41. Crazy Evil Genius!
Natch.Copy !req
42. Well, it just so happens that
I am taking over MobiusCopy !req
43. and making it a
shrine to ME, Quack!Copy !req
44. That's QUARK, egg boy!Copy !req
45. And I've never seen
anything as preposterous as you!Copy !req
46. Check a mirror, duck butt!Copy !req
47. Okay, so I had a little
lab accident with a duck!Copy !req
48. But all that's just
water off a duck's back!Copy !req
49. Forget it, Quack.Copy !req
50. With my scientific genius
you haven't got a chance!Copy !req
51. You call those windup
toys scientific genius?Copy !req
52. Get a load of this, Egg Boy!Copy !req
53. You summoned me, Dr. Quark?Copy !req
54. This is a DUFUS - Design unit
Flexible Underling Substitute,Copy !req
55. the most powerful
weapon on the planet!Copy !req
56. And now for a
little demo, Robotnik.Copy !req
57. I am a Prototype DUFUS, capable
2,486 of offensive modes.Copy !req
58. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
59. This planet isn't big
enough for you and me!Copy !req
60. Your belt isn't
big enough for you!Copy !req
61. Look who's quacking!Copy !req
62. I'm not a duck!
I'm not a duck!Copy !req
63. I'm not a duck!Copy !req
64. I propose a contest!Copy !req
65. Whichever of us captures Sonic
the Hedghog shall have soleCopy !req
66. dominion over Mobius.Copy !req
67. You got it!Copy !req
68. There's nothing
like a fair fight!Copy !req
69. And this'll be
NOTHING like a fair fight.Copy !req
70. Woah!
Free eats?Copy !req
71. Great!
I'm starving!Copy !req
72. Wait, li'l pal.Copy !req
73. I smell a rat!Copy !req
74. Nah, that's the sauerkraut!Copy !req
75. Yikes!Copy !req
76. Hey!
I've got ants in my pants!Copy !req
77. There must be a billion of 'em!Copy !req
78. Tails Look!Copy !req
79. The food has lured 'em!Copy !req
80. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
81. Oh!
I can't figure it!Copy !req
82. Dr. Robotnik's Ants Trance
Enhancer couldn't keep 'em fromCopy !req
83. goin' after that food.Copy !req
84. Hey! Where'd that picnic
table come from, anyway?Copy !req
85. It is I, DUFUS.Copy !req
86. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!Copy !req
87. That is beyond your capability.Copy !req
88. I, on the other hand...Copy !req
89. Have you trapped Sonic
yet, you two idi —er,Copy !req
90. highly developed
automated apparatuses!Copy !req
91. Apparatuses?Copy !req
92. That isn't even a word!Copy !req
93. It is NOW, Quack!Copy !req
94. That's Quark!Copy !req
95. Brraap!Copy !req
96. If it wasn't for your
lame ant hypnotizer,Copy !req
97. I would have
captured that hedgehog.Copy !req
98. Lame?Copy !req
99. My Ants Trance
Enhancer is foolproof!Copy !req
100. I'll show you!Copy !req
101. AAAH! YEOW! OOOCH!Copy !req
102. Well, it's the
end of another day.Copy !req
103. A little sudden, don't ya think!Copy !req
104. Thanks to my Darkenator!Copy !req
105. Quickly! Scratch! Grounder!
Grab them!Copy !req
106. That voice sounds familiar.Copy !req
107. That CRASH sounds familiar!Copy !req
108. Oh!
Get off me, you lugnut!Copy !req
109. Who are you calling a lugnut?Copy !req
110. Oh, not you, your
Rottenness!Copy !req
111. Him! I would, I would
never call you...Copy !req
112. That stupidity sounds familiar.Copy !req
113. Having fun?Copy !req
114. Turn out that light!Copy !req
115. That's not just a light.Copy !req
116. It's my Solar Polar Molar.Copy !req
117. In that cas, shut your mouth.Copy !req
118. Not before my solar breath
burns Sonic into hedgehog chips!Copy !req
119. Sounds like a great party!Copy !req
120. I'll bring the dip!Copy !req
121. You are the dip!Copy !req
122. Careful!Copy !req
123. If the solar ray
touches my Darkenator,Copy !req
124. there's no telling..Copy !req
125. what might happen.Copy !req
126. This failure was probable to
a factor of 245,764 to 1.Copy !req
127. Oh, can it!Copy !req
128. Of course, the mathematic
probablilty can be altered.Copy !req
129. If you were to combine forces,
the success-slash-failure ratioCopy !req
130. is 4,062 to 1.Copy !req
131. Combine forces?Copy !req
132. Preposterous idea!Copy !req
133. Absurd idea.Copy !req
134. I like it.Copy !req
135. Might work.Copy !req
136. Chilidogs!Copy !req
137. Get yer Chilidogs!Copy !req
138. Absolutely free!Copy !req
139. No chargerino!Copy !req
140. I'll take forty three
chilidogs with everything to go.Copy !req
141. Comin' right up!Copy !req
142. Slow down, bud.Copy !req
143. Doesn't this sound familiar?Copy !req
144. FREE chili dogs?Copy !req
145. Maybe I'm dreamin'
so it don't matter.Copy !req
146. And maybe it's one of those
crazies tryin' to get his mittsCopy !req
147. on yours truly!Copy !req
148. Ooooo!Copy !req
149. Let's just sit here until
we're sure what the score is.Copy !req
150. Exactly as you predicted!Copy !req
151. Uh oh!Copy !req
152. It's time to buzz, cuzz.Copy !req
153. I'm afraid the probability
against that is 89,976 to one.Copy !req
154. Your plan was pure genius.Copy !req
155. Your execution was superb.Copy !req
156. Now that Doctors Quark and
Robotnik have joined forces...Copy !req
157. As far as you and your
precious Mobius are concerned..Copy !req
158. It's light's out!Copy !req
159. So what's the plan?Copy !req
160. Plan?
There's no plan.Copy !req
161. You mean we're gonna spend the
rest of our lives right here?Copy !req
162. Looks that way, li'l bud.Copy !req
163. But I've got
library books still out!Copy !req
164. In that case...Copy !req
165. Awright!Copy !req
166. That's what I call a plan!Copy !req
167. We'll be outta here in no time!Copy !req
168. Ah-ha!Copy !req
169. Hmm?Copy !req
170. Oooff!Copy !req
171. Ugh!Copy !req
172. Oh! Leggo-a my hand!Copy !req
173. If they escape, you know
who'll get blamed.Copy !req
174. YOU!Copy !req
175. Okay!Copy !req
176. Ya better tell us
what your plan is.Copy !req
177. Yeah! So we can stopCopy !req
178. - OW! Actually, we were
just, uh, curious.Copy !req
179. Well, it's too late, boys,
cause we already escaped!Copy !req
180. Well, thanks anyway...Copy !req
181. You WHAT?Copy !req
182. We're just, uh, holo-...Copy !req
183. Holographic
projections, 3-D movies.Copy !req
184. We skipped town an hour ago.Copy !req
185. I don't believe it.Copy !req
186. Yeah, if you were
just holo, holo,Copy !req
187. holo pictures,
could I do THIS to ya?Copy !req
188. No.
And thanks!Copy !req
189. Gotta run, hun!Copy !req
190. So long, battery brains.Copy !req
191. You did it again.Copy !req
192. Yeah, but, but ya gotta
admit it was a great plan.Copy !req
193. And now we know what it is.Copy !req
194. Oh!
I gotcha now!Copy !req
195. Where are the prisoners?Copy !req
196. Uh, they, they, uh, uh.Copy !req
197. They're still in there!Copy !req
198. No, they're not.Copy !req
199. They -OOF!Copy !req
200. That does not make sense.Copy !req
201. Mya sensors cannot sense them.Copy !req
202. Yeah, well, uh,
open the door and see.Copy !req
203. Oh no!
YOU et them out!Copy !req
204. Look!
The cell is empty!Copy !req
205. I am confused.
I have committed an error.Copy !req
206. That is impossible.Copy !req
207. The Hedgehog's ours!Copy !req
208. What a team we make!Copy !req
209. Robotnik and Quark!Copy !req
210. That's Quark and Robotnik!Copy !req
211. Join me for a little
gloating in Sonic's cell?Copy !req
212. I'm inviting you to join me.Copy !req
213. DUFUS! Are you there?Copy !req
214. What shall I do?Copy !req
215. It's Dr. Quark!Copy !req
216. Lie!Copy !req
217. It is against my programming.Copy !req
218. My circuits are hurting.Copy !req
219. Once Doctor Robotnik and
Quark see what you did,Copy !req
220. your circuits will
be hurting more!Copy !req
221. Well, well.Copy !req
222. Nice to see you stretching out!Copy !req
223. Just wanted to rub it in before
we go out to tour OUR planet.Copy !req
224. We're going to parade through
Mobius and bask in our conquest.Copy !req
225. Hang out 'til we get back!Copy !req
226. Okay. The coast is clear.Copy !req
227. Neat trick, Dufus!Copy !req
228. I am confused.Copy !req
229. I have deceived my creator.Copy !req
230. I have lied.Copy !req
231. I have betrayed.Copy !req
232. So?Copy !req
233. I can live with it.Copy !req
234. We gotta make Quark and
Robotnik hate each other again.Copy !req
235. Yeah, the terrible
twosome is double trouble.Copy !req
236. Got any ideas?Copy !req
237. Only a billion of 'em!Copy !req
238. Let's race, ace!Copy !req
239. Paper!
Get yer paper!Copy !req
240. "Quark calls
Robotnik a Big Dope!"Copy !req
241. So I'm a big dope am I?Copy !req
242. Mobius Star!
Getcha Mobius Star!Copy !req
243. "ROBOTNIK SAYS QUARK
MARRIED TO BIGFOOT"!Copy !req
244. WHAT?Copy !req
245. So I'm married to Bigfoot am I?Copy !req
246. Trash!Copy !req
247. Garbage!
I never read my reviews.Copy !req
248. Um, have you seen my new
Upside Downer Scrambler Blaster?Copy !req
249. I was just about to
show you my Shrinkerator.Copy !req
250. Well, uh, perhaps later.Copy !req
251. Yes.
Later.Copy !req
252. Yowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!Copy !req
253. Yeow!
I knew it!Copy !req
254. You traitor!Copy !req
255. Me!
I'm the one who's upside down!Copy !req
256. Perhaps it was, uh,
just an accident.Copy !req
257. I don't like accidents.Copy !req
258. How did the
duckiewuckie feel about it?Copy !req
259. Remember that separately
you are both total losers!Copy !req
260. Now kiss and make up!Copy !req
261. Watch it, Dufus!Copy !req
262. You're being insubordinate!Copy !req
263. Uh, trust me?Copy !req
264. Implicitly!Copy !req
265. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
266. I don't know.Copy !req
267. Since that confusion in the
jail cell my programming isCopy !req
268. d-d-damaged.Copy !req
269. "GENIUSES, DICTATORS, FRIENDS?"Copy !req
270. We better do
somethin about this!Copy !req
271. I got an idea!Copy !req
272. I'm thinkin' maybe
somethin' a little more drastic,Copy !req
273. little bud.Copy !req
274. What's this?Copy !req
275. And now two of the top
candidates for the covetedCopy !req
276. BADDY award, Dr.
Robotnik and Dr. Quark.Copy !req
277. The BADDY Award?Copy !req
278. Yes, the BADDY, presented by
the Academy of Evil Arts andCopy !req
279. Sciences to the most
evil bad guy on Mobius!Copy !req
280. And now to present the BADDY
for the Best Performance by aCopy !req
281. Megalomaniacal Evil
Scientist in a Temper Tantrum,Copy !req
282. here is that very popular comedy
team of Scratch and Grounder.Copy !req
283. Just read the cue cards...Copy !req
284. The first neeminoo, er,
nominee is Dr. Robotnik inCopy !req
285. "The Bad, The Worse
and The Ugly."Copy !req
286. I'll squash you like bugs!Copy !req
287. The next nominee is Brandon
Quark for his performance inCopy !req
288. "Silence of the,
uhuh, Yams." Whoah!Copy !req
289. I don't care if they
ARE sweet potatoes!Copy !req
290. I don't like the way
they're looking at me!Copy !req
291. And the winner is...Copy !req
292. Yes, yes!Copy !req
293. Brandon Quark.Copy !req
294. I won!
I won!Copy !req
295. You hate me!
You really hate me!Copy !req
296. Little did I know that the
gruesome little boy who began byCopy !req
297. pulling the legs off his pet
trantula would someday arriveCopy !req
298. at this pinnacle
of evil achievement...Copy !req
299. I deserve it, of
course, and I want to thank..Copy !req
300. You rigged this, Quack!Copy !req
301. That's Quark!Copy !req
302. And you're just jealous.Copy !req
303. Of you?Copy !req
304. Don't make me laugh!Copy !req
305. .. Oh!Copy !req
306. You are both getting
to be a real drag.Copy !req
307. Chill out, dudes!Copy !req
308. Watch your tone.Copy !req
309. I made you and I can break you.Copy !req
310. I doubt it, Mother Goose!Copy !req
311. Something strange has
happened to that robot.Copy !req
312. No hard feelings?Copy !req
313. None at all!Copy !req
314. Looks like we're gonna have
to pullout all the stops,Copy !req
315. li'l bud.Copy !req
316. Let's separate and
join up back at my,Copy !req
317. er, OUR headquarters.Copy !req
318. Excellent idea.Copy !req
319. We'll be able to
survey my... er..Copy !req
320. OUR domain much more quickly..Copy !req
321. Ta, ta!Copy !req
322. Good-bye!Copy !req
323. Why that Egomanlac!
"Welcome to Quarkland!"Copy !req
324. Welcome to Quarkland.Copy !req
325. You have obviously arrived to
enlist for the glorious warCopy !req
326. against the inferior Robotnik..Copy !req
327. Hail Quark!Copy !req
328. Hail Quark!Copy !req
329. Hail QU-OW!Copy !req
330. That's it!Copy !req
331. He's gone too far!Copy !req
332. It's duck hunting season, boys!Copy !req
333. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
334. Sorry.Copy !req
335. No ducks allowed
in Robotnik City.Copy !req
336. I'm not a duck!Copy !req
337. Robotnik City ordinance number
42C sub paragraph Q states thatCopy !req
338. no duck-like, half-duck or
web-footed partially duckifiedCopy !req
339. person or persons shallCopy !req
340. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. GULP! Ooh!Copy !req
341. I'll fry that Humpty
Dumpty Dictator over easy..Copy !req
342. with toast!Copy !req
343. Coward!Copy !req
344. You!
Traitor!Copy !req
345. Maniac!Copy !req
346. Duck!Copy !req
347. I am not a duck!Copy !req
348. No, I mean "duck!"Copy !req
349. Ahhh!Copy !req
350. Robotnik will pay for this!Copy !req
351. Blast them to atoms!Copy !req
352. Dufus, attack them!Copy !req
353. Whoah!
Fraid not, man.Copy !req
354. I order you!Copy !req
355. Like, This scene is totally
wack. I'm bailin'.Copy !req
356. But, but, but.Copy !req
357. Sorry, dude.
Surf's up!Copy !req
358. I should have made
him less perfect.Copy !req
359. Whereas I, in my
infinite wisdomCopy !req
360. designed MY robots to
be complete idiots!Copy !req
361. What do you have
to say now, Quack?Copy !req
362. That's Quack!Copy !req
363. Quack!Copy !req
364. QUAAAAACK!Copy !req
365. Quack, Quack,
Quack, Quack, Quack,Copy !req
366. Quack, Quack,
Quack, Quack, Quack,Copy !req
367. Quack, Quack!Copy !req
368. I guess he's flying
south for the winter.Copy !req
369. Not a bad idea!Copy !req
370. Mmph!Copy !req
371. That duckwad let
you escape, did he?Copy !req
372. Let's speed, keed!Copy !req
373. Ooof!Copy !req
374. Huh Woah..Copy !req
375. Umph!Copy !req
376. Turn the Duplicator on them!Copy !req
377. You idiots!Copy !req
378. He did it!Copy !req
379. Uh oh.Copy !req
380. You know what this means?Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. Robotnik finally got the
punishment he deserves:Copy !req
383. himself!Copy !req
384. Me first!Copy !req
385. Me!Copy !req
386. WE HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!Copy !req
387. On your marks, get set, go!Copy !req
388. Quack!Copy !req
389. The name's Quark! Oof!Copy !req
390. Yeow!Copy !req
391. And no one wins!Copy !req
392. Hey Quark!
Robotnik!Copy !req
393. Ever heard the expression
"Cheaters never prosper?"Copy !req
394. Nobody wins when you cheat.Copy !req
395. Playing fair is
the only way to go,Copy !req
396. whether ya win or lose.Copy !req
397. Sonic says.Copy !req