1. Adventure TimeCopy !req
2. One free-range humpty dumpty.Copy !req
3. Sorry.Copy !req
4. Fine aged cheddar man.Copy !req
5. Homemade ketchup.Copy !req
6. A fresh pepper fartCopy !req
7. Dance, parsley.Copy !req
8. Face bread.Copy !req
9. Special
sentient sandwich.Copy !req
10. Mmm... Is that
special sentient sammich?Copy !req
11. Bingo.Copy !req
12. Made by the BMO.Copy !req
13. BMO, you're my little cherub.
You know that?Copy !req
14. You made all this
for me, right?Copy !req
15. Aaahhh.Copy !req
16. Not so fast, Jake!Copy !req
17. Naaaw.Copy !req
18. The sammiches are yours...
For a price.Copy !req
19. What?Copy !req
20. I need you to be
my tiny horse for the day,Copy !req
21. so I can do my live-action
cowboy role-play adventure.Copy !req
22. No way.
Poo deal.Copy !req
23. I'll do 20 minutes.Copy !req
24. It took me over six hours
to prepare this nosh Jake!Copy !req
25. Not to mention the time it took
acquiring the ingredientsCopy !req
26. through the "special market,"Copy !req
27. putting my safety
and my reputation on the line.Copy !req
28. Okay, fine, fine.Copy !req
29. Three sammiches
for every hour I'm a horse.Copy !req
30. Mm...Copy !req
31. One sammich per horse-hour,
six-hour minimum.Copy !req
32. Deal.Copy !req
33. Yippee-ki-yay!Copy !req
34. Om!Copy !req
35. Mm.Copy !req
36. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
37. It tastes alive.Copy !req
38. Steed yourself, partner.Copy !req
39. Okay.Copy !req
40. Om.Copy !req
41. 'Kay.Copy !req
42. Oh, come on, man.Copy !req
43. You didn't even try.Copy !req
44. I did try.
Horses are hard.Copy !req
45. How's that?Copy !req
46. Eh, it reads.Copy !req
47. Steady, girl.Copy !req
48. Wha...
Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
49. I'm going to
mount you now.Copy !req
50. Hup!Copy !req
51. Good girl.Copy !req
52. So, what's
the plan anyway, BMO?Copy !req
53. The plan is
to punch the toads to the stumpCopy !req
54. and bring justice
to the peeps!Copy !req
55. Ow.Copy !req
56. Oh, and by the way, Jake,Copy !req
57. from now on,
you can call me... Angel face.Copy !req
58. Hyah!Copy !req
59. Yow!Copy !req
60. I used to be a guy
who ran from globCopy !req
61. with the wind at my back
and the devil on my shoulder.Copy !req
62. Now I'm the guy
chasing those guys,Copy !req
63. yet the devil is still here,
sleeping in my couch.Copy !req
64. BMO, that hurt when you dug
your boots into my side belly.Copy !req
65. Are you gonna
apologize or...Copy !req
66. Horses do not talk.Copy !req
67. Over there! Hyah!Copy !req
68. Whoa!Copy !req
69. Jackrabbit Johnson.Copy !req
70. This guy's wanted
for stealing pigletsCopy !req
71. from their mothers
while they are feeding.Copy !req
72. Makes me sick.Copy !req
73. He was last seen
in dead goat gulch.Copy !req
74. What do you say, girl?Copy !req
75. Want to catch this donkey
and split the reward?Copy !req
76. You have 45 minutes left
before my next sammich.Copy !req
77. Time's a-wasting!Copy !req
78. Hyee!Copy !req
79. Hmm.Copy !req
80. BMO, I'm tired.Copy !req
81. Looks like my horse
needs a rest.Copy !req
82. Slow down, horse.Copy !req
83. Be careful, Jake.Copy !req
84. This is where
Jackrabbit Johnson'sCopy !req
85. gang of lowlife bandits
lays low.Copy !req
86. Hyah!Copy !req
87. Bang! Bang!Copy !req
88. Put them up, partner!Copy !req
89. Hyah!Copy !req
90. Pyew, pyew!Copy !req
91. Pyew, pyew, pyew!Copy !req
92. I want answers!Copy !req
93. You can't do this to us!Copy !req
94. No answers, eh?
No use to me!Copy !req
95. How about you, frisco?Copy !req
96. I'm not going to talk.Copy !req
97. Why am I talking to you then?Copy !req
98. Hooah!Copy !req
99. Yah! Unh!Copy !req
100. BMO, what did you do?Copy !req
101. It's Jackrabbit Johnson's
right-hand man, tumbleweed terk.Copy !req
102. I spent the last three months
building all of this.Copy !req
103. Oh, that's
where you been?Copy !req
104. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
105. BMO gave me
a Finn cake.Copy !req
106. Don't talk to my horse,
tumbleweed.Copy !req
107. Aah.Copy !req
108. Where is
Jackrabbit Johnson?Copy !req
109. I know you know
where he's headed.Copy !req
110. I don't know!Copy !req
111. Tumbleweed terk's
always the last to know.Copy !req
112. It's just like I told the other
bounty hunter, I swear.Copy !req
113. I don't believe
a word you say.Copy !req
114. Now take a message
to your compadre.Copy !req
115. Tell him his pal, angel face,
is itching to get together.Copy !req
116. Tell Jackrabbit Johnson
to meet me at dirtwater flats,Copy !req
117. just like the old days!Copy !req
118. Okay.Copy !req
119. Sock citizens of
dead goat gulch, we can rebuild!Copy !req
120. Neigh!Copy !req
121. Grrr.Copy !req
122. Uhh...Copy !req
123. I don't remember where
dirtwater flat is.Copy !req
124. Better stop
for the night.Copy !req
125. We can make
a campfire here.Copy !req
126. And we will talk aboutCopy !req
127. what we will do
with the reward money.Copy !req
128. No.Copy !req
129. It's been fun, BMO,
but it's time to go homeCopy !req
130. because there are
no more sandwiches.Copy !req
131. But I want to finish
the adventure.Copy !req
132. Which direction
is the house?Copy !req
133. I'm not sure.Copy !req
134. Get down!Copy !req
135. Getting kicked out of
the guild of assassins... check.Copy !req
136. Capturing my first bounty...
Check.Copy !req
137. Going to
Finn and Jake's treehouseCopy !req
138. and getting revenge...
Unchecked.Copy !req
139. Finn and Jake's treehouse? - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
140. Who are you, and why
do you want to get revenge?Copy !req
141. I... Am... Me-mow!Copy !req
142. Me-mow? Whoa.Copy !req
143. You've gotten bigger.Copy !req
144. Have we met before?Copy !req
145. Finn, is that you?Copy !req
146. That's
Jackrabbit Johnson!Copy !req
147. Finn?Copy !req
148. It is Finn!Copy !req
149. Tricked again!Copy !req
150. Look...
It's me-mow, BMO.Copy !req
151. I don't care.
That's my bounty!Copy !req
152. Yaah!Copy !req
153. Jake, transform...
Horse!Copy !req
154. Whoa, did you have a real gun
all this time?Copy !req
155. I am old enough
to vote.Copy !req
156. Hey, Jake, if you
can hear my internal monologue,Copy !req
157. I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
158. Your Daisy days
are over!Copy !req
159. I am the whaler
'round these parts!Copy !req
160. Huh.Copy !req
161. Sounds like
you're out of ammo.Copy !req
162. No, you heard
incorrectly.Copy !req
163. Bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
164. I'm coming for you!Copy !req
165. Ugh!Copy !req
166. Blast you,
Finn and Jake and angel face.Copy !req
167. This prison cell's
not going to hold me.Copy !req
168. Oh?Copy !req
169. Hey, Finn and Jake!
I'll get my revenge!Copy !req
170. You hear me?
Revenge!Copy !req
171. Hey, BMO, are you sureCopy !req
172. you took down
all the wanted posters?Copy !req
173. Yes.Copy !req
174. Stick 'em up.
Huh?Copy !req
175. This bounty
belongs to me!Copy !req
176. Get out of here!Copy !req
177. Yaah!Copy !req
178. Thanks, BMO.Copy !req
179. You're welcome.Copy !req