1. "Evil is rising.Copy !req
2. In vile power, the fiend walks
among us again...Copy !req
3. The Vampire King.Copy !req
4. With all my investigations
into the supernatural,Copy !req
5. I should know better,
but I can't help it.Copy !req
6. I'm dying to see him in person!"Copy !req
7. I probably will die
if I see him in person.Copy !req
8. Hello?Copy !req
9. Yo, yo, yo, yo!Copy !req
10. Bubblegum sent me
for the bucket.Copy !req
11. - Dozo.
- Merci and adios.Copy !req
12. Wait!
Uh, how's it going?Copy !req
13. It's good, you know?Copy !req
14. Uh, Marceline's
got all her powers back.Copy !req
15. She's getting ready
to give The Vampire KingCopy !req
16. a big, fat whompin',
uh, I hope.Copy !req
17. Um,
while that's going down,Copy !req
18. do you think
you could ask The V.K.Copy !req
19. to sign something
for me?Copy !req
20. That would be weird.Copy !req
21. You're weird.Copy !req
22. I dreamed about you
while I was in my poison coma.Copy !req
23. I was all old
and withered,Copy !req
24. and you were still
nice and pink.Copy !req
25. You think I'm nice?
Aw, brains, I lost count!Copy !req
26. That's okay.
I'm done with bat Jacks.Copy !req
27. I have this weird
feeling in my tums.Copy !req
28. 'Cause you're scared
of The Vampire King?Copy !req
29. No, it's not fear.
I know what that feels like.Copy !req
30. So maybe it's love?Copy !req
31. Ohh! What is it?Copy !req
32. It's the herald
of a new snack dawn!Copy !req
33. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
34. I arranged a little
snacky-snack for the team.Copy !req
35. I love you, Bonnibel.Copy !req
36. Yeah, me too, Bonnibel.Copy !req
37. Oh!Copy !req
38. Holy macaroni!
Can we do this all the time?Copy !req
39. Later, we can,
all the time.Copy !req
40. But for now-now, we got to
get our plan together.Copy !req
41. Easy... first,
take down The V.K.,Copy !req
42. kill him,
destroy him, and...Copy !req
43. Kill him!Copy !req
44. I like this plan!
It's got good bones!Copy !req
45. Well, the devil's
in the details.Copy !req
46. Like, how do
we even find him?Copy !req
47. I come to you!Copy !req
48. Vampire King!Copy !req
49. In the flesh!Copy !req
50. Not for long, sucka!Copy !req
51. Whoa!
I just want to talk.Copy !req
52. Oh, really?Copy !req
53. Why don't you step inside
for a nice chat?Copy !req
54. Aah!Copy !req
55. No, thank you.Copy !req
56. Whoa-oh-oh!Copy !req
57. Just hear me out,
Marceline.Copy !req
58. Hear this!Copy !req
59. Yowch!Copy !req
60. Will you calm down
and listen to...Copy !req
61. Shoot.Copy !req
62. Sorry.Copy !req
63. Stay calm.Copy !req
64. And nobody gets hurt.
I know what you must think of me.Copy !req
65. And you'd be right.Copy !req
66. My thirst for blood
is an awesome force.Copy !req
67. But in these new times,
I have a chance to try...Copy !req
68. A different course.Copy !req
69. I think I want to...Copy !req
70. Roll out!Copy !req
71. Thorn arm...
Activate!Copy !req
72. You gonna help or what?Copy !req
73. Let me finish my thought.Copy !req
74. Stake you!Copy !req
75. Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
76. This is the old way...Copy !req
77. Agents of darkness and light
in a tug-of-war.Copy !req
78. But now a creature can
step out of that struggle.Copy !req
79. In this age, why would I want
be the Vampire King anymore.Copy !req
80. I don't know.
Why would you?Copy !req
81. I wouldn't.
I submit.Copy !req
82. Remove the vampire essence
from my blood.Copy !req
83. Free me from the shackles
of my station.Copy !req
84. Hyah!Copy !req
85. Finn, what the heck?Copy !req
86. It's against my code
to strike a foeCopy !req
87. who's raised their bottom
to the sky.Copy !req
88. The enchiridion
explicitly states so.Copy !req
89. - Demma your rules.
- Demma good rule, dough.Copy !req
90. Out of my way!Copy !req
91. Look, eh?Copy !req
92. Look at these babies...
These pleading puppies.Copy !req
93. Hyah!Copy !req
94. Ohh!Copy !req
95. Whoops!
Should have staked him.Copy !req
96. How many times do you
want to do this, Marceline?Copy !req
97. Our lives are magnetized.Copy !req
98. We're in
a negative loop.Copy !req
99. But we can change our outcome
this time!Copy !req
100. I like the outcome
where you get staked!Copy !req
101. And you become
a vampire?Copy !req
102. Marceline...Copy !req
103. I know I was ruthless
in the past, but tell me,Copy !req
104. what's the one thing
you've noticed about the worldCopy !req
105. since you beat me
all those hundreds of years ago?Copy !req
106. Everything repeats
over and over again.Copy !req
107. No one learns
anythingCopy !req
108. because no one lives long enough
to see the pattern, I guess.Copy !req
109. But you've lived
long enough.Copy !req
110. I know, duh.Copy !req
111. And you still think
this is the right way...Copy !req
112. Fighting me?Copy !req
113. The other way's like
a black hole... an unknown.Copy !req
114. So let's consult a witch.Copy !req
115. No witches.Copy !req
116. I'm not afraid
of the unknown!Copy !req
117. I have the power
to change destiny!Copy !req
118. Queen of vampires!
You weigh the scales of fate!Copy !req
119. Spill my guts
or face the unknown!Copy !req
120. Either way,
I will not bite!Copy !req
121. For turning you would subjugate
me to the wheel of fortune,Copy !req
122. and I am a king,
not a hamster.Copy !req
123. My path runs
straight into the voidCopy !req
124. on a sick flaming chariot!Copy !req
125. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
126. Stake me!
I will not hide!Copy !req
127. Do it, chicken!
You make me sick!Copy !req
128. Okay, dag!Copy !req
129. - We'll take your stupid thing out!
- My what?Copy !req
130. - Your dang vamp juice, come on!
- Cool.Copy !req
131. - Let 'er rip!
- Wait!Copy !req
132. Huh? Aah!Copy !req
133. Whoops!Copy !req
134. - Truce, you guys.
- No funny business.Copy !req
135. "No funny business"
us or you?Copy !req
136. Him.Copy !req
137. What happened
to your pants?Copy !req
138. - Uh...
- Hold that thought!Copy !req
139. Oof!Copy !req
140. Finish him!Copy !req
141. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam!Copy !req
142. Finn, you can stop.Copy !req
143. Oh, okay,
now we're stopping.Copy !req
144. - Sorry, dude.
- It's chill.Copy !req
145. See?
No funny business.Copy !req
146. - Hey, Jake?
- What?Copy !req
147. Be cool.
Be like, "how's it going, V.K.?Copy !req
148. I'm Peppermint B.,
and I know all about you."Copy !req
149. No. That sounds lame.Copy !req
150. "Yo, V.K.,
sign my book, jerk!"Copy !req
151. No.Copy !req
152. We're home!Copy !req
153. Is the lab ready?Copy !req
154. Of course.
Is he here?Copy !req
155. Hey.Copy !req
156. Say something!Copy !req
157. Ask him to sign the book!Copy !req
158. Uh...Copy !req
159. Do it!
He's getting away!Copy !req
160. Wait!
Just a sec!Copy !req
161. Can you sign...Copy !req
162. Sorry, too late.Copy !req
163. Hey, peppermint Butler,Copy !req
164. I can hear your brains.Copy !req
165. Look inside your book.Copy !req
166. Okay, shields down,
everybody!Copy !req
167. A psychic autograph!Copy !req
168. Thank you,
Your Darkness.Copy !req
169. Here we go!Copy !req
170. Aaaaah!Copy !req
171. Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!Copy !req
172. His vampire essence
is now completely drained.Copy !req
173. Well, let's see
what we've got left.Copy !req
174. Kitty!Copy !req
175. Best makeover ever!Copy !req
176. Mmm.Copy !req
177. Hey, Pep.Copy !req
178. Milady?Copy !req
179. Are you sure your peepers
are all right?Copy !req
180. My inner vision is
extraordinarily developed.Copy !req
181. Okay, great,Copy !req
182. 'cause I need you to go
into the secret catacombsCopy !req
183. and bury this nasty
bucket of sludgeCopy !req
184. in the deep,
deep down.Copy !req
185. Just be uber-duber careful
not to drop it.Copy !req
186. Pure vampire essence
this powerfulCopy !req
187. could kaboom reality
off its whack.Copy !req
188. - Don't drop the bucket.
- Exactly.Copy !req
189. Will do.Copy !req
190. Whoa!Copy !req
191. Unh!Copy !req
192. Aaaaah!Copy !req
193. N-o-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
194. Whew!Copy !req
195. Mm, bucky.Copy !req
196. N-o-o-o-o-o...Copy !req