1. Who wants a cookie?Copy !req
2. Milk-dipped
chocolate-chip cookie!Copy !req
3. No, thanks.Copy !req
4. Now, come on, Finn.
You ha ve to eat.Copy !req
5. Open sesame!Copy !req
6. Uh, Jake... can't we get
rid of these clown nurses?Copy !req
7. They make me feel ridiculous.Copy !req
8. No way, man.Copy !req
9. Ugh!Copy !req
10. Well, now you know we
can't jump off of birds.Copy !req
11. I paid them up front.Copy !req
12. They don't leave until
the job's done.Copy !req
13. Besides...Copy !req
14. they're funny.Copy !req
15. Look! She just farted!Copy !req
16. Time for our love therapy.Copy !req
17. Wait... what are they doing?Copy !req
18. Whoa! Stop!Copy !req
19. Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?Copy !req
20. No! I just don't want
you kissing my toe!Copy !req
21. Now, now, honey.Copy !req
22. You got to understand
that this is the only wayCopy !req
23. to foo-foo your boo-boo.Copy !req
24. What does that even mean?Copy !req
25. I don't know, but I'm
feeling better already.Copy !req
26. Aah! That tickles.Copy !req
27. You want me to stop?Copy !req
28. No, keep going.Copy !req
29. You're gross, man.Copy !req
30. Look!Copy !req
31. "Deep in the forest of trees,Copy !req
32. there's a Cyclops whose magical
tears can heal any wound."Copy !req
33. See? See?Copy !req
34. Maybe you should leave
the medical decisionsCopy !req
35. to the medical professionals.Copy !req
36. And my professional
prescription isCopy !req
37. your toe needs c-razy smooches!Copy !req
38. It's the only way!Copy !req
39. Huh? What?Copy !req
40. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
41. There's another way!
There's my way!Copy !req
42. Let me show you my way!Copy !req
43. Aah! Let me go!Copy !req
44. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
45. Whoa!Copy !req
46. Oof!Copy !req
47. Huh?Copy !req
48. It's the only way!Copy !req
49. Whoa!Copy !req
50. Waah! Waah!Copy !req
51. Whoa!Copy !req
52. It's the only way.Copy !req
53. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
54. My way!Copy !req
55. Hmm.Copy !req
56. Ring! Ring!Copy !req
57. Look, there's only
two choices, bro.Copy !req
58. Take your pick.Copy !req
59. There's a path on the left...Copy !req
60. "Hair Fall Out path," no
more hair again e ver!Copy !req
61. Or the path on the right...Copy !req
62. "Smelly path," makes
you smelly forever.Copy !req
63. You won't believe it.Copy !req
64. Isn't there another way?Copy !req
65. No.Copy !req
66. - What if I just went...
- No. That's it.Copy !req
67. You have to choose.
There's no other way.Copy !req
68. Choosing is the only way.Copy !req
69. Choosing is the only way.Copy !req
70. It's the only way!Copy !req
71. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
72. Hey, listen, man...Copy !req
73. The Smelly Path's
actually not that bad.Copy !req
74. Uh... uhh...Copy !req
75. No! I choose my way!Copy !req
76. Aaaaah!Copy !req
77. My way.Copy !req
78. Hmm.Copy !req
79. Ring! Ring!Copy !req
80. Hello, dummy police?Copy !req
81. Yes, there's a strange dummy
lurking around my house.Copy !req
82. Okay. Yes.Copy !req
83. Thank you. Goodbye.Copy !req
84. What?Copy !req
85. I need to cross the river.Copy !req
86. The cyclops is over there.Copy !req
87. You can't cross this river.
It's impossible.Copy !req
88. Look, the current...Copy !req
89. It's so fast, it'll turn
your butt inside outCopy !req
90. for real, doofus.Copy !req
91. And the water's so acidic,Copy !req
92. it'll krump your boat in half.Copy !req
93. It's like orange juice.
It's gross.Copy !req
94. There's a bridge,
but it's a trap.Copy !req
95. Plus, the water's jammin'
with electric eels!Copy !req
96. Wow. So weird.Copy !req
97. Anyway, that's it.Copy !req
98. There's no other way
around, you dummy.Copy !req
99. But I need to get across.Copy !req
100. Listen what I'm telling you.Copy !req
101. There's no way!Copy !req
102. Ugly tramp.Copy !req
103. Glob, globbit, globbit, globbit!Copy !req
104. Huh? What are you saying?Copy !req
105. "Globbit, globbit"?
Who's globbit?Copy !req
106. Aah!Copy !req
107. My way!Copy !req
108. No!Copy !req
109. Peugghhh!Copy !req
110. Glibby-glab man, you're crazy!Copy !req
111. We're not even halfway across!Copy !req
112. You got to go back, man!Copy !req
113. It's the only way, you ugly,
fat-smelling, fathead!Copy !req
114. No! My way!Copy !req
115. Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
116. Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
117. Crazy!Copy !req
118. Globba, globba, globba, globba.Copy !req
119. Uh, excuse me, friend.Copy !req
120. Blblblblblblblblblblbl! Huh?Copy !req
121. You're pretty tall.Copy !req
122. Can you reach up there
and get my wheel for me?Copy !req
123. Got to get these melons
home to my wife.Copy !req
124. You know how it is.Copy !req
125. My way!Copy !req
126. Watch out, Rainy!Copy !req
127. Aah!Copy !req
128. Aah! Uhp!Copy !req
129. Oof!Copy !req
130. Rainy!Copy !req
131. Whoops. Uh...Copy !req
132. Man... I'm real sorry.Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. No doi, friend.Copy !req
135. But... I can still help.Copy !req
136. I-I'll fix your house for you.Copy !req
137. Just get out of here!
Leave us alone!Copy !req
138. Uh... I...Copy !req
139. Psycho Fink.Copy !req
140. Yaah!Copy !req
141. Hey! I know you're here
for my magical tears,Copy !req
142. but you won't have any,
because I never cry.Copy !req
143. I don't want them anymore.Copy !req
144. What? Stop lying!Copy !req
145. You're here for my
tears, aren't you?Copy !req
146. No. I hurt a small,
hairy man's wife.Copy !req
147. I just want to go home.Copy !req
148. You're just trying
to make me feel sadCopy !req
149. so you can steal my
tears when I cry,Copy !req
150. but I've got a heart
of stone, buddy.Copy !req
151. I'm evil!Copy !req
152. Dude! What's wrong with you?Copy !req
153. I said I don't want your tears!Copy !req
154. You're lying!Copy !req
155. I'm not lying!Copy !req
156. You stink at lying.Copy !req
157. Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man.Copy !req
158. Have it your way.Copy !req
159. Okay...Copy !req
160. I will have it my way!Copy !req
161. Huh?Copy !req
162. Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!Copy !req
163. Whoa. What?Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. I can't hear you!Copy !req
166. I said...Copy !req
167. my way!Copy !req
168. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
169. Huh?Copy !req
170. Magical teardrop.Copy !req
171. My way can still work!Copy !req
172. Yeah!Copy !req
173. Huh?Copy !req
174. I'm okay!Copy !req
175. Yay!Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. Whoa!Copy !req
178. Ow! Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
179. Huh?Copy !req
180. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
181. Yeah!Copy !req
182. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
183. Huh?Copy !req
184. Have you come crawling backCopy !req
185. for your proper
treatment, babylips?Copy !req
186. - Yah!
- Ohh!Copy !req
187. Kiss that!Copy !req
188. Oh, my. You look
horribly injured.Copy !req
189. My kisses will heal you.Copy !req
190. Now, how does that feel?Copy !req
191. Bittersweet.Copy !req
192. Hey, man.Copy !req
193. You want me to heal your
toe with my magical goo?Copy !req
194. Ahh! No, thanks.Copy !req
195. I think the kisses work better.Copy !req
196. Excuse me! Don't stop!
Keep going, please.Copy !req
197. You're gross.Copy !req
198. Hey! We all have our own ways.Copy !req
199. You know what?Copy !req
200. You're right.Copy !req