1. Huh?Copy !req
2. You got a lot of meat,
Wildberry Princess.Copy !req
3. Yeah, you know.Copy !req
4. Thanks for
cook-a-looking for us.Copy !req
5. Oh, you're welcome, Finn,Copy !req
6. and thank you for answering
my urgent summons.Copy !req
7. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
8. How can we aid thee?Copy !req
9. Oh, it's nothing, really.Copy !req
10. Someone's trying to kill me.Copy !req
11. Pbbbbbbht!Copy !req
12. Still tastes good.Copy !req
13. It's no big deal.Copy !req
14. Finish your pie.Copy !req
15. It is a big deal,
and I demand deets.Copy !req
16. Okay.Copy !req
17. I'm listening, but I'm
gonna keep eating.Copy !req
18. I suspect that I've
been targeted byCopy !req
19. the guild of assassins.Copy !req
20. Whoa! How do you know?Copy !req
21. I found this note stabbed
to my door... man.Copy !req
22. Princess, we vow to
protect your juice.Copy !req
23. Right, Jake?Copy !req
24. Sometimes I think
there's a monster whoCopy !req
25. lives in my stomach, and that's
why I'm hungry all the time.Copy !req
26. Uh... princess, let's continue
this briefing outside.Copy !req
27. I can't look at his mouth
when he gets like this.Copy !req
28. Mmm!Copy !req
29. Princess, want me to
finish off your pie?Copy !req
30. Yes, Jake... all my pies.Copy !req
31. Hmm?Copy !req
32. Hmm.Copy !req
33. A tiny cat.Copy !req
34. Whoa!Copy !req
35. Quiet, or you die!Copy !req
36. You're the assassin!Copy !req
37. Me-mow... assassin,
second class.Copy !req
38. But once I take
out a Princess...Copy !req
39. I "gadruate" to full membership!Copy !req
40. Well, I'm no Princess, sister!Copy !req
41. Yes, I know, but since
you've blown my cover,Copy !req
42. you will slay
Wildberry Princess!Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. I'd rather be
injected with poison!Copy !req
45. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
46. Okay.Copy !req
47. Um... I mean...Copy !req
48. I will assassinate
Wildberry Princess!Copy !req
49. Good.Copy !req
50. Oh, and if you try to trick
me, I'll poison you.Copy !req
51. My nose!Copy !req
52. Wow, it's like warm
garbage up in here!Copy !req
53. You... you done in there, Jake?Copy !req
54. Oh! Uh, yeah!Copy !req
55. So, um, Wildberry Princess...Copy !req
56. So, maybe it wouldn't be
so bad to be... killed.Copy !req
57. W-w-why would you say that?Copy !req
58. Dude!Copy !req
59. Are you trying to freak her out?Copy !req
60. I don't know.Copy !req
61. I'm just thinking out loud here.Copy !req
62. Are you trying to freak me out?Copy !req
63. Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin...
cess.Copy !req
64. Uh, you should... let me...
do something.Copy !req
65. And... it will be... good.Copy !req
66. What's going on out there?Copy !req
67. Take... this!Copy !req
68. And... that!Copy !req
69. Ooh, how do you like
this, Princess?Copy !req
70. Ooh!Copy !req
71. Uh, that's... very... good?Copy !req
72. I'm gonna pick you up
now and carry you...Copy !req
73. to the window!Copy !req
74. Jake, what are you...?Copy !req
75. No! Stop! Please!Copy !req
76. Wildberry Princess is dead!Copy !req
77. Shh.Copy !req
78. You did it! Well done!Copy !req
79. I guess I'll be on my way.Copy !req
80. Princess! Oh, princess!Copy !req
81. You're alive!Copy !req
82. We saw your crown next
to a pile of dirty meat.Copy !req
83. Then we slipped on the meat!Copy !req
84. And I thought I
tasted your juice.Copy !req
85. But it was just blood
from the meat!Copy !req
86. We're so glad it
wasn't actually you!Copy !req
87. You liar!Copy !req
88. Jake?Copy !req
89. Okay, Jake.Copy !req
90. I've injected you
with half the poison,Copy !req
91. and you'll be dead
in 30 minutes,Copy !req
92. unless you kill the Princess,Copy !req
93. which is when I'll
give you the antidote.Copy !req
94. Finn! Help me!Copy !req
95. What's wrong?Copy !req
96. If you say anything, I'll
stab you in the brain!Copy !req
97. Uh...Copy !req
98. Finn! Sing mom's lullaby!Copy !req
99. I'm so tired, Finn...
from the meat.Copy !req
100. Please?Copy !req
101. You have to lull me to sleep.Copy !req
102. Uh...Copy !req
103. I know you carry mom's music
box around in your backpack!Copy !req
104. Dude, I'm not gonna sing
mom's lullaby in front ofCopy !req
105. other people!Copy !req
106. Please? Ple-e-e-ase?Copy !req
107. All right.Copy !req
108. Real quick, while the
Princess is distracted.Copy !req
109. Finn, there's an
assassin in my nose andCopy !req
110. she poisoned me and is making
me kill Wildberry Princess!Copy !req
111. Dude, stop playing games!Copy !req
112. This is serious!Copy !req
113. "Cat... noise"?Copy !req
114. Oh, cats go meow!Copy !req
115. Shh!Copy !req
116. Shh! Shh! Shh!Copy !req
117. Jake! Jake! What are you doing?Copy !req
118. Sorry.Copy !req
119. Me-mow, still asleep?Copy !req
120. Gonna double-cross Jake...Copy !req
121. and leave him to die.Copy !req
122. Phew!Copy !req
123. If I can just grab
that antidote...Copy !req
124. Aha!Copy !req
125. Puppy... hoodies...Copy !req
126. I did it.Copy !req
127. What the flop, Jake?Copy !req
128. Treachery!Copy !req
129. Hyaaaah!Copy !req
130. Ooh!Copy !req
131. Time's running out, Jake.Copy !req
132. Do you want the antidote or not?Copy !req
133. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
134. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
135. Everything's cool.Copy !req
136. Everything's not cool!Copy !req
137. Wildberry Princess
is still in danger!Copy !req
138. Right. Right.Copy !req
139. Well, we should take
her somewhere safer.Copy !req
140. Do not make me
give you the rest!Copy !req
141. I know where to stash
you, Princess.Copy !req
142. Follow me!Copy !req
143. Ooh.Copy !req
144. Here, nobody can
take us by surprise.Copy !req
145. Finn, stand here with
your back to the cliff.Copy !req
146. I'll stay with W.B.!Copy !req
147. Then do what must be done.Copy !req
148. Oh, my!Copy !req
149. Look at how close
to the edge I am.Copy !req
150. Do it, Jake.Copy !req
151. Do it!Copy !req
152. I... I...Copy !req
153. I probably shouldn't!Copy !req
154. Ugh!Copy !req
155. Jake!Copy !req
156. I'm... full of... poison.Copy !req
157. The assassin!Copy !req
158. The name's Me-mow.Copy !req
159. If you let Jake die, so help
me, I will kill you, too!Copy !req
160. Try it, oaf!Copy !req
161. Give me the antidote!Copy !req
162. Face me, cat!Copy !req
163. Ugh!Copy !req
164. Give it up, Me-mow!Copy !req
165. You're only making
my face look cooler!Copy !req
166. You're at my mercy!Copy !req
167. Ha!Copy !req
168. You think you're hurting
me with that tiny dagger?Copy !req
169. We'll see who's laughing...Copy !req
170. When you're blind!Copy !req
171. It's over!Copy !req
172. Give me the antidote!Copy !req
173. What, this antidote?Copy !req
174. No!Copy !req
175. You... milk-lapper!Copy !req
176. Jake, come lick this tree bark!Copy !req
177. I'm coming.Copy !req
178. Forget it, kid.Copy !req
179. I gave jake enough poison to
kill a dog 50 times his size.Copy !req
180. Oh, no.Copy !req
181. Wait! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
182. Dog liver times 51!Copy !req
183. A magic dog?Copy !req
184. Nooooooo!Copy !req
185. How you feeling, dude?Copy !req
186. You've ruined me!Copy !req
187. I have to wait a whole year to
retake the assassin's test!Copy !req
188. Oh!Copy !req
189. Why don't I make
you my royal pet?Copy !req
190. Hyah!Copy !req
191. Oh, dear.Copy !req
192. Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!Copy !req
193. Are you naked?Copy !req
194. Oh, no.Copy !req
195. This is a medical condition.Copy !req
196. I need a hospital.Copy !req
197. We all need a hospital.Copy !req