1. In the kingdom of Ooo,
there is a galaxy of flavors,Copy !req
2. but only one taste sensation is
amazing enough to kill for —Copy !req
3. the Royal Tart.Copy !req
4. Royal Tarts
are very rare.Copy !req
5. They are only eaten at the most
sacred gathering in Ooo —Copy !req
6. The Annual Back-rubbing Ceremony.Copy !req
7. The tart is so legendary that
countless thieves will riskCopy !req
8. their lives for
just one bite.Copy !req
9. My head will be
decapitated ifCopy !req
10. the tarts don't make
it to the ceremony.Copy !req
11. I only trust one guy to deliver them —Copy !req
12. the Royal Tart Toter.Copy !req
13. Oh!Copy !req
14. He's magnificent!Copy !req
15. He used to be, but
he's gone mad and old.Copy !req
16. So he can't deliver
the tarts anymore.Copy !req
17. Cinnamon Bun offered
to fill the position,Copy !req
18. but he's kind of...Copy !req
19. half-baked.Copy !req
20. Hey, Princess! Here I go!Copy !req
21. I'm stuck.Copy !req
22. Princess, let us deliver the tarts.Copy !req
23. Are you sure, Finn?Copy !req
24. This is really important.Copy !req
25. Princess, I have never been
more sure of anythingCopy !req
26. in my whole life.Copy !req
27. I'll do anything it takes
to keep you alive and safe.Copy !req
28. We won't let you down.Copy !req
29. Well...Copy !req
30. I accept your offer.Copy !req
31. Welcome to the tarttorium!Copy !req
32. Wow!Copy !req
33. They're so beautiful.Copy !req
34. No, boys.Copy !req
35. Those are the reject tarts,
full of imperfections.Copy !req
36. These are the perfect tarts...Copy !req
37. safely packed into one of my
antigravity tote chambers.Copy !req
38. Tote sweet!Copy !req
39. Now, I want you to tote those
tarts through that tunnel.Copy !req
40. The Royal Tart path takes
you directly toCopy !req
41. the Royal Congressional Hall
in the Badlands.Copy !req
42. The path is really safe
and well protected,Copy !req
43. but keep your eyes peeled
for any sign of danger, okay?Copy !req
44. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
45. Yep.Copy !req
46. Good.
Now, here's your map.Copy !req
47. Hey, Princess, what are all
these bubbling chemicals allCopy !req
48. over the place?Copy !req
49. That's paralyzing potion, Finn!Copy !req
50. Don't touch it.Copy !req
51. It'll paralyze
you forever!Copy !req
52. Oh.Copy !req
53. Thank you, boys.Copy !req
54. And remember,
my head is on the line.Copy !req
55. All right.Copy !req
56. Let's hit it.Copy !req
57. Wait.
I got a sick plan.Copy !req
58. Go!Copy !req
59. Okay.Copy !req
60. Bye!Copy !req
61. Bye-bye!Copy !req
62. Bye-bye, now!Copy !req
63. - Goodbye!
- Bye!Copy !req
64. Bye!Copy !req
65. Ha! That was fun.Copy !req
66. But Why'd you do it?Copy !req
67. Look, everyone expects the tarts
to be on that Royal Tart path.Copy !req
68. Cinnamon Bun will be our decoy
while we take the one path noCopy !req
69. thief would expect a
tart toter to take —Copy !req
70. the desert of doom!Copy !req
71. I guess this is it.Copy !req
72. Huh.Copy !req
73. Not as scary as I
thought it'd be.Copy !req
74. Yeah, man.Copy !req
75. Mostly, it just looks empty.Copy !req
76. I mean, what thief would
ever hang out here?Copy !req
77. There's nothing to steal.Copy !req
78. You know, I think my plan
might be kind of brilliant.Copy !req
79. I mean, I'm not saying
Mn brilliant,Copy !req
80. but it's a pretty
brilliant plan, I think.Copy !req
81. True, true.Copy !req
82. This place is perfect
for totin' tarts.Copy !req
83. Yeah, and the back-rubbing ceremony
is right over those mountains.Copy !req
84. This tart tote is gonna
be a total cakewalk.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Whoa! Wait! Hold up!Copy !req
87. What is it'?Copy !req
88. Shh!Copy !req
89. It's a campfire —
close by.Copy !req
90. Does it smell like a tart
thief s campfire?Copy !req
91. Maybe.Copy !req
92. We better check it out.
Can't be too careful.Copy !req
93. D-don't burn it,
now, Grimby.Copy !req
94. Hush.Copy !req
95. I ain't gonna burn it.Copy !req
96. Crud!Copy !req
97. I was sure we'd be safe
in the desert of doom.Copy !req
98. What? What you saying?Copy !req
99. Those are dirty
tart burglars.Copy !req
100. I think they're
just dirty hobos.Copy !req
101. No, man.Copy !req
102. They are cold-blooded
tart destroyers,Copy !req
103. and we have to get them
before they get us.Copy !req
104. Why'?Copy !req
105. They're gonna kill Princess
Bubblegum by stealing our tarts.Copy !req
106. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
107. But how come J.J.
gets to hold it, Grimby?Copy !req
108. Aah!Copy !req
109. Ooh. Ow.Copy !req
110. Yeah! Go on! Get!Copy !req
111. We'll mess you up crazy!Copy !req
112. You, listen up and
tell your friends —Copy !req
113. the next time you want to
steal one of our tarts —Copy !req
114. You got tarts?Copy !req
115. You know we do!Copy !req
116. And the next time you
want to steal one,Copy !req
117. you picture this guy right
here chewing on your brain.Copy !req
118. What the...Copy !req
119. that thing's getting the tarts!Copy !req
120. Son of a...Copy !req
121. We're eating good tonight!Copy !req
122. Uh-oh.Copy !req
123. Man, he got like five or six.Copy !req
124. But my brilliant plan.Copy !req
125. Incoming transmission
from Princess Bubblegum.Copy !req
126. What the...Copy !req
127. Hey, Finn.Copy !req
128. I'm just checking in
using the Holo-pendant.Copy !req
129. How are my tarts doing?Copy !req
130. They're, um...
t-they're — they're —Copy !req
131. They're radical!Copy !req
132. No tart problems here.Copy !req
133. Uh, yeah, right.Copy !req
134. Everythings, uh, bazoobs.Copy !req
135. Oh, look —
Uh, somethings eclipsing the sun.Copy !req
136. It's so dark now.Copy !req
137. Finn? Finn?Copy !req
138. Oh, wellCopy !req
139. I'll see you soon enough.Copy !req
140. Transmission complete.Copy !req
141. I think the plan went awry.Copy !req
142. No. All this was just
some freak bad luck.Copy !req
143. But we still got some tarts,
and the princess is still safe.Copy !req
144. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
145. And who knows what kind of
freaky things might haveCopy !req
146. happened if we took
the Royal Tart path?Copy !req
147. Old Cinnamon Sun's probably
got his hands full.Copy !req
148. Bye. Goodbye.Copy !req
149. Bye-bye.Copy !req
150. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
151. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
154. Okay.Copy !req
155. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
156. Okay.Copy !req
157. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
160. Okay.Copy !req
161. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
162. Okay.Copy !req
163. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
164. Okay.Copy !req
165. Shall I hold that for you, sir?Copy !req
166. Okay.Copy !req
167. You know what?Copy !req
168. Even though it totally
wasn't our fault,Copy !req
169. it's probably for the best
that we lost those tarts.Copy !req
170. Huh? How?Copy !req
171. Well, it's like a reminder
to really stay sharpCopy !req
172. and play it extra safe.Copy !req
173. For instance,
take this scary cavern here.Copy !req
174. No sane person would ever bring
a tart down there, so...Copy !req
175. So no thieves.Copy !req
176. Exactly.Copy !req
177. You are on a roll today, buddy.Copy !req
178. Pee-yew!Copy !req
179. Yeah, pee-yew!Copy !req
180. Jake?
Yeah?Copy !req
181. Hey, man, did you just, like, sniff my butt?Copy !req
182. Uh, just now?Copy !req
183. Yeah.Copy !req
184. No.Copy !req
185. Huh. All right.Copy !req
186. Hmm. Hey, Finn?Copy !req
187. Yeah, Jake?Copy !req
188. Did you just, uh,
lick me all the way up my arm?Copy !req
189. No.Copy !req
190. Hmm. Strange.Copy !req
191. Jake, let me see those matches.Copy !req
192. Uh-oh.Copy !req
193. Man, we got got.Copy !req
194. There's only two left!Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. Aah!Copy !req
197. Incoming transmission
from Princess Bubblegum.Copy !req
198. Hello?Copy !req
199. We blew it, man.Copy !req
200. My plan sucked.Copy !req
201. It sucked all along, but
I was blinded by my hubris.Copy !req
202. Now PB's gonna get got,
and it's all my fault.Copy !req
203. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
204. Take it easy, buddy.Copy !req
205. We've still got two
whole tarts left.Copy !req
206. PB is gonna be fine.Copy !req
207. You really think so?Copy !req
208. Yeah, why not?Copy !req
209. Hey!
Keep off them tarts!Copy !req
210. Huh?Copy !req
211. I said back off
of them tarts.Copy !req
212. Are you an imbecile?Copy !req
213. But I —
right the bazoobs now!Copy !req
214. Finn,
he's got a laser gun!Copy !req
215. Yeah!
That's it. All right.Copy !req
216. Now I got to book it
to Nana's for brunch.Copy !req
217. See youse later.Copy !req
218. It's over.Copy !req
219. PB's gonna get croaked.Copy !req
220. Mm... yeah, or we could smash
in there and stop CongressCopy !req
221. from chopping her head off.Copy !req
222. You're right!Copy !req
223. Jake, let's go save
Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
224. No!Copy !req
225. Aah!Copy !req
226. Huh?Copy !req
227. Another perfectly
chopped tart!Copy !req
228. Let the Annual Back-rubbing
Ceremony begin.Copy !req
229. Dude, they're just slicing tarts.Copy !req
230. And there's Cinnamon Bun over there!Copy !req
231. Hey!Copy !req
232. He must have delivered the decoys.Copy !req
233. The ones we poisoned!Copy !req
234. No!Copy !req
235. Princess, don't eat that tart!Copy !req
236. Okay. Geez, Finn,
I won't eat that tart.Copy !req
237. I'll eat this other tart instead!Copy !req
238. Oh, Princess, no!Copy !req
239. The princess has been paralyzed.Copy !req
240. I'm not paralyzed.Copy !req
241. I'm gripped with the flavor!Copy !req
242. That means we must have been
carrying the poisoned tarts all along.Copy !req
243. Yep, all part of my master plan.Copy !req
244. Pbht! Whatever, man.Copy !req
245. Excuse me.Copy !req
246. What is this about poisoned
tarts and alternate plans?Copy !req
247. I-I — all right.Copy !req
248. Here it comes.Copy !req
249. I had a brilliant plan
to tote the tartsCopy !req
250. along a dangerous path,
but I mucked it up.Copy !req
251. You ought to give this
toter job to Cinnamon Bun.Copy !req
252. He's the real hero.Copy !req
253. Yeah!Copy !req
254. I'm sorry for not following
your instructions andCopy !req
255. for lying to you about it.Copy !req
256. Oh, Finn, I forgive you,
'cause I lied to you, too.Copy !req
257. They weren't going
to decapitate me.Copy !req
258. I just said that so you guys
wouldn't eat the tarts.Copy !req
259. Oh.Copy !req
260. So I guess we're even.Copy !req
261. Uh, yeah. I guess so.Copy !req
262. Ladies and gentlemen,
the Royal Tarts have arrived.Copy !req
263. The old tart toter.Copy !req
264. Nobody move.Copy !req
265. He can't see or hear,
but he can feel your movement.Copy !req
266. Hello?Copy !req
267. Eat my tarts'?Copy !req
268. This cosmic dance of bursting
decadence and withheldCopy !req
269. permissions twists all
our arms collectively,Copy !req
270. but if sweetness can win —
and it can —Copy !req
271. then I'll still be here tomorrow
to high-five you yesterday,Copy !req
272. my friend.Copy !req
273. Peace.Copy !req
274. Sheesh.Copy !req
275. Blah-la-luh.Copy !req
276. Hey, Jake,
give me some of that apple.Copy !req
277. Coming up.Copy !req
278. I know what you're
thinking about.Copy !req
279. Huh?Copy !req
280. KissingCopy !req
281. Princess Bubblegum
on the mouth!Copy !req
282. No, I'm not!Copy !req
283. And I wouldn't even
do that ever.Copy !req
284. Yeah, you would.Copy !req
285. You're just bad at
talking to ladies.Copy !req
286. Hmph!Copy !req
287. Ehggg-uh-ya-uh.Copy !req
288. Uh, should I keep going,
Mrs. Yoder?Copy !req
289. No, Finn, that's plenty.
Thank you.Copy !req
290. Okay.Copy !req
291. Let us know if you
need anything else.Copy !req
292. Hyah!Copy !req
293. You two are heroes!Copy !req
294. Hunh!Copy !req
295. Come on, dude.Copy !req
296. Hey, do you hear that?Copy !req
297. She called us heroes.Copy !req
298. Yeah, I heard.Copy !req
299. Huh?Copy !req
300. Hey!
How's it going?Copy !req
301. Ugh!Copy !req
302. Is that true,
what the bird said?Copy !req
303. You guys are heroes?Copy !req
304. Why are you hiding
in that shrub?Copy !req
305. Oh, I wasn't hiding.Copy !req
306. I'm a Tree Witch.Copy !req
307. I can turn into trees
and shrubsCopy !req
308. and bushes and stuff.Copy !req
309. Check it out.Copy !req
310. Bleh.Copy !req
311. So, listen,
I need you twoCopy !req
312. heroes to get me a
lock of Princess hair.Copy !req
313. Why do you need
Princess hair?Copy !req
314. Why?Copy !req
315. 'Cause I have a
balding problem!Copy !req
316. What, are you blind?Copy !req
317. Are you blind?Copy !req
318. No, we're not blind.Copy !req
319. I had no idea.Copy !req
320. I didn't know.Copy !req
321. Anyway,
I need the PrincessCopy !req
322. hair so I can put
it on my head.Copy !req
323. And then I'll be beautiful.Copy !req
324. Oh. Well, we know
lots of Princesses.Copy !req
325. Uh, can you, um,
give us a minute?Copy !req
326. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
327. Dude, I don't think
we should help her.Copy !req
328. Why not?Copy !req
329. 'Cause she's a witch!Copy !req
330. Maybe she's a good witch.Copy !req
331. Her?Copy !req
332. Are you kidding?Copy !req
333. Come on, look at her!Copy !req
334. If she was good,
she wouldn't be so ugly.Copy !req
335. Are you guys still talking?Copy !req
336. So what do we do?Copy !req
337. Tell her we can't help
her 'cause she's ugly?Copy !req
338. No, man,
she'll kill usCopy !req
339. or put a freaky
curse on us or something.Copy !req
340. Let me get rid
of her with someCopy !req
341. of my world-famous
"smoove" talking.Copy !req
342. Hey, sorry about that, girl.Copy !req
343. Ahh.Copy !req
344. You don't mind if
I take a load off,Copy !req
345. do you?Copy !req
346. What were you guys
talking about?Copy !req
347. How pretty you are.Copy !req
348. Huh?Copy !req
349. We were just sayingCopy !req
350. someone as pretty
as you doesn'tCopy !req
351. even need a
full head of hair.Copy !req
352. Isn't that right,
buddy?Copy !req
353. Uh, yeah, totally.Copy !req
354. Nuh-unh.Copy !req
355. Girl, if I didn'tCopy !req
356. already have a G.F.,
I'd be onCopy !req
357. you like butter on toast!Copy !req
358. I don't mind if you have aCopy !req
359. G.F.Copy !req
360. Oh. Um...Copy !req
361. Dude, I don't think
it's working.Copy !req
362. Yeah, I think I'mCopy !req
363. making things worse.Copy !req
364. Ah-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
365. Hey.Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. How would you...
court me?Copy !req
368. Um...
Spaghetti dinner?Copy !req
369. Hmm.Copy !req
370. Look, Lady, we can'tCopy !req
371. help you get
Princess hair.Copy !req
372. Why not?Copy !req
373. Because we only helpCopy !req
374. when someone's in danger.Copy !req
375. Oh!Copy !req
376. Well, why didn't you say so?Copy !req
377. Hey, uh, what's —Copy !req
378. Yaaah!Copy !req
379. Hey!Copy !req
380. There.Copy !req
381. Now someone's in danger.Copy !req
382. I told you she was evil!Copy !req
383. Grrrrrr!Copy !req
384. Yaah!Copy !req
385. Unh! Oof!Copy !req
386. What, you forget I'm a witch?Copy !req
387. Maybe.Copy !req
388. Well, maybe you
should get meCopy !req
389. some Princess
hair so maybe yourCopy !req
390. friend doesn't
get sucked intoCopy !req
391. my bottomless bottom!Copy !req
392. Nyuh!Copy !req
393. Get some Princess hair!Copy !req
394. All right, fine!Copy !req
395. Wait!Copy !req
396. Uh, you —
you can't tell anyoneCopy !req
397. why you need it.Copy !req
398. What? Why?Copy !req
399. I don't want
anyone to know ICopy !req
400. have a balding problem.Copy !req
401. O... kay.Copy !req
402. It's Princess Muscles' Castle!Copy !req
403. Hi, Finn.Copy !req
404. Uh, hey,Copy !req
405. Princess Muscles.Copy !req
406. What brings you by?Copy !req
407. Um, you were theCopy !req
408. nearest Princess,
and I need aCopy !req
409. lock of your hair.Copy !req
410. I understand.Copy !req
411. You do?Copy !req
412. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
413. Aah!Copy !req
414. What are you doing?Copy !req
415. Trying to give you a hug.Copy !req
416. Why?Copy !req
417. I want hair, not hug!Copy !req
418. Oh. I see.Copy !req
419. You want to take things slo-o-o-w.Copy !req
420. No!Copy !req
421. I — I'm here to save you!Copy !req
422. From your hair!Copy !req
423. It looks really bad!Copy !req
424. Cut it off, quick!Copy !req
425. Of course it looks bad.Copy !req
426. If I had beautiful,
shiny hair,Copy !req
427. no one would look
at my muscles.Copy !req
428. Unh! Hwuh!Copy !req
429. Come back when
you want toCopy !req
430. get serious
about loving me!Copy !req
431. I am terrible at
talking to ladies.Copy !req
432. Hmm.Copy !req
433. Where's a Princess?Copy !req
434. Princess?Copy !req
435. Princess...Copy !req
436. Princess...Copy !req
437. Who's that?Copy !req
438. It's Lumpy Space Princess.Copy !req
439. Does she live in
the woods now?Copy !req
440. G-g-get away
from my camp.Copy !req
441. I'll cut you!Copy !req
442. Hrm.Copy !req
443. I'm never gonna
go back home.Copy !req
444. Huh.Copy !req
445. Wait.
Does she even have hair?Copy !req
446. She does!Copy !req
447. Well... hair is hair.Copy !req
448. Oh, my glob.Copy !req
449. What the stuff
are you doing?Copy !req
450. Why are you
cutting my lumps?Copy !req
451. Because they're, uh...Copy !req
452. So —Copy !req
453. I knew you liked me.Copy !req
454. No! I don't!Copy !req
455. I-I'm just stopping
by because —Copy !req
456. Just admit it, Lover Boy!Copy !req
457. You can't resist me.Copy !req
458. Well, if you want
these lumps,Copy !req
459. you got to
put a ring on it!Copy !req
460. Where's my ring?Copy !req
461. Aah!Copy !req
462. I knew you liked me, Finn.Copy !req
463. That's why
you're running!Copy !req
464. Get in touch with
your feelings, babe!Copy !req
465. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
466. Huh?Copy !req
467. A graveyard?Copy !req
468. Yes!Copy !req
469. There's got to be a hairyCopy !req
470. Princess in
there that won'tCopy !req
471. think I'm
hitting on her!Copy !req
472. Princess.Copy !req
473. Princess.Copy !req
474. Princess?Copy !req
475. Ugh! Come on!Copy !req
476. Bingo!Copy !req
477. "Here lies
Princess Beautiful.Copy !req
478. She was so beautiful."Copy !req
479. Hey, that's perfect!Copy !req
480. And sort of macabre.Copy !req
481. Oh, well.Copy !req
482. Aha!Copy !req
483. Hi, Finn.Copy !req
484. Ohh!Copy !req
485. What?Copy !req
486. What are you —Copy !req
487. Please stop.Copy !req
488. Where's her hair?Copy !req
489. Thanks, Finn.Copy !req
490. "Here lies Princess beautiful.Copy !req
491. She was so beautiful...Copy !req
492. But died of baldness"?Copy !req
493. Dang it!Copy !req
494. I'm gonna look so beautiful.Copy !req
495. Invited to all the parties...Copy !req
496. Jake! Jake!Copy !req
497. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
498. Getting Princess hair is —Copy !req
499. is impossible!Copy !req
500. They all just think
I'm in love with them!Copy !req
501. Ugh!
I can't do it.Copy !req
502. You're gonna have
to spend theCopy !req
503. rest of your life in
this witch's butt.Copy !req
504. Noooo!Copy !req
505. Eh! Quiet down!Copy !req
506. I'm daydreaming!Copy !req
507. Dude, if they think youCopy !req
508. like them,
then use that.Copy !req
509. Embrace it!Copy !req
510. Find the least
terrible Princess you can,Copy !req
511. play her some music,Copy !req
512. cook her a meal,
"Smoove" talkCopy !req
513. her until she likes you.Copy !req
514. And then get the hair!Copy !req
515. Wait. You mean like
go on a date?Copy !req
516. Marry a Princess
if you need to!Copy !req
517. Just get her hair!Copy !req
518. Aaaah!Copy !req
519. Jake!Copy !req
520. Go get the hair!Copy !req
521. Okay! Hold on!Copy !req
522. Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
523. Hi, Finn!Copy !req
524. Uh...Copy !req
525. I need you to
come with me!Copy !req
526. Why?Copy !req
527. I'm watering right now.Copy !req
528. Just come on.Copy !req
529. We don't have
much time!Copy !req
530. What is this, Finn?Copy !req
531. We're gonna have
a spaghetti dinner.Copy !req
532. Whoa! Really?Copy !req
533. Where do we sit?Copy !req
534. Dyaaaaaaah!Copy !req
535. Um, Finn?Copy !req
536. Put your butt here!
Hurry!Copy !req
537. Oh.Copy !req
538. Hey, Simon,
make it romantic.Copy !req
539. Ow!Copy !req
540. Here, shove this
in your mouth!Copy !req
541. It's hot!Copy !req
542. Finn,
I don't understa—Copy !req
543. Please, Princess!Copy !req
544. Just stick it in
your mouth!Copy !req
545. Well, okay.Copy !req
546. You're lucky
I love spaghetti!Copy !req
547. Um, Princess...Copy !req
548. Do you like me?Copy !req
549. Finn, of course I like you.Copy !req
550. Really?Copy !req
551. Yeah!Copy !req
552. Yes! Now give me
some of your hair!Copy !req
553. Oh, Finn, that's sweet.Copy !req
554. Sure, I'll give you
some of my hair.Copy !req
555. Here.
Take it, you cutie.Copy !req
556. Thank you,
Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
557. My spaghetti!Copy !req
558. My cat had kittens,
and I'mCopy !req
559. thinking of naming one
"Little Whiner."Copy !req
560. What do you think?Copy !req
561. Is that a good name?Copy !req
562. Totally did it!Copy !req
563. Genuine Princess hair.Copy !req
564. You hear that, Jake?Copy !req
565. Just give it to her already!Copy !req
566. All right, Lady,
a deal is a deal.Copy !req
567. Ahh!Copy !req
568. This isn't hair!Copy !req
569. It's Bubblegum!Copy !req
570. What?Copy !req
571. It is Bubblegum!Copy !req
572. Well, I guess you failed.Copy !req
573. Say goodbye to your dog.Copy !req
574. Aaaah!Copy !req
575. Wait!Copy !req
576. What?Copy !req
577. If I learned anything today,Copy !req
578. it's that I'm awesome atCopy !req
579. talking to ladies!Copy !req
580. And, Lady,
you are crazy ugly!Copy !req
581. Wha-a-a-t?Copy !req
582. Dude!Copy !req
583. Having beautiful hairCopy !req
584. isn't gonna get
you anywhere,Copy !req
585. because you're ugly,
inside and out —Copy !req
586. So ugly I want
to throw up.Copy !req
587. Dude!Copy !req
588. No one will ever findCopy !req
589. you beautiful, ever!Copy !req
590. And it's got
nothing to do withCopy !req
591. the ol' chrome dome.Copy !req
592. It has to do with
what's in here.Copy !req
593. Can you get off
my friend now?Copy !req
594. D-u-u-ude.Copy !req
595. He's right.
Huh?Copy !req
596. Well, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
597. I know I'm ugly.Copy !req
598. And evil.Copy !req
599. But I thought if
I had some beautiful hair,Copy !req
600. I could learnCopy !req
601. how to love myself.Copy !req
602. Gee.Copy !req
603. I feel kind of bad.Copy !req
604. I don't.Copy !req
605. Hey, witch!Copy !req
606. Does it have to
be Princess hair?Copy !req
607. No.
Just beautiful hair.Copy !req
608. Well, then,
check this out!Copy !req
609. Ha ha-a-a-a-a-a!Copy !req
610. You'd really give
me your hair?Copy !req
611. Sure!Copy !req
612. So...
how do I look?Copy !req
613. Totally beautiful,Copy !req
614. inside and out!Copy !req
615. Thank you, Finn.Copy !req
616. And now to use my
hair for evil.Copy !req
617. What?Copy !req
618. 'Cause I'm evil!Copy !req
619. What did you
want from me?Copy !req
620. Ohh —Copy !req
621. Oh, no.Copy !req
622. I think I
fractured a branch.Copy !req