Adventure Time 2x2

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Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.

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1. Man, why am I so sleepy?

2. Dude, we've been up for like seven days.

3. For real-sies?

4. Yeah, for real-sies!

5. Remember? First, we saved the Slime Princess from the Ghost-Ship Vortex.

6. And then we slayed that fire dragon.

7. And that took a couple of days.

8. Then we went to LSP's quinceañera.

9. Oh, no way. You guys made it!

10. Helped Peppermint Butler with his Goblin problem.

11. I swear that I found it like this. I don't know what happened.

12. We'll take care of it, Peppermint Butler.

13. Saved Wildberry Princess from the Ice King.

14. I just wanna be happy!

15. - Then, we captured that Bandito. - Thanks, you guys.

16. Saved the house...

17. Thanks, you guys.

18. And fed that duck.

19. We've had a busy week.

20. I'm exhausted. But happy!

21. - Good night, buddy. - Good night!

22. That's right, Finn. Adventure'til you drop.

23. Yeah?

24. - Can you sleep? - No.

25. - I can't sleep either. - Yeah, what's going on with that?

26. I don't know. But...

27. I've got the strangest feeling...

28. That we're being watched.

29. Why is that horse staring at us?

30. That's super creepy.

31. Man, I just wanna go to sleep.

32. Well, maybe he's gone.

33. Not gonna be able to sleep with that horse watchin' me.

34. Let's just close the shade.

35. - Outta sight and outta mind. - Good work, Jake.

36. See ya in the morning, pal.

37. Why won't it stop?

38. All right, man.

39. Let's just go...

40. Push it off that hill or something.

41. Maybe we can just... Um... Politely ask it to leave.

42. Sure, man.

43. Hey! Get out of here, horse!

44. I want to go to sleep, and you're creeping me the math out!

45. Let me try. Diplomat style.

46. Pardon me horse, I beseech thou to split my land, this night.

47. But I will meet to come back for some luncheth, some other day.

48. Forget it, man. This horse is whack. It's got poo-brain.

49. Okay, you're right. We can try pushing it now.

50. Move, horsey!

51. Good Grod, Jake! Are you even pulling?

52. I'm super-pulling!

53. This horse has a ridiculous weight!

54. Math this. What now, man?

55. I don't want use my powers on you, horse,

56. because I'm so sleepy.

57. But you've pushed Jake too far!

58. Shouldn't be able to creepin' us out from way over there!

59. Let's get back to bed, buddy.

60. Oh yeah, I'm so ready for bed.

61. I wanna marry my bed.

62. Me too!

63. No more...

64. No more!

65. - Where are you going? - I have an idea!

66. I did it!

67. He can't stare at us if he's blind!

68. Look, man.

69. Why?

70. Stupid blindfold!

71. What's your deal, screwy? Why are you messin' with us, huh?

72. That horse is whack with poo-brain.

73. Yeah, I know, Finn.

74. I diagnosed this horse with whacked out poo-brain five minutes ago.

75. Dude, poo-brain means that we can lure it away from here using music.

76. Everything brainless likes music.

77. That's true! You're a genius!

78. All right horse, prepare to get lured!

79. Follow me, Horsie.

80. Jake? It's not luring!

81. So, Beethoven is not luring enough for you, is it?

82. Well, how about some... Mozart?

83. You're luring snakes! Stop!

84. Huh? Oh, nuts. Let me try and lure a mongoose!

85. Stop man!

86. - Dude... Let's kill the horse. - What?

87. I'm so tired, Finn!

88. No, man, we're not killing the horse.

89. Okay, we won't kill the horse.

90. We'll dress him up like a bunny! Haha!

91. And get a giant hawk. To kill him!

92. No, man! That is wrong.

93. Did I say the hawk would kill him?

94. I meant that the hawk would swoop down gently

95. and take him away to an island of sunshine

96. and love-stuff and take care of him.

97. Whoa. That sounds awesome.

98. - What do think? - It looks like a bunny?

99. Hey hawks, c'mon!

100. Jake... I think I see a hawk or two.

101. Cause more commotion to help the hawks!

102. Take the bunny!

103. Right here!

104. - Right here! - Here!

105. Hold him and fly away!

106. The bunny! The bunny!

107. What a beautiful sight.

108. We did it!

109. Back to sleep!

110. Good night, buddy.

111. Good night, buddy.

112. Ahh! It's in our house now!

113. That's obvious, Finn! You don't have to say that out loud!

114. Hey, this is all your fault, dude!

115. If you weren't so darn handsome, animals wouldn't always be staring at you!

116. You're just mad at me for being...

117. Handsome?

118. Yeah, well, you're the one who told me to lure snakes!

119. I told you to lure the horse! You lured the snakes!

120. There's even one here in my underpants!

121. Wait a minute, dude.

122. Can you see what this horse is doing?

123. It's tearing us apart.

124. Aw, man... You're right!

125. We have to get rid of this horse - for us!

126. I know, bro. I know.

127. Oh, Finn, this horse is bringing us together now.

128. This horse is a blessing.

129. What? Dude, you've lost it!

130. You... Wait, wait.

131. The horse is tearing us apart again!

132. You're right!

133. It's about the time that I show this horse... Who's the man.

134. - What are you going to do? - Say that to me again.

135. What are you going to do?

136. I'm going to kick that horse in the bottom!

137. Oh, my Grod!

138. The Ice King?

139. I should go.

140. - You were spying on us? - That's none of your business!

141. He was trying to learn our bedtime secrets!

142. Were you?

143. He was! Did you find out that I sleep "in the nude"?

144. It's none of your business how nude I sleep, Ice King!

145. None of your business!

146. Gentlemen. I'll see you later.

147. - Here's your sword, dude! - Thank you.

148. Jake! Jake! Look out!

149. Tell us why you were spying!

150. Snakes!

151. Quick! Throw them to the Ice King.

152. What's he doing?

153. He's using his ice powers!

154. Is that all the ice you have?

155. Yes.

156. Well, you should really have... More!

157. Well, we don't need anymore.

158. What if you had guests?

159. Guests bring their own ice!

160. Tell us why you were spying on us or we'll...

161. We'll cut off your stupid head!

162. Yeah, and make it quick cause we're both really sleepy.

163. OK, OK. I'll tell you. I was watching you...

164. To learn how to be happy.

165. What?

166. It's true! I would like to be happy like you guys.

167. But, I have no idea how.

168. So, you dressed up like a horse?

169. Have pity on me.

170. I've been so sad and miserable, I cry all the time.

171. But, whenever I see you two, you always look so happy.

172. But, they're just hopping each other.

173. So yes, I've decided to spy on you, dressed as a horse.

174. But... I guess my plan failed.

175. All I observed was you two arguing over...

176. How to get rid of me.

177. Hey, are you sleeping?

178. Is this it?

179. Sleeping?

180. Could it be that all I need is a good night's rest?

181. I'm... Still not happy.