1. All right, guys,Copy !req
2. hammer all these safety signs
around this dungeon hole.Copy !req
3. I've got to jet off on my swanCopy !req
4. to take care of some royal junk.Copy !req
5. You got it, Princess.Copy !req
6. Whatever you want,
mama.Copy !req
7. Bubblegum, away!Copy !req
8. Ow. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
9. There.Copy !req
10. That's the last sign, Jake.Copy !req
11. Now no one will ever go down
this hole ever.Copy !req
12. Probably a lot of dangerous,
awesome stuff down this hole.Copy !req
13. I better go
take a look.Copy !req
14. Don't, dude.Copy !req
15. For you see...Copy !req
16. that's the secret entranceCopy !req
17. to the dungeon
of the crystal eye.Copy !req
18. Whoa.Copy !req
19. Legend has it
that the eye restsCopy !req
20. in the deepest chamber
of this accursed dungeon.Copy !req
21. Man, we shouldn't even be
talking about it...Copy !req
22. 'cause it's lunchtime.Copy !req
23. The crystal eye.Copy !req
24. I want to meet this dungeon.Copy !req
25. Maybe after lunch.Copy !req
26. Eh, I'll skip lunch.Copy !req
27. Just catch up to me
when you finish.Copy !req
28. Yeah, right.
- What?Copy !req
29. Without the aid
of my magnificent powers...Copy !req
30. Huh? Huh?
You'd get killed down there.Copy !req
31. Hey, I can do things
without you!Copy !req
32. You want to bet I can't?Copy !req
33. Nope.Copy !req
34. Come get your sandwich.Copy !req
35. Listen to Jake, Finn.Copy !req
36. He only wants what's best for —Copy !req
37. Aah! Help me!Copy !req
38. Aah!Copy !req
39. Come put her out of her misery,
dude!Copy !req
40. We are betting!Copy !req
41. I bet that I'll get that crystal eyeCopy !req
42. and be back within
11 minutes!Copy !req
43. Ready set go!Copy !req
44. I better go after him.Copy !req
45. No, Jake.Copy !req
46. Stay here... With me.Copy !req
47. Oh, my.Copy !req
48. Dungeons!Copy !req
49. Chambers!Copy !req
50. Whoa!
Evil creatures!Copy !req
51. Treasure chests!Copy !req
52. Whoo!Copy !req
53. Doorways!Copy !req
54. Traps!
Yah!Copy !req
55. I'm in my eleme-e-e-e-e-e-nt!Copy !req
56. Huh?Copy !req
57. Meow?Copy !req
58. Oh!Copy !req
59. Mroooooow...Copy !req
60. Oh?Copy !req
61. Whoa!Copy !req
62. Somebody come pick up
your freaky cat!Copy !req
63. Greetings...Copy !req
64. Frank the human boy.Copy !req
65. How did you almost know
my name?Copy !req
66. I have approximate knowledge
of many things.Copy !req
67. For instance, I know that I am
possibly going to slay youCopy !req
68. and munch
on your eyeballs.Copy !req
69. Heh. Yeah, right.Copy !req
70. That sounds like idiot talk.Copy !req
71. You're trespassing
on my dungeon, manling.Copy !req
72. And I am the thing...Copy !req
73. you should be afraid of.Copy !req
74. You can't hurt me!Copy !req
75. I'm a radical boy on a mission
for the crystal eye!Copy !req
76. I'm going to unzip your skinCopy !req
77. and wear you like a little coat.Copy !req
78. Unzip this!Copy !req
79. Ha!Copy !req
80. Bleep! Oof!Copy !req
81. Yeow!Copy !req
82. Now you die!Copy !req
83. - Aah!
- Wait a second.Copy !req
84. Is that dog smell?Copy !req
85. You — you have a dog
with you?Copy !req
86. I'm out of here!Copy !req
87. Yeah, right!
Good excuse!Copy !req
88. Slaps.
That cat was kicking my buns.Copy !req
89. And it might
have finished my bunsCopy !req
90. if it weren't for Jake's
stank.Copy !req
91. Dang it, Jake!Copy !req
92. I'll get that crystal eye
on my own!Copy !req
93. With my own odors.Copy !req
94. Pressing on!
Let's see.Copy !req
95. No to skeletal-remains door.Copy !req
96. Whoa!Copy !req
97. No to giant
monster mouth door.Copy !req
98. Oh!
Giant key door it is!Copy !req
99. If Jake was here,Copy !req
100. he could stretch his hand
into a key and open it.Copy !req
101. Yeah! Key hand!Copy !req
102. Ouch.Copy !req
103. Hey. What the jug is that?Copy !req
104. Oh, sweet! The key!Copy !req
105. Ugh!Copy !req
106. Jelly cube?Copy !req
107. Come on!Copy !req
108. Give it to me!Copy !req
109. Don't flaunt it if you're not
gonna give it up!Copy !req
110. Unh!Copy !req
111. I'll never get that crystal eye!Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. No, I just got to stay pumped.Copy !req
114. Pump it up!
Pump it up!Copy !req
115. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
116. Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
117. Whoa! Oof!Copy !req
118. Steady, Finn.Copy !req
119. This place is probably more
creeped out of youCopy !req
120. than you are of it.Copy !req
121. Hup!Copy !req
122. Halt!Copy !req
123. Come no further, adventurer!Copy !req
124. For you see, none can defeat...
the bucket knight!Copy !req
125. Okay.
Then I won't fight you.Copy !req
126. No! You must
challenge me to —Copy !req
127. Hey, cutie, do you know how
to get the crystal eye from here?Copy !req
128. Yes, it's through that door
over there, but —Copy !req
129. - Thanks!
- Hey!Copy !req
130. You can't pass through that
door without battling me!Copy !req
131. Yes, I can!Copy !req
132. Because I'm huge
compared to you!Copy !req
133. Just add water and...Copy !req
134. exponential growth!Copy !req
135. Aw, buckets.Copy !req
136. Now activate
thine own powers,Copy !req
137. and we shall engage
in thrilling single combat!Copy !req
138. Heh, thing is...Copy !req
139. I don't really have any powers.Copy !req
140. I see.Copy !req
141. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
142. Dang it!
Jake wouldn't be running!Copy !req
143. He'd grow all big.Copy !req
144. And sock you
right in the nose hole!Copy !req
145. Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
146. Aw, nutzoids!Copy !req
147. Haaah!Copy !req
148. Come on!Copy !req
149. All aboard the knuckle train
to fist planet!Copy !req
150. Oof! Unh!Copy !req
151. I rode the knuckle train?Copy !req
152. But...
I'm in my element.Copy !req
153. Yaaaaaah!Copy !req
154. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Unh!Copy !req
155. That sucked.Copy !req
156. All right, Finn.
You're in a heavy pickle here.Copy !req
157. You don't have Jake,Copy !req
158. but you can
still handle this!Copy !req
159. Meow?Copy !req
160. You can still get that
crystal eye!Copy !req
161. Hey...Copy !req
162. my dinner is back.Copy !req
163. And your dog isn't with you.Copy !req
164. That's what you said, right?Copy !req
165. Jack the dog is not
"accompanying" you?Copy !req
166. You mean Jake?Copy !req
167. Jake, jack, whatever.Copy !req
168. He's not here,Copy !req
169. which means
I'm going to rip your heart out.Copy !req
170. Crud, crud,
crud, crud, crud!Copy !req
171. You can't hide from me, Jim!Copy !req
172. I know almost everything,
remember?Copy !req
173. I know exactly where
you might be, Jim.Copy !req
174. I'm about to pounce on you.Copy !req
175. One...Copy !req
176. two...Copy !req
177. three!Copy !req
178. Aw, man!Copy !req
179. Thought you'd be
behind this rock.Copy !req
180. Hmm.Copy !req
181. All right, I know
where you are now,Copy !req
182. and I'm about to pounce
again!Copy !req
183. 1 ... 2... 3!Copy !req
184. Aw, man!Copy !req
185. Well, there's only a few more
places to look.Copy !req
186. Oh, Jake...Copy !req
187. I'm such a fool!Copy !req
188. A silly, silly fool!Copy !req
189. Shh.Copy !req
190. Who the heck —Copy !req
191. Hey...
It's okay.Copy !req
192. Shh.
I'm your guardian angel, Finn.Copy !req
193. I'm here to save you.Copy !req
194. R-Really?Copy !req
195. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
196. Come here.Copy !req
197. Let the angel pick you up.Copy !req
198. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
199. This is radical!Copy !req
200. Are you comfortable?Copy !req
201. Would you like some snacks?Copy !req
202. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
203. Here. Let me clean you up
and mend your clothes.Copy !req
204. I'm taking you to the chamber
of the crystal eye...Copy !req
205. Aw, yeah!Copy !req
206. where I'm going to cook you
and eat your flesh.Copy !req
207. Wow...Copy !req
208. Wait. What?Copy !req
209. Trust in your...Copy !req
210. guardian angel!Copy !req
211. Put me down, lady!Copy !req
212. As you wish.Copy !req
213. Waaah! Unh!Copy !req
214. Aw, man.Copy !req
215. Everyone wants
to eat me up.Copy !req
216. It's probably
'cause I'm so sweet.Copy !req
217. Now, for little-kid soup.Copy !req
218. The secret is a low flameCopy !req
219. over a long period.Copy !req
220. That's Jake's secret,
too.Copy !req
221. Sure hope he saves me.Copy !req
222. I will save thee, Finn.Copy !req
223. Lady, you are sick!Copy !req
224. - Oh, Jake.
- What?Copy !req
225. - Jake!
- Finn!Copy !req
226. What are you doing
here?Copy !req
227. Heh, heh, I was looking
for you, knucklehead.Copy !req
228. I was so worried that,
right after lunch,Copy !req
229. I plunged into
the dungeon after you.Copy !req
230. Strangest thing, though.Copy !req
231. I kept running into obstacles.Copy !req
232. Choose your dueling weapon!Copy !req
233. Eh... Um...Copy !req
234. uh, I choose...Copy !req
235. Sandwich!Copy !req
236. The challenges were
impossible for me.Copy !req
237. But you would have blown
right through them.Copy !req
238. I kept asking myself,
"what would Finn do?"Copy !req
239. Just... frustrating.Copy !req
240. You know what I mean.Copy !req
241. Yeah, I think I do.Copy !req
242. Now let's figure out a way out
of this cage!Copy !req
243. Got it covered...Copy !req
244. with key hand!Copy !req
245. I don't see any keyholes
in this cage, though.Copy !req
246. Not a problem, man.Copy !req
247. Lock hand!Copy !req
248. I'll get us out...Copy !req
249. with carrot hand!Copy !req
250. Heh heh.Copy !req
251. Aah!Copy !req
252. Come on, man.Copy !req
253. We still got
a couple minutes leftCopy !req
254. to steal that crystal eye
and win your bet!Copy !req
255. Wait.Copy !req
256. You'd help me win a bet
that I madeCopy !req
257. about how I could accomplish something
without you?Copy !req
258. Just hop on my powdered
doughnut, boy!Copy !req
259. Cling!Copy !req
260. There it is — the crystal eye!Copy !req
261. Let's give this
the good old friendship lift!Copy !req
262. Whoa.Copy !req
263. Friendship, g-o-o-o!Copy !req
264. Hyah!Copy !req
265. At least if I die,Copy !req
266. I'll die with
my best friend!Copy !req
267. Me too!Copy !req
268. Get on my swan!Copy !req
269. - Ooh!
- Okay!Copy !req
270. I hope you learned
a lesson from all this!Copy !req
271. Uh, we learned that two heads are better
than one head?Copy !req
272. Working together is better
than not working together?Copy !req
273. Whatever.Copy !req
274. Grr.Copy !req
275. It looks like that's
not the answer she wanted.Copy !req
276. Uh...Copy !req
277. I learned that
you are a very, uh,Copy !req
278. intelligent Princess?Copy !req
279. You're darn right I am.Copy !req
280. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
281. Princess Bubblegum,
awa-a-a-a-a-a-y!Copy !req