1. And as it waded through
the carnage it had wrought,Copy !req
2. the vampire smashed their skulls
just for the fun of it!Copy !req
3. No way!Copy !req
4. Yes way! It did!Copy !req
5. And, also, the vampire
hunched over its victimsCopy !req
6. and breathed
their vaporized blood mist!Copy !req
7. Ah, geez!Copy !req
8. Jake, is this stuff
you're saying true,Copy !req
9. or are you just
trying to mess me up?Copy !req
10. You have to be honest.Copy !req
11. Oh, it's true, man.Copy !req
12. I heard it
through a reliable source.Copy !req
13. Reliable? Rats.Copy !req
14. Yeah, some say
it haunted this very tree!Copy !req
15. - This tree?
- Good night!Copy !req
16. Jake!Copy !req
17. You're full of it, Jake!Copy !req
18. No worms on the bed!Copy !req
19. Huh?Copy !req
20. Huh?Copy !req
21. Jake! Jake!Copy !req
22. I saw someone
outside the window!Copy !req
23. It must be the vampire,
and I think we're unprepared, so I —Copy !req
24. Relax, buddy.
I made that story up.Copy !req
25. I was just trying to scare you.Copy !req
26. But you said you heard it
from reliable source.Copy !req
27. I made that up, too.Copy !req
28. I was trying to scare you,
and it worked!Copy !req
29. Whoa!Copy !req
30. No one's outside.Copy !req
31. Whew!Copy !req
32. It was just the wind,
scaredy-cat.Copy !req
33. I wasn't scared.
I was singing.Copy !req
34. I was singing my scream song.Copy !req
35. You're a total wuss, man.Copy !req
36. Hey, guys. What's up?Copy !req
37. I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.Copy !req
38. Are you gonna smash my skull
and breathe my blood mist?Copy !req
39. Don't suck our blood!Copy !req
40. Calm down, weenies.Copy !req
41. I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
42. So...Copy !req
43. You don't suck blood?Copy !req
44. Sometimes I do, but it's not
the blood that I like.Copy !req
45. It's the color.
I eat shades of red.Copy !req
46. Golly!Copy !req
47. Mmm!Copy !req
48. Wow, I'm exhausted.Copy !req
49. I've been traveling all over
the Land of Ooo,Copy !req
50. and I've seen some stuffCopy !req
51. that would really make you say,
"like what?"Copy !req
52. Like what?Copy !req
53. I found a School of Goldfish
Beasts.Copy !req
54. Yah! Yee-haw!Copy !req
55. And I fooled around
in the Fire Kingdom.Copy !req
56. Ooh!Copy !req
57. Oh, and check these out.Copy !req
58. Nuts?Copy !req
59. Oh, these aren't just
ordinary nuts.Copy !req
60. You're wonderful.Copy !req
61. Yeah, uh, thank you
for not sucking our blood.Copy !req
62. You guys seem cool, too.Copy !req
63. But as you can imagine,
I'm really tired,Copy !req
64. so you two should probably
get going.Copy !req
65. What?Copy !req
66. Look.Copy !req
67. "M" for "Marceline."Copy !req
68. Oh, man.Copy !req
69. I carved it in this tree
years ago —Copy !req
70. long before you two
rascals started squatting here.Copy !req
71. But seriously, guys, thanks for
keeping the place warm for me.Copy !req
72. Like, really great. Thanks.Copy !req
73. Huh?Copy !req
74. Good night!Copy !req
75. Come on, Finn,
let's get out of here!Copy !req
76. She can't kick us out
of our house!Copy !req
77. No, Finn, wait!Copy !req
78. Get down here, lady,
and fight me!Copy !req
79. She's a vampire, dude!Copy !req
80. What?Copy !req
81. I'm gonna kill her!Copy !req
82. Dude, if half the stories I've heard
and/or made up are true,Copy !req
83. vampires will kill you.Copy !req
84. There's no question.Copy !req
85. But what about our home?Copy !req
86. A vampire took it!Copy !req
87. Ah, we should go house hunting —
bag us a new house.Copy !req
88. But I like our home.Copy !req
89. Finn, house
hunting is wild!Copy !req
90. You got to try it!Copy !req
91. Really?Copy !req
92. Yeah, man.
It is so nuts!Copy !req
93. You always
know what to say.Copy !req
94. Blah, blee, bloo, blah,
blah, bloobity, blah, bloop!Copy !req
95. Okay, I'm convinced.Copy !req
96. Let's roll!Copy !req
97. Sweet, things are gonna
start going our way.Copy !req
98. Hey, look. See?
What did I tell you?Copy !req
99. This is weak!Copy !req
100. I don't even like
any of these places.Copy !req
101. I want to go home.Copy !req
102. Finn, let me tell you
a little somethingCopy !req
103. about what
"home" really means.Copy !req
104. I don't want to hear
a lecture, dude.Copy !req
105. I just want to go home.Copy !req
106. With your lucky stars
to guide you from above.Copy !req
107. Yeah, I guess
I'd rather be out here,Copy !req
108. wrapped in your ear,Copy !req
109. than be in some
awesome house all by my...Copy !req
110. souse.Copy !req
111. I'd rather be dancing
with some babes.Copy !req
112. Shut up, dude!Copy !req
113. Gross.
This place looks gross.Copy !req
114. And abandoned.Copy !req
115. And abandoned.
And abandoned. And abandoned.Copy !req
116. Whoa, bro!Copy !req
117. Want to just live in here?Copy !req
118. Yes.Copy !req
119. So, what do
you think, man?Copy !req
120. We did pretty good for
ourselves.Copy !req
121. Yeah, we did.Copy !req
122. So, uh, what should we do first
in our new digs?Copy !req
123. Let's trash it
and throw a party!Copy !req
124. This is it.
Feeling good.Copy !req
125. Feeling — I'm feeling
like we did it.Copy !req
126. I'm feeling, like,
completely satisfied.Copy !req
127. Nothing else can go wrong,
you know, Jake?Copy !req
128. - Yeah, man.
- Oh, yeah. I know, too.Copy !req
129. Hey, Finn.Copy !req
130. She's back!Copy !req
131. Wow, pretty awesome
party you got here.Copy !req
132. What do you want,
Marceline?Copy !req
133. Oh, I just want to show
you something.Copy !req
134. This cave belongs to me!Copy !req
135. What?Copy !req
136. Thanks for fixing
the place up for me.Copy !req
137. You — you can't take
our home twice!Copy !req
138. Aah!
It's vampire-fighting time!Copy !req
139. Finn, no!Copy !req
140. Vampires will kill you,
remember?Copy !req
141. But she's taking
our home again!Copy !req
142. We're home as long
as we're together!Copy !req
143. Blah, blah, blee, blah,
bloop, remember?Copy !req
144. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
145. Okay, Marceline,
I'm gonna let you keep this cave,Copy !req
146. but only because
Jake is my home.Copy !req
147. And he's way better than all
your homes combined!Copy !req
148. You know, you're right.Copy !req
149. I guess I'll take him, too!Copy !req
150. What?Copy !req
151. I'll bite him a little...Copy !req
152. Aah!Copy !req
153. maybe turn him into a zombie.Copy !req
154. No!Copy !req
155. - Let go of Jake!
- Make me.Copy !req
156. You okay, pal?Copy !req
157. No one... makes me...Copy !req
158. let go of Jake!Copy !req
159. I'm not scared of you!Copy !req
160. You're pathetic, little boy.Copy !req
161. You're pathetic!Copy !req
162. Get ready for
an uppercut, you dog!Copy !req
163. Make me.Copy !req
164. Blah, blah!Copy !req
165. Blah!Copy !req
166. I...
got to help my buddy!Copy !req
167. Your blood is mine!Copy !req
168. Uh-oh.Copy !req
169. Ow!Copy !req
170. That... actually hurt, Finn.Copy !req
171. Mwah!Copy !req
172. W-Why you didn't just kill me?Copy !req
173. 'Cause that was fun!Copy !req
174. Whew, I haven't fought
like that in years.Copy !req
175. Thanks, Finn.Copy !req
176. Finn.Copy !req
177. A-Aren't you dead?Copy !req
178. Nah, before she bit me,
I used my powersCopy !req
179. to shrink all my guts and blood
over to my thumb, see?Copy !req
180. You two are pretty hard core.Copy !req
181. I can appreciate that.Copy !req
182. So... so does that mean
we can have our old house back?Copy !req
183. Yeah, keep it...Copy !req
184. as a gift from me!Copy !req
185. Blah!Copy !req
186. Yeah! Huh?Copy !req
187. Did you guys
get on the bed?Copy !req
188. I told you,
you're not allowed!Copy !req
189. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Come here, friends. Hug me.Copy !req
192. Oh, yeah. Hug me.Copy !req