Adventure Time 1x1

Directed by Larry Leichliter

Dee Bradley Baker as Mr. Cream Puff / Mr. Cupcake / Chet (voice) • Maria Bamford as Manfried / Chocoberry / Candy Corn Girl (voice) • Jackie Buscarino as Eclair Boy (voice) • Steve Little as Zombie Candy Heart / Peppermint Butler / Gumball Guardian #2 (voice)

Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.

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1. Yeah, you think you're

2. pretty way up there, but I can get you.

3. All right.

4. Let me just add three more drops

5. of explosive diarrhea...

6. Ooh!

7. Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we

8. bring the dead back to life,

9. will they be filled with worms?

10. No.

11. If my decorpsinator serum works,

12. then all the dead candy people

13. will look as young and healthy as you do.

14. Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh!

15. Pick up that platter, tough guy.

16. Old Mr. Creampuff?

17. We used to date.

18. Something's happening!

19. Come on! Come on!

20. Work!

21. Su... g-g-gar!

22. Algebraic! Wait.

23. Something's wrong.

24. Sugar!

25. Ohh! Aah!

26. Whoo-hoo!

27. Hey, look!

28. The decorpsinator serum is working.

29. No! This is wrong!

30. They're not coming back to life!

31. They're still dead!

32. My decorpsinator serum — it's incomplete!

33. Rah!

34. Must eat sugar!

35. You're grounded, Mister.

36. Oh, this is really bad.

37. They're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom.

38. Why?

39. Because the candy people

40. are made of sugar,

41. you ding-dong!

42. Gimme some sugar, baby.

43. Aah!

44. Chew on this!

45. Good one, Finn.

46. Quickly! To the kingdom!

47. Get a life!

48. All citizens of

49. the Candy Kingdom!

50. Report to the palace immediately!

51. Let's go.

52. The Princess needs us. Whoa!

53. Hurry, sweet citizens.

54. All right!

55. You heard the Princess! Everyone in!

56. All right. No pushing. Come on.

57. Dude, what's up?

58. The Princess will

59. explain everything.

60. Tree trunks, get those hot buns

61. in here, girl.

62. Oh, I hope it's not bad news.

63. Did we get everyone?

64. All present and accounted for.

65. Thanks, Manfried.

66. You're welcome.

67. Citizens, we are

68. assembled here in the candy

69. foyer for a momentous announcement.

70. Tonight, we are all going to

71. have... a slumber party!

72. What?

73. Wait, what about the zom—

74. go ahead and start partying!

75. But, Princess, the undead!

76. We'll be right back, everyone.

77. Whoo!

78. Finn, the candy

79. people can't know about the zombies.

80. Wha?

81. If they knew, they would flip out!

82. What do you mean, "flip out"?

83. I mean they would

84. flip out!

85. Princess?

86. It's me — Starchie the Gravedigger.

87. I brought you a larger corpse shovel.

88. Uh, Princess?

89. Well, I'll just wait for you

90. here, then, by the Mausoleum,

91. with my back turned and my

92. defenses lowered.

93. - Huh?

94. Sugar!

95. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

96. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

97. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

98. Candy people explode

99. when they get scared?

100. Not telling the

101. candy people about the zombies

102. is so important that you need to

103. promise — royal promise —

104. not to let anyone find out about

105. the zombies — ever.

106. Okay. Sure.

107. No, Finn.

108. You have to Royal promise.

109. Yes, I royal promise.

110. Now, I must

111. cloister myself in the lab and

112. finish the equation to my

113. decorpsinator serum.

114. You keep the candyfolk

115. distracted and ignorant.

116. Can you do that?

117. Yes, your highness.

118. Good.

119. Don't tell anyone about the zombies —

120. never, ever.

121. Oh, wait.

122. Can I at least tell Jake?

123. Tell me about what, dude?

124. You know, about the

125. outbreak of zom—

126. All right, what's going on?

127. Uhhh... uh, nothing at all, buddy!

128. Hey, dude, I think you

129. and Bubblegum are up to something.

130. Aah!

131. What? No! No way!

132. Whoa!

133. You guys are up to something!

134. Is it some sort of prank?

135. Can I get in on it?

136. Who wants to play

137. "Truth or Dare"? Hmm.

138. Okay.

139. Chocoberry, you may choose

140. someone to ask a deep truth or a

141. saucy dare.

142. Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?

143. Dare.

144. I dare you to take off your wrapper.

145. Ooooooh!

146. Hey, seriously, man,

147. I'm your bro.

148. Bros are supposed to tell bros

149. everything all the time.

150. What are you and Bubblegum up to?

151. Is everything all right?

152. Yep — fine. Everything is great.

153. Except for that. Whoa!

154. I didn't know he was chocolate.

155. Jake, tr-r-r-r-uth or dare?

156. Truth.

157. Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?

158. I can't eat chocolate

159. or fudge 'cause I'm a dog and

160. they would probably kill me,

161. but... hmm... probably...

162. Neither!

163. Finn, truth or dare?

164. Dare! Ha ha!

165. I dare you...

166. to tell me the truth about

167. what's going on in your mind.

168. What were you and Bubblegum

169. talking about when you were alone together?

170. Oooooooh!

171. Umm... uh...

172. the truth is... uhh...

173. You promised you

174. wouldn't frickin' tell anyone!

175. Oh, you're so cute, Finn.

176. Uhhh...

177. the truth is...

178. that I'd rather play "dodge socks"!

179. I'm not playing "Dodge Socks"

180. till you stop dodging my questions. Hey.

181. Old Mr. Creampuff?

182. Isn't he dead?

183. Uh, give me my sock back!

184. "Dodge Socks" was a bad idea! Whoa!

185. Look, dude, just tell me what's

186. up, because you are crazier than

187. a cannibal tonight.

188. Oh, my goodness.

189. Princess hasn't finished the equation,

190. and the zombies are here!

191. I, uh... just want this slumber

192. party to be super-fun!

193. And if I did have something to

194. tell you, then I would,

195. in a second, and it would make my

196. life easier, unless there was

197. something stopping me,

198. like a promise, but there isn't,

199. so I won't, so it's cool.

200. Sugar!

201. What? You lost me.

202. Uh... hey...

203. you know what time it is?

204. Adventure Time? No!

205. Time for "Seven Minutes in Heaven."

206. - You're first! - Really?

207. Lady Rainicorn, in the

208. closet with Jake!

209. Okay, okay, all right.

210. But in seven minutes,

211. I'm gonna come out there and make you

212. spill your beans, Finn.

213. I can't hear you all

214. the way in heaven!

215. Sugar!

216. Must eat sugar!

217. Sugar!

218. Um... does anyone else hear that?

219. What?

220. Hear what?

221. I-I don't hear anything.

222. I hear something I don't understand,

223. and it makes me scared!

224. What? No, Chet.

225. Everybody wait.

226. What noise?

227. You mean... this noise?

228. Oh!

229. Yeah! Dance it!

230. Bust it up! Uh-oh-oh!

231. What is this game you are

232. playing at now, Finn?

233. Uhhh...

234. It's "Blockado."

235. The game of barricades.

236. Come on — let's block all the

237. entrances and windows.

238. Blockado!

239. Blockado!

240. All right, this is not

241. a permanent solution.

242. Think, Finn.

243. How can you keep everyone from finding out?

244. Find out about what, Finn?

245. Manfried!

246. The talking pińata!

247. Your convenient appearance gives

248. me a great idea!

249. Everybody, grab a stick!

250. New game — we're gonna smash some pińatas!

251. What?

252. Except for you, Manfried.

253. Oh, thank goodness.

254. Now, everybody don

255. these blindfolds.

256. Thanks, taffy girl.

257. All right, everybody, get together.

258. I'm hanging the pińatas.

259. They're all around you.

260. Smash the pińatas!

261. Yeah! Hwah! Hwah! Hyah! Wah!

262. Yeah!

263. You guys are on fire!

264. Ehh!

265. Mmm! Mmm!

266. Oh, it is so tasty.

267. We did it!

268. My improbable plan worked.

269. Whew! Annyong!

270. Seven minutes up yet?

271. Whoa!

272. What the nuts happened here?

273. Oh, we killed all the

274. zombies that Princess Bubblegum

275. and I raised from the dead.

276. Really? Huh?

277. J-Jake? What's going on?

278. Wha?

279. Finn!

280. Did you break your royal promise?

281. Yeah, but... I mean, all

282. the zombies are dead.

283. The candy people won't freak out.

284. What's the big deal?

285. This is really, really bad, Finn!

286. You can't break royal

287. promises — never, ever, never,

288. no matter what, forever!

289. The guardians of the royal

290. promise are coming for us.

291. Finn the Human,

292. you have broken a royal promise,

293. for which the penalty

294. is trial by fire.

295. That's stupid.

296. Wait!

297. He's my friend!

298. Isn't there another option?

299. Yes.

300. Because you care for the

301. promise-breaker, we will give

302. him a less-hot trial.

303. You must now answer...

304. Math questions!

305. Mathematical!

306. Finn, you're terrible at math.

307. Aww!

308. Now... solve this!

309. Oh. Wait, wait.

310. I thought of a better one.

311. Yes! "2+2"!

312. Solve it or die.

313. Uhh...

314. 4... right?

315. Oh. Correct.

316. What's happening, Princess?

317. You defeated the

318. broken royal promise!

319. The gumball guardians are resetting!

320. Whoa! Oof!

321. Slam-a-cow!

322. That was tops!

323. Who's not good at math?

324. I was all, "4!"

325. 4... 4, 4, 4...

326. That's it!

327. The answer was so simple, I was

328. too smart to see it!

329. You're welcome.

330. "4" is the last

331. figure I need to perfect my

332. decorpsinator serum.

333. Golly!

334. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

335. This is messed up.

336. But sweet.

337. Uncle chewy!

338. Grandma!

339. Former dead relative!

340. Starchie!

341. Mornin'.

342. Man, you broke a royal promise?

343. You're nuts.

344. All's you had to say was that it

345. was a royal secret.

346. I know what's up.

347. I hope you grasp

348. the full consequences of

349. breaking promises.

350. Heck yeah!

351. If I break a royal promise,

352. I get to fight zombies,

353. throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians,

354. and — and —

355. All right, all right!

356. And reverse death itself!

357. Oh, you are adorable.

358. But keep your promises, okay?

359. I will, Princess.

360. Starchie, you're not a zombie.

361. I can't help it.

362. Flesh is delicious.

363. You're delicious!

364. Oh!

365. Don't squeeze me. I'll fart.