Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake 1x8

Directed by

Felicia Day as Betty (voice) • Kayleigh McKee as Scarab (voice) • Niki Yang as BMO / Library Person (voice) • David McCormack as Orbo (voice) • Melissa Villaseñor as Babette / Heckler #1 (voice) • Ron Perlman as Lich (voice)

Stranded in a desolate wasteland, Fionna, Cake and Simon must resort to desperate measures to escape.

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1. Looks chilly.

2. Hup!

3. Whoa.

4. Step carefully, Betty.

5. These rocks are slippery fellas.

6. Yah!

7. Haha, what?

8. Water's not too cold.

9. And now I definitely won't slip.

10. Oh!

11. Dr. Petrikov!

12. Well, I've been meaning to test my waterproof gear.

13. We've been walking for miles,

14. but I've seen no sign of the Ice Kingdom.

15. And no sign of where to look for a crown.

16. Hey, at least we haven't seen any vampires here.

17. Oh, great, we left monsterworld and ended up in crapworld.

18. Can you use any of this stuff to fix the remote?

19. No. This thing is dead.

20. Unless we can get a jump, we're stuck here.

21. I could have taken that crown.

22. It's all your fault.

23. Yeah, it's my fault you're not dead.

24. Nyeh!

25. I'm gonna go stretch my legs.

26. Be careful.

27. You don't know what's out there!

28. This is a mistake!

29. I need to be out there looking for that rogue universe.

30. Hey, Scrabby.

31. Orbo.

32. You're up, mate.

33. So much for art.

34. You did the right thing.

35. I just didn't want to see her hurt.

36. I saved Marceline by putting on the crown.

37. But it could have easily backfired.

38. And in the long run, I did hurt her.

39. Was there another way to save her?

40. Well, I don't know.

41. Oh.

42. On the plus side, I did get to live a thousand years

43. and meet the Fionna and Cake.

44. Aw, you weren't trying to find us.

45. You were trying to call your magic space girlfriend.

46. Right.

47. She wasn't always an indecipherable goddess of chaos.

48. She was human once.

49. The most amazing human I've ever met.

50. They still treat me like a house cat.

51. But I'm capable!

52. and she could make the best soft-boiled egg.

53. Not runny, but perfectly jammy.

54. I can understand why you wanted to see her again so badly.

55. Ah, sorry.

56. Nothing's more pathetic than an old man

57. rhapsodizing about young love.

58. Aw, no! I'm a sucker for a good love story.

59. Betty and I first met at the library...

60. when we both reached for the same book.

61. You're right, it's boring.

62. Ha, just kidding.

63. And although I wasn't able to locate

64. the actual Armor of Zeldron,

65. the Wand of Dispersement,

66. or the freaky porcelain lamb,

67. I believe they're still out there,

68. waiting to be found.

69. Thank you.

70. I touched his hand in the library once.

71. Dr. Petrikov, you can't actually believe

72. that these objects exist.

73. I do.

74. We just need sufficient imagination to seek them.

75. What are you gonna look for next, magic beans?

76. Babette!

77. In a manner of speaking, yes.

78. Much like the Jack of legend,

79. I'm attempting an arduous journey into the unknown—

80. an expedition to find the Enchiridion.

81. Here it is.

82. Excuse me, Dr. Petrikov?

83. Oh, library girl.

84. Oh, you— you remembered.

85. It's Betty. Betty Grof.

86. Um, I was wondering if you could sign my book.

87. You've read my work?

88. Oh, yes. I was fascinated by the runes on this vase you found.

89. Perhaps the designs could actually be pictographs.

90. A clue on how to find the selkie's cove.

91. Hm!

92. You know, I never thought of that.

93. I wish I had run into you sooner.

94. Haha, maybe you should come on this next expedition with me.

95. I was going to leave next week

96. on a six-month trip to study petroglyphs in Australia.

97. But going on an expedition to find an ancient artifact

98. with the Simon Petrikov,

99. that is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

100. So yes. I'll go with you!

101. Okay!

102. Wow, you'd just met and she dropped

103. everything to go with you?

104. Aaaaaaaahh!

105. Cake!

106. Aaaaah!

107. Hold on!

108. Cake! Rowr!

109. Are you okay? Leggo!

110. There's something back there.

111. It surprised me and I whacked it into a corner all by myself!

112. Apologies, cat.

113. I goosed you in the spirit of fun.

114. A robot!

115. BMO!

116. Yes.

117. Now, old man, prepare for your goosing.

118. Oh!

119. BMO, where is everybody?

120. They're around.

121. Except for Football.

122. I haven't seen her in forever.

123. Does this world have a magic crown?

124. It would grant the wearer miraculous ice powers.

125. Oh, yeah, the Ice King.

126. He lives in the Ice Kingdom.

127. The Ice Kingdom?

128. But where's the ice?

129. Oh, yeah.

130. That's weird.

131. Ignoring our calls.

132. Giving yourself missions.

133. Pursuing your own monomanias.

134. I'll tell ya, you're really whiffing that ball lately.

135. Orbo, if I could just have more time.

136. Pshhh.

137. I'm onto something really important!

138. Listen, just be cool.

139. Prismo has made his own secret unauthorized universe.

140. Prismo?

141. Nah, that guy's cool.

142. He wouldn't do that.

143. I can get proof!

144. I don't care.

145. Leave it, Scrabby.

146. Orbo...

147. Hey, hey, watch that tone, mate.

148. I'm still your boss.

149. Hmm. You're my boss, but you're not the boss.

150. Why don't I give them a call?

151. Just be cool!

152. And then Jake broke the wind into a thousand cheesy pieces!

153. Hey! That's my friend Jerry's place!

154. Jerry's cool and tall and makes funny jokes.

155. I love this little box.

156. Yeah, he's so cute.

157. Hmf.

158. Wait up, BMO!

159. You have any other stories about the "dog" me?

160. Boy howdy, do I.

161. So...

162. you never finished telling your great love story.

163. It's probably for the best.

164. Please.

165. You really thought you could dig a hole

166. all the way down to the devil?

167. And I would've gotten there too

168. if a dang water pipe didn't get in my way!

169. Wait!

170. There are snakes in the area.

171. Horned vipers, if I'm not mistaken.

172. I know we should be careful, but it's getting dark soon.

173. I can clear the path using a trick my mom taught me.

174. Bup-bup-bup!

175. The rod is slow but dependable.

176. Betty!

177. Huh.

178. She sounds badass.

179. Oh, honeys, we're home!

180. Do you think he passed away?

181. Hey! I found some dirty tapes!

182. Maybe it's a clue.

183. Ooh! Butt stuff!

184. Hello, dear diary.

185. Ready to get swole?

186. One...

187. Simon, you gotta see this!

188. I'm going to, uh, go look in this other pile.

189. You hear that, Gunter?

190. I put the crown inside my kickdrum.

191. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

192. And action.

193. Every night I hear that blasted foghorn

194. moaning like a— Wenk.

195. You're ruining my vision!

196. Wait...

197. That's what he was like with the crown?

198. I guess.

199. Mm.

200. Any luck?

201. Our only hope is fixing the remote.

202. A remote? Show BMO! Show BMO!

203. Show BMO!

204. Hm, I know someone who can fix it!

205. My friend Princess Bubblegum.

206. Yes!

207. We can zap to another reality!

208. Then it's next stop, crown town!

209. Let's hit the road!

210. Are you okay?

211. I feel kinda weird.

212. And blah.

213. I didn't get to tell you what happened after

214. Betty and I got back from the trip.

215. Did you find the Enchiridion?

216. I guess word got out.

217. Ready?

218. I-I'm gonna hang back. What?

219. This is your moment.

220. But I wouldn't have found it without your help.

221. And besides that, you're...

222. you're... Yes?

223. indispensable.

224. I mean, any expedition would be lucky to have you.

225. Ha, yeah, yeah...

226. Goodbye, Petrikov.

227. This story is sad.

228. No, no, don't worry.

229. You haven't heard the best part...

230. yet.

231. All of this is actual candy?

232. This is, like, one of my top three fantasies.

233. Ta-da!

234. Come in, come in.

235. Cool lab, BMO, but where's the Princess?

236. She's just changing. I will help her!

237. There you are.

238. Help me zip up my bra.

239. Yes, milady!

240. Pardon my late arrival, dear peasants.

241. One is simply helpless without good help around.

242. I don't get it, BMO.

243. I am the beautiful and brilliant Princess Bubblegum.

244. Great! I'm gonna go eat chocolate.

245. Cake, no! I'm gonna!

246. Allow me to— hupp!-- explain.

247. One day, everyone was a skeleton.

248. Then Jerry came!

249. Now to business.

250. Hey.

251. Hmm.

252. This is beyond even my ability to fix.

253. But BMO said—

254. BMO was wrong!

255. So was Fionna!

256. Ugh!

257. We blew it! We blew it!

258. My office supplies!

259. Fionna, i-it's okay.

260. Simon, I'm so stupid.

261. I'm sorry!

262. Why did I think I could do this?

263. So that was that.

264. Betty and I went our separate ways,

265. back to our own lives.

266. But I couldn't stop thinking about her.

267. Why didn't you just call her?

268. I thought it was better to keep it professional.

269. A couple weeks later,

270. I saw the book she checked out back at the library.

271. Oh.

272. "Dear Dr. Petrikov,

273. It's Betty.

274. I just had to warn you,

275. this book is terrible."

276. "It's written as if the author was aiming

277. for an audience of one—

278. his own ass."

279. Quiet! Sorry.

280. "Actually...

281. What I really want to say is

282. I've admired your research for years.

283. But during our expedition,

284. I came to admire you as a person, too.

285. You're not only brilliant and dedicated,

286. but you're charming and fun and kind-hearted.

287. I've been replaying every moment we've shared together.

288. And I think we had something special.

289. I'll go do my own things,

290. but I kinda wish I could be by your side all the time

291. and travel the world together.

292. Yeah.

293. Love, Betty.

294. Y.C.P. 5547.

295. Betty!

296. Aah!

297. Sorry!

298. Can I speak to Betty?

299. Betty just left.

300. She's finally going on that research trip to the outback.

301. What?

302. You can probably still catch her at the bus stop.

303. Betty!

304. Don't make her miss that bus!

305. Betty! Betty!

306. Petrikov...

307. I, uh— I found your note.

308. Yeah?

309. You should be more careful with what you put in letters.

310. And where you put them.

311. Oh.

312. I'm sorry. It was a stupid note.

313. I was— I was in a weird mood or something.

314. Let's just forget about it.

315. Did you really mean that stuff about...

316. That's my bus.

317. I...

318. Goodbye.

319. Petrikov...

320. Betty, your note wasn't stupid.

321. It was incredible.

322. I want you...

323. by my side.

324. Oh, Petrikov!

325. But you really have to stop calling me Petrikov.

326. Okay.

327. Simon.

328. Damn, that's romantic.

329. Yeah.

330. So you got on the bus with her?

331. Yep. What? No. No, why would I—

332. The power of love is so powerful!

333. Princess!

334. What if you used my robot heart

335. to jump-start this broken piece of trash?

336. Hmm, theoretically that could work,

337. but it would take the bravest little heart

338. the world has ever known.

339. Behold my naked innards!

340. And the heart of a hero!

341. Could this really work?

342. Don't worry, Finn. I have never failed anything!

343. Initiating.

344. Mm.

345. Mm-hmm. I can feel it working!

346. Yes! Feels great!

347. It's working!

348. Whoops.

349. BMO!

350. We can put him back the way he was, right?

351. BMO chose to make the ultimate sacrifice

352. for people he barely knew.

353. It didn't work, but that made it no less noble.

354. Farewell, you little miracle.

355. BMO talked about that Jerry guy a lot.

356. Maybe we should find him and tell him the bad news.

357. Uh, no offense, but do you guys know any other songs?

358. The closing theme to "Cheers"!

359. Oh, I know a good one!

360. I forgot you know that tune.

361. But you lived in my head, so that tracks.

362. What is it?

363. That was our song.

364. Betty's and mine.

365. Jerry!

366. Ew...

367. Oh, look! Jerry's real.

368. Run!

369. Cease.

370. Aaaah! Ugh!

371. You can't see the boss.

372. But you can make your case to me.

373. Prismo has let things slide.

374. Small things, at first.

375. A bad wish here, an embarrassing fanfic there,

376. and we enabled it.

377. He's a "cool dude" so we overlook his failings.

378. But there is nothing more dangerous

379. than cheerful mediocrity.

380. Look, I'm not Prismo.

381. I respect your authority.

382. But it is my deepest hope

383. that you will simply let me finish my job.

384. Nice speech.

385. Say goodbye to your legs.

386. Ah, nuts. It's the boss.

387. Ice Wizard.

388. So you have risen again.

389. In olden days, I would have rewarded your insolence

390. with death a thousand fold.

391. Ugh...

392. I think we're not in danger.

393. He seems really depressed.

394. Jerry's freakin' terrifying!

395. He's called the Lich.

396. The last scholar of GOLB.

397. He must have succeeded in killing all life here.

398. But if there's no life in this world,

399. there's no way for us to survive.

400. Shoot, I was hoping we wouldn't have to do this.

401. Whaaaaaaaat?

402. You had the crown this whole time?

403. No! Just since the Ice King place!

404. Simon, you can't change into that super sad guy!

405. There's got to be another way.

406. Something.

407. Ah! Wait! Listen!

408. Once Simon puts on the crown, our world will change too!

409. You hate everything in that city!

410. Not everything.

411. And it could change us!

412. Fionna, you're all gonna die otherwise.

413. Everybody dies!

414. Shouldn't they get to die as themselves?

415. Fionna, I am myself... like this.

416. I don't want to curse anyone.

417. Fionna, it's gonna be fine.

418. Ready to jump back into my noodle?

419. Reveal the path and grant me passage.

420. Whatever happens next,

421. I want you to know...

422. Reveal the path and grant me passage.

423. Come on.

424. Reveal the path and grant me passage.

425. Thank you, boss.

426. Goodbye, brain.

427. Goodbye, Simon.

428. Ahh!