1. Keep him quiet!Copy !req
2. You keep quiet!Copy !req
3. The Snowman!Copy !req
4. If you think about it,
it's the perfect solution.Copy !req
5. As Ice King,
I'll be powerful enoughCopy !req
6. to fend off this scarab person
who's after us.Copy !req
7. I'll be immortal, so your
universe will last foreverCopy !req
8. instead of dying with me.Copy !req
9. And finally,
I'll be magic again,Copy !req
10. ergo magic will be restored
to your world,Copy !req
11. just like you want.Copy !req
12. Hmm.
Sounds great!Copy !req
13. No downsides!Copy !req
14. Question, though.
Yes?Copy !req
15. How do we get back
inside your headCopy !req
16. after Fionna-world
is cool again?Copy !req
17. I'll just re-create
the same ritualCopy !req
18. that brought you here
on accident, on purpose!Copy !req
19. But first, we need to find
another magic crownCopy !req
20. somewhere in the multiverse.Copy !req
21. Multiverse means
multi-crowns to nab.Copy !req
22. It'll be easy as hunting
down a mouse...Copy !req
23. in a, uh,
uh, a big ol'...Copy !req
24. pile of mice!Copy !req
25. We should start
by searching this world...Copy !req
26. wherever we are.Copy !req
27. Let's get lookin'!Copy !req
28. Uh... oh.Copy !req
29. Fionna?Copy !req
30. Yes!
Finally.Copy !req
31. Should you be messing
with that?Copy !req
32. We need to know what
we're dealing with here.Copy !req
33. Should you be messing
with that?Copy !req
34. Hey.
Was I out long?Copy !req
35. Oh, you're up!Copy !req
36. I got you something
to eat.Copy !req
37. Huh? Wuh!Copy !req
38. Waaahh!Copy !req
39. Blech!Copy !req
40. You love it.
You love this.Copy !req
41. Let's find
the nearest library.Copy !req
42. It could give us clues on where
to begin looking for the crown.Copy !req
43. To the library!Copy !req
44. Ha!
Fionna's a turbonerd!Copy !req
45. Wait, no!
I take it back!Copy !req
46. Ugh.Copy !req
47. Huh...Copy !req
48. Okay, this is really
starting to smell.Copy !req
49. Hold this for me?Copy !req
50. Any excuse
to be more naked.Copy !req
51. Don't make it weird.Copy !req
52. No, I respect it!Copy !req
53. Looks like we're going
the right way.Copy !req
54. Oh! Sweet!Copy !req
55. Road loot!Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. Ooh.Copy !req
58. Whoa!Copy !req
59. A real Vespucci!Copy !req
60. I could never afford
one of these back home.Copy !req
61. That's ugly.
I want it!Copy !req
62. You both look
kind of conspicuous.Copy !req
63. We should keep a low profile
until we know what's what.Copy !req
64. Relax, dude.Copy !req
65. I've played a lot
of post-apocalyptic RPGs.Copy !req
66. The more loot,
the better.Copy !req
67. Let's keep moving.Copy !req
68. Lighten up, man.Copy !req
69. If the bug guy hasn't caught us
by now, maybe he gave up!Copy !req
70. Something funny?Copy !req
71. Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
72. It's just, good luck
working the TV wallCopy !req
73. without the remote.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
74. Tires! Tires!Copy !req
75. They're round, they're rubber!
Get 'em here!Copy !req
76. I feel right at home!Copy !req
77. You're the one
who's conspicuous here.Copy !req
78. Yeah, man, you stick out
like a sore thumb!Copy !req
79. The cat talked!
It must be magic!Copy !req
80. Ha, everybody knows
there's been no magicCopy !req
81. since the days
of the Snowman.Copy !req
82. - Aah!
- Cake!Copy !req
83. Act like a normal cat!Copy !req
84. Fine.Copy !req
85. Meow meow.
Is this what you want?Copy !req
86. Hey, a library!Copy !req
87. Oh, thank goodness!Copy !req
88. Listen up, rabble!Copy !req
89. We're 'bout to get
this funeral started.Copy !req
90. So shut up and pay respects!Copy !req
91. Introducing...Copy !req
92. the savior of the wastelands
and defeater of the Snowman,Copy !req
93. Bi-I-I-I-I-I-I-g Destiny!Copy !req
94. Today, sadness is not allowed.Copy !req
95. Today we party for the dead body
of Popcorn!Copy !req
96. Whooo!Copy !req
97. Old Man Popcorn
finally croak?Copy !req
98. Popcorn was
a bomb warlord,Copy !req
99. the last of his tribe!Copy !req
100. He died doing what he loved—Copy !req
101. trying to ride alligator
like horse!Copy !req
102. Popcorn seemed cool.Copy !req
103. Enjoy the sky arena!Copy !req
104. Fight big ghosts
and win, Popcorn!Copy !req
105. Popcorn!
Popcorn!Copy !req
106. Popcorn!
Popco-o-o-o-rn!Copy !req
107. Funeral over!Copy !req
108. All Popcorn gang territory
goes to Destiny gang.Copy !req
109. Uhhh, everyone here knowsCopy !req
110. Popcorn signed a treaty
on his deathbedCopy !req
111. making all the territory
from the creekCopy !req
112. to the end
of the great ditchCopy !req
113. the domain
of the Reindeer Boys.Copy !req
114. Anybody else?Copy !req
115. Destiny gang rules!Copy !req
116. That's how you do it,
my little Destiny.Copy !req
117. No speeches,
just strong punching!Copy !req
118. Like I said,
low profile.Copy !req
119. Boring!
Look...Copy !req
120. It's like I said.Copy !req
121. You gotta punch and push
your way aroundCopy !req
122. to get what you want.Copy !req
123. Hey, you!
Ohh!Copy !req
124. What do you know
about the magic crown?Copy !req
125. Uhh!Copy !req
126. Hey, you!Copy !req
127. Aah!Copy !req
128. What do you know
about a magic crown?Copy !req
129. Please!
I'm just a sweet butcher!Copy !req
130. Grrrr!Copy !req
131. I have the magic crown
you seek.Copy !req
132. But the price I ask
is very steep!Copy !req
133. Okay, weird man.
Name your price.Copy !req
134. The crown is but
the rarest of treasure.Copy !req
135. Present your wares
and I'll take their measure.Copy !req
136. Uh, we should really verify
it's the crown before we—Copy !req
137. Nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
138. Oh, that's my phone.Copy !req
139. Hmm...Copy !req
140. A futuristic device?Copy !req
141. I think
that's pretty nice!Copy !req
142. Well... it's no good
to me here anyway.Copy !req
143. It's got the worm game!Copy !req
144. Deal.Copy !req
145. Here, m'dear!Copy !req
146. Is this the magic crown?Copy !req
147. No, that's trash.Copy !req
148. Give it back!Copy !req
149. No returns,
fair is fair.Copy !req
150. You got burned
and I don't care.Copy !req
151. You crook!Copy !req
152. Uhh...Copy !req
153. Whoo, Cake!Copy !req
154. We gotta get out
of here!Copy !req
155. Whoa!Copy !req
156. Magic fist!Copy !req
157. Cake,
you're too reckless!Copy !req
158. Ah, nobody saw that.Copy !req
159. Magic cat!Copy !req
160. Ohh, I'ma eat that cat.Copy !req
161. Then when I get
magic fist,Copy !req
162. Daddy will have to
make me gang leader!Copy !req
163. Trauma Jon...Copy !req
164. Fionna!Copy !req
165. Nobody eats Cake!Copy !req
166. Heh heh.Copy !req
167. Uhh!Copy !req
168. Stupid bunny.Copy !req
169. I'd cut your nose off,Copy !req
170. but it looks like somebody
beat me to it.Copy !req
171. Or maybe I'll take
an ear instead.Copy !req
172. Huh?Copy !req
173. How about your nose,
bully-boy?Copy !req
174. No!Copy !req
175. Back off.Copy !req
176. Little Destiny...Copy !req
177. You're a long way
from home, Jay.Copy !req
178. Destiny gang gonna
kick your—
Remember your place.Copy !req
179. Ugh!Copy !req
180. I'ma gonna get so big!Copy !req
181. Then I'ma get you,
too, L.D.!Copy !req
182. Now, what do I do with—Copy !req
183. Stay!Copy !req
184. Don't come here again,
get it?Copy !req
185. Go!Copy !req
186. Wake... up! Huh?Copy !req
187. I'ma eat that ca-a-a-t!Copy !req
188. Who are you?
Shh. Not here.Copy !req
189. When I heard you talking
about the crown,Copy !req
190. I could tell
you're new here.Copy !req
191. Locals don't like
talking about magic.Copy !req
192. Do you?Copy !req
193. Hard not to.Copy !req
194. My dad was the one
who found the crown.Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. Jay...
I have to meet your dad.Copy !req
197. Ha, where do you think
we're going?Copy !req
198. Did you hear that,
Fionna?Copy !req
199. He must be this world's
version of me.Copy !req
200. Watch your step.Copy !req
201. Dad!Copy !req
202. Dang, apocalypse Simon
is rugged.Copy !req
203. No, that's Finn.Copy !req
204. Apocalypse you!Copy !req
205. You brought outsiders.Copy !req
206. Don't be mad.Copy !req
207. I know I'm not supposed
to bring anyone home, but...Copy !req
208. they were in trouble.Copy !req
209. This is Fionna
and Simon,Copy !req
210. and this is Cake.Copy !req
211. Hello, handsome.Copy !req
212. Magic cat.Copy !req
213. I don't truck with magic,
you know that.Copy !req
214. Aw, she's okay, Pop!Copy !req
215. Peanut was gonna eat her!Copy !req
216. He swore he would!Copy !req
217. I don't like you mixing it up
with the Destiny gang.Copy !req
218. It's not our way.Copy !req
219. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
220. Math.Copy !req
221. Y'all can stay
here tonight.Copy !req
222. Kids, set the table
for three more.Copy !req
223. Yes, Daddy.Copy !req
224. You too, Bonnie.Copy !req
225. But I'm scratching
Jake!Copy !req
226. No buts.Copy !req
227. Fine.Copy !req
228. Don't dither
in the doorway.Copy !req
229. Sit down.Copy !req
230. Scootch.Copy !req
231. Dad, there's a cat
at the table.Copy !req
232. The cat is also a guest.Copy !req
233. Oh.
Hi, cat.Copy !req
234. Hey, cutie.
It can talk!Copy !req
235. That's why they got chased
by the Destiny gang.Copy !req
236. Whoa, really?
That's so cool.Copy !req
237. Poor kitty.Copy !req
238. What do we do if the destiny
gang comes here?Copy !req
239. I'll slay them...
if I have to.Copy !req
240. Ohh, I can't wait
till I'm old enoughCopy !req
241. to kill some jerks.Copy !req
242. Who wants soup?Copy !req
243. Definitely Prismo.Copy !req
244. You there...Copy !req
245. have you seen a group
of travelers recently?Copy !req
246. Strange ones.Copy !req
247. I might feel smarterCopy !req
248. if you had something
to barter.Copy !req
249. I offer you
your unmurdered life.Copy !req
250. Aaaaahh!Copy !req
251. Man, cat, and woman followed
Jay Mertens west.Copy !req
252. I hope that answers
your request.Copy !req
253. This soup's got
such a deep flavor.Copy !req
254. It's been simmering
for years.Copy !req
255. It's the soup mom was cooking
the day she died.Copy !req
256. We just keep adding to it.Copy !req
257. Like a veritable
"soup of Theseus."Copy !req
258. No.
My mom made it.Copy !req
259. No, see,
because it's a referenceCopy !req
260. to the famous
thought experimentCopy !req
261. by British philosopher
Thomas Hobbes...Copy !req
262. Don't tell anyone about this,
'kay, dog?Copy !req
263. Only with soup parts
instead of ship planks...Copy !req
264. Dude, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
265. Cake?
Yes?Copy !req
266. Can all kitties talk
where you're from?Copy !req
267. No, but maybe they will
once we find that magic crownCopy !req
268. and plop it on Simon.Copy !req
269. Wow!Copy !req
270. You're looking
for a magic crown?Copy !req
271. That's actually
why we're here.Copy !req
272. Jay tells us that you know
something of its past and—Copy !req
273. You're a damn fool!Copy !req
274. Not cool, farm boy.Copy !req
275. You can sleep out
in the hayloft.Copy !req
276. Be gone at first light.Copy !req
277. Now you two should kiss.Copy !req
278. Ooh!Copy !req
279. Shh. My dad has ears
like a bat.Copy !req
280. Fionna.Copy !req
281. Wh— I'm up.Copy !req
282. I remembered
something important.Copy !req
283. Dad doesn't speak
of the crown,Copy !req
284. but one time he drank cider
that had gone hardCopy !req
285. and he let slip
where he found it.Copy !req
286. Oh!Copy !req
287. A big crater a few miles
from here.Copy !req
288. Come on. I was heading
to the crater anyway.Copy !req
289. Can I come?
Bonnie!Copy !req
290. Pleeeeeeease?Copy !req
291. Good evening.
Mr. Mertens, is it?Copy !req
292. Apologies for calling
so late,Copy !req
293. but I'm looking for
some friends of mine.Copy !req
294. Perhaps you've seen them?Copy !req
295. An old man and a girl
with a cat.Copy !req
296. Nobody's here but me
and my kids.Copy !req
297. Oh, I love children.Copy !req
298. Such a blessing.Copy !req
299. Well, I'd best continue
my search then.Copy !req
300. Yeah, you'd best.Copy !req
301. You have to bounce.Copy !req
302. Phbt! Daddy!Copy !req
303. Jay took the magic kitty
to the destiny craterCopy !req
304. and said I couldn't come!Copy !req
305. Then he stuffed me
in the hayCopy !req
306. when I said I'd tattle.Copy !req
307. Get back in the house.Copy !req
308. Wake your siblings.
Barricade the doors.Copy !req
309. Hup.Copy !req
310. Oof!Copy !req
311. This is the spot.Copy !req
312. Be quiet when you dig around
for the crown, okay?Copy !req
313. I don't even know
where to begin.Copy !req
314. Hey, Simon,
what does it smell like?Copy !req
315. I can sniff it out
with my cat senses.Copy !req
316. Huh.Copy !req
317. I guess I kinda associate it
with the smellCopy !req
318. of freshly cut grass?Copy !req
319. Grass, grass, grass.Copy !req
320. Work that thang!Copy !req
321. Hey, I think I got something!Copy !req
322. You guys go check it out.Copy !req
323. Imma go keep
a lookout.Copy !req
324. Under here.Copy !req
325. Good kitty!Copy !req
326. That's not fair!Copy !req
327. Looks like the crown
was annihilatedCopy !req
328. by some very
powerful magic...Copy !req
329. or something
even worse.Copy !req
330. Aw, man.Copy !req
331. We'll have to try
another universe.Copy !req
332. Give it here!
Let's think about this!Copy !req
333. What's there
to think about?Copy !req
334. There's squat
for us here.Copy !req
335. Crap, it's that
evil mullet kid!Copy !req
336. Jay!
Behind you!Copy !req
337. Run, kid!Copy !req
338. Whaaaaaaa—
What?Copy !req
339. It's cool.
She's with me.Copy !req
340. Oh, I love
a forbidden romance.Copy !req
341. I wanna hear how these
two lovebugs got together.Copy !req
342. Tell us everything.Copy !req
343. Well...Copy !req
344. A couple months back,
after Dad spilled the beans,Copy !req
345. I came here to see if I could
find other cool stuff.Copy !req
346. Mathematical!Copy !req
347. Little Destiny:
Hey, loser!Copy !req
348. This dirty hole
is Destiny gang territory!Copy !req
349. Anything you find here
is ours!Copy !req
350. I found the most beautiful
jewel here tonight.Copy !req
351. But I also found
this old thing.Copy !req
352. I'll let you go
this time...Copy !req
353. but come back again
and I gut you.Copy !req
354. And we've been secretly
together ever since.Copy !req
355. Enemies to lovers—
my favorite.Copy !req
356. Little Destiny!Copy !req
357. Uh-oh.
A twist!Copy !req
358. You feel cold again.Copy !req
359. I've been searching for cures
in the old library,Copy !req
360. but I've had no luck
so far.Copy !req
361. Help her, Simon,
you're a doctor!Copy !req
362. I'm an antiquarian,
damn it.Copy !req
363. You should really
tell your dad!Copy !req
364. No. Being weak
is not an option.Copy !req
365. That's right,
my traitorous daughter!Copy !req
366. Weakness is worse
than coughing death!Copy !req
367. See?
I told you.Copy !req
368. She's been doing
mouth high fivesCopy !req
369. with our enemies!Copy !req
370. Here's your reward!Copy !req
371. Uhh! Aaah!Copy !req
372. Father of the year!Copy !req
373. Knife you!Copy !req
374. Whaa— Aah!Copy !req
375. Eat paw!Copy !req
376. Aah!Copy !req
377. No!Copy !req
378. You got Big D'd.Copy !req
379. Little Destiny: Jay!Copy !req
380. Fionna,
where's the remote?Copy !req
381. Backpack.Copy !req
382. Dad, let go!Copy !req
383. Bro!
What's this trash?Copy !req
384. Jay gave it to me!
We're in love!Copy !req
385. Ha!
Love is weak.Copy !req
386. But jewels are hot.Copy !req
387. That's a piece
of the magic crown!Copy !req
388. It's infused with ice magic!Copy !req
389. That's what's been
making you sick!Copy !req
390. Oh, no.Copy !req
391. Of course!Copy !req
392. "Love-romance"
was just a playCopy !req
393. by this fart baby
to take you down.Copy !req
394. If we get that jewel,
I can use it to reprogramCopy !req
395. the remote
to track magic crowns.Copy !req
396. Jay wouldn't do that.Copy !req
397. Daughter...
prove that you're bigtime.Copy !req
398. Huh?Copy !req
399. Let them go.Copy !req
400. Dad, no!Copy !req
401. If you really believe
I would hurt you—Copy !req
402. ugh— then do it,
Little Destiny!Copy !req
403. Finish what you startedCopy !req
404. on the most beautiful night
of my life!Copy !req
405. I got it!Copy !req
406. Big Destiny:
Waste this loser...Copy !req
407. with ruthless stabbing.Copy !req
408. Aah!Copy !req
409. Huh?Copy !req
410. One jewel.
Good job, Cake!Copy !req
411. Pardon my late arrival.Copy !req
412. I stopped to pick
some wild fennel.Copy !req
413. Mother crud.Copy !req
414. Uh,
you got this, bro!Copy !req
415. Jay, get Little Destiny
out of here.Copy !req
416. Aw,
that was very sweet.Copy !req
417. Aaah!Copy !req
418. Hit the button!Copy !req
419. Hit the button!Copy !req