Adventure Time 9x5

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After taking a nap, Finn and Jake get separated from Betty and the Ice King. They need to get back and Jake needs to go pee.

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1. J' "Adventure Time" I

2. I Come on, grab your friends I

3. I We'll go to very messed—up lands I

4. I With Firm and Jake, Ice King, and Betty J“

5. J” Who knows how it will end? I

6. J” It's "Adventure Time" J”

7. Hmm.

8. Whoa, neat—o.

9. How do you make it bigger?

10. My magic skills are seriously drained.

11. Right now all I can do is activate these thumbnails.

12. Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

13. Let's work the problem.

14. Let's fix Ooo.

15. Come on, guys.

16. I know I'm saying “Come on, guys" a lot.

17. Sorry. It's okay.

18. Hmm.

19. Hey, if you need help turning the pages, I'm your guy.

20. I do this thing where I lick my finger,

21. and then the moisture helps grip the corner of the page.

22. I wonder if the Enchiridion's been licked

23. by, like, thousands of wizards?

24. I know how to turn pages, man.

25. I was a graduate student!

26. "Graduate student"? What the heck is that?

27. You graduated, but you're still a student?

28. Doesn't make any sense.

29. Where's the dog?

30. Can the dog do something about this?

31. Okay, I'm a—comin'.

32. You're wired, buddy.

33. We've been going like gangbusters

34. since we got back.

35. I don't got no time for this nonsense!

36. Shh, Shh, shh.

37. What are you doing? Are you swaddling me?

38. I'd hardly call this swaddling.

39. I'm just tucking you in.

40. This feels nice. Nice tucking, brother.

41. 40 winks never hurt anybody.

42. Yeah, a dozen top——

43. Wait! That symbol, I've seen it before.

44. Oh, that's great!

45. I'm proud of you, buddy.

46. No, not you. I said "buddy" not “Gunty.”

47. Jake was right. I feel great.

48. Hey Jake, you were —— holy!

49. Jake, wake up!

50. Where's the rest of the Cloud Kingdom?

51. Huh? Where's Simon and Betty?

52. I guess we must've broken off and floated away

53. “loose—tooth—style. "

54. Why'd you let me go to sleep?

55. Look what happens when you go to sleep!

56. How're we gonna get down from here? How?

57. I can stretch us down.

58. Oh. Yeah.

59. Windy.

60. What the jibbs, dude? I can't even see the ground.

61. Hmm.

62. Hey, let's glide down!

63. Yeah!

64. I love gliding! Yeah, Jake, yeah!

65. Whoo—hoo!

66. Oh, geez. I got to go back for a sec.

67. What? We just started.

68. Got to go back!

69. What is it?

70. Tell me what's wrong.

71. Emergency!

72. Jake, why can't you just go while you're gliding?

73. We're on a clock here.

74. Hey! Turn around.

75. I can't go with you looking at me.

76. I'm sorry.

77. I can't go when I'm gliding.

78. Feels weird.

79. Just be quick, man. 000 needs us.

80. What is that? What?

81. It's another little cloud, but this one has a small door.

82. Cloud with a small door, Jake!

83. Dude, face the other way!

84. Dude, it's getting away.

85. Aw, it's hopeless.

86. I got to wait until I can go again.

87. Just have to stop thinking about it.

88. Okay, come on, Jake. You can do it.

89. Come on, Jake. Just stop thinking about it.

90. Come on, Jake. Come on, Jake.

91. Listen, I don't even think gliding is a good plan.

92. We should sit tight, chill out,

93. and wait for Ice King and Betty to look for us.

94. You know what you need?

95. What?

96. A haircut?

97. A haircut.

98. J'J'

99. Come on, man. We haven't done this since we were kids.

100. Yeah, but I bet it works.

101. I bet it calms you the jibbs down.

102. Hmm.

103. All right.

104. Yes, sir, I sure like cutting hair.

105. Mr. Mertens?

106. I know I'm just a humble scissors jockey,

107. but you've been coming in my shop for almost 20 years.

108. I can tell when you got something on your mind.

109. I think ——

110. I think what's bugging me is...

111. The haircut therapy is working.

112. all this elemental stuff happened

113. because I acted selfishly.

114. Oh, yeah?

115. It's like I'm employee of the month

116. at an ice cream store, and I get someone to cover my shift,

117. and when I come back, the place is burned to the ground

118. and everyone I love is doomed.

119. And now we're up here, and we can't do anything to help.

120. Did I secretly want that to happen?

121. Like, deep down inside, was I afraid Fern

122. would be better than me?

123. And my lizard brain put out bad vibes?

124. I guess the worst part of all is...

125. All right, you're all done, Mr. Mertens.

126. How's it look?

127. Jake! I was talking about important stuff.

128. Sorry. I always get caught up in the haircut.

129. Talcum?

130. Enough calm!

131. What are you doing?

132. I'm doing something...

133. for 000!

134. Nothing we do will help 000 right now.

135. Don't you get it? I'm worried, too.

136. I've been trying to distract you from all this,

137. but that doesn't mean I'm happy with the way things are going.

138. Jake.

139. Look at all this beautiful blue around us.

140. It's pretty, right?

141. But you know what I've been thinking?

142. What if we're dead?

143. I didn't say it because I didn't want to worry you.

144. I'm the big brother, so I'm supposed to keep it together.

145. And, okay, say I'm wrong about being dead.

146. Here's the best case scenario —— my kids are candy zombies.

147. And Lady is made out of taffy or something!

148. I've got so many things

149. to worry about you don't even know.

150. I try to keep my worries hidden, but where does that send them?

151. To my kidneys?

152. That can't be good.

153. Snip, snip.

154. Being stuck on a cloud isn't so bad.

155. It's weird, but we've gotten out of weirder situations, right?

156. Right. Do you want the back tapered?

157. No, no thanks.

158. Fade? No fade.

159. I feel a lot better now, thanks.

160. That'll be $6.50.

161. Here's 7 bucks.

162. You're too generous. Here, take it, young man.

163. —No, sir, please. — I'll put it in your backpack.

164. Please, sir, I have my dignity.

165. Well, whatever happens in the future,

166. I know what we should do.

167. What?

168. Open a barber shop.

169. I could get into that.

170. Maybe when I'm 35.

171. It happens sooner than you think.

172. J” Time passes like a little cloud, my friend J”

173. J” But don't be cowed, my friend J”

174. J” Just stay positive J'

175. That's the thing, right? Right!

176. J” I'll try to remember not to be sucky—like J”

177. J” But I'll be more plucky, like the birdies who sing J

178. J” Tra—la J”

179. J” Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep J”

180. J” Tra—laaa J”

181. J” Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep J”

182. J” Tra—laaaa J”

183. J” Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep J”

184. J” Tra—laaaa J”

185. Hey, there's that cloud again.

186. Hey, what's behind that door, huh?

187. It's what everybody's been wondering.

188. Yeah, maybe it's our way out of here.

189. What's behind the door?

190. It's...

191. a cloud restroom.

192. If you'll excuse me for a minute.

193. Don't look.

194. There's a door.

195. I don't care! Don't look in this direction!

196. It makes me feel like you can hear

197. my most private business.

198. Hey, Jake! It's not a toilet.

199. It's some kind of angler lard!

200. I don't care what it is, I got to go.

201. Wah! What the...?

202. Hey, lard! Lard!

203. Go away!

204. Hold on, Jake.

205. It's Super Bespoke Jacket Guy!

206. Since when is it such a hassle just to take a whiz?

207. Hey, lard, do you mind if I call you Cloudy?

208. Hey, Cloudy, what do you want to eat a smelly old dog for?

209. Thanks.

210. Get a whiff of this.

211. You like that?

212. This is a bespoke Ice King jacket.

213. You got his ancient man scent?

214. Go get him, boy!

215. Find the Ice King!

216. Are you being digested in there?

217. Just a little.

218. Hmph.

219. 'Scuse me. Ouch!

220. Thanks for not digesting me.

221. You know, the way I see it, all this elemental stuff

222. would have happened no matter what.

223. We're actually lucky we were out of town.

224. Nothing happened to us, so now we have a chance to fix it.

225. Thanks, Jake, that's kind of comforting.

226. I thought of it in the bathroom.

227. Hey, guys! Guess who's back.

228. Hmm, did you guys leave or something?

229. It's always good to see my bros.

230. Ew.

231. This is our new friend Cloudy.

232. He really wanted to meet you.

233. How did you like your first taste of Ice King?

234. It wasn't that great.

235. The dog was better tasting, actually.

236. Although a little mangy.

237. A food critic.

238. Maybe this is what you want, Cloudy!

239. Go get it!

240. Mmm!

241. Dog. Dog. Dog.

242. Oh, there you are.

243. I made a real breakthrough.

244. I think I've figured out

245. exactly what we need to do to repair Ooo.

246. We can use the Enchiridion

247. to create an elemental counter—spell.

248. First, we just need to retrieve the three royal jewels

249. from the crowns of the elemental princesses.

250. Easy.

251. That's great!

252. Finally a legit plan.

253. Thanks for making me chill, Jake.

254. That really helped me out.

255. Hey, did you guys get haircuts?

256. Without me?

257. J” Come along with me J”

258. J” And the butterflies and bees J”

259. This party is so crazy!