Adventure Time 9x13

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While safeguarding a frightened Sweet P, Finn is led into a confrontation with an old foe.

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1. J' Adventure time J”

2. I Come on, grab your friends I

3. J' We're going to a very distant land J“

4. I With Jake the dog and Firm the human J“

5. J” The fun will never end J“

6. J' It's adventure time J'

7. Squish.

8. Photosynthesize!

9. Photo— You grabbing a snack, Fern?

10. Yeah.

11. Water and light combine so I can make my own food.

12. In case I don't catch anything.

13. Come on, man. Don't be so dow —

14. Hey, I got something!

15. Hey, I got something, too!

16. Nice.

17. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

18. Pretty weird fish, huh?

19. That's me —— the dude who dinks it up,

20. just like I dinked it up when you left 000.

21. I was supposed to protect it.

22. Instead, it went all crazy.

23. I didn't even help.

24. I just covered myself in root beer

25. and danced around like a dummy.

26. I can't do anything right!

27. Hey, stop it.

28. You need a squoze?

29. Yes.

30. I feel better.

31. Sometimes being a good dude ain't about not dinking it.

32. Learn from your dinks.

33. Like, you know my first battle with a giant?

34. I never told anybody this, but ——

35. You boom—boomed in your shorts.

36. I know. I have your memories.

37. Yeah, I boom—boomed.

38. The point is I learned from it, and now I'm Finn.

39. You got to learn how to be Fern.

40. What's that sound?

41. Oh, I bet it's a monster.

42. Let's fight this dude Fern's way.

43. Yeah. Fern's way.

44. Aaaaah!

45. Sweet P? Waaaah!

46. Whoa!

47. Sweet P: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

48. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

49. Okay, Fern, what do you think we should do next?

50. Mm, sever his tendons?

51. Before you say no, it would stop him from running.

52. We're gonna handle this librarian style.

53. Shh.

54. Librarian. Kiss.

55. You can renew the book and bring it back next week.

56. Library style.

57. Squ-o-o-oze.

58. Ooh.

59. Mm. Great thinking, Fern.

60. I just copied you. Is that thinking?

61. What up, buttercup? Why you run, pork bun?

62. The monster!

63. Was it LSP?

64. The monster that whispers me bad thoughts.

65. Sweet P: Mommy and Daddy came to save me,

66. but they said I was imagining things,

67. which was true.

68. Sweet P: But last night, I really did see it.

69. And I've been running and running since then.

70. Aww, Sweet P.

71. It sounds like you might just be having bad dreams.

72. No, I only have one dream anymore.

73. Uhh... Uhh...

74. But the whisper monster is even scarier,

75. saying stuff like, “Sweet P, you're bad.

76. You always have been bad."

77. I don't want to be bad.

78. Oh, you're not bad. You're super good.

79. Now, let's get you home.

80. But it's getting late,

81. and bogs are super dangerous to travel in at night.

82. Your body will be preserved for thousands of years.

83. No one will ever find you.

84. Fern!

85. Okay, okay, we'll see you in the morning, Tree Trunks.

86. All right, bedtime, Sweet P.

87. You want me to knock him out?

88. Er, not this time. How about a bedtime story?

89. Yes, please.

90. Once there was a kingdom of spaghetti.

91. Mmm.

92. Punch, punch.

93. Kiss, kiss.

94. The Lich: Listen to your bones.

95. Fern.

96. Fern!

97. Hey. What's up?

98. I heard something.

99. Can you see what it is with your tree senses?

100. I don't have those.

101. Uh, can I help you?

102. Oh, sorry.

103. We heard you scuttling around and thought ——

104. What?

105. You didn't hear me "scuttling around."

106. Foxes are silent hunters.

107. I mean, geez, do you know how rude that is?

108. Gonna be brooding about this all week.

109. Sorry, man.

110. Look.

111. Aah! Get off him!

112. Lich Hand: Huh?

113. Aah!

114. I got him!

115. Oh, no.

116. I know where I've seen that thing before.

117. Huh?

118. Lich Hand:

119. Finn, Jake! What's shaking?

120. You will not believe what just happened.

121. It must've been the day that BMO found that little sailor hat.

122. Hold him down, Fern!

123. That hand is the flippin' Lich!

124. I know.

125. Yes, child. I returned once more to ——

126. Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Evil!

127. You're gonna get it for messing with our boy Sweet P.

128. That vessel may appear harmless, but he came from me.

129. Once I remind him of his legacy, The Lich shall reign once more.

130. Isn't that right, son? — Aah!

131. Finn!

132. Lich Hand:

133. Ugh! I dinked it again!

134. Why did Mr. Hand call me "son"?

135. Was that my monster daddy?

136. Okay, delegate, delegate ——

137. Fern, stay here and guard Sweet P.

138. I'm gonna try and catch up. Don't trust me to guard anything.

139. I'm a total scrub—up.

140. Dude, there's already one Lich loose in 000.

141. If Sweet Pea turns e—v—I—I tonight,

142. there might be a second.

143. I need you here.

144. You got this!

145. You got this.

146. Quickly, while the boy is gone,

147. we must seek out my well of power.

148. Sweet P: No!

149. Am I turning into a monster?

150. That's the working theory.

151. I can't come to the phone right now.

152. I'm either hanging with Finn, my kids, my G.F., or I'm dead.

153. Bye!

154. Hey, man, hit me when you get this.

155. Dude's missing a Lich fight.

156. Okay, Lich.

157. Get ready to die — again ——

158. for, like, the fifth time.

159. Oh, hey, it's this awful place.

160. Oh, you're tricky, huh?

161. I can hear you down there!

162. Speak up, man. What?

163. Aah! Ooh! Aaaaaah!

164. The Lich:

165. You bested me in many worlds, child,

166. but I always return.

167. You're so evil, it's boring. You're basic, man.

168. Yes.

169. While a mortal world doubts and questions,

170. I know exactly what I am.

171. I am the ceaseless wheel,

172. the last scholar of Golb.

173. I am your doom.

174. Sweet P: Skull man! Huh?

175. I, too, am doom.

176. Hey, what's going on up there?

177. Child, you have failed. The vessel has turned.

178. We reign now as twin kings of ruin.

179. Sweet P.

180. I'm not a king of ruin.

181. What?

182. I am sweet.

183. You're just a naughty hand.

184. Beast, obey me!

185. Obey —— No!

186. Eesh.

187. Hooray!

188. You're a natural! But where's Fern?

189. He wouldn't let me follow you, so I knocked him out cold.

190. Yeah, I met my bio dad once, too.

191. He wasn't evil incarnate, but he was kind of a crummy dude.

192. T.T. and Mr. P. love you. That's all that matters.

193. Fern, Sweet P saved me and slew The Lich!

194. That's great.

195. Sweet P: You're just a naughty hand.

196. The Lich: Beast, obey me!

197. Obey —— no!

198. Male voice: End of message.

199. To repeat this message, press 7.

200. What? — To save...

201. I don't get it.

202. Why isn't it working out being myself?

203. Finn's off having fun defeating losers.

204. I can't even guard a baby.

205. It doesn't matter how hard I try.

206. I'll always just be in the shadow of the real Finn.

207. Unless I could become...

208. the only Finn.

209. Uh, yeah, but that's a weird thing to call me.

210. J“ Come along with me I

211. J” And the butterflies and bees J”

212. This party is so crazy!