1. J' Adventure time J”Copy !req
2. I Come on, grab your friends ICopy !req
3. J' We'll go to
very distant lands ICopy !req
4. I With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J“Copy !req
5. J” The fun will never end J“Copy !req
6. J' It's adventure time J'Copy !req
7. J'J'Copy !req
8. J' Bass, bass, oh
bass, bass J“Copy !req
9. J' Where'd I put my case
for my bass? J“Copy !req
10. J' I have trouble drawing
so I traceCopy !req
11. J'Oh, OhJ'Copy !req
12. I Ifl lick the amp
will I like the taste? ICopy !req
13. J' Bass to my face ICopy !req
14. Good evening, ma'am.Copy !req
15. I just now heard that
a bunch of vampiresCopy !req
16. came back to —— ooh!Copy !req
17. I am the guy
who hunts those guys.Copy !req
18. Show me all your vampires.Copy !req
19. All the vampires got wiped out,
like, six months ago.Copy !req
20. It's just down
to me again.Copy !req
21. Really?Copy !req
22. I apologize
for the intrusion.Copy !req
23. Actually, I'm really glad
you're here.Copy !req
24. Hey, BMO,
don't leave yet!Copy !req
25. I need your help
with something technical.Copy !req
26. Have a sit.Copy !req
27. Ta—da!
It's an old USB drive.Copy !req
28. I found it in the attic,
and I've been tryingCopy !req
29. to access it for weeks
using my old hardware.Copy !req
30. It's funny, but I can't even
remember what's on it.Copy !req
31. Hmm.Copy !req
32. I don't know,Copy !req
33. maybe you'll
have more luck,Copy !req
34. Mr. Vampire Hunter.Copy !req
35. I also hunt
data recovery!Copy !req
36. Scanning...Copy !req
37. It's going
to be a while.Copy !req
38. A while, huh?Copy !req
39. Let's use this opportunity
to catch up.Copy !req
40. I love ketchup!
Did you make it yourself?Copy !req
41. BMO, no.Copy !req
42. I mean how was your boat trip
with Finn and Jake?Copy !req
43. Hmm...Copy !req
44. Well,
once we left 000...Copy !req
45. we sailed for 100 days...Copy !req
46. until we landed
upon a small island.Copy !req
47. We were so tired from sailing,
we decided to take a nap.Copy !req
48. Then the island started shaking
and rising from the water.Copy !req
49. We were really sleeping
on a big catCopy !req
50. with legs on his back so he
could walk upside down.Copy !req
51. What's going on here?Copy !req
52. He said his name was Ted.Copy !req
53. My name is Ted.Copy !req
54. Whoaaaaaaaa!Copy !req
55. A big blue jay
was making noise nearby.Copy !req
56. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
57. So we walked somewhere else.Copy !req
58. Whoa!
Oh!Copy !req
59. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
60. We saw some boats
in the clouds.Copy !req
61. Finn sang a song,
even though he was asleep.Copy !req
62. J' I want to ride on
a boat, boat, boat J“Copy !req
63. J“ I want to ride on
a goat, goat, goat J“Copy !req
64. J' Middle C is my favorite
note, note, note J“Copy !req
65. J' I'm on a cat that floats,
floats, floats J“Copy !req
66. Then we floated
with the boats ——Copy !req
67. not in the boats,
but with the boats.Copy !req
68. And we disappeared
into the clouds.Copy !req
69. That's how I remember it,Copy !req
70. though I might
have embellished.Copy !req
71. So, what did you do
while I was on my trip?Copy !req
72. Huh?Copy !req
73. That was awesome,
BMO.Copy !req
74. What are you making?Copy !req
75. Puppets!Copy !req
76. Oh, my blogs!Copy !req
77. You are going to catch me up
with a puppet story?Copy !req
78. Yup!
You gave me the idea!Copy !req
79. I'm so happy
right now!Copy !req
80. I'll try to make it
interesting —— the BMO way.Copy !req
81. Once there was this...Copy !req
82. lollipop girl.Copy !req
83. Princess Bubblegum?Copy !req
84. So there was
this lollipop girl.Copy !req
85. She was really sweet...Copy !req
86. and really smart.Copy !req
87. Her best friend was...Copy !req
88. rock star girl.Copy !req
89. 'Nuff said.Copy !req
90. They were pretty different,Copy !req
91. but they grokked each other.Copy !req
92. They lived on
a giant birthday cakeCopy !req
93. called Weekend City,
where clocks were illegalCopy !req
94. and everyone
was chill as heck.Copy !req
95. Ha ha! Hey!Copy !req
96. Ha ha!
Hey!Copy !req
97. J“ You don't need a pill
to be chill J“Copy !req
98. J“ Just have a dill pickle J“Copy !req
99. J' Go get tickled J“Copy !req
100. J“ And do not kill J“Copy !req
101. Hey, my page!Copy !req
102. J“ I'm gonna go pee J“Copy !req
103. J“ Sorry J“Copy !req
104. But one day, a mysterious,
cold fartCopy !req
105. brought the evil blue tranch
into town.Copy !req
106. Ha—ha!Copy !req
107. Hey, there!Copy !req
108. Hi. You seem like you'd be into
fulfillingCopy !req
109. your evolutionary potential
by becoming a potato—head.Copy !req
110. Am I right
or am I right?Copy !req
111. Remember that clocks were
illegal in Weekend City.Copy !req
112. Well,
today's your lucky day...Copy !req
113. 'cause I'm offering
this magic fertilizer.Copy !req
114. Whoo!Copy !req
115. Lollipop girl
turned her down cold.Copy !req
116. I'll never get
these normiesCopy !req
117. to understand
what they're missing.Copy !req
118. To be pure potato.Copy !req
119. Pure tato.Copy !req
120. And so, unwilling
to give up her bad plan...Copy !req
121. The blue tranch
crop—dusted the whole town,Copy !req
122. turning everyone
into potato—heads!Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. Ew!Copy !req
125. But lollipop girl
got it the worst.Copy !req
126. Her potato was growing potatoes
on potatoes.Copy !req
127. She was turning into a full-on
potato-stack —Copy !req
128. and I mean crazy tall.Copy !req
129. How tall?Copy !req
130. Mmm...
12 giants tall.Copy !req
131. Oh! That is even taller
than when PB got tall.Copy !req
132. Anyways...Copy !req
133. Rock star girl was tough.Copy !req
134. She fought back the curse.Copy !req
135. J'J'Copy !req
136. She promised lollipop girl
she would save her.Copy !req
137. She travelled all the way
to Potato TownCopy !req
138. to confront the blue tranch.Copy !req
139. J“ Hey, Blue Tranch
I'll give you one chance J“Copy !req
140. J“ To fix my friend
Or I'll kick your pants ICopy !req
141. J“La la la la
la la la laJ“Copy !req
142. Stop!Copy !req
143. I have migraines!Copy !req
144. It turned out
the blue tranch's headCopy !req
145. was too dense
to appreciate good music.Copy !req
146. So rock star girl kicked
her pants with songs.Copy !req
147. J“ Kicks, kicks, kicks
Take that and take this JCopy !req
148. Until, finally, the tranch
gave up the antidote.Copy !req
149. There!
Are you happy now?Copy !req
150. Yes!
You go, rock star girl!Copy !req
151. But now it gets sad.Copy !req
152. Oh, no.
Why?Copy !req
153. Well...Copy !req
154. Rock star girl
wasn't really sureCopy !req
155. if the blue tranch gave her
the real antidote...Copy !req
156. or if it was just a trick
to get rid of her.Copy !req
157. But the potato curse had
started to spread faster,Copy !req
158. so it was kind
of her only shot.Copy !req
159. Rock star girl used her last
bit of strengthCopy !req
160. to climb the potato stalk.Copy !req
161. But when she finally reached
the top, she discovered...Copy !req
162. That lollipop girlCopy !req
163. was a completely
different person.Copy !req
164. Ha, ha!
No!Copy !req
165. Rock star girl
was heart—broken.Copy !req
166. All she'd wanted was to have
her best friend back,Copy !req
167. but she was gone.Copy !req
168. As the potato curse consumed
her final thoughts,Copy !req
169. she decided to
embrace her fate...Copy !req
170. to —— to explode
into stardust!Copy !req
171. The end.Copy !req
172. What?
Okay.Copy !req
173. But she was you,
right?Copy !req
174. If that's how
you interpreted it.Copy !req
175. That ending...Copy !req
176. was not believable.Copy !req
177. Come on. You had a cat
with legs on its back.Copy !req
178. I was being emotionally
truthful.Copy !req
179. Fine.
I sort of copped out.Copy !req
180. I guess I just got some stuff
that's harder to talk about.Copy !req
181. Maybe 'cause I never actually
talked about it for real ——Copy !req
182. not even to myself.Copy !req
183. Pancakes are ready!Copy !req
184. Oh.Copy !req
185. Burp.Copy !req
186. So what's on
the drive?Copy !req
187. I will show you.Copy !req
188. J'J'Copy !req
189. BMO, pause slide show!Copy !req
190. Mom.Copy !req
191. Marceline?Copy !req
192. Who's the nice lady
and the little girl?Copy !req
193. It's um...Copy !req
194. I don't know, Beems.Copy !req
195. Why don't you tell me
a storyCopy !req
196. about the little girl
and the nice lady.Copy !req
197. Okay!Copy !req
198. Once there was a lady
who lived in the moon.Copy !req
199. She was called Moon Lady,
and she could only come outCopy !req
200. during lunar eclipses.Copy !req
201. Once there was a little girl
playing alone by the sea.Copy !req
202. "Hello,
little girl.“Copy !req
203. “Who are you?“Copy !req
204. “I'm the moon lady,"
said the Moon Lady.Copy !req
205. They became best friends.Copy !req
206. They swam in
the dirty ocean water,Copy !req
207. rolled down a hill
on a giant beach ball,Copy !req
208. played
“can you catch me?"Copy !req
209. And rode horses
or something.Copy !req
210. They had so much fun.Copy !req
211. But, soon, the eclipse
started to vanish...Copy !req
212. and the moon lady
had to say good—bye...Copy !req
213. because eclipses
can't last forever.Copy !req
214. But the little girl
never forgot the moon lady.Copy !req
215. Or their friendship.Copy !req
216. I think I've heard
a story like that...Copy !req
217. a long,
long time ago.Copy !req
218. That was beautiful,
BMO.Copy !req
219. Well,
it's a beautiful picture.Copy !req
220. The end.Copy !req
221. Come along with meCopy !req
222. And the butterflies and beesCopy !req
223. This party is so crazy!Copy !req