1. I "Adventure Time" J“Copy !req
2. I Come on, grab your friends J“Copy !req
3. J“ We'll go
to very distant lands J“Copy !req
4. I With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ICopy !req
5. I The fun will never end ICopy !req
6. I It's "Adventure Time" ICopy !req
7. Get back here, you worm!Copy !req
8. What? The last chapter
of "Cosmic Kissing"?Copy !req
9. My stirring lyrical interludeCopy !req
10. from "Fionna Goes
to the Market"?Copy !req
11. The epilogue from
"Flame Prince Breaks a Sweat"?Copy !req
12. Who gave you permission
to edit my fan fiction?Copy !req
13. Prepare to be punished!Copy !req
14. But first...Copy !req
15. What'd ya think?Copy !req
16. Wenk!Copy !req
17. Great critique!Copy !req
18. Wenk.Copy !req
19. I don't need an editor.Copy !req
20. I'm my own editor ——
editor—in—king!Copy !req
21. Wenk. Wenk!Copy !req
22. Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk,
wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk!Copy !req
23. Ooh! My custom tape!Copy !req
24. I Remix! ICopy !req
25. "Sunlight gleamed
through the windowCopy !req
26. as Fionna sat patiently
at the breakfast table."Copy !req
27. Hah!Copy !req
28. Check out
my sweet flippin' moves.Copy !req
29. You're a real ace
in the kitchen.Copy !req
30. Roar! Ha ha!Copy !req
31. Cooking is fun!Copy !req
32. Here come the flapjacks!Copy !req
33. Know what's better than cooking?Copy !req
34. — CAKE: No!
— Wha?Copy !req
35. These are narrative flapjacks.Copy !req
36. Darlin', don't you see
the brilliant comedyCopy !req
37. laid out before you?Copy !req
38. You wouldn't eat Act II
before Act I, silly.Copy !req
39. Now try starting
with the dockworkerCopy !req
40. having a moral crisis.Copy !req
41. Okay.Copy !req
42. This... one?Copy !req
43. Fionna, this character doesn't
serve any thematic purposeCopy !req
44. until much later in the meal.Copy !req
45. Sorry, Cake,
but these just look likeCopy !req
46. formless blobs
of sweet flapjack to me.Copy !req
47. Mmm...Copy !req
48. It's true.Copy !req
49. Maybe ifl based them
off real people,Copy !req
50. do some "life cooking."Copy !req
51. Nonfiction flapjacks!Copy !req
52. Let's go griddle up
portraits of the entire kingdom!Copy !req
53. Got to get my supplies together.Copy !req
54. My portable griddle...Copy !req
55. Mmm.Copy !req
56. Some peppermint eggs...Copy !req
57. and the twice—cursed flour!Copy !req
58. Got it!
Ready for stories and flapjacks?Copy !req
59. Heck, yes!Copy !req
60. You're wasting me on breakfast!Copy !req
61. No one asked you, Flour Demon.Copy !req
62. That was like a cookbook...Copy !req
63. Written by a genius.Copy !req
64. On to the next chapter ——Copy !req
65. "A Game of Gumball."Copy !req
66. Prince Gumball would probs
make a great flapjack model.Copy !req
67. Sometimes he gets
so absorbed in his workCopy !req
68. that he doesn't move for days.Copy !req
69. Ooooh!Copy !req
70. I can break out
the pink sea salt and ——Copy !req
71. Hey, there's Gumball!Copy !req
72. —
— Uh...Copy !req
73. Is it here?
No. No.Copy !req
74. Ah! Just what I need!Copy !req
75. The periodic table
of candy elements!Copy !req
76. If I use this one
and this one here...Copy !req
77. Ha ha!
The perfect strategy!Copy !req
78. Hyup!Copy !req
79. Butterscotch Butler, the
butterscotch Scottish butler,Copy !req
80. I challenge you!Copy !req
81. Again?Copy !req
82. I've gathered all the necessary
strategy and tacticsCopy !req
83. to finally defeat you!Copy !req
84. To play, one must
know strategy, yes.Copy !req
85. But to know victory, one must
also know their opponent!Copy !req
86. Opponent?Copy !req
87. Their dreams...Copy !req
88. their ambitions...Copy !req
89. their rrrregrets...Copy !req
90. and their fears!Copy !req
91. M—My mortality!Copy !req
92. [PopllCopy !req
93. Byeeee!Copy !req
94. King me.Copy !req
95. —
—Copy !req
96. Maybe we should find someone
a little more relaxed.Copy !req
97. How?
How did you know?Copy !req
98. Huh?Copy !req
99. Oh. You leave that
lying around everywhere.Copy !req
100. Yes!Copy !req
101. Still not quite right.Copy !req
102. How about this
for some inspiration?Copy !req
103. Pancakes and flapjacks
are nothing alike!Copy !req
104. Aw, Cake.Copy !req
105. It's just that
flapjack literatureCopy !req
106. is such a niche genre,Copy !req
107. and none of my flapjacks
are turning out any good.Copy !req
108. Come on, Cake.Copy !req
109. We've still got 10 minutes
before the library closes.Copy !req
110. It's Flame Prince!Copy !req
111. What's that fire hazard
doing in the library?Copy !req
112. Hmm?
Oh, no!Copy !req
113. Oh!
I love that author!Copy !req
114. Have you read her newest book?Copy !req
115. I—I could, uh, find it for you.Copy !req
116. Oh. Uh, n—nah, that's okay.Copy !req
117. I'll just start with this one.
Thanks, though.Copy !req
118. Uh —— Aah!Copy !req
119. Oh. Sorry about that.Copy !req
120. — Uh —— Uh —— w—w—w—— w—w—w——
— Eh...Copy !req
121. No,no,no,no, no!
Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
122. Wow.
I am not graceful today.Copy !req
123. N—Not the first editions!Copy !req
124. Ow, ow!Copy !req
125. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
126. Easy...Copy !req
127. Unh!Copy !req
128. Gah! Huh?Copy !req
129. Leaving, yes?Copy !req
130. Yeah. I'll borrow
this one, please.Copy !req
131. Of course! I'll just
need you to sign it out.Copy !req
132. I'm sorry.Copy !req
133. I have a duty to serve
the library's patrons,Copy !req
134. but I'm also sworn
to protect the books.Copy !req
135. I can't in good conscience
let you take it home.Copy !req
136. But maybe I could
read this book to you?Copy !req
137. Listen, I just came in here
to use the bathroom, man.Copy !req
138. I thought you had to, like,
check out a book first to pee.Copy !req
139. Actually, I don't even
have a library card.Copy !req
140. Lumpy Space Prince!Copy !req
141. Lumpy Spaaaace Priiiince!Copy !req
142. Come on. You've been coughing
for five days.Copy !req
143. Just take one tablespoon.Copy !req
144. Uh... B—Bumpy Space Prince?Copy !req
145. Uh, there's no one here
by that name.Copy !req
146. Then who am I talking to?Copy !req
147. Uh, this is Ja—— Jack.Copy !req
148. —
— Huh.Copy !req
149. Well, if you're Jack,
then I'mmmm...Copy !req
150. M M M Michael Dean.Copy !req
151. Yeah. And I'm looking
for this beautiful prince.Copy !req
152. I got to give him
this... magic potion!Copy !req
153. See, he was cursed
by this evil snot gnoll.Copy !req
154. Really?Copy !req
155. The snot gnoll transformed himCopy !req
156. into a totally disgusting
mucus monster.Copy !req
157. What?
No, I'm not!Copy !req
158. Did you hear that?Copy !req
159. Huh?
VVhatisit?Copy !req
160. It's — It's ——Copy !req
161. It's the snot gnoll!Copy !req
162. Aah!Copy !req
163. Uh—oh! It's coming
towards your tree, Jack!Copy !req
164. I'm stuck!Copy !req
165. I'// protect you,
beautiful prince!Copy !req
166. Step off, snot gnoll!Copy !req
167. Get him, Michael Dean!Copy !req
168. —
— MARSHALL LEE: Gah! It got me!Copy !req
169. — Ugh!
— No!Copy !req
170. —
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171. I got one last hit in!Copy !req
172. —
— I—It's running away!Copy !req
173. I think this is the end for me.Copy !req
174. Rally, Michael Dean!Copy !req
175. [PopllCopy !req
176. It's... too
late for me, beautiful prince.Copy !req
177. Take the potion.Copy !req
178. Take it and live.Copy !req
179. Live!Copy !req
180. I won't let your sacrifice
be wasted.Copy !req
181. See?
No more coughing.Copy !req
182. Hey, yeah.
Actually, I do feel better.Copy !req
183. Wow.Copy !req
184. Maybe that was the wrong potion.Copy !req
185. Much better!Copy !req
186. Lounged atop their
comfortable sense of ennui,Copy !req
187. Flynn the human being
and Jacques the raccoonCopy !req
188. listened to the ice President
read his fiction.Copy !req
189. "Lynn the person looked at Janet
and asked, 'Am I my feelings?Copy !req
190. Do I exist
because I can't stop feeling?'Copy !req
191. Janet the fox answered her.Copy !req
192. 'Feelings are action,Copy !req
193. and like all mortal action,
they are doomed to failure."'Copy !req
194. Flynn and Jacques sighed.Copy !req
195. They total/y got it.Copy !req
196. The end!Copy !req
197. What do you guys think?
Too philosophical?Copy !req
198. —Copy !req
199. Out of my way!Copy !req
200. Blazin' blueberries
comin' through!Copy !req
201. You're ruining
my literary reading!Copy !req
202. Oh, hey, Ice Queen.Copy !req
203. Do you want Cake
to make your flapjack portrait?Copy !req
204. Why, ye—
No! I mean no!Copy !req
205. Why don't we table this
for now so I can...Copy !req
206. destroy you!Copy !req
207. Hang on to your turkeys,Copy !req
208. because I'm about to make
the toughest flapjack ever.Copy !req
209. Some purple chicken milk...Copy !req
210. dramatic cornmeal...Copy !req
211. Nooooo!Copy !req
212. and the tears
of this reflective turtle.Copy !req
213. You will outlive
everyone you love.Copy !req
214. Cry for me, little mama!Copy !req
215. Here, Fionna!Copy !req
216. Tasty!Copy !req
217. Hey, Ice Queen,
I really liked your story.Copy !req
218. The imagery was tight.Copy !req
219. Can you believe
it was my first draft?Copy !req
220. No way!Copy !req
221. Gotcha!Copy !req
222. I call it
"Portrait of an Author."Copy !req
223. I really did
like her story, though.Copy !req
224. I wonder how that Ice President
got elected.Copy !req
225. Talk about life imitating art.Copy !req
226. Gunther, did you see
what Daddy did?Copy !req
227. Did you guess the secret theme?Copy !req
228. Wenk!Copy !req
229. No! You're way off!Copy !req
230. Fionna and Cake
were at the breakfast table.Copy !req
231. Gumball consulted
the periodic table.Copy !req
232. Flame Prince set fire
to the table of contents.Copy !req
233. The... purple thing
had a tablespoon of syrup.Copy !req
234. And Ice Queen... did
a tab/ey thing, too, probably.Copy !req
235. Wenk!Copy !req
236. They're not
like regular stories.Copy !req
237. They're shorter.Copy !req
238. I'll call them... grabl——Copy !req
239. No —— tab/es!Copy !req
240. I'll never look at tables
the same way again.Copy !req
241. I Come along with me ICopy !req
242. I And the butterflies and bees ICopy !req
243. This party is so crazy!Copy !req