1. And then I was like, "There's a
slime and place for everything."Copy !req
2. And they were al, "OMG,Copy !req
3. you're the greatest
slime elemental ever!"Copy !req
4. Too bad you didn't
invite Patience St. PimCopy !req
5. to this party celebrating my new powers.Copy !req
6. It's not to celebrate your...Copy !req
7. Wait, Patience is totally nutcakes!Copy !req
8. She kidnapped us and
messed with our molecules.Copy !req
9. Uhh, so what? She gave
us these groovy powers.Copy !req
10. East coast slime!Copy !req
11. West coast slime!Copy !req
12. Booty Sliiiime!Copy !req
13. Stop sliming everything!
No one likes it!Copy !req
14. Oh, hey, Princess.Copy !req
15. We were just wondering where all
this rad slime was coming from.Copy !req
16. Keep on slimin' it, SP!Copy !req
17. Thanks for nothin'.Copy !req
18. Okay, great seeing you
and your secretions!Copy !req
19. I'll call you.Copy !req
20. Slime and plaaaace!Copy !req
21. There's a slime and
place for everything.Copy !req
22. Huh?Copy !req
23. Princess?Copy !req
24. What are you doing here so late?Copy !req
25. Heyyy, buddy!Copy !req
26. Yeah, just doin' some
casual science jazz.Copy !req
27. Show me your hand, young lady.Copy !req
28. Fine.Copy !req
29. I was trying to chart my candy powerCopy !req
30. to figure out why it's so garbage.Copy !req
31. But its garbageness is uncrackable.Copy !req
32. Things were fine before jellybeansCopy !req
33. were farting out of my palms.Copy !req
34. Don't give in to nostalgia, Princess.Copy !req
35. Now, imagine this plate is
an enemy of the kingdom.Copy !req
36. You sleep with a plate?Copy !req
37. The whole kingdom's looking
at you to beat it.Copy !req
38. You're gonna shoot it with
streams of powerful candy,Copy !req
39. and it's gonna blow
their freaking minds.Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. Thanks for tryin', Peps.Copy !req
42. I'm gonna call it a night.Copy !req
43. Brrr!Copy !req
44. Huh?Copy !req
45. What's this?Copy !req
46. Eh, probably just an ad.Copy !req
47. Sweetings, Bubgum!Copy !req
48. Oh, this floor is
stickier than it looks.Copy !req
49. Did someone lick this?Copy !req
50. Um, who are you?Copy !req
51. No, I'm Chatsberry... The candy.Copy !req
52. You're an older version
of the candy elemental.Copy !req
53. Exactly!Copy !req
54. Did you feel that knowledge
in your cosmic consciousness?Copy !req
55. Nah. I just guessed.Copy !req
56. Oh. But why aren't you
using your powers?Copy !req
57. This power stinks, man.
There's nothing to it.Copy !req
58. There's everything to it!Copy !req
59. Candy's one of the
building blocks of life.Copy !req
60. It's in our very DNA.Copy !req
61. Take this soft drink, for example.Copy !req
62. Add some Scotch mints to it, and behold!Copy !req
63. Hey, how did you do that?Copy !req
64. I can barely shoot one jellybean.Copy !req
65. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
66. Connect to yourself.Copy !req
67. I am connected to myself.Copy !req
68. Not to the self you once were,Copy !req
69. to your new self.Copy !req
70. I'll be globbed!Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. Now aim and, jellybean!Copy !req
73. Pow! Milk ball!Copy !req
74. Pow! Candy corn!Copy !req
75. Pow!Copy !req
76. Those were all jellybeans
but still, really good.Copy !req
77. Call Slime Princess!Copy !req
78. And everyone was
cheering so much for me.Copy !req
79. I was like, "Applaud quieter."Copy !req
80. Say, how about some sugar for your tea?Copy !req
81. Uh yeah, sure.Copy !req
82. Allow me.Copy !req
83. By the beard of Elder Plops!Copy !req
84. This is cool, but...Copy !req
85. I said, allow... me!Copy !req
86. You're welcome.Copy !req
87. Okay, we've established we
both have elemental powers.Copy !req
88. So we never have to talk
or brag about them again.Copy !req
89. Brag? Wait, are you jelly of my slime?Copy !req
90. Your slime is overrated.Copy !req
91. I guess your real
elemental power is envy!Copy !req
92. Bye, hater!Copy !req
93. I don't think this is
really about slime.Copy !req
94. Maybe.Copy !req
95. It's just that the candy kingdom'sCopy !req
96. supposed to be a reflection of me.Copy !req
97. But it turns out, I
don't know who that is.Copy !req
98. I've lived my whole lifeCopy !req
99. while having this talent
I knew nothing about.Copy !req
100. I'm a scientistCopy !req
101. and I ignored crucial data about myself.Copy !req
102. What if I...Copy !req
103. Wait! We were so close
to a breakthrough!Copy !req
104. I don't have time for breakthroughs.Copy !req
105. Run, Skibbles!Copy !req
106. Princess Bubblegum!
Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
107. You see what I mean?Copy !req
108. This is what I have to deal with.Copy !req
109. Hup!Copy !req
110. Hey, Crystal Entity!Copy !req
111. Kindly state your business
before the Princess!Copy !req
112. Pick a number.Copy !req
113. This is some weak first-grader
magician we're dealing with.Copy !req
114. Only a real idiot would
fall for this guy.Copy !req
115. Four!Copy !req
116. Yeah, four!Copy !req
117. Guys!Copy !req
118. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
119. No!Copy !req
120. Hurray for Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
121. Hurray for Bubblegum!Copy !req
122. Heck yeah!Copy !req
123. Come on, Peps.Copy !req
124. Ka-kaw!Copy !req
125. So majestic!Copy !req
126. Pick a number.Copy !req
127. How about a billion
jellybeans in your face!Copy !req
128. Uh-oh.Copy !req
129. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
130. Try a more powerful attack.Copy !req
131. Do a gobstopper.Copy !req
132. That's just more beans!Copy !req
133. Okay, those were still jellybeans.Copy !req
134. Hey, that's... that's the thing.Copy !req
135. Whoa!Copy !req
136. Sweetings, Bubblegum.Copy !req
137. Chatsberry! Great timing!Copy !req
138. Poke my brain again and unlock
that mint-soda explosion.Copy !req
139. I can open the door for you,Copy !req
140. but you have to step
through it yourself,Copy !req
141. and walk in your own shoes.Copy !req
142. I mean, choose your own path.Copy !req
143. My kingdom is under attack!Copy !req
144. You're as useless as my stinkin' powers.Copy !req
145. Four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
146. I had a path!Copy !req
147. My path was science because
science makes sense!Copy !req
148. If I was in my lab,Copy !req
149. I could fabricate that
explosion in a snap.Copy !req
150. What explosion?Copy !req
151. It was just regular soda
pop and Scotch mints.Copy !req
152. That shouldn't be hard.
It's all sugar, right?Copy !req
153. Right.Copy !req
154. To make soda pop,Copy !req
155. I'd need to add water
and carbon dioxide.Copy !req
156. And for the mints, gum Arabic,Copy !req
157. gelatin, potassium benzoate.Copy !req
158. Add heat and pressure...Copy !req
159. I did it!Copy !req
160. Chatsberry, I'm walking in my own shoes!Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. Look!Copy !req
163. You're doing it!Copy !req
164. You're blowing their freaking minds!Copy !req
165. Now let's blow his mind.Copy !req
166. Finishing move!Copy !req
167. Ha ha, yes!Copy !req
168. So cold.Copy !req
169. Oh, no.Copy !req
170. No more boom!Copy !req
171. It's just soda.Copy !req
172. I'm not gonna...Copy !req
173. I'm sorry.Copy !req
174. Banana guards, get the
wounded to the infirmary!Copy !req
175. I'll be in my quarters if,
uh, if anyone needs me.Copy !req
176. Okay. Hang on now.Copy !req
177. Don't forget my jelly filling!Copy !req
178. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
179. Yee! Stop that now!Copy !req
180. That crystal stuff will grind your guts!Copy !req
181. Huh?Copy !req
182. Wait, it's just snow?Copy !req
183. Ow!Copy !req
184. Hey, will you keep it down down there!Copy !req
185. Some of us have to work tomorrow!Copy !req