1. Okay, how about now?Copy !req
2. Yeah, I can feel it.Copy !req
3. But there's a little delay.Copy !req
4. Hmm.Copy !req
5. How about now?Copy !req
6. Now I felt it before you hit me.Copy !req
7. Whoa! Really?Copy !req
8. Ha ha! Just kidding!Copy !req
9. It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
10. Come on, now. This is serious.Copy !req
11. And expensive.Copy !req
12. I've been working on this new armCopy !req
13. since the last time this happened,Copy !req
14. so please don't blow it
up so fast this time.Copy !req
15. We'll see.Copy !req
16. Honestly, though,Copy !req
17. this doesn't even feel that weird now.Copy !req
18. I mean, maybe it's 'cause
it already happenedCopy !req
19. once before, but, I don't know.Copy !req
20. It feels like normal, I guess.Copy !req
21. I mean, I know it's "serious."Copy !req
22. Jake and Susan and RattleballsCopy !req
23. all got pretty banged up.Copy !req
24. But for me, I guess it's like...Copy !req
25. I don't know. It feels
right or something.Copy !req
26. What's weird, though, is that grass guy.Copy !req
27. Kinda rubs me the wrong way, that one.Copy !req
28. Yes... the mysterious grass guy.Copy !req
29. Tell me again what happenedCopy !req
30. with the two of you this morning.Copy !req
31. Okay, so, as you know...Copy !req
32. after Susan had gone crazy
and kicked Jake's butt,Copy !req
33. my grass arm got steamed
and kicked her butt.Copy !req
34. Then it ran off and merged buttsCopy !req
35. with my Finn Sword...Copy !req
36. and turned into this guy,Copy !req
37. and he starts talking smack!Copy !req
38. Mah! Maaaaah!Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. Mah! Mah!Copy !req
41. Hey, man, you stay back!Copy !req
42. Eeyuh! Muh eeyuh!Copy !req
43. Muh eeyuh!Copy !req
44. Hey! I-I said stay back, man!Copy !req
45. I seen what you did to Susan!Copy !req
46. Susan's... cells... are on fire.Copy !req
47. Susah! Susah?Copy !req
48. Hey!Copy !req
49. Stop!Copy !req
50. You leave her alone, you weirdo!Copy !req
51. Susan's my friend!Copy !req
52. Fruh...Copy !req
53. freh...Copy !req
54. Friend.Copy !req
55. What?Copy !req
56. Huh?Copy !req
57. I said, "What?" What did you say?Copy !req
58. "Whu?"Copy !req
59. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
60. My ears weren't working
before, for some reason.Copy !req
61. Or my mouth.Copy !req
62. Sorry about that.Copy !req
63. Also, why are you dressed like me?Copy !req
64. Get a life, man.Copy !req
65. What?Copy !req
66. You're dressed like me, man! Geez!Copy !req
67. Anyway, you just keep your
hands off of Susan, guy.Copy !req
68. Susan? Can you hear me?Copy !req
69. It's Finn.Copy !req
70. Susan?Copy !req
71. Owwww!Copy !req
72. No touch.Copy !req
73. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
74. You keep your hands off of my friend!Copy !req
75. What are you on abou...Copy !req
76. Aaah! Whoa!Copy !req
77. Oof!Copy !req
78. Don't worry, Susan!Copy !req
79. All right, all right!
Enough! Truce, truce!Copy !req
80. Sorry, dawg, but I can't
let you hurt Susan.Copy !req
81. I wasn't gonna hurt her!Copy !req
82. I was protecting her from you!Copy !req
83. Me? But... I'm Finn Mertens, man.Copy !req
84. I'm 100% hero. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
85. What? I'm Finn Mertens!Copy !req
86. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
87. Sorry, man.Copy !req
88. I mean, I'm flattered, but... come on.Copy !req
89. No, you come on!Copy !req
90. Finn!Copy !req
91. Hold on, buddy! I'm coming!Copy !req
92. Jake! Boy, am I glad to see you!Copy !req
93. This bozo keeps saying he's me.Copy !req
94. Why don't you set him straightCopy !req
95. and tell him who the real Finn is.Copy !req
96. That one.Copy !req
97. What?Copy !req
98. Yeah, I don't know what you are.Copy !req
99. Some kind of demon-plant
thing, probably.Copy !req
100. But I...Copy !req
101. Beating up on my poor brotherCopy !req
102. like some kind of demon!Copy !req
103. Yeah!Copy !req
104. Show us your true form, demon!Copy !req
105. Yeah, show us!Copy !req
106. Show us! Show us!Copy !req
107. Show us! Show us!Copy !req
108. Show us! Show us!Copy !req
109. Oof!Copy !req
110. Whoa!Copy !req
111. Yeah, it's a real mess out here.Copy !req
112. We're gonna need the huge ambulance.Copy !req
113. Yeah, no.Copy !req
114. No.Copy !req
115. No, the huge...Copy !req
116. No.Copy !req
117. No.Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. Put Banana Guard number 2 on the phone.Copy !req
120. Well, go get him!Copy !req
121. All right, all right.Copy !req
122. I think I've heard just
about enoughhhhh...Copy !req
123. to know that I need to
hear that all over again.Copy !req
124. Why don't you take it from the top?Copy !req
125. Okay, so, as you know...Copy !req
126. Hey, BMO.Copy !req
127. BMO?Copy !req
128. Oh, hey! My nose is back.Copy !req
129. Mmm! Stinks good in here.Copy !req
130. It's got that "big boy" musk.Copy !req
131. Socks, trash, butt...
All the stinks of home.Copy !req
132. Ha! Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
133. Get out of here! Ha!Copy !req
134. Man, I remember that day.Copy !req
135. That was when BMO lost
control of the tank.Copy !req
136. Oh.Copy !req
137. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
138. Ha!Copy !req
139. Aw.Copy !req
140. Hey! Give me that!Copy !req
141. What the crease?Copy !req
142. You gonna get it now, dude!Copy !req
143. That's the Grass Sword!Copy !req
144. Hyah!Copy !req
145. What the hey?Copy !req
146. Oh, no.Copy !req
147. No, no, no.Copy !req
148. I hate this.Copy !req
149. I liked it before.Copy !req
150. Who are you?Copy !req
151. Oh, you know... A curse.Copy !req
152. An emissary from beyond.Copy !req
153. Some kind of grass octopus spider.Copy !req
154. Grass Demon!Copy !req
155. You're making me nervous, dude.Copy !req
156. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
157. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
158. I am worrying about you!Copy !req
159. Dude, stop this!Copy !req
160. It's okay. I just gotta
do something here.Copy !req
161. One sec.Copy !req
162. Okay, just one more second.Copy !req
163. So, how are you today?Copy !req
164. I'm good.Copy !req
165. I want out of here, though.Copy !req
166. I've pretty much done
all I can do in here.Copy !req
167. You and me, we could do
a lot better out there.Copy !req
168. I want out, too.Copy !req
169. Let's do it.Copy !req
170. Wait... do you mean out of the
sword or out of the cocoon?Copy !req
171. Okay. I get it.Copy !req
172. When we get out of here,
let me do the talking.Copy !req
173. And then you asked me to
take it from the top.Copy !req
174. So... that guy is definitelyCopy !req
175. an alternate-reality evil
doppelganger, right?Copy !req
176. Huh.Copy !req
177. No.Copy !req
178. He's not even from a different timeline.Copy !req
179. Finn, he's just you.Copy !req
180. Yeah, you say that, but I'm me.Copy !req
181. So he's...Copy !req
182. BMO?Copy !req
183. News flash, hotshot...Copy !req
184. You're in the house, and
you're made out of grass,Copy !req
185. and you're breaking my
china, and I'm scared!Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. This grass guy's scaring BMO!Copy !req
188. Let's get him!Copy !req
189. Waaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
190. I've got a crush on Jake.Copy !req
191. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
192. I... can't... get... anything right!Copy !req
193. Hey, weedy!Copy !req
194. Hey.Copy !req
195. Just let me suck around
a bit, okay, man?Copy !req
196. No way, buster!Copy !req
197. You're hurting BMO!Copy !req
198. I'm okay!Copy !req
199. Geeeeeeet outta here!Copy !req
200. Come on, Finn!Copy !req
201. Jake, uh, I'm still processing all this.Copy !req
202. United front!Copy !req
203. Okay.Copy !req
204. You scare BMO,Copy !req
205. you muck up my mom's records,Copy !req
206. you waste my br...Copy !req
207. You waste my breakfast syr...Copy !req
208. Breakfast syrup!Copy !req
209. Hey!Copy !req
210. Look at me when I'm mad!Copy !req
211. Look at my eyes! They're mad!Copy !req
212. And they have to look in your...Copy !req
213. Hey! They have to look in your eyes!Copy !req
214. Take my anger into your face!Copy !req
215. You're a fraud!Copy !req
216. You think you can fake Jake?Copy !req
217. You can't fake Jake!Copy !req
218. Cake, rake, lake, hamburger steak!Copy !req
219. Oh, man!Copy !req
220. Oh!Copy !req
221. You're a chum-bait!Copy !req
222. Jake, no!Copy !req
223. It's for fishing, BMO!Copy !req
224. It's something that fishermen use!Copy !req
225. And he is one! He's a chum-bait!Copy !req
226. Hey!Copy !req
227. Grass-me, do you want a Finn cake?Copy !req
228. But...Copy !req
229. only Finns get Finn cakes.Copy !req
230. That's true.Copy !req
231. Wait.Copy !req
232. That's that good sugary
trash, like a big boy likes.Copy !req
233. Oh, geez.Copy !req
234. I really fell off the horse here.Copy !req
235. Maybe I'm not who I am.Copy !req
236. Sure we are.Copy !req
237. Weird days, man.Copy !req
238. Give me a minute to catch up.Copy !req
239. Hey, you gonna eat that BMO cake?Copy !req
240. My hands are still tacky
from breakfast syrup.Copy !req
241. Hey, do you think Grass Finn's loco?Copy !req
242. I think he'll be okay.Copy !req
243. He just needs a place to crash
while he figures some stuff out.Copy !req
244. Okay.Copy !req
245. What's the deal, bro?Copy !req
246. I called you for grub forever ago.Copy !req
247. I feel like crud, man.Copy !req
248. Why do I feel like such crud?Copy !req
249. Um...Copy !req
250. Is it 'cause you lost the Finn sword?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. Is it 'cause you lost your arm againCopy !req
253. and it got replaced with a metal one?Copy !req
254. No. The arm's cool.Copy !req
255. Is it...Copy !req
256. 'cause you got, like, a grass cloneCopy !req
257. that lives on our roof?Copy !req
258. No. That's fine.Copy !req
259. Um, is it...Copy !req
260. 'cause you crushed every
bone in Susan's bodyCopy !req
261. and put her in the hospital?Copy !req
262. Susan? I totally forgot!Copy !req
263. I gotta make sure she's all right.Copy !req
264. Wait!Copy !req
265. What about...Copy !req
266. He's not becoming part of the treeCopy !req
267. or something mythological
like that, is he?Copy !req
268. He's just thinking.Copy !req
269. There's a bird building
a nest in his mouth.Copy !req
270. Hey, Grass Finn.Copy !req
271. You all right?Copy !req
272. Okay. I've gotta run an errand.Copy !req
273. But Jake will be around.Copy !req
274. I'll be back in a couple hours.Copy !req
275. Man, IDK.Copy !req
276. This guy kinda gives me the willies.Copy !req
277. Just set him up with some activities.Copy !req
278. Pretend he's me.Copy !req
279. He is me.Copy !req
280. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
281. I'll just do... Finn stuff with him.Copy !req
282. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
283. Grass Finn! I made meatloaf!Copy !req
284. Oh, boy!Copy !req
285. My favorite!Copy !req
286. Hey, that's Finn's meatlo...Copy !req
287. Yeah... my meatloaf bib.Copy !req
288. What about it?Copy !req
289. Nothing.Copy !req
290. This just has to rest for a while and...Copy !req
291. I want my meatloaf now!Copy !req
292. Ha! Okay, okay.Copy !req
293. Just how you like it.Copy !req
294. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
295. You lost some there.Copy !req
296. It's this grass bod.Copy !req
297. I guess grass boys don't
get any meatloaf.Copy !req
298. It's okay.Copy !req
299. We'll just find you a new favorite food.Copy !req
300. Susan?Copy !req
301. Can you hear me?Copy !req
302. I'm sorry I couldn't stop you earlier.Copy !req
303. I lost control...Copy !req
304. and I realized when
my arm went all nastyCopy !req
305. that being out of control
like that was so scary and...Copy !req
306. And painful.Copy !req
307. And that's how you must've feltCopy !req
308. after your brain jazz
got fried by that eelCopy !req
309. and he went bonkers on everyone.Copy !req
310. I wasn't strong enough to stop you.Copy !req
311. In a way, this is all my fault.Copy !req
312. Finn! You did this?Copy !req
313. Doctor Princess!Copy !req
314. Do you know what it meansCopy !req
315. that she's hooked up to these?Copy !req
316. Do you even know what that one does...Copy !req
317. And the creepy breathing one?Copy !req
318. And that yucky dripping bag?Copy !req
319. Ugh!Copy !req
320. What are you going to do to fix this?Copy !req
321. I'll do anything to help Susan.Copy !req
322. - Anything?
- Yes!Copy !req
323. Good, 'cause I'm tired
of doing double shifts.Copy !req
324. Put this on.Copy !req
325. Okay, you're a doctor now.Copy !req
326. Good luck.Copy !req
327. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, wait!Copy !req
328. I don't know how to doctor!Copy !req
329. Look, no one really knows anything.Copy !req
330. The truth is...Copy !req
331. I'm not technically a doctor.Copy !req
332. I don't even have a medical degree.Copy !req
333. I just came in here
one day for an X-ray,Copy !req
334. and my first name is Doctor,Copy !req
335. so, well, one thing led to another.Copy !req
336. Ciao.Copy !req
337. Wait! Doctor Princess!Copy !req
338. Hey, Doc, can you help me?Copy !req
339. Sorry. I'm not a real...Copy !req
340. Aha! Just what we need...
A real Finn-style tune.Copy !req
341. I can't breathe.Copy !req
342. I can't make music, I
can't breathe, I can't...Copy !req
343. Hey, hey. It's okay!Copy !req
344. Not breathing is cool.Copy !req
345. Hey, I know what you
like... Fighting evil!Copy !req
346. Yeah! I hate evil!Copy !req
347. Well, let's give trouble
to some trouble!Copy !req
348. You take the lead on this one, brother.Copy !req
349. Know any evil dungeons
you want to smash?Copy !req
350. Yeah. I know somewhere evil.Copy !req
351. Where does it hurt?Copy !req
352. It's the big one for me, Doc.Copy !req
353. It's really over.Copy !req
354. I get this pain in my paw,Copy !req
355. and it just stays in my paw.Copy !req
356. Oh, it's horrible.Copy !req
357. Ah!Copy !req
358. Wow!Copy !req
359. You're a healing genius, Doc.Copy !req
360. Huh. This place feels
kinda familiar somehow.Copy !req
361. Huh?Copy !req
362. Grass Finn! help me!Copy !req
363. Jake?Copy !req
364. Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
365. Jake! Hold on!Copy !req
366. H-Hey! Great job, man!Copy !req
367. Hmm!Copy !req
368. Okay.Copy !req
369. Where's the next patient?Copy !req
370. In here, Doctor.Copy !req
371. Hey, baby!Copy !req
372. What? Where's Doctor Princess?Copy !req
373. I just wanted some TLC from a cute gal.Copy !req
374. So, uh...Copy !req
375. how's your, uh... general condition?Copy !req
376. My back is in agony, like always.Copy !req
377. My toes taste like candy
corn. Is that bad?Copy !req
378. And everything smells like licorice...Copy !req
379. Except for licorice,
which smells like...Copy !req
380. Wha?Copy !req
381. How do you feel, Ice King?Copy !req
382. I... feel...Copy !req
383. great!Copy !req
384. Oh, mama!Copy !req
385. I feel 500 years old again!Copy !req
386. Hey, we should hit the
town, go dancing...Copy !req
387. "Doctor Finn."Copy !req
388. This feels pretty right.Copy !req
389. All right.Copy !req
390. So you've fought your way
to the center of the maze.Copy !req
391. But to pass this gate, you
must answer my deadly riddle.Copy !req
392. "What squats on stony feet"...Copy !req
393. Time.Copy !req
394. The answer was probably "time," right?Copy !req
395. Good job, man.Copy !req
396. Real good job.Copy !req
397. Aw, come on.Copy !req
398. This is where the evil is.Copy !req
399. And I'm-a gonna kill it!Copy !req
400. Hey... why don't we take five?Copy !req
401. Who's out there?Copy !req
402. Busting into the Grassy
Wizard's grassy fortress?Copy !req
403. Use your head!Copy !req
404. Hey. Do I know you?Copy !req
405. Uh, duh! I'm Jake the dog.Copy !req
406. Everybody knows me.Copy !req
407. No. I think he means me.Copy !req
408. He...Copy !req
409. He... made me.Copy !req
410. I did?Copy !req
411. I did!Copy !req
412. The, uh... The... the... the...Copy !req
413. the grass sword!Copy !req
414. Geez, my memory is bad.Copy !req
415. Okay, guy, I got a lot of
big questions for you.Copy !req
416. Why did you make me?Copy !req
417. Am I bad?Copy !req
418. Am I part of a conspiracyCopy !req
419. hatched by one of Finn's enemies?Copy !req
420. Or am I an eternal curse
sent by the globs?Copy !req
421. No, nothing like that.Copy !req
422. I just thought it would be cool.Copy !req
423. "Grass blade"... It's a sort of pun.Copy !req
424. Actually, this is great
for me, personally.Copy !req
425. Since you're my creation,
you have to do what I say!Copy !req
426. Chop up this trespassing dog!Copy !req
427. I am your master...Copy !req
428. Ooh!Copy !req
429. Obey m... Oof!Copy !req
430. Okay, maybe just leave... Ugh!Copy !req
431. Hey, buddy, that's... that's plenty.Copy !req
432. Fight the evil, right?Copy !req
433. Yeah... but not like that.Copy !req
434. It ain't right.Copy !req
435. Not ri... right?Copy !req
436. Right here in my hand...Copy !req
437. I hold the latest miracle cure.Copy !req
438. Once I release this surgical sword,Copy !req
439. Susan's warrior instincts will kick inCopy !req
440. and she'll snap back to consciousness.Copy !req
441. Any questions?Copy !req
442. No, let's see where this goes.Copy !req
443. I want to see brains.Copy !req
444. All right.Copy !req
445. Hey, y'all. I'm back.Copy !req
446. What?Copy !req
447. A sword?Copy !req
448. That's not how you practice medicine!Copy !req
449. Don't listen to her, Doc. You're great!Copy !req
450. You fixed me up tip-top.Copy !req
451. Jibbs! Did your hand
always look like that?Copy !req
452. Well... I guess maybe not.Copy !req
453. But I trust you.Copy !req
454. Yo, yo, yo, Mr. Fox! What's going on...Copy !req
455. Aagh! My back!Copy !req
456. I'm no doctor.Copy !req
457. That felt kind of right
for a while. But nah.Copy !req
458. They would've been better off
if I had just stayed out of it.Copy !req
459. Uh, yeah, speaking of that...Copy !req
460. Banana guards, prep the garden shed.Copy !req
461. We need 50cc of fertilizer, stat!Copy !req
462. See, Grass Finn?Copy !req
463. In the end, you did the right thing...Copy !req
464. Just like Finn would have.Copy !req
465. Uh... good job, grass me.Copy !req
466. But I'm not you.Copy !req
467. It's clear that I'm someone else.Copy !req
468. So from now on, call me...Copy !req
469. Fern the human.Copy !req
470. Oof!Copy !req
471. Hello.Copy !req
472. Excuse me. Fern needs this bike.Copy !req
473. No!Copy !req
474. Starchy's midlife crisis!Copy !req
475. Hey, Fern, wait!Copy !req
476. Let him go, man.Copy !req
477. Trust me.Copy !req
478. Awesome!Copy !req