1. I "Adventure Time" ICopy !req
2. I Come on, grab your friends ICopy !req
3. I We're going to
very distant lands ICopy !req
4. I With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ICopy !req
5. I The fun will never end ICopy !req
6. I It's "Adventure Time” ICopy !req
7. —[Sp
at!]
—Copy !req
8. And then I was like,Copy !req
9. "There's a slime and a place
for everything."Copy !req
10. And they were all, "OMG,Copy !req
11. you're the greatest
slime elemental ever!"Copy !req
12. Too bad you didn't invite
Patience St. PimCopy !req
13. to this party celebrating
my new powers.Copy !req
14. It's not to celebrate your ——Copy !req
15. Wait, Patience
is totally nutcakes!Copy !req
16. She kidnapped us and messed
with our molecules.Copy !req
17. Uhh, so what?
She gave us these groovy powers.Copy !req
18. East coast slime!Copy !req
19. West coast slime!Copy !req
20. Booty iniiime!Copy !req
21. Stop sliming everything!Copy !req
22. No one likes it!Copy !req
23. Oh, hey, Princess.Copy !req
24. We were just wondering where all
this rad slime was coming from.Copy !req
25. Keep on slimin' it, SP!Copy !req
26. Thanks for nothin'.Copy !req
27. Okay, great seeing you
and your secretions!Copy !req
28. —
— I'll call you.Copy !req
29. Slime and plaaaace!Copy !req
30. There's a slime and place
for everything.Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. Princess?Copy !req
33. What are you doing here so late?Copy !req
34. Heyyy, buddy!Copy !req
35. Yeah, just doin' some
casual science jazz.Copy !req
36. Show me your hand, young lady.Copy !req
37. Fine.Copy !req
38. I was trying to chart
my candy powerCopy !req
39. to figure out why
it's so garbage.Copy !req
40. But its garbageness
is uncrackable.Copy !req
41. Things were fine
before jellybeansCopy !req
42. were farting out of my palms.Copy !req
43. Don't give in to nostalgia,
Princess.Copy !req
44. Now, imagine this plate
is an enemy of the kingdom.Copy !req
45. You sleep with a plate?Copy !req
46. The whole kingdom's
looking at you to beat it.Copy !req
47. You're gonna shoot it with
streams of powerful candy,Copy !req
48. and it's gonna blow
their freaking minds.Copy !req
49. Okay.Copy !req
50. Thanks for tryin', Peps.Copy !req
51. I'm gonna call it a night.Copy !req
52. Brrr!Copy !req
53. Huh?Copy !req
54. What's this?Copy !req
55. Eh, probably just an ad.Copy !req
56. Sweetings, Bubgum!Copy !req
57. Oh, this floor is stickier
thanitlooks.Copy !req
58. Did someone lick this?Copy !req
59. Um, who are you?Copy !req
60. NO, I'm Chatsberry, the candy ——Copy !req
61. You're an older version
of the candy elemental.Copy !req
62. Exactly!Copy !req
63. Did you feel that knowledge
in your cosmic consciousness?Copy !req
64. Nah.
I just guessed.Copy !req
65. Oh. But why aren't you
using your powers?Copy !req
66. This power stinks, man.
There's nothing to it.Copy !req
67. There's everything to it!Copy !req
68. Candy's one of
the building blocks of life.Copy !req
69. It's in our very DNA.Copy !req
70. Take this soft drink,
for example.Copy !req
71. Add some Scotch mints to it,
and behold!Copy !req
72. Hey, how did you do that?Copy !req
73. I can barely shoot
one jellybean.Copy !req
74. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
75. Connect to yourself.Copy !req
76. I am connected to myself.Copy !req
77. Not to the self you once were.Copy !req
78. — To your new self.
—Copy !req
79. I'll be globbed!Copy !req
80. Okay.Copy !req
81. Now aim and jellybean!Copy !req
82. — Pow!
— Milk ball!Copy !req
83. — Pow!
— Candy corn!Copy !req
84. Pow!Copy !req
85. Those were all jellybeans
but still, really good.Copy !req
86. Call Slime Princess!Copy !req
87. And everyone was cheering
so much for me.Copy !req
88. I was like, "Applaud quieter."Copy !req
89. Say, how about some sugar
for your tea?Copy !req
90. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
91. Allow me.Copy !req
92. By the beard of Elder Plops!Copy !req
93. This is cool, but...Copy !req
94. I said, allow... me!Copy !req
95. You're welcome.Copy !req
96. Okay, we've established
we both have elemental powers.Copy !req
97. So we never have to talk
or brag about them again.Copy !req
98. Brag? Wait, are you jelly
of my slime?Copy !req
99. Your slime is overrated.Copy !req
100. I guess your real
elemental power is envy!Copy !req
101. Bye, hater!Copy !req
102. I don't think this is
really about slime.Copy !req
103. Maybe.Copy !req
104. It's just that
the Candy Kingdom'sCopy !req
105. supposed to be a reflection
of me.Copy !req
106. But it turns out,
I don't know who that is.Copy !req
107. I've lived my whole lifeCopy !req
108. While having this talent
I knew nothing about.Copy !req
109. I'm a scientist and I ignored
crucial data about myself.Copy !req
110. — What ifl ——
—Copy !req
111. Wait! We were so close
to a breakthrough!Copy !req
112. I don't have time
for breakthroughs.Copy !req
113. Run, Skibbles!Copy !req
114. Princess Bubblegum!
Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
115. You see what I mean?Copy !req
116. This is what
I have to deal with.Copy !req
117. Hup!Copy !req
118. Hey, crystal entity!Copy !req
119. Kindly state your business
before the Princess!Copy !req
120. Pick a number.Copy !req
121. This is some weak first—grader
magician we're dealing with.Copy !req
122. Only a real idiot would fall
for this guy.Copy !req
123. Four!Copy !req
124. Yeah, four!Copy !req
125. Guys!Copy !req
126. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
127. No!Copy !req
128. Hurray for Princess Bubblegum!Copy !req
129. Hurray for Bubblegum!Copy !req
130. Heck, yeah!Copy !req
131. Come on, Peps.Copy !req
132. Ka—kaw!Copy !req
133. So majestic!Copy !req
134. Pick a number.Copy !req
135. How about a billion...
jellybeans in your face!Copy !req
136. Uh—Oh.Copy !req
137. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
138. Try a more powerful attack.Copy !req
139. — Do a gobstopper.
—Copy !req
140. That's just more beans!Copy !req
141. —
- [Pop!]Copy !req
142. Okay, those were still
jellybeans.Copy !req
143. Hey, that's —— that's the thing.Copy !req
144. Whoa!Copy !req
145. Sweetings, Bubblegum.Copy !req
146. Chatsberry!
Great timing!Copy !req
147. Poke my brain again and unlock
that mint—soda explosion.Copy !req
148. I can open the door for you,Copy !req
149. but you have to step
through it yourself,Copy !req
150. and walk in your own shoes.Copy !req
151. I mean, choose your own path.Copy !req
152. My kingdom is under attack!Copy !req
153. You're as useless
as my stinkin' powers.Copy !req
154. Four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
155. I had a path!Copy !req
156. My path was science
because science makes sense!Copy !req
157. Ifl was in my lab,Copy !req
158. I could fabricate that explosion
in a snap.Copy !req
159. What explosion?Copy !req
160. It was just regular soda pop
and Scotch mints.Copy !req
161. That shouldn't be hard.
It's all sugar, right?Copy !req
162. Right.Copy !req
163. To make soda pop,Copy !req
164. I'd need to add water
and carbon dioxide.Copy !req
165. And for the mints, gum Arabic,Copy !req
166. gelatin, potassium benzoate.Copy !req
167. Add heat and pressure.Copy !req
168. I did it!Copy !req
169. Chatsberry, I'm walking
in my own shoes!Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. Look!Copy !req
172. You're doing it!Copy !req
173. You're blowing
their freaking minds!Copy !req
174. Now let's blow his mind.Copy !req
175. Finishing move!Copy !req
176. Ha ha, yes!Copy !req
177. So cold.Copy !req
178. Oh, no.Copy !req
179. No more boom!Copy !req
180. It's just soda.Copy !req
181. I'm not gonna...Copy !req
182. I'm sorry.Copy !req
183. Banana guards, get the wounded
to the infirmary!Copy !req
184. I'll be in my quarters
if, uh —— if anyone needs me.Copy !req
185. Okay. Hang on now.Copy !req
186. Don't forget my jelly filling!Copy !req
187. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
188. Yee!
Stop that now!Copy !req
189. That crystal stuff
will grind your guts!Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Wait, it's just snow?Copy !req
192. Ow!Copy !req
193. Hey, will you
keep it down down there!Copy !req
194. Some of us have to
work tomorrow!Copy !req
195. I Come along with me ICopy !req
196. I And the butterflies and bees ICopy !req
197. This party is so crazy!Copy !req