Adventure Time 8x14

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Finn and Jake puzzle over the nature of a mysterious newcomer.

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1. I "Adventure Time" J“

2. I Come on, grab your friends J“

3. J“ We're going to very distant lands J“

4. J“ With Jake the dog and Finn the human I

5. J“ The fun will never end J“

6. I It's "Adventure Time" I

7. I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

8. It's not like I have a lot of free time, you know.

9. Peebs, you work too much.

10. Imagine a pizza.

11. Only half should be business.

12. The rest should be personal.

13. Personal pizza.

14. Yuck.

15. Try to have fun tonight.

16. With the Ice King?

17. Not in your everlasting lifetime, girlfriend.

18. I wish you'd call him Simon.

19. He's actually kind of sweet and funny.

20. Can you please try to get along tonight?

21. It would mean a lot to me.

22. I'll try.

23. Try anything once, that's what I say.

24. Simon!

25. What's this?

26. It's a present.

27. To bribe you for coming over.

28. You don't have to bribe us, silly.

29. We're here because we want to hang out with you.

30. No one has ever said that to me before.

31. You didn't say, "No take—backs."

32. Wenk.

33. Bottoms down.

34. So, check it out!

35. I upgraded my home karaoke system.

36. Do you like karaoke?

37. Duh! We love karaoke.

38. Bonnie is a dynamo on the mike!

39. Okay. You guys get started, I'll freshen up PB's drink.

40. Uh...

41. Marceline?

42. Irs/erskat prjon!

43. Prion, prjon...

44. p rrrrrrrrrrrrjo n!

45. Marceline! Get out here quick!

46. What's going on?

47. Somethings wrong with the I.K.

48. Oh, no! Simon!

49. Hi, Marceline.

50. Are you guys pranking me?

51. Your friend just majorly malfunctioned!

52. He was jerking around all weird,

53. and his voice sounded like he was possessed!

54. Cool out, B—Bell.

55. I know you love karaoke, but you can't take it so seriously.

56. I hope you like penguin cuisine.

57. It's mostly just shapes.

58. Who doesn't love a good rhomboid?

59. You're a rhomboid.

60. Here, Simon.

61. I know these are your favos.

62. Ooh, thanks, Gunther!

63. He just called you "Gunther."

64. Ah, he calls everybody Gunther.

65. Bonnie!

66. There's something really wrong with Simon.

67. There's some wrong with —— Wait.

68. You just called him Simon.

69. Call me whatever you want.

70. This is the best date I've been on since my last date.

71. This is not a date.

72. Neither was the last one.

73. It was a robbery.

74. For real?

75. Yeah. She stole my heart.

76. And my crown.

77. — Your crown. Hm... —[Warb e! Shatter!]

78. Oh, crubs! He's really flipping out!

79. What'd you do that for?

80. It just makes things easier.

81. I'm definitely seeing some weird activity here.

82. It's really, really...

83. You don't know what's going on.

84. Maybe I can access it with my VR equipment.

85. Whoa, Bon—bon!

86. This stuff is rad. Why haven't you shown me before?

87. I didn't think you liked science.

88. I like games.

89. We can play sometime.

90. But this time, it's business.

91. Whoa.

92. This is not what I was expecting.

93. Did you press the wrong button?

94. I never press the wrong button.

95. Yeah, you always know which button to press.

96. I'm referring to the fact that you know how to annoy me.

97. — Yeah, I got that. —

98. What I don't get is this stupid scenery.

99. At least it's got a pretty killer beat.

100. Wow! Two newbies at the same time!

101. How'd you manage that?

102. Yeah, okay.

103. I guess if you really squeeze together, it could fit you both.

104. Who are you?

105. Are you a dinosaur?

106. I'm a Gunther.

107. Okay, what's a dinosaur doing here?

108. I'm practicing my drums.

109. The others say the acoustics out here are better than in town.

110. What the bleep?

111. Oh, yeah. That's been happening lately.

112. You're lucky you didn't get rearranged.

113. Ooof!

114. Does this circuit look infected to you?

115. I don't know. I only deal in infectious grooves.

116. Sounds like you guys need another brain.

117. I'm gonna take you guys to the the professor!

118. He's the smartest guy I know.

119. Next to Master Evergreen, of course.

120. — Prjon. — Hey, guys.

121. Pdon. Hey, Goontz!

122. Who are those dudes?

123. That's Sveinn.

124. He only wore the crown once.

125. And the guy next to him says he's the first "Santa."

126. Like, what's even a "Santa"?

127. Dude, the Santa?

128. Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

129. Aha! There he is!

130. Professor Petrikov!

131. Simon!

132. Marcy!

133. Oh, dear! How is this possible?

134. Did my beloved Betty master the secrets of the crown?

135. No. Bonnibel scienced us in.

136. Ohh. You must be Betty's little assistant.

137. Assistant?

138. I have been my own boss my entire life.

139. I built my own lab!

140. I've created freaking life—forms!

141. Okay! Uh...

142. Actually, I haven't seen Betty since she came back to 000.

143. But if Betty didn't send you, why are you here?

144. The crown is going ba—nay—nays.

145. It's making Ice King act super weird in the real world.

146. Yes, I see.

147. It seems to have infected much of the Crown's labyrinth.

148. I was actually just about to follow its path of destruction.

149. A quest!

150. Hey, Marcy, last time,

151. I was so caught up in making things right with Betty

152. that you got left out.

153. I'm sorry.

154. It's okay. I get it.

155. So, you got a boyfriend yet?

156. Ha! No.

157. Uh, there was this guy once,

158. but he was a real jerk, so I dumped him hard.

159. Huh. Wish I'd been there to punch his face.

160. Simon!

161. I can punch my own jerks now.

162. Ow.

163. It's getting pretty bad. I think we're close.

164. Yeah! Can't you hear my intense drumming?

165. Magic Man?

166. Magic Woman.

167. Betty!

168. This is the fabled Betty?

169. I always pictured her more majestic.

170. You know, with, uh, guts and stuff.

171. Betty, please, what are you doing?

172. I'm re—programming the Crown's wish magic.

173. Got to fix Simon.

174. A—ha!

175. — —

176. Aah! I'm a bush!

177. It's just on backwards.

178. Betty's the one who's backwards.

179. We got to get her malware out of here

180. before she causes irreparable damage.

181. Now!

182. — Now! — Ooh—hoo!

183. Now! Aaah!

184. There has to be a part of the real Betty

185. in there somewhere, Gunther.

186. If only I could reach out to her.

187. Okay. Get in there and reach.

188. I think I Will.

189. Betty?

190. I'm the reason you're doing all this.

191. I'm busy.

192. Remember how we met?

193. When we both reached for the same book in the library,

194. and I said you should check it out first?

195. And when you returned it, you left a note inside,

196. because you knew I'd borrow it next?

197. It was the funniest, smartest note I've ever read.

198. I... have to work.

199. Betty, I love you so much, but you can't help me like this.

200. I can and I will help you, Simon!

201. You remember me!

202. 1-1—

203. Stay with that feeling, Betty! Stay with it!

204. — — SIMON: Betty!

205. Simon?

206. Oh, Betty! I can't believe it's really you!

207. Technically I'm a magical A.I. avatar

208. derived from Betty's memories.

209. Close enough!

210. Shwang!

211. The system appears to be stabilizing.

212. Crown shields are coming back online.

213. Mm... what does that mean?

214. The crown will re—seal itself off from foreign entities.

215. But I—I can come back and visit Simon, right?

216. No.

217. What about me?

218. Mm... don't freak out, but you're gonna be deleted.

219. Oh, no!

220. It's okay, Simon.

221. I'm just glad I didn't destroy your world.

222. You are my world.

223. Good bye, frea ks!

224. Don't forget Gunther!

225. Bye, dude.

226. I'm gonna be nicer to penguins from now on.

227. Okay.

228. Wait, what?

229. — — Whoa.

230. Before I go, there's something I have to tell you.

231. Tell me, Betty.

232. 1-1-1-1-1-1-1—

233. Betty!

234. Hm...

235. I'm seeing remnants of Betty's program in the readout.

236. It's like her data left a shadow print on the circuitry.

237. Hmm.

238. So, what was that thing you were gonna tell me?

239. Oh, I just said that for drama.

240. I figured it would drive you crazy,

241. but at least you'd never stop thinking about me.

242. Betty, I never could.

243. Mwah!

244. I don't see anything.

245. These are just weird dots to me.

246. Wenk! Wenk!

247. My place is trashed, and I can't remember a thing.

248. Great dinner party, huh?

249. Best I've ever been to.

250. What? I don't like relaxing.

251. I like science.

252. I Come along with me I

253. I And the butterflies and bees I

254. This party is so crazy!