1. Come on, Marce.
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2. It'll only hurt for a second.
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3. That's nothing
in the face of eternity.
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4. A second hurts really bad
in the face of eternity.
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5. But only for a moment.
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6. Wait.
I have an even better idea.
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7. Sunscreen... spf 10... Million.
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8. Hmm. Hmm.
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9. Hmm!
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10. I have exactly enough
to reach my umbrella.
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11. Ha!
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12. You really like
chopping wood, huh?
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13. I'm not chopping wood.
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14. I made a toothpick
from the ancient elm.
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15. See?
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16. Oh!
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17. Whoa!
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18. Uh, knock, knock.
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19. What the dip, Marceline?
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20. Sorry.
It was supposed to be a joke.
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21. Actually, I have something
really serious to ask.
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22. I want you to do the procedure,
the one we talked about.
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23. I'm sorry, but I don't think
you'd make a good blonde.
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24. No, not that.
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25. I don't want
to be a vampire anymore.
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26. Oh, my globness.
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27. You said you were working
on a cure, right?
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28. Well, the machine is built
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29. and the serums
are ready,
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30. but are you sure
you want to do this?
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31. I'm sure.
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32. Some bad things happened to me
when I was little.
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33. When I became a vampire,
I was just a messed-up kid.
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34. Now it's 1,000 years later,
and I'm still messed up.
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35. I don't want to spend eternity
like this, with this emptiness.
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36. I want to grow up.
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37. Okay. Let's do this.
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38. This means
someday you'll die.
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39. You know that, right?
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40. I guess that'll be
my last adventure.
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41. Marceline...
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42. I'm so very,
very, very excited
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43. to test my new lab out
on you.
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44. Well, don't get all sentimental
on me.
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45. Come on over here.
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46. You know
I care about you.
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47. I think you're making
the right choice.
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48. Your natural life-span
is going to be richer and Fuller
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49. than you can imagine.
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50. And someday,
when you die,
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51. I'll be the one
who puts you in the ground.
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52. But, you know, this operation
might not even work.
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53. WhOooOooooa!
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54. This tickles
really bad!
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55. Did it work?
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56. Well, I sucked all your vampire
effluvium into this bucket.
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57. Possibly we won't know the
results for a couple of days.
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58. In the meantime, you need
to get plenty of rest.
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59. I'll check your vitals
in the morning.
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60. Thanks, p. Brains.
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61. No!
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62. Huh?
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63. It's breakfast time
for my sweet babies.
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64. Sweet babies!
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65. Operator!
Put me through to Finn and Jake.
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66. It's an emergency.
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67. Victim's lost
a lot of blood.
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68. Clean entry wounds.
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69. It's an expert job.
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70. Poor miss baby.
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71. She used to be
my best cream cow.
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72. But now her milk
is nonfat.
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73. And nanette, my beautiful
calf... Is decaf!
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74. That's terrible!
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75. Every farm in our village
was attacked.
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76. Not a goat or a cow or a duck
left un-sucked.
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77. Well, I've heard enough.
Come on, Finn.
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78. Let's go arrest
Marceline.
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79. Wait a minute.
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80. We don't even know
if Marceline did this.
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81. That's right. I forgot about Ooo's
extensive vampire community.
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82. Come on!
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83. Yeah, but we need to conduct
a proper investigation.
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84. I know that.
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85. Ain't no rookie.
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86. All right, come on.
I'll let you be bad cop.
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87. I'm already bad cop.
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88. Okay, listen up,
hayseeds.
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89. Me and my partner
will "interrogate"
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90. the suspect
police-style.
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91. Meanwhile, you sharpen up
your pitchforks mob-style.
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92. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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93. Hey, man,
that's not right.
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94. Marceline's our friend.
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95. Physical contact!
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96. Officer resisting arrest!
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97. Boom!
Ow!
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98. Ohh, woof.
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99. Marceline want
to go NY-NY.
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100. Don't go NY-NY, Marci.
I'm worried.
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101. For real? Why?
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102. Well, the process
was experimental.
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103. Like,
are there side effects?
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104. What happened in your sleep
last night?
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105. Nobody on record
has ever cured vampirism,
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106. unless you count
killing vampires as curing.
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107. In that case,
you've cured tons, right?
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108. "Tons"
is an understatement.
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109. That shnoz was nasty,
nasty times.
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110. Hey, cover up.
The sun's hitting the door.
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111. I'm still undead?
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112. We don't know yet.
So just chill.
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113. Oh, hey, guys.
How you doing?
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114. Jake did excessive force
on me.
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115. I'm sorry.
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116. Let me kiss it!
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117. Ew! Ew!
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118. Hurry up.
Get in here.
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119. You done it this time,
Marceline.
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120. You sucked the life
out of defenseless animals.
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121. I ain't done nothing.
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122. You think I'm buying
that boom-boom Mountain?
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123. Oh, get some proof.
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124. You want proof?
Look.
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125. Whoa!
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126. Proof how off I'm gonna go
if you don't confess.
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127. Yo, chill, Jake.
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128. I'm wilin' out!
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129. Listen, Marci, I can barely
control this guy,
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130. and the villagers
are getting crazy.
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131. They want to run you over
with a wagon,
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132. and I'm offering you
a way out.
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133. Hey, dillweeds,
I just swept the place.
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134. Sorry.
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135. Finn,
be real for a second.
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136. All right.
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137. Look into my eyes, man.
I didn't do it.
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138. To be honest, it looks like
you're not sure if you did it.
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139. Okay, I'm not sure!
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140. Something weird happened
last night.
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141. I had a weird dream
about stuff.
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142. Dream stuff
always means something.
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143. We'll figure this out, Marci,
together.
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144. - We promise.
- Thanks, Finn.
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145. That's cool, you guys, but clean
this mess, also, you bums.
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146. He's a gob-gleebin'
vampire hugger!
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147. We got to tell the town!
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148. Book it, Terry!
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149. Run, Terry! Run!
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150. How long do we have to stay in
the laundry house, cloud dance?
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151. Until Finn and Jake
avert the threat.
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152. We can't afford
to lose more livestock.
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153. We're struggling as is
to keep our kids fed.
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154. Let's just stay in here
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155. until the dirty vampire
gets what's coming to her.
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156. But I want to bop her
in the nose!
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157. Hey, now,
it's too dangerous, okay?
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158. Us small towns,
we got to stay close.
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159. Each of us play a vital role,
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160. and I can't afford
losing any of you.
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161. Not you, clubhouse Sandy,
or you, seed man,
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162. or even you,
sandwich Paul.
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163. Sensei Paul.
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164. Let's leave the fighting
to the fighters, okay, Paul?
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165. That hurts.
You don't know I teach aikido.
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166. Finn's been turned!
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167. Wha?
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168. He does
the vampire's bidding.
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169. Well, there it is.
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170. Tonight we burn
the beast Marceline.
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171. Woof.
I can barely stand up.
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172. Look at this.
It's my new dance.
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173. It's called
"I got arthritis."
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174. Ohh.
The end.
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175. You should have hung back
with P.B.
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176. But I've got
a bad feeling
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177. like you guys are gonna die
without me.
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178. Dang, Marci.
Have some faith. Geez.
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179. Guys, look.
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180. Moo!
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181. Get it!
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182. You see it?
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183. No.
But what's that?
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184. Must be
its filthy lair.
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185. What's wrong?
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186. Remember how I said
my fear of vampires
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187. was based on ignorance?
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188. Yeah.
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189. Well,
I think that revelation
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190. was actually
based on true ignorance.
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191. So you're scared
of vampires again?
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192. Yeah, man,
don't be ignorant.
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193. Come on.
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194. Okay, but I'm gonna hold on
to your shirt.
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195. Look at these poor babies.
What's happening to them?
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196. Y-y-you tell me, m-man.
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197. Moo.
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198. I think they're in the process
of being turned, eh?
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199. Ugh, glob.
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200. Something big just dropped
in my gut.
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201. Hang in there, bro.
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202. I can't be here, man.
It's too real.
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203. Wait, you hear that?
Listen.
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204. There!
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205. A little help.
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206. Jake!
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207. Hey, get back here!
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208. Dang! Lost him!
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209. Marci?
Hey, Marci, you still out here?
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210. She's still out here,
all right.
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211. Oh, hey, man.
Did you see a scary beast go by?
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212. I chased it out here,
but it got away.
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213. Oh, we found that beast, and
we took care of her real nice...
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214. You vampire hugger!
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215. Wait, what?
Lookum yonder.
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216. What the blood?
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217. You dumb bumbags!
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218. Now look at
the other yonder.
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219. Huh?
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220. Oh, fudge!
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221. You're sick, man!
What's wrong with you?
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222. What?
I'm the good guy here.
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223. You're gonna explode
my friend.
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224. Blow her up!
Blow her up!
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225. Oh, flip, you're right.
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226. This is way messed up.
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227. Run, Finn!
You got to beat the sun!
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228. Go, Finn! Go!
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229. Aaaaaaah!
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230. Marceline, nOoooo!
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231. Don't let anyone
read my diaries.
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232. Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi...
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