1. Fearlessly, Captain Root Beer Guy
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2. charges across the battlefield.
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3. The ancient sleeper raises
his power staff to attack.
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4. With one lever pull, Captain
Root Beer Guy saves the...
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5. Root Beer Guy!
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6. One day at a time.
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7. Okay, Loafy, just a second.
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8. Hmm?
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9. Hello?
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10. Root Beer Guy?
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11. Nope. Starchy.
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12. You do this every morning.
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13. I know. I'm sorry, honey.
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14. I'm trying, but I can't
stop thinking about him.
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15. Look, we've been married
two months already.
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16. I love you, baby,
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17. but isn't there an expiration
date to this grieving thing?
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18. I don't think it works that way.
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19. Starchy, dear, could you
feed the cat later?
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20. I've got to prep a witness tonight.
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21. Anything for my Cherry Cream Soda
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22. and her sweet, little kitty cat.
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23. Oh!
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24. I'll win your heart someday, Loafy.
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25. We can't all be a cute, little character
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26. with a cute, little straw
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27. sticking out of our cute, little head.
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28. But take some advice from
an old grave digger, huh?
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29. Maybe it's time to do something with that.
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30. Here's a thought...
I could bury this for you.
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31. An unmarked grave kind of thing.
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32. Just... sswt! Toss him
in there with whoever.
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33. Well, that's... that seems macabre.
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34. But sweet. I'll think about it.
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35. Okay, okay.
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36. See you tonight.
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37. Looks like it's gonna rain.
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38. Don't forget your umbrella, Starchy.
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39. Ooh, thanks.
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40. Maybe I'll take my hoe in
case things get sloppy.
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41. Well, bye again.
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42. Bye.
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43. You two are married.
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44. Goodbye, Root Beer Guy.
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45. Good morning, husband.
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46. Good morning, wife.
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47. Shaving your 'stache?
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48. Uh-huh.
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49. Aaaaahhhh!
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50. Starchy! What? What?
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51. Blazes mazes! What is going on?
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52. I saw him. He was right outside.
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53. Who? Finn? Jake?
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54. Candy person number 22?
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55. Maybe I can still catch him...
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56. Hi, sweetie.
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57. I was dead, but I came back to life.
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58. That was really something.
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59. Hmm.
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60. It's okay, baby.
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61. Starchy's here.
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62. Oh, thank heavens.
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63. It was just another hallucina-a-tion.
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64. Honey, I'm fairly upset that you remarried.
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65. But how is this possible?
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66. You were zapped by Darren,
the ancient sleeper.
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67. Your dome was cracked.
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68. Your root beer soaked into the ground.
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69. I buried your remains in a mason
jar, which is now your head.
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70. And... and... and now I'm with Starchy.
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71. I mean, we're... we're legally married.
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72. You're legally dead.
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73. Not that I want to sound
obsessed with legalities,
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74. but I am a lawyer.
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75. Hey, where's that little statue I got you?
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76. It said, "I wuv you," on the base of it.
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77. It was a little bear with
his arms out like this.
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78. He was all, "I wuv you,
I wuv you, I wuv you."
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79. No sudden moves, baby. He's
got freaky zombie strength.
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80. Maybe it's up here.
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81. Did you hire a maid service or
something while I was gone?
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82. I sure hope they didn't throw
out the "I wuv you" bear.
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83. Enough!
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84. I should have put you in the
ground a long time ago!
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85. Hey, I came back for her.
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86. Root Beer Guy, if that is you
in there, I'm so proud of you.
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87. But this isn't fair.
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88. You ended our life together
when you pulled that lever.
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89. You made the choice, and
you saved the kingdom.
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90. But you lost me.
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91. Heh. Burn.
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92. Cherry Cream Soda, I still wuv you... whoa!
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93. You always wanted this wall
knocked down anyway, right?
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94. Ooh.
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95. Oooh! Wah!
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96. You come back with no explanation,
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97. wreck up the place,
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98. and you expect to just
pick up where we left off?
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99. Get out of my house!
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100. I'm sorry.
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101. Starchy wins!
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102. That's funny.
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103. I can't believe you used to
be married to such a freak.
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104. He isn't a freak.
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105. Or he didn't used to be.
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106. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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107. Don't worry, honey.
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108. Don't touch me now, please.
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109. I need time to think.
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110. Look, baby.
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111. Starchy knows all the fresh widows in town,
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112. and Starchy chose you.
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113. Starchy wuvs you.
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114. It's time to dig a hole.
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115. I thought she'd be happy to
see me, but it was disaster.
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116. I didn't know where to pick up with her,
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117. so of course I just acted like a goof.
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118. Oh, and now I'm one of the undead, I guess.
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119. Hey, man, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with you.
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120. She's got a point, though.
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121. I was the one who wanted
to be the big hero,
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122. and I got my wish.
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123. But I didn't think about her enough.
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124. I'm not even thinking about her right now.
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125. - Yes, you are.
- I am?
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126. Run back and tell her
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127. all the stuff you've been telling us.
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128. Maybe you could pick up from a
place you Haven't been yet.
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129. I don't know what that means,
but it sounds very encouraging!
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130. See you guys later.
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131. He didn't bite you, did he?
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132. Cherry Cream Soda!
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133. Cherry Cream Soda!
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134. I've had a revelation of some kind.
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135. No dirt-heads allowed.
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136. Uh, but I have to talk
to Cherry Cream Soda.
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137. Oh, no you don't. Nuh-uh.
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138. I'm trying to be polite.
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139. Oh, dear. Hmm.
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140. Pardon me!
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141. It's on, zombie.
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142. What the heck?
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143. You have met your match, freaky dirt guy!
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144. Woo-woo-woo-woo!
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145. Look, will you give me a break?
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146. Too chicken, huh? Look,
I'll put the shovels down.
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147. See? Hah!
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148. This is childish.
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149. Ha!
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150. Get away from my head!
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151. Ho-ho!
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152. We have some unfinished business.
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153. Wait for me, Little Dirt Beer!
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154. Ooh, is somebody afraid of old Starchy?
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155. I'm afraid of killing you.
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156. Oh, boo-hoo.
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157. Don't hurt me!
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158. Ugh. Is it not possible
to get away from you?
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159. I'm escorting you to your new home...
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160. Far away from my house.
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161. It's not even your house.
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162. Ha! It's practically mine.
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163. Tonight, you'll sleep in a hole...
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164. The same dirty grave hole
from whence you sprang!
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165. I'm not usually violent, but you pushed me.
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166. Nah.
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167. What's this?
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168. Okay, now we're talking.
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169. Poke me with a shovel
now, you mustache face.
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170. Aw.
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171. Stop it, both of you.
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172. Neither of you thought
to ask me what want.
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173. I've made a decision who I want to be with.
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174. I don't want to be with either of you.
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175. - What?
- You're a maniac.
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176. I can't believe I ever got that low.
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177. Hmm! Starchy doesn't need this.
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178. And you. I don't know you anymore.
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179. Okay. Take care of yourself.
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180. I said "I don't know you," but I'd like to.
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181. Would you like to go on a date?
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182. Yee!
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183. I mean, yes. This is weird, right?
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184. Well, we've never actually dated before.
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185. We got married so fast.
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186. Let's take it slow this time around.
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187. One date at a time.
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