1. BMO, I've been playing
this 72 hours straight
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2. Can I please save after this battle?
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3. No, it takes up too much brain space.
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4. I'm out of candles.
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5. Man, if Finn were here,
we'd be doing this in shifts.
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6. Well, let's keep grinding.
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7. I cannot talk and run this
game at the same time.
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8. Nooooo!
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9. Well, I guess that means I'm free.
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10. I live again!
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11. Nice song, Jake.
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12. What a crazy two weeks.
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13. I think I'm ready to hole up
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14. and go round two on "Age of Grinders."
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15. But where's Finn? I need
him on this adventure.
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16. Well...
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17. Hold on. What?
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18. If you don't know, I'm not sure
it's my business to tell you.
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19. Don't you dare, Shelby!
Give up that greasy gossip!
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20. Word on the street is Finn's
been hangin' with a new lady.
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21. Who the honk is it?
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22. I don't... muscle princess.
It's perfect.
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23. I don't... Me-Mow from the future!
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24. Nobody knows.
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25. Finn's been keeping
this on the super D.L.
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26. Why?
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27. He's just trying to
be careful this time.
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28. Yeah, I get it.
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29. But I still got to know
who this girl is.
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30. Okay, just don't blow up his spot.
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31. I won't!
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32. Hey, Jake. Hey, science cat.
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33. Where's sword shark?
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34. He died of old age.
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35. Hey, are you gonna find out
who Finn's girlfriend is?
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36. Who told you that?
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37. Word gets around, man.
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38. Not to me, apparently.
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39. Let me know the dirt when you find out.
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40. I won't!
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41. What's that?
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42. Sounds like a flute coming
from above the canopy.
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43. Huntress Wizard!
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44. Stop.
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45. This isn't working, Finn.
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46. Dude.
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47. Hi, Jake. What are you doing here?
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48. I wanted to check out
your new lady friend,
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49. but I guess she just dumped you
like a diaper in the dirt, bro.
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50. I'm sorry, man.
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51. I want you to have a healthy
relationship with someone cool.
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52. That's so sweet, Jake. I love you, man.
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53. Me, too, man.
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54. Okay. I'm okay.
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55. But, dude, me and Huntress
Wizard weren't together.
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56. We're just trying to conjure
up the spirit of the forest
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57. with my flute spell.
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58. What the blood are you talking about?
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59. It went down like this.
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60. I was just minding my own business
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61. in my new alone place
I've been hanging out at.
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62. Hello.
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63. How are you playing like that?
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64. I don't know. I'm just making stuff up.
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65. Something in your notes has the quality
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66. of a powerful evocation spell.
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67. What spirit guides your hands?
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68. Tell me, or I'll put this up your nose.
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69. First off, I'm a great fighter.
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70. And I'm especially agile
when I'm nude, so good luck.
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71. Second, my flute improv ain't no secret.
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72. I let my grass hand
do whatever it wants,
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73. which is usually sort
of shreddy and busy.
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74. Let me see that hand.
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75. You're what I've been looking for.
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76. Lookin' for a dope boyfriend.
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77. No, man, she thinks my
grass arm flute playing
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78. could summon the spirit of the forest.
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79. I've been playing different
songs for two weeks, though,
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80. and he hasn't shown up yet.
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81. Who's that, her ex-boyfriend?
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82. I guess they used to hang out
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83. but maybe in some kind of
mentor-student capacity.
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84. So my theory holds.
You can still make this happen.
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85. Yeah, I really want to help
her summon this dude.
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86. Finn, that's not why you're here.
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87. That's why I'm here.
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88. Come on, let's make some magic happen.
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89. Yeah, my magic flute spell.
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90. Finn.
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91. I had an idea.
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92. Hi.
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93. I think the problem is your flute.
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94. We should make you a better
one from a magical tusk.
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95. Like the tusk of the
legendary thunderboar
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96. that lives in these woods.
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97. I'm down for whatever if it helps.
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98. I'm also here.
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99. Hey, what's up?
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100. It's late.
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101. Why don't you guys crash
at my place tonight?
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102. We'll start the hunt first
thing in the morning.
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103. Ha-ha! I'm like your
sleepover chaperone.
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104. Grow up. You grow up, you teen!
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105. So, yeah, here's the place.
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106. We got some nice soft
dirt right over here.
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107. Pantry, in case you
want a snack, bathroom.
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108. I got a console if you get bored,
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109. but it was a gift, so I
haven't really set it up yet.
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110. Night, boys.
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111. Dude, I think I figured it out.
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112. You can't summon the
spirit of the forest
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113. 'cause you ain't playing
that flute for him.
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114. You got a crush on H.W.
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115. H.W.'s just training me to
live an ascetic life like her.
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116. Kay, I buy that
for like zero seconds.
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117. Before we hunt the thunderboar,
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118. you should drink from
this enchanted spring.
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119. It might give you crazy dreams,
but when you wake up,
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120. you'll be immune to the
boar's electrical attacks.
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121. Let's roll those dice.
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122. Hey, dude, are you sure
you want to do that?
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123. I've had plenty of weird
dreams befo... okay!
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124. That was fast.
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125. Welcome. I am the spirit of the forest.
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126. Wow, dude, we've been trying
to summon you for weeks.
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127. And why do you seek me?
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128. I don't, personally,
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129. but Huntress Wizard really
wants to talk to you, man.
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130. Did you know that a wolf's eyes
are on the front of its head?
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131. But, yeah, didn't you guys used to hang?
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132. Most predatory species are like that.
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133. This little buddy doesn't
even know I'm here.
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134. Fella, I don't want to have
a science talk right now.
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135. Huntress Wizard only
sees straight ahead.
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136. Eyes on the prize.
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137. Now, why did you really need to see me?
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138. Yeah! Can you make me
immune to electricity?
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139. Here. Whoa.
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140. Now plunge that into your heart.
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141. And this'll give me
immunity to electricity?
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142. I'll do it... To help Huntress Wizard.
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143. How long was I out?
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144. Seven long, harrowing seconds.
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145. Hold still.
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146. Yeah, feels fine. Great.
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147. Now we can hunt down the thunderboar.
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148. Yeah, the boar.
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149. Try to stay focused.
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150. Magic dog, what do you smell?
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151. Mostly Finn but also some
kind of giant wild pig.
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152. There!
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153. Jake's joking. I smell fine.
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154. Eee!
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155. Hey!
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156. Good work.
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157. You just wanted a tusk?
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158. You could have asked!
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159. You can stop.
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160. He is not coming.
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161. He's gone for good,
and I should just deal.
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162. Maybe if I played it a little
jazzier, like all syncopated?
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163. Hey! Why don't you two
try playing together?
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164. Use that chemistry to guide the music.
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165. Yeah, just get in there. Cozy up.
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166. I guess we've tried everything else.
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167. Wow!
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168. What?
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169. Who summons me with the
sweet song of longing?
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170. Hey. Can you see me now?
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171. Yes.
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172. How's it been going?
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173. I've been talking to a lot of twigs.
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174. Where have you been, dude?
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175. I've been right here.
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176. But the forces that drew us close
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177. became obscured
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178. as you drifted into the
lifestyles of magic city livin'.
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179. Attracting forces come and go.
It's the way of the world.
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180. I still can't tell if you guys dated.
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181. But I'm ready to come back now.
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182. - Are you, though?
- That's what I'm saying.
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183. Finn, who was your flute spell for?
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184. Um...
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185. I was playing my flute
for you the whole time,
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186. but I knew you had a thing with
this dude, and he seems cool,
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187. so I was just gonna keep
playing this flute song
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188. about my secret feelings
until my flute broke.
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189. I... I worry that
hard meat don't get eat.
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190. That is to say if I ever
find what I'm looking for,
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191. I'll become soft and I'll cease
to matter in this world.
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192. What?
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193. Fear of softness is what drove me
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194. to the mad and sad world of wizarding.
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195. And, Finn...
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196. Yeah? What?
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197. My flute spell was for you, too.
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198. You're an exceptional beast,
and you have great hair.
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199. But exceptional beasts like
us cannot fall in love.
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200. That is the secret of ordinary people.
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201. That's real dumb.
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202. I agree.
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203. Wait, you agree with me or her?
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204. Take it easy, Huntress Wizard.
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205. Man, I can't believe all you can do
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206. is upgrade your armor in this game.
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207. It's all about patience
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208. and treating each grueling,
repetitive battle
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209. as if it were your first.
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210. Snap! Finally!
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211. Whoo! Whoo!
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212. What a bad and boring game.
It was just what I needed.
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213. I'm sorry it didn't work
out with Huntress Wizard.
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214. She just needs time to
miss how cool you are.
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215. Attracting forces come and go, man.
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