1. Ugh. Huh? Wha?
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2. Where am I?
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3. Gunther?
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4. Gunther?
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5. I don't think this is Gunther.
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6. It's me, Ice King.
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7. Lumpy Space Princess?
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8. Yeah.
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9. And you're doing this
because you like me?
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10. No. Ice King, listen.
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11. I'm gonna give you
the straight dope.
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12. Okay.
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13. You're weird and old,
and you kidnap princesses.
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14. I know.
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15. But I asked you here tonight
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16. because I want to know what
you think of this.
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17. "'The Prince
Who Wanted Everything, '
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18. a Fionna and Cake Adventure?"
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19. Hey, why isn't my name on there?
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20. I want you to read it
because you're their dad.
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21. Please be their dad right now
and bring them to life!
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22. Okay.
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23. Might as well, at least
until the cops show up.
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24. "Once upon a time, there was
a most handsome prince,
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25. the future king of Lumpy Space,
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26. Lumpy Space Prince."
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27. Where do you want
these gold-plated sandwiches,
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28. your highness?
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29. By the window!
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30. No! That's not how I sound!
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31. Read it in a better voice!
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32. Okay, okay.
Sheesh.
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33. By the window,
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34. for from the window
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35. shall I shower the poor
with presents,
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36. as is my altruistic nature.
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37. Ha ha!
Eat! Eat, my children!
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38. Aah!
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39. Hmm.
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40. Son! Come here at once!
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41. "But all was not perfect
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42. for this philanthropic
prince of the people.
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43. His parents were
slobbering monsters
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44. who didn't care that
he was a beautiful prince.
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45. They wanted him to be
a monster, too."
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46. Why aren't you working
on your monster exercises?
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47. I don't want to be a monster.
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48. Eat these worms!
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49. - No!
- You will eat them!
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50. I won't eat them.
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51. - Sharpen your teeth!
- No!
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52. Eat these worms!
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53. Eat those worms
and sharpen those teeth!
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54. No, no, no!
I've told you hundreds of times
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55. that I don't want to be
a monster,
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56. and there's nothing
you can do about it!
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57. Aah!
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58. Aah!
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59. Aah!
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60. Aah!
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61. Aah!
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62. Ugh.
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63. Where am I?
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64. Who's there?
Reveal yourself!
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65. Hmm.
Citizens of this realm...
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66. I am the one and only heir
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67. to the throne
of the Lumpy Space Kingdom.
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68. I mean, I used to be.
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69. I rebelled against my parents,
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70. and now I'm a refugee.
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71. What's that?
You wish to help me?
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72. I'm touched!
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73. Fetch me some clothes,
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74. and I'll pay you handsomely
by petting you.
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75. First, I need freaky clothes!
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76. Cool freaky, not monster freaky.
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77. Oh, yes, and something
to read as well,
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78. something mind-blowing.
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79. Oh, wait!
I also need servants.
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80. Recruit some locals.
They won't mind.
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81. Hmm. Not bad.
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82. Well done, my child.
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83. Next!
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84. "Massenpsychologie
und ich-analyse."
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85. That does sound mind-blowing.
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86. Hiya. Hiya!
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87. Aha!
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88. Cake, I'll save the captives.
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89. You take care of those animals.
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90. Yaaah!
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91. Ha! Dance, you puppets!
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92. Ha! Ha!
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93. Hiya!
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94. You're free to go, people!
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95. Whoo!
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96. Hey, those were my servants.
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97. - Hmm?
- What an innocent face.
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98. It shines as if you have
done no wrong.
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99. Do you like my freaky clothes?
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100. I don't care about your clothes.
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101. Hey, you're not supposed
to read it like that.
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102. Say it in a nicer way!
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103. I, uh...
"I don't..."
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104. care about your clothes.
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105. You don't?
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106. Finally, someone who's not
impressed with my noble looks,
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107. but admires what's inside of me.
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108. Hmm?
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109. Is this really happening?
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110. Your clothes are so raggedy
and soiled,
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111. and yet you use them
as a napkin.
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112. You care not about
your personal appearance,
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113. nor hygiene.
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114. Dress me in the fashion
of this peasant.
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115. I have much to learn from you,
Fionna the Human.
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116. How'd he know your name?
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117. Unh!
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118. Judo chop! Hiya! Hiya!
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119. Hmm, your movements are so free.
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120. My parents only want me to fly
like a proper monster,
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121. stiff and rigid,
with a sharp-toothed scowl
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122. permanently in place.
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123. But now I see a new way to move.
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124. Dance with me.
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125. Y'all seeing those big,
floaty faces?
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126. Pretty.
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127. No!
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128. Release!
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129. Ugh.
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130. What just happened?
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131. You were under my handsome
spell for a moment.
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132. We can never marry, you know.
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133. I can only be with someone
who's my equal in every way,
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134. a person so much like me
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135. that she doesn't even exist.
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136. I don't care, as long
as we can hang out.
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137. Anyone want a sandwich?
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138. Oh, I'll have one.
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139. So rustic, so humble.
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140. Delightful!
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141. Wait.
Where are your baby tables?
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142. What?
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143. Hmm?
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144. You don't dip your foods
in gold before eating?
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145. Who eats gold?
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146. Great glob!
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147. What is this?
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148. So charming, so quaint,
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149. so self-reliant!
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150. For years, I've thought only of
the needs of my people,
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151. but what about me?
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152. What do /need?
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153. This poorly made sandwich
has enlightened me!
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154. Aah!
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155. What I want is to be like you,
Fionna the Peasant!
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156. And I'll need you as my pet,
Cake the Cat.
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157. Yeah, whatever.
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158. Huh?
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159. Son!
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160. Flee, noble Fionna, for it is
my stupid parents.
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161. And they're fatter than ever.
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162. Silence!
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163. Aah!
I'm just being honest.
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164. Huh?
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165. Come on, you beautiful dandy.
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166. Only your pure spirit
can defeat your evil family.
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167. And this sword.
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168. Whoo!
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169. You're right, Fionna.
This is my destiny.
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170. I do have the power.
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171. - Aah!
- Huh? Fionna!
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172. You must obey!
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173. Ugh!
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174. My heart!
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175. Submit, young one.
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176. Become a true monster.
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177. No. it isn't right.
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178. Silence!
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179. Ugh! Aah!
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180. Oh, Fionna, this is
the end for me.
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181. But at least I made you proud.
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182. Didn't I?
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183. I don't care.
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184. My glob, Fionna.
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185. You've been telling me
the answer all along...
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186. The only way to defeat
parental disapproval
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187. is not caring about anything.
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188. Aah!
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189. LSP!
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190. Cake's helping!
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191. Thank you, son.
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192. You've freed us from adult
mediocrity and fatuousness.
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193. Fionna, Cake, both of you,
buy me dinner.
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194. Yes, your hotness.
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195. "And then Lumpy Space Prince
became so real
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196. that he could actually
break through
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197. into this plane of
existence..."
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198. Whoa.
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199. "And meet his one true love,
Lumpy Space Princess.
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200. It was really happening.
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201. The secret portal
began to shake and tremble.
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202. "The countdown began.
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203. 10, 9, 8...
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204. 7, 6, 5, 4...
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205. 3, 2, 1."
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206. Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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207. This party is so crazy!
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