1. Ugh.Copy !req
2. Reduced to marking my
camp with bear sweat.Copy !req
3. Those bears did not want
to give up that sweat,Copy !req
4. but it keeps the rodents from
nibbling my lumps while I sleep.Copy !req
5. Ouch! I feel
something crunchy!Copy !req
6. Like fried chicken!Copy !req
7. Oh, it is fried chicken!Copy !req
8. Oh, my glob...
Forest creature!Copy !req
9. I'd better eat it real fast!Copy !req
10. Get back here!Copy !req
11. Aah!Copy !req
12. What my life has become!Copy !req
13. Hello?Copy !req
14. Oh, my glob!Copy !req
15. Oh, wonderful!Copy !req
16. Welcome in, LSP.Copy !req
17. Uh, I want to go through...Copy !req
18. This place is so clean and nice!Copy !req
19. You're so kind.Copy !req
20. Do you have a sink?Copy !req
21. Uh, there's one in
the kitchen, and...Copy !req
22. I'll use the one in the kitchen!Copy !req
23. I need to tell you all the s...Copy !req
24. Get me a towel!Copy !req
25. Help me down!Copy !req
26. O-okay, I-l really do need
to tell you how to careCopy !req
27. for Sweet P.Copy !req
28. Uh, there's a proper procedureCopy !req
29. for Sweet P's
special tuck-in time.Copy !req
30. You have to be real sweet to him.Copy !req
31. Pat him gently on the head,
kiss his cheeks...Copy !req
32. What?Copy !req
33. And give him treats.Copy !req
34. Sing to him real, real soft andCopy !req
35. sweet and touch your forehead
to his and think the words,Copy !req
36. "You are more precious than
anything in this world,Copy !req
37. and I will always,
always love you."Copy !req
38. then he'll fall asleep
and have sweet dreams.Copy !req
39. Oh, my glob, I'll do all that!Copy !req
40. Okay, bye!Copy !req
41. Have a wonderful time!Copy !req
42. Time to get down
to the chill-out!Copy !req
43. What a Princess
like me deserves.Copy !req
44. Aah!
Don't hurt me!Copy !req
45. I'm Sweet P.Copy !req
46. I didn't know you were huge.Copy !req
47. I'm hungry.Copy !req
48. Okay, let's check
what's in the fridge.Copy !req
49. Do you like pizza?Copy !req
50. I like pizza.Copy !req
51. Get the pizza, Sweet P!Copy !req
52. Now I can kick back.Copy !req
53. Refrigerators are just great!Copy !req
54. I never stopped to think
how great they are.Copy !req
55. Now I'm cold, though.Copy !req
56. Oh, what?Copy !req
57. I'm still cold.Copy !req
58. Rich-person indoor fire
is just so great.Copy !req
59. I'm feeling all toasty!Copy !req
60. Must be time for toast!Copy !req
61. I'm waiting...Copy !req
62. waiting...Copy !req
63. waiting...Copy !req
64. All done!Copy !req
65. It's not black and crunchy
like when I throw breadCopy !req
66. into my campfire.Copy !req
67. This music's way
better than owls' hoots.Copy !req
68. I deserve this.Copy !req
69. No! You're an animal!Copy !req
70. You can't come inside!Copy !req
71. I'm ready to be tucked in now.Copy !req
72. Hello?Copy !req
73. Will you be sweet to me?Copy !req
74. Sweetness must be out there
in the night to guide myCopy !req
75. sleepy boat right.Copy !req
76. Yo!Copy !req
77. Hey, Marcy!Copy !req
78. LSPita bread, what's up?Copy !req
79. Just chillin' in my
awesome bubble bath!Copy !req
80. Did you break into
someone's house again?Copy !req
81. I have a new life
now and a career.Copy !req
82. I didn't know you
had any skills.Copy !req
83. Success isn't about skills.Copy !req
84. It's about being cool.Copy !req
85. These people just randomly
approached me, like,Copy !req
86. "Hey, we will totally pay you
to hang out in our sick mansionCopy !req
87. and feed our baby
or whatever."Copy !req
88. Well, good for you, dude.Copy !req
89. I mean, I feel like a totally
new person now that I'm finallyCopy !req
90. getting what I deserve.Copy !req
91. Oh, my Glob, what is that?Copy !req
92. Aah!Copy !req
93. LSP?Copy !req
94. Mm.Copy !req
95. Take this, you dandruff!Copy !req
96. LSP.Copy !req
97. Huh?Copy !req
98. You don't belong here in
the world of decent people.Copy !req
99. You belong in the woods with...Copy !req
100. garbage animals!Copy !req
101. Noooooooo!Copy !req
102. Will you be sweet to me?Copy !req
103. Will you kiss my cheeks?Copy !req
104. Will you give me treats?Copy !req
105. Blech!Copy !req
106. Will you be sweet to me?Copy !req
107. Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!Copy !req
108. Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!Copy !req
109. Agh!Copy !req
110. Look what you've done, LSP.Copy !req
111. Huh?Copy !req
112. You made it gross.Copy !req
113. Everything you
touch turns gross!Copy !req
114. Uh...Copy !req
115. just like you!Copy !req
116. Aah!Copy !req
117. You don't really think you
deserved any of this, do you?Copy !req
118. You're a rat, just a
giant rat that wanderedCopy !req
119. into somebody's nice house.Copy !req
120. I'm a good person!Copy !req
121. I take care of babies!Copy !req
122. Look!Copy !req
123. Baby Sweet P?Copy !req
124. Baby Sweet P!Copy !req
125. Oh, my glob, I lost the baby!Copy !req
126. I lost the baby!Copy !req
127. I'm a bad person!Copy !req
128. Just accept that you're garbage!Copy !req
129. Hi-yah!Copy !req
130. Baby Sweet P!Copy !req
131. Have you seen a big,
fat child around here?Copy !req
132. Have you seen my enormous baby?Copy !req
133. If only I'd cooked the pizza!Copy !req
134. I could've eaten some, too!Copy !req
135. I'm so stupid!Copy !req
136. You got to help me!Copy !req
137. I lost some old couple's babyCopy !req
138. 'cause I didn't
do the sweet things!Copy !req
139. I just wanted a
bubble bath, and...Copy !req
140. how did I lose something soCopy !req
141. bi-I-I-I-g?Copy !req
142. Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with us.Copy !req
143. Baby Sweet P!Copy !req
144. Give me that donut!Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. I'm not a bad person!Copy !req
147. I'm not a bad person!Copy !req
148. Huh?Copy !req
149. Hey, big baby!Copy !req
150. I found you!Copy !req
151. LSP!Copy !req
152. Sweet P!Copy !req
153. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
154. I should've been sweet to you!Copy !req
155. Here, okay, um...Copy !req
156. Pat very gently on the head...Copy !req
157. Kiss on both cheeks...Copy !req
158. Mwah! Mwah!Copy !req
159. Treat.Copy !req
160. Mmm!Copy !req
161. Uh, and sing something sweet.Copy !req
162. You are more
precious than anything inCopy !req
163. this world, and I will always,
always love you.Copy !req
164. Aww!Copy !req
165. We're ho-o-me!Copy !req
166. Shh!Copy !req
167. He's asleep.Copy !req
168. Why is Sweet P's blanket
on the wall...Copy !req
169. Shh!Copy !req
170. Mr. and Mrs. Pig Trunks,
I have some good news.Copy !req
171. Sweet P has grown so attached to
me that it would be cruel for meCopy !req
172. to leave him, obviously.Copy !req
173. So...Copy !req
174. Yes, I will accept the positionCopy !req
175. as your live-in nanny!Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. Partake of the chicken.Copy !req
178. Chicken...Copy !req
179. This is good chicken!Copy !req
180. Maybe we can get,
uh, Neptr to sit.Copy !req
181. I don't know.Copy !req
182. Mama?Copy !req
183. I had that dream again...
The one where I'm a comet boy.Copy !req
184. Oh, really?Copy !req
185. Yeah, coming back to
Ooo over and over,Copy !req
186. and there was a fake comet,
a beard man in a spaceship.Copy !req
187. My, what an imagination...Copy !req
188. The comet...Copy !req
189. approacheth.Copy !req
190. This party is so crazy!Copy !req