1. Boop.Copy !req
2. That's right, Gunther.Copy !req
3. Keep it up.Copy !req
4. Oh-ho-ho, Gunther,Copy !req
5. just you wait...Copy !req
6. All right.Copy !req
7. Here we... go.Copy !req
8. That's a
good-lookin' lamp.Copy !req
9. Gunther, no!Copy !req
10. Huh?Copy !req
11. Just a sec!Copy !req
12. Here I come.Copy !req
13. Life Giving Magus!Copy !req
14. I got your telegraph
inviting me to come overCopy !req
15. and share some wizz blizzes,
best bro style!Copy !req
16. I brought tiny umbrellas!Copy !req
17. I was kind of surprised
you invited me over.Copy !req
18. I thought Abracadaniel
was your best friend.Copy !req
19. Pfft!Copy !req
20. Oh, I'm done with that guy.Copy !req
21. He kept trying to analyze me!Copy !req
22. Come on! Let me give
you the nickel tour.Copy !req
23. These are my Tubs 'n' Skins.Copy !req
24. The "No flab" zone.Copy !req
25. Here's the office.Copy !req
26. Oh, hey!Copy !req
27. And remember when you
touched that book and, uh,Copy !req
28. brought it to life?Copy !req
29. Yep.Copy !req
30. Ha ha!Copy !req
31. Aah!Copy !req
32. This is his room.Copy !req
33. Get your pen out!Copy !req
34. Write in me!Copy !req
35. Write in me!Copy !req
36. Fill my pages!Copy !req
37. Yeee.Copy !req
38. Mm?Copy !req
39. What is that wonderful smell?Copy !req
40. Oh. That?Copy !req
41. I'm baking my special
Pigs in Blankets...Copy !req
42. Right here in my
darkened kitchen.Copy !req
43. Now, where is the
dang ol' oven mitt?Copy !req
44. It's got to be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
45. Oh, geez!Copy !req
46. Look who I'm talking to...Copy !req
47. Mr. Oven Mitts over here!Copy !req
48. Hey, here's a good idea.Copy !req
49. You should take off those mitts!Copy !req
50. Whoo!Copy !req
51. I don't want to accidentally
bring anything to life in aCopy !req
52. stranger's home...
with my magic hands.Copy !req
53. Come on, the pigs are burning!Copy !req
54. It's gonna wreck our
Wizz Blizz hangout.Copy !req
55. Be a bro, bro.Copy !req
56. Mm...Copy !req
57. Well, if it's about
being a bro...Copy !req
58. There we go, baby.Copy !req
59. Hey, I just remembered that
the oven light is burned out.Copy !req
60. Be a bro and turn on that
lamp ... right over there.Copy !req
61. You mean this one lamp in
the middle of the kitchen?Copy !req
62. Correct.Copy !req
63. Okay.Copy !req
64. Yeah, touch it.Copy !req
65. Oh, whoops!Copy !req
66. I almost did the thing
I didn't want to do.Copy !req
67. Oh, fart hat!Copy !req
68. Hmm...Copy !req
69. Life Giving Magus,
watch out behind you!Copy !req
70. Yaah!Copy !req
71. Oh, no!Copy !req
72. Accidental life!Copy !req
73. Huh?Copy !req
74. You used me!Copy !req
75. You don't want to
drink Wizz Blizz at all!Copy !req
76. Yes, I did use you!Copy !req
77. But for what?Copy !req
78. What did I use you for?Copy !req
79. Oh, my lamp.Copy !req
80. My beautiful lamp
of so many years!Copy !req
81. Speak to me...Copy !req
82. Hello?Copy !req
83. Hello...Copy !req
84. A lady?Copy !req
85. Unexpected bonus!Copy !req
86. Well, one isn't purely
defined by their sex or gender.Copy !req
87. I have yet to find out
who I really am.Copy !req
88. I have freedom, no longer
bound by the limits of my cord,Copy !req
89. freedom to shape my reality and,Copy !req
90. in turn, be shaped by it.Copy !req
91. You talk funny.Copy !req
92. Like a book.Copy !req
93. Oh, humor.Copy !req
94. Humor is the highest
form of intelligence.Copy !req
95. Well, hey,
here's something funny.Copy !req
96. It sounds like a butt!Copy !req
97. Hmm.Copy !req
98. Well, goodbye.Copy !req
99. I'm not sticking around to
be used and thrown away.Copy !req
100. Aw, Magus, I can never
have enough friends.Copy !req
101. Really?Copy !req
102. Ha haaaa! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
103. More friends!Copy !req
104. My incredible crew
is almost complete!Copy !req
105. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
106. Finally.Copy !req
107. Gather 'round and
lavish me with affection!Copy !req
108. Hey, we're alive now.Copy !req
109. You're alive?Copy !req
110. Whoa! Me too!Copy !req
111. What?Copy !req
112. Sure, we all feel alive now,Copy !req
113. but how do we know it's not all,Copy !req
114. you know, just an illusion?Copy !req
115. I mean, I can reach
out and touch you,Copy !req
116. but it's all just
signals to the brain, easilyCopy !req
117. re-creatable with
the right technology.Copy !req
118. You know what I mean?Copy !req
119. Are you okay?Copy !req
120. What's with these nerds?Copy !req
121. They aren't into my juice.Copy !req
122. Maybe they just don't have an
appreciation for your type of humor.Copy !req
123. Maybe you could try and learnCopy !req
124. about what they're
interested in.Copy !req
125. Read up a little...Copy !req
126. Uh-huh.Copy !req
127. Ugh.Copy !req
128. Reading makes my
brain all cloudy.Copy !req
129. I bet you'd have something
insightful to say about that, huh?Copy !req
130. Eh?Copy !req
131. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but no.Copy !req
132. Listen.Copy !req
133. Watch this.Copy !req
134. Through the simple
act of creation...Copy !req
135. have I become a reflection
of my own creator?Copy !req
136. If I may interject...Copy !req
137. Aristotle once said,
"Nature abhors a vacuum."Copy !req
138. Then why do I love
doing this so much?Copy !req
139. Seriously, someone
explain it to me.Copy !req
140. Excuse me.Copy !req
141. I have to silently
back away now.Copy !req
142. And I... I
need a refill.Copy !req
143. Come along, dear.Copy !req
144. What, am I boring you guys?Copy !req
145. The old man's a snooze, huh?Copy !req
146. You're not so perfect!Copy !req
147. Simon, I know you're dealing
with a lot of unresolved karma,Copy !req
148. but that is no
reason to lash out.Copy !req
149. What?Copy !req
150. What are you talking about?Copy !req
151. You cry in the night times.Copy !req
152. We all hear you crying...Copy !req
153. into baby diapers...Copy !req
154. it's super-sad, dude.Copy !req
155. Oh, come on, guys.Copy !req
156. Quit clownin'.Copy !req
157. You keep them
in my bottom drawer.Copy !req
158. Ugh, it's locked.Copy !req
159. Whew!Copy !req
160. Somebody say
something about a lock?Copy !req
161. No!Copy !req
162. Yeah! Get in here, bro!Copy !req
163. This is your truth, Simon.Copy !req
164. Hey, hey, give me those!Copy !req
165. We know all about your weird
stuff,Copy !req
166. like how you use penguin
milk as moisturizer.Copy !req
167. It helps keep my
skin cold and clammy.Copy !req
168. He needs to hear more
devastating truths.Copy !req
169. One time you had food stuck
in your beard for two weeks.Copy !req
170. Like a whole burrito.Copy !req
171. Gunther, old buddy,
you got to defend me here!Copy !req
172. Okay! I get it!Copy !req
173. I'm a dang ding-dong, okay?Copy !req
174. Excuse me, friends.Copy !req
175. Ice King?Copy !req
176. No. Go away.Copy !req
177. Dummies only in this corner.Copy !req
178. Look, I get it... we're
brilliant furniture,Copy !req
179. and that's hard to keep up with.Copy !req
180. Maybe you could fit in by
being more of a listener.Copy !req
181. You could be the
cool quiet guy...Copy !req
182. The quiet guy who just listens.Copy !req
183. You know what I mean?Copy !req
184. You know what I mean, right?Copy !req
185. Yeah. See?Copy !req
186. You get what I mean!Copy !req
187. Ice King is so smart!Copy !req
188. Noooo!Copy !req
189. Stop talking!Copy !req
190. I don't like this!Copy !req
191. You book lickers!Copy !req
192. I made you to be my bros!Copy !req
193. Weight Set, we were gonna smash
into PB's room together andCopy !req
194. show her how ripped you made me!Copy !req
195. Microwave, we were gonna heat
up bologna on white-bread sandwiches!Copy !req
196. Drawer dresser, you were
gonna be my improv coach!Copy !req
197. Yes...Copy !req
198. And?Copy !req
199. Yes, and...Copy !req
200. You, Lamp!Copy !req
201. I was the most excited
for you to be my friend!Copy !req
202. But then you had to go and use
words like I've never heardCopy !req
203. before... words that
confused and upset me!Copy !req
204. Now I have upsetting
words for you!Copy !req
205. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
206. I'm kicking all of you out!Copy !req
207. Not so fast, Ice King.Copy !req
208. We've been in this place
just as long as you.Copy !req
209. We have just as
much right to stay.Copy !req
210. That's for real.Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. Hey.
We outnumber Simon.Copy !req
213. Why don't we just vote him out?Copy !req
214. Yeah!Copy !req
215. Oh, dear.Copy !req
216. I got your vote right here!Copy !req
217. Yoink!Copy !req
218. Hey!Copy !req
219. I'm open!Copy !req
220. Hyup!Copy !req
221. Don't you see?Copy !req
222. The crown is just another one
of your many hang-ups.Copy !req
223. You've got to flip
the script, man.Copy !req
224. It can be scary, I know.Copy !req
225. It's okay if you
need to cry into this.Copy !req
226. N-no.Copy !req
227. Cry, Simon, cry!Copy !req
228. Cry, Simon, cry!Copy !req
229. No, no...Copy !req
230. Cry, Simon, cry!Copy !req
231. We don't like you,
but we're here for you!Copy !req
232. Noooooooo!Copy !req
233. Aha!Copy !req
234. Simon, you're being obtuse.Copy !req
235. We're gonna help you!Copy !req
236. Noooooo!Copy !req
237. Hyah!Copy !req
238. Oh, Ice King...Copy !req
239. To selfishly create life,
then destroy it...Copy !req
240. there is no crueler fate.Copy !req
241. I tried to be your friend,Copy !req
242. but you guys didn't want me,
didn't even give me a shot.Copy !req
243. That's cruel.Copy !req
244. I've never been
that cruel to anyone.Copy !req
245. Welp, out ya go.Copy !req
246. No!Copy !req
247. Can I get out of this now?Copy !req
248. Here's to Wizz Blizz.Copy !req
249. Yeah!Copy !req
250. Write in me!Copy !req
251. Write in me!Copy !req
252. You know, when
you invited me over,Copy !req
253. I thought it was as friends.Copy !req
254. What do you think of me
being your new best friend?Copy !req
255. For real!Copy !req
256. Hmm.Copy !req
257. Never thought of that.Copy !req
258. And...?Copy !req
259. Nah. No.Copy !req
260. I like this guy, though.Copy !req
261. He's a real ignoramus.Copy !req
262. Let's both be friends with him.Copy !req
263. Write in me!Copy !req
264. Write in me!Copy !req
265. Okay.Copy !req
266. This party is so crazy!Copy !req