1. And when that salsa cloud
had you by the tail...Copy !req
2. Ha ha, yeah.Copy !req
3. And I swung him around
into that golden cactus?Copy !req
4. Man, that was algebraic.Copy !req
5. Yeah, man,
that adventure was tight.Copy !req
6. Yeah.Copy !req
7. I can't wait to
get back home, though.Copy !req
8. Yeah, me too!Copy !req
9. I need some sleep.Copy !req
10. I'm gonna play some
"Battle Wars" with Neptr on BMOCopy !req
11. for an hour, then work on that
flier for PB's laser recital andCopy !req
12. catch up on my correspondence
with my pen pal Danny GladiolasCopy !req
13. from over in Maryville.Copy !req
14. Great minds.Copy !req
15. And then next what
I'm gonna do is I'm...Copy !req
16. Whoop!Copy !req
17. Finn?Copy !req
18. Finn! Ohh!Copy !req
19. Oh...Copy !req
20. What the...?Copy !req
21. Man, where's this
supposed to be?Copy !req
22. Uh, excuse me? Sir?Copy !req
23. Hmm?Copy !req
24. Oh! You're awake!Copy !req
25. Oh, that's wonderful!Copy !req
26. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
27. Hey, where am I, anyway?Copy !req
28. Why, this is the famed
Kingdom of Huge, of course.Copy !req
29. You fell through that crack
in my ceiling and landed inCopy !req
30. a normal-sized pie.Copy !req
31. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
32. Well, my friend up top is probs
pretty worried about me,Copy !req
33. so I'd best get going.Copy !req
34. Can you give me a boost back
up to that crack or whatever?Copy !req
35. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
36. No, no, no.Copy !req
37. Don't be silly, child.Copy !req
38. Your friend must be on his
way to find you right now.Copy !req
39. You should wait for him here,
or you could miss each other.Copy !req
40. Hmm.Copy !req
41. I guess that does make sense.Copy !req
42. Of course!Copy !req
43. Besides, you're just in timeCopy !req
44. to witness the chiming
of my wondrous clock!Copy !req
45. It's set to do its chiming
in merely an hour's time!Copy !req
46. "Krimber"?Copy !req
47. Come! Food Boyz!Copy !req
48. Shower our guest with
the kindnesses of Huge!Copy !req
49. We will await the clock's
chiming in style and comfort.Copy !req
50. Dig in, child.Copy !req
51. There's always more to come!Copy !req
52. Mmm.Copy !req
53. Oh! Apple scruffs!Copy !req
54. Just wait till you see my clock!Copy !req
55. Oh, good.Copy !req
56. You're awake.Copy !req
57. Good, good, good, good, good.Copy !req
58. How you feeling?Copy !req
59. My... my
cabbage aches a little.Copy !req
60. What happened?Copy !req
61. Well, here I was, playing
some freecell, and then, wow,Copy !req
62. you fell down the hole.Copy !req
63. You bounced off parachute ♪2
and landed on three old walnuts.Copy !req
64. Parachute? Hole?Copy !req
65. Walnuts?Copy !req
66. Fell down? Wait!Copy !req
67. You mean we're
falling right now?Copy !req
68. Thanks for your help,
buddy, but I got to go!Copy !req
69. Whoa. Hold up!Copy !req
70. What's your hurry?Copy !req
71. My friend's still up top.Copy !req
72. He could be looking for me, or
he could be in trouble and everyCopy !req
73. second I'm down here,
I'm falling further away.Copy !req
74. I got to get back!Copy !req
75. Uh, I think that's
a pretty bad idea.Copy !req
76. You were unconscious while
you were falling, remember?Copy !req
77. So you might have been falling
for weeks or even months.Copy !req
78. Trust me...
It's possible.Copy !req
79. This is a very deep hole.Copy !req
80. If you try to climb out,
you could run out of food.Copy !req
81. But I've got to do something.Copy !req
82. I feel like you should
probably not starve to deathCopy !req
83. so that when your friend comes
looking, you're still alive.Copy !req
84. Hmm...Copy !req
85. You know, I think you're right.Copy !req
86. Finn is a pretty heroic kid,
I got to admit.Copy !req
87. He'll probably be
here in half a gif.Copy !req
88. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
89. Well, till then,
please make yourself at home.Copy !req
90. Here, have a walnut.Copy !req
91. Thanks, man.Copy !req
92. I'm Jake, by the way.Copy !req
93. Hi, Jake.
I'm 7718.Copy !req
94. Strange name, I know,
but I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
95. See, I carved it in the floor
when I first got down here soCopy !req
96. I wouldn't forget.Copy !req
97. But you can call
me Seven for short.Copy !req
98. Oh!Copy !req
99. Oh! So marvelous!Copy !req
100. Oh!Copy !req
101. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
102. Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
103. Oh. Oh, my.Copy !req
104. Oh, my.Copy !req
105. Well, that was
actually pretty cool,Copy !req
106. but I should probably get going.Copy !req
107. Wh-a-a-a-at?Copy !req
108. But how can you leave now?Copy !req
109. The clock is set to chime
again in merely an hour's time!Copy !req
110. I feel like Jake
should've been here by now.Copy !req
111. I mean, what if he's
lost or... or hurt?Copy !req
112. But this is not the
Huge Kingdom way.Copy !req
113. Sorry, man.Copy !req
114. I got my mind made up.Copy !req
115. Thanks for the food, though.Copy !req
116. Food Boyz, seize the child!Copy !req
117. Ah!Copy !req
118. I'm sorry, son,
but this is for your own good.Copy !req
119. If you just stay put, all you
need will come to you in time,Copy !req
120. like it has unto me.Copy !req
121. But you must sit, you must wait.Copy !req
122. Yes. Yes, tie him up with normal
spaghetti and bring him food,Copy !req
123. yes!Copy !req
124. Soon you will see, my boy,Copy !req
125. all good things come
to those who wait.Copy !req
126. it started out as a day like any other.Copy !req
127. I was a door-to-
door sales bear,Copy !req
128. specializing in candles and
playing cards,Copy !req
129. making my way to the
Candy Kingdom like I'd doneCopy !req
130. 200 times before.Copy !req
131. I guess my horse got stung
by a bee or something,Copy !req
132. 'cause all of a sudden,Copy !req
133. he just skronked the math out.Copy !req
134. We went off-road, and I got
thrown back into my wagon.Copy !req
135. When the shakin' stopped,
I crawled out,Copy !req
136. only to find I was wedged deep
in a hole and sinking fast.Copy !req
137. I had just enough time to
rig up a parachute,Copy !req
138. and I've been
falling ever since.Copy !req
139. Sometimes walnuts would fallCopy !req
140. into the hole
and sometimes rain.Copy !req
141. And I guess that was enough.Copy !req
142. Mm. So how did
you pass the time?Copy !req
143. Well, for a long time,
I just waited to be rescued.Copy !req
144. 599 Mississippi...Copy !req
145. 3,600 Mississippi...Copy !req
146. But that was crazy-boring.Copy !req
147. So then I got
really into freecellCopy !req
148. and things got a lot better.Copy !req
149. Freecell?Copy !req
150. Yeah, it's like solitaire,Copy !req
151. but there's very few
unsolvable shuffles.Copy !req
152. Mm.Copy !req
153. It's a great game.Copy !req
154. Great game.
I really love it.Copy !req
155. But it's nice, you know, to have someone
I can play freecell alongside of.Copy !req
156. Yeah, man.Copy !req
157. You know, also, I know some
other card games we could play.Copy !req
158. You know, together.Copy !req
159. I forgot there
were games like that.Copy !req
160. And then there was another time...Copy !req
161. This was several years back...Copy !req
162. The clock chimed
early and I thought,Copy !req
163. "Oh, boy.
Here we go."Copy !req
164. But it turned out,Copy !req
165. one of the Food Boyz had
simply gotten wedged under...Copy !req
166. Finn!Copy !req
167. Huh?Copy !req
168. Are you listening?Copy !req
169. Of course.Copy !req
170. Food Boy in the clock.Copy !req
171. Huh. Yes...Copy !req
172. Anyway, as I was saying,Copy !req
173. one of the Food Boyz had gotten
himself wedged in the clock's...Copy !req
174. All right, buddy,Copy !req
175. let's run through this again,Copy !req
176. 'cause we're only
gonna get one shot.Copy !req
177. When the clock strikes 12:00,
I beckon kindly to yonderCopy !req
178. Food Boyz.Copy !req
179. Hey, you guys like clean jokes?Copy !req
180. Then chuck some delicious
food in their mouths.Copy !req
181. Having never before
known generosity,Copy !req
182. they'll immediately make me
their leader and undo my spaghetti.Copy !req
183. Ha ha!Copy !req
184. Then, with a perfectly
timed serving tray,Copy !req
185. I'll deflect the hunter
bot's brass arrow.Copy !req
186. Swift but delicate,Copy !req
187. the arrow will gain heft via
the chandelier bat's filchedCopy !req
188. asparagus.Copy !req
189. Meanwhile, the serving tray from
before has entered phase two,Copy !req
190. sending Ken Mangosteen careening
into the clean silverware...Copy !req
191. but also, the asparagus arrow
has caused a domino thing ofCopy !req
192. food to happen, culminating
in a huge lemon falling!Copy !req
193. It's not a perfect plan,
but with a little luck,Copy !req
194. I think it's got a good chance.Copy !req
195. Hey, you guys like clean jokes?Copy !req
196. Ha ha!Copy !req
197. What the...Copy !req
198. Food Boyz, seize the child!Copy !req
199. Unh!Copy !req
200. Finn?Copy !req
201. Finn!Copy !req
202. There's nowhere to run, Finn.Copy !req
203. You know you'll never escape.Copy !req
204. I'm not trying to
escape anymore.Copy !req
205. I'm gonna murder your
stupid clock, you psycho!Copy !req
206. No!Copy !req
207. Yep!Copy !req
208. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
209. Yaaah!Copy !req
210. Grrr!Copy !req
211. N-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
212. Jake!Copy !req
213. Oh! Hey, Finn!Copy !req
214. Who's your new friend?Copy !req
215. He's not my friend!
He's bad!Copy !req
216. He kidnapped the heck out of me!Copy !req
217. Why you...Copy !req
218. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
219. Maybe I'll go ahead
and kidnap you t...Copy !req
220. Ohh!Copy !req
221. Whoo!Copy !req
222. Ahh...Copy !req
223. Hey, Seven...Copy !req
224. Now that you're
out of that hole,Copy !req
225. what's the first
thing you want to do?Copy !req
226. Hmm...Copy !req
227. Oh!Copy !req
228. I want a giant flippin' hot dog.Copy !req
229. Mmm!Copy !req
230. Ugh...Copy !req
231. Don't you know those things
are made out of, like,Copy !req
232. the grossest junk?Copy !req
233. Man, I don't give a toot!Copy !req
234. This party is so crazy!Copy !req