1. Aw.
Don't worry about him.
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2. It's good to be passionate
about your hobbies.
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3. Yo, TV!
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4. Get me a chocolate bar!
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5. Okay.
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6. Attaboy!
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7. Ah!
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8. Hello, young man!
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9. Oh!
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10. Psych.
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11. Delicious chocolate bridge...
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12. Ugh!
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13. Yeech! Huh?
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14. "This diary belongs to B.P.
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15. Private property.
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16. If you're still reading this,
you're a bad person."
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17. Uh...
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18. statue of limitations.
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19. Dear diary.
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20. Wow.
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21. I sound like a real cornball.
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22. Oh, well.
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23. Dear diary!
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24. Mom is going to love you.
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25. She's always ragging about me
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26. spending too much time
with my nose in books.
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27. I wonder what I'm
going to write in you.
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28. What kind of person will I be
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29. when I get to your last page?
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30. Will I have my braces off?
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31. Will I have written a song
that doesn't totally suck?
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32. Will I have met a cool guy?
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33. I can barely look at dudes
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34. without breaking out into hives.
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35. Just another day
in teenage purgatory.
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36. A.K.A.
The School Caf.
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37. Sloppy Joes again.
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38. Boys I did not talk to today...
Brownie guy...
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39. Are they trying to kill us?
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40. Stayed in and
tried to cut my bangs.
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41. Ruffles, Bryan,
Pennycandy guy...
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42. Mom says it looks like I got in
a fight with a snapping turtle.
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43. Taffi and Mochi are the
coolest girls at school.
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44. When I think about them,
my skin feels sparkly.
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45. They don't even know I exist.
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46. Why would they?
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47. I'm a nobody.
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48. Less than nobody.
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49. I'm a pimple on the butt of a...
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50. Geez, B.P.
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51. Prone to dramatics much?
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52. The Fire Kingdom
has officially frozen over.
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53. Justin Rockcandy asked
me to the semi-formal!
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54. Oh, my glob.
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55. Justin.
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56. Justin is taking me
to the Fructose Fair.
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57. Justin wants to go
on the roller coaster.
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58. Kissing is fun and easy.
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59. If I don't think about the
bacteria in spit teeming, multiplying.
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60. Diary, can you keep a secret?
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61. Justin! Justin!
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62. Hive of bees in my head,
get out!
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63. Mother, I'm not going
to tell you again!
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64. Lies, lies, lies!
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65. Diary, it's my birthday
tomorrow,
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66. but I don't feel
like celebrating.
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67. I feel like screaming.
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68. Justin wants to meet
at Lovetree Point.
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69. Says he wants to
give me a present.
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70. I should tell him...
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71. I need to tell him...
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72. I will tell him!
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73. Tell him what?
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74. Aaaaaah!
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75. Not hungs.
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76. Heading out for a bit.
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77. There you go!
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78. Just needed a lil' push
from the old man.
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79. I gotta get into
the mind of this kid.
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80. Role-play.
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81. Rip! Rip!
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82. Sploosh!
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83. My secret is safe at the
bottom of this disgusting moat.
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84. Oh, oh, B.P.!
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85. What have you done?
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86. I'm sick of the lies!
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87. Sick, sick, sick!
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88. Babe! Um...
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89. I said I'm sorry?
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90. You don't know me!
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91. Nobody knows me!
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92. Leave me alone!
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93. I hate Sloppy Joes!
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94. Aaaaaah!
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95. Yuck.
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96. What?
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97. Taffi?
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98. Mochi!
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99. Hey, Moch'.
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100. Is that the new
"Nosy Nellies" bootleg 7-inch?
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101. Taffi, Mochi, down here!
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102. I ordered it from this
dude in Lumpy Space.
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103. Is it insane?
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104. - It's almost too insane.
- Wicked.
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105. Hiya, B.P.!
What's up?
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106. Justin?
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107. Guilty as charged.
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108. You psyched for your birthday,
birthday girl?
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109. Don't forget about our little
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110. "Rendez-vous"
at Lovetree Point, huh?
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111. I can't wait for
you to see your prezzie.
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112. You're gonna be there, right?
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113. Please say yes.
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114. Please! Please! Please!
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115. - Please! Please!
- Aaaaaah!
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116. Bam! Bam! Bam!
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117. Lady, you're
really off your game!
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118. I never win at canasta!
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119. You said you wanted the kid
to spend more time outside.
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120. Bam...
He's outside.
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121. He's loving it!
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122. If it'll make you
feel better, then yes.
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123. But I'm sure he's fine.
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124. Uh-oh.
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125. Uh, son?
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126. - Mom?
- Uh, close enough.
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127. Get out of my room!
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128. TV, what is that?
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129. Private property.
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130. Gimme the book.
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131. Nooooo!
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132. A diary, huh?
Juicy.
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133. And now you've become
dangerously obsessed with it
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134. and have confused your reality
with that of the diary keeper.
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135. You always were a little too
susceptible to fantasy.
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136. Ooh, ripped pages!
Mystery!
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137. And look how the handwriting
changes right before the rip.
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138. The e's are all crabbed.
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139. That's weird, right?
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140. Super weird, son.
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141. She was obviously
emotionally distraught.
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142. Maybe she was so stressed,
she broke out in hives,
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143. and they covered her whole body.
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144. So they rushed
her to the hospital.
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145. She was thinking
"Oh, man, I'm so young,"
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146. and how life is so unfair,
and that this was the end.
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147. But it wasn't the end.
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148. She had pulled through...
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149. except her hand had been
replaced with a crab hand!
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150. Which negatively
affected her handwriting.
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151. Yeah!
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152. And, and, while I recovered,
I refused all visitors.
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153. Wait. You refused?
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154. Especially Justin.
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155. How could he love a girl
with a crab hand?
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156. I mean...
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157. that is definitely not normal.
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158. Justin sent me flowers
every day for a week.
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159. Then every other day.
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160. Then they stopped
coming all together.
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161. On my birthday,
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162. I decided I was going to
keep my promise to meet Justin,
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163. crab hand or no crab hand.
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164. But when I got
to Lovetree Point,
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165. Justin was already there...
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166. Making out with my BFFs
Taffi and Mochi!
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167. He did not!
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168. Well, that's one theory, anyway.
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169. Am I unlovable?
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170. Hey, did you say Lovetree Point?
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171. That's where the kids used to
go smoochin' back in the day.
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172. This diary must be pretty old.
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173. We should go check it out.
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174. Ugh.
This place is a dump.
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175. Why do they call
this Lovetree Point?
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176. 'Cause of that tree over there.
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177. Yeah, it's
pretty heavy-handed.
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178. On page 42, it says
Justin hid a present
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179. somewhere around here.
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180. Maybe it's in the tree.
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181. Hey, good thinking.
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182. Bingo!
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183. It's so beautiful.
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184. Yeah.
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185. B.P. would have loved this.
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186. Justin must have been too
devastated to reclaim it.
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187. Maybe he thinks she'll
come back for it one day.
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188. We've got to find her, Dad!
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189. She never knew how much
she meant to him.
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190. To all of us!
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191. Y'know, son, I bet I know
where this music box is from.
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192. Maybe they can give us a clue.
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193. Oh, yes, yes,
this is one of mine,
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194. from my "Dancing Cat" period.
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195. Do you remember who bought it?
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196. Oh, goodness,
it feels like a lifetime ago.
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197. I must have made hundreds
of boxes since then,
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198. each marrying sound and
motion to tell a unique story,
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199. the Dance of the
Cosmos in miniature.
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200. Okay.
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201. Well, we gotta go.
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202. A young man bought this!
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203. Justin!
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204. Was he handsome?
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205. Oh, very.
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206. Who was it meant for?
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207. A girl. Betsy.
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208. B.P.!
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209. She ran away.
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210. Went wild, cut herself
off from the world,
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211. hid away in a cave,
never to be seen again.
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212. Whoa!
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213. But, Dad, there are probably
hundreds of caves in...
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214. It's the one at the fork in
the road to Butterscotch Lake!
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215. The box said she does weird
stuff to bodies up there.
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216. That's it!
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217. Why do you think
Betsy ran away, Dad?
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218. Hard to say.
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219. Some people can't
face their troubles.
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220. But, TV, hiding
away won't solve anything.
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221. Look!
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222. Teachable moment.
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223. Betsy?
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224. Betsy?
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225. Aaaaah!
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226. Betsy.
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227. Oh, my glob.
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228. We're too late!
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229. She was too good
for this cruel world.
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230. It's a model.
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231. Huh?
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232. It's plastic.
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233. "Heeyyy."
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234. Hey, look at this!
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235. A letter.
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236. Maybe we shouldn't read this.
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237. Yes, we should.
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238. Dear Justin,
I'm not sure you'll ever read this letter.
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239. Maybe I'm writing this
more for myself anyway.
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240. You know when you're little
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241. and the future feels
really far away?
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242. You don't know
what it looks like.
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243. You just hope you'll have
stufffigured out by then.
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244. You'll know exactly
how to act and feel.
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245. You'll have conquered
all your fears.
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246. And you'll never feel dumb
or uncomfortable.
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247. You don't think about how
you'll actually get there.
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248. The middle parts,
between now and then...
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249. the middle parts suck!
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250. Which is why I split, I guess...
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251. Okay, so riding out your
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252. pretty dramatic.
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253. But do you know how much
reading you get done in a cave?
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254. I even figured out
a cure for my crab hand!
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255. Oh, Justin,
I hope you're not too upset,
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256. and I hope you didn't
spend too much money
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257. on that birthday present.
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258. It wouldn't have worked
out between us anyway.
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259. You're kind of clingy.
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260. Sincerely,
Nurse Betsy Poundcake.
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261. Nurse Poundcake!
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262. I've got the injection, Doctor.
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263. I'm not gonna
make it, man! Gah!
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264. You willlive.
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265. Way to take control of the
situation, nurse.
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266. Save it for the Post-Op, Doc.
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267. Wow.
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268. B.P. is Nurse Poundcake.
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269. She turned out fine.
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270. But what about the ripped pages?
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271. Oh, I saw them in the cabin.
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272. It was just a lot of
mean stuff about Justin.
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273. Hey, that guy must
be pretty sad, huh?
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274. Hey, you wanna go find him?
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276. No.
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277. This party is so crazy!
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