1. Blegh!Copy !req
2. Your tooth looks bad, dude!Copy !req
3. Smells like a
garden shed in here.Copy !req
4. Finn, I think you
have to go dentist.Copy !req
5. I can't go dentist, Jake!Copy !req
6. You got to take care of it!Copy !req
7. Just go dentist, dude.Copy !req
8. Okay.Copy !req
9. Easy does it.Copy !req
10. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
11. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
12. This is so bad.Copy !req
13. What did Princess Bubblegum
say when you showed her?Copy !req
14. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
15. Hmm...Copy !req
16. Finn, this is literally serious.Copy !req
17. You have to go dentist.Copy !req
18. Noooooooooo!Copy !req
19. Dude! You! Got! To! Go!Copy !req
20. Dentist!Copy !req
21. Blegh!Copy !req
22. Noooo!Copy !req
23. I'm too strong for the world!Copy !req
24. I don't want
to go dentist, Jake.Copy !req
25. They put you in a hole filled
with snakes and rotten butter,Copy !req
26. and they leave you there.Copy !req
27. Come on, man.Copy !req
28. It's not that bad.Copy !req
29. Okay.Copy !req
30. Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!Copy !req
31. Right?Copy !req
32. Wuh!Copy !req
33. N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
34. Unh!Copy !req
35. This isn't so bad.Copy !req
36. My sword!Copy !req
37. Wonder where...Copy !req
38. Aah!Copy !req
39. Soft sand.Copy !req
40. Ant.Copy !req
41. Welcome to dentist, Cadet!Copy !req
42. I'm Leftenant Gamergate!Copy !req
43. Snakes and rotten butter...
A common mistake.Copy !req
44. You were expected to arrive
with snacks and a flashlight.Copy !req
45. Either way, you're here.Copy !req
46. So... dentist is ants?Copy !req
47. Dentist is dentist, Cadet!Copy !req
48. Drop and give me 20!Copy !req
49. I don't have any money.Copy !req
50. Funny man goes dentist, huh?Copy !req
51. The Queen's office
is in the Royal Hill.Copy !req
52. Holes...Copy !req
53. Hmm.Copy !req
54. Listen, I wasn't here
when you came in.Copy !req
55. I'm a very busy woman.Copy !req
56. Hello.Copy !req
57. My name is General Tarsal.Copy !req
58. I am the current
Queen of this regiment,Copy !req
59. and please have a seat.Copy !req
60. As a first-time recruit,Copy !req
61. I'm confident that you have no
idea what you're doing here.Copy !req
62. My tooth hurts.Copy !req
63. Let's take a look at your file.Copy !req
64. Ah, you're a fighter.Copy !req
65. Yeah, we can use a fighter.Copy !req
66. My tooth hurts.Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Of course it does.Copy !req
69. Let me explain.Copy !req
70. You have gone dentist.Copy !req
71. That means that you will
serve a brief tour of duty,Copy !req
72. and in exchange, we will provide
full dental rehabilitation!Copy !req
73. You will be on the front,
fighting monsters...Copy !req
74. Monstrous monster worms!Copy !req
75. Worms.Copy !req
76. The worms are employed by...Copy !req
77. the flies.Copy !req
78. Worms.Copy !req
79. Work for the flies.Copy !req
80. You fight them,
we'll fix your teeth.Copy !req
81. Me.Copy !req
82. Yes, you!Copy !req
83. Your mission is to secure
this junction at all costs.Copy !req
84. Upon completion of service,Copy !req
85. you will be sworn
to absolute secrecy.Copy !req
86. The flies have spies everywhere.Copy !req
87. Fly spies!Copy !req
88. Heh heh.Copy !req
89. These worms are no joke, so
you'll be assigned a partner.Copy !req
90. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
91. Cadet...Copy !req
92. Tiffany Oiler.Copy !req
93. Tiffany?Copy !req
94. Tiffany!Copy !req
95. Finn, I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
96. That guy wants to kill me!Copy !req
97. Tough nuts.Copy !req
98. That's dentist.Copy !req
99. Cadets, dinner is being
served in the mess hall,Copy !req
100. Central Hill,
Sub-tunnel 8!Copy !req
101. Hm. Do you have
anything less sugary?Copy !req
102. Yo, Finn!Copy !req
103. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
104. Doing it for my tooth.Copy !req
105. Ruff!Copy !req
106. Thought so.Copy !req
107. Hey, uh... partner...Copy !req
108. Um, so how're you doin', Tiffany?Copy !req
109. Yeah, I lost my teeth
eatin' the baker's shard.Copy !req
110. It's a lot of sugar, right?Copy !req
111. Oh. Did you already
know what dentist is?Copy !req
112. See, this is a good example
of why I want to kill you...Copy !req
113. You're ignorant.Copy !req
114. Heed my words, Finn...
As the Miller's wheelCopy !req
115. forever outrages the seed,Copy !req
116. so the good apple boringly
receives his neighbor's worm.Copy !req
117. The hey...?Copy !req
118. And all the corn gets
smooshed to grease,Copy !req
119. to grease under the
Miller's flipping wheel.Copy !req
120. You're getting greased!Copy !req
121. Tiffany, look, we got
to work together, right?Copy !req
122. Why don't we let
bygones be bygones?Copy !req
123. Bygones?Copy !req
124. Ha!Copy !req
125. That's you.Copy !req
126. Bye-gone!Copy !req
127. Do you want my peach?Copy !req
128. Bye-gone!Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Stand down, Cadets!Copy !req
131. Retire to your bunks!Copy !req
132. Tonight, lights out.Copy !req
133. Tomorrow, your eyes out!Copy !req
134. Unh!Copy !req
135. What the stork, man?Copy !req
136. This is myspecial sword.Copy !req
137. Why didn't you take one of
those ant swords they offeredCopy !req
138. you back there?Copy !req
139. I don't need some fancy
thinger to kick buttCopy !req
140. when I've got these!Copy !req
141. You know about these?Copy !req
142. No...Copy !req
143. You will.Copy !req
144. Anyway, I just kind
of wanted your swordCopy !req
145. 'cause it's pretty cool, I guess.Copy !req
146. Whatever.Copy !req
147. I'll get it soon enough...Copy !req
148. from off your dead corpse,
you chump!Copy !req
149. Hey, Tiffany...Copy !req
150. you know, we're really not
so different, you and I.Copy !req
151. Bullstuff.Copy !req
152. Well, we're both
friends with Jake,Copy !req
153. and that's something, right?Copy !req
154. I was friends with Jake.Copy !req
155. Then some baritone herb
stole him away from me.Copy !req
156. I didn't steal him.Copy !req
157. We're brot...Copy !req
158. And when that Snow-White
Wiener dog is finally dead,Copy !req
159. Jake will be devastated...Copy !req
160. He'll need a shoulder to cry
whiny,Copy !req
161. Finn-style tears on, and
that shoulder will be mine...Copy !req
162. Tiffany's!Copy !req
163. Then I can get busy with
undoing your cheesy influence,Copy !req
164. plus, more!Copy !req
165. With my help, Jake'll
become the criminal juggernautCopy !req
166. he was always meant to be.Copy !req
167. We won't just be
robbing banks anymore.Copy !req
168. We'll be robbing
the actual banks.Copy !req
169. The whole banks!Copy !req
170. You get it?Copy !req
171. We're gonna steal
actual whole buildings.Copy !req
172. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
173. So don't tell me
"We're not so different," okay?Copy !req
174. We're opposites, you and me.Copy !req
175. Oil and goody-goody snow-white
baby-vanilla-bean mitten water!Copy !req
176. Go, Tiffany!Copy !req
177. Man, that nut's gonna try
and stick me while I'm notCopy !req
178. even looking.Copy !req
179. Don't even stress it, Finn.Copy !req
180. You're Finn Mertens, man.Copy !req
181. You got this.Copy !req
182. Man, I hope so.Copy !req
183. Finn!
Get in here, quick!Copy !req
184. The junction.Copy !req
185. There's something
moving in the walls.Copy !req
186. It was like...Copy !req
187. Crk brk crnch crk brk brmble!Copy !req
188. Wallworms! Holy cow!Copy !req
189. Dang it, Tiffany, not yet!Copy !req
190. We got to work together
to beat the worms!Copy !req
191. Here they come!Copy !req
192. Tiffany!Copy !req
193. Unh!Copy !req
194. Oh, snap! Look out!Copy !req
195. They're coming in from the side!Copy !req
196. You good?Copy !req
197. My tooth hurts.Copy !req
198. Dang! it's the head worm,
and she's livid!Copy !req
199. I say we get the heck out
of h-e-e-e-e-ere!Copy !req
200. Finn!Copy !req
201. Tiffany, quick!Copy !req
202. Pull me up!Copy !req
203. Quick, Tiffany!
I'm slipping!Copy !req
204. Dang it, Tiffany!Copy !req
205. Weren't you paying attention?Copy !req
206. We're two peas in a pod!Copy !req
207. We're not oil and water.Copy !req
208. We're oil and vinegar.Copy !req
209. It's good, man.Copy !req
210. It's yummy!Copy !req
211. Mm...Copy !req
212. it's good for you!Copy !req
213. You're right, Finn.Copy !req
214. I can't bring myself to do it.Copy !req
215. But I can't bring
myself to save you, either.Copy !req
216. Why are you still smiling?Copy !req
217. Sorry.Copy !req
218. I didn't hear what you said.Copy !req
219. I was just gonna let it slide.Copy !req
220. Look, you're...
You're on your own.Copy !req
221. I'm sorry.Copy !req
222. Catch you on the flip, I guess.Copy !req
223. Tiffany?Copy !req
224. Tiffa...
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
225. Unh!Copy !req
226. Aaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
227. Whoa! Easy, son.Copy !req
228. Don't try to speak.Copy !req
229. Your mouth is full of ants.Copy !req
230. Huh?Copy !req
231. It's okay.Copy !req
232. We just finished up.Copy !req
233. Ah.Copy !req
234. What happened down there?Copy !req
235. Where's Tiffany?Copy !req
236. Well, the good news is,
the worm Queen was defeated...Copy !req
237. Choked to death on some
foreign object...Copy !req
238. Presumably Cadet Tiffany,
who is missing in action,Copy !req
239. which is the bad news.Copy !req
240. Tiffany...Copy !req
241. But we didn't have to fix his
teeth, which is nice news...Copy !req
242. but we did have to fix your
teeth, which is okay news.Copy !req
243. Huh huh.Copy !req
244. 'Eyyy!Copy !req
245. So, on behalf of the Ant Nation,Copy !req
246. I'd like to thank you
for your service,Copy !req
247. which is now concluded.Copy !req
248. As soon as you're ready,
we'll get you stuffed back upCopy !req
249. that well with all
the snakes and butter.Copy !req
250. Holy cow.Copy !req
251. Hooray!Copy !req
252. Welcome home, Finn.Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. Welcome home, buddy.Copy !req
255. Thanks, you guys!Copy !req
256. Man, you'll never believe it.Copy !req
257. Dentist is actually...Copy !req
258. Eh-eh-eh!Copy !req
259. It was crazy.Copy !req
260. Tiffany was there...Copy !req
261. Hey, deh-deh-deh!Copy !req
262. Wait. You all knew?Copy !req
263. What the heck?Copy !req
264. Why didn't you tell...Copy !req
265. Eh-eh-eh!Copy !req
266. This party is so crazy!Copy !req