Adventure Time 6x12

Directed by

Dan Mintz as Tv (voice) • Kristen Schaal as Jack Jr (voice)

Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.

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1. Ugh. I'm covered in newbs.

2. I've got hunger cranks.

3. Hmm? oh, yes.

4. That's very interesting.

5. Kim Kil Whan.

6. Hm.

7. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraahh!

8. Mom, when are we gonna eat?

9. I'm goin' nuts!

10. Seriously, mom, dad's already

11. three hours late with the food!

12. You hush, junior.

13. You know dad's a wonderful cook.

14. Viola, when's the last time

15. you even heard from dad?

16. Oh, you know.

17. Dad is... distractible.

18. "Distractible!"

19. Yeah, I love dad and

20. everything, but he's only ever

21. met me twice.

22. Charlie, Viola, TV, Jake Jr.,

23. Kim Kil Whan

24. Whoo!

25. Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

26. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

27. We're real late!

28. Happy birthday, puppies!

29. Okay, so, putting it out

30. there... I didn't remember to

31. bring you guys any birthday presents,

32. but I did bring lunch!

33. It's macaroni salad.

34. Dad, you're beautiful!

35. Dad!

36. We have new business to discuss.

37. Happy birthday,

38. Kim Kil Whan!

39. Birthdays are old business.

40. Whoa, neat.

41. Um, well, how are things goin', son?

42. "Things"?

43. "Things" have switched hands.

44. I get it.

45. Dad, when I say that things

46. have switched hands, I mean to

47. say that things you have

48. previously claimed ownership of

49. have transferred from your hands

50. to my hands, in that...

51. I bought your tree house.

52. What?

53. What? The deed to your tree house.

54. How? Acquired through legal trade.

55. From whom? The deed's previous owner,

56. Marceline the Vampire Queen...

57. in exchange for one lunatic bass.

58. When? Effective immediately.

59. But, son, why?

60. We will convene at the property.

61. Sorry I'm late. Okay.

62. So, as the deed holder of this tree house,

63. I am now your landlord.

64. The first thing I'm going to have to do

65. is assess your treasure room.

66. But, son, I'm your Pop.

67. What would your mother say,

68. doing this to your poor pip-pop!

69. I'm sorry, dad.

70. Deeds don't bleed.

71. Okay, son, get ready to

72. be glitter-stunned by all this

73. treasu... oh, yeah.

74. We spent all of it.

75. All we have left are these

76. vintage photos I got at the flea market.

77. They're interesting!

78. Woof.

79. All right, so, I guess this is

80. the apartment the two of you can afford.

81. It's a ladder.

82. Yeah? Yeah.

83. Send them on over.

84. Sorry about that.

85. Anyway, as you can see, this

86. beauty offers direct first- and

87. second-floor access, superb

88. craftsmanship, and et cetera.

89. I... suppose you're familiar.

90. Yes, Finn?

91. Yeah, uh, when do we

92. get our house back?

93. What?

94. Excuse me.

95. Good afternoon.

96. Yes, right this way.

97. I've got 37 available units to

98. show in this building, so we're

99. gonna want to get right to it.

100. Please, step inside.

101. There we go. Is that everyone?

102. Good, good.

103. Please make your way upstairs,

104. and we'll begin the tour.

105. And, you two, go ahead and make

106. yourselves at home.

107. Rent's due on the 1st.

108. No overnight guests.

109. Oh, and flush once after you

110. boom-boom but before you start

111. using the t.p., and then once

112. more in the middle of using the

113. t.p. if you're going to use a lot.

114. It's... easier on the pipes.

115. Okay, call me if you need me.

116. Hey, Finn, I'm real

117. sorry about this.

118. Somehow, I feel like it's kind

119. of my fault.

120. Nah, man.

121. It's really not so bad.

122. Let's just sleep on it tonight.

123. You're gonna sleep like that?

124. Yeah, man. It's tough.

125. I'm a tough kid.

126. I promise I'll work this thi...

127. Gee, but it's great to be

128. back home, eh, Mr. B.?

129. yeah.

130. I can't wait to wash my gross,

131. fat butt.

132. Ugh!

133. Oh, oh, holy cow.

134. Oh! Oh, boy, please hurry.

135. Yes, he's inside my apartment right now.

136. Oh, I'm so scared.

137. Hey, buddy, you okay?

138. Glob, now there's two of 'em!

139. I just feel like if

140. we're patient, this whole

141. thing will work itself out

142. before you know it.

143. See, man?

144. Help is on the way.

145. Man, can I tell you something?

146. I don't even know what's going on, here.

147. I mean, like, what the heck is a deed?

148. How come he can buy our house

149. when it's our house and

150. Marceline gave it to us and we live there?

151. A-and now we're arrested?

152. This is crazy!

153. It's crazy!

154. Man, don't you know?

155. The laws ain't made to help

156. earthy cats like us.

157. They're not?

158. Nah, man. Listen.

159. Here on our planet, back in the old days...

160. Back in the real old days...

161. It was just every man

162. for his self, scrooblin' and

163. scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff,

164. the greenest valleys,

165. and scrat-scroblin'.

166. And the strongest, meanest men

167. got the best stuff.

168. They got the green valleys and

169. were like, "the rest of you,

170. y'all scrats get sand."

171. And that's when they made the laws, you see.

172. Once the strong guys got it how

173. they liked it, they said "this is fair now.

174. This is the law."

175. Once they were winning,

176. they changed the rules up.

177. Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.

178. Hey, good news, fellas.

179. Your bail's paid.

180. You're free to go.

181. That's awesome!

182. Yeah! Awesome!

183. Yeah, real "awesome."

184. Hey, Kim Kil Whan!

185. Aw, buddy, I knew you'd come around.

186. Fathers and sons, man.

187. That's that real thick chowder.

188. What's this?

189. This is a bill for the bail I just paid.

190. Ooh.

191. You're really in it deep here, dad.

192. It's time for you to get real.

193. Get a job. No more games.

194. Come on, son, just let

195. me do the... lah blah blah blah blah.

196. Man, where did I go wrong?

197. I don't know, but I'm

198. not tryin' to be sleepin' on a

199. ladder anymore, so let's just

200. get a bunch of scroot together

201. and buy our house back.

202. Then you two can hash it out later.

203. Yeah, you're right.

204. So, wanna rob a bank or somethin'?

205. Well, actually,

206. I was thinking maybe Kim Kil Whan was right.

207. Maybe we should get jobs or somethin'.

208. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

209. Oh, no, wait!

210. I just remembered I buried a ton

211. of gold in the front yard!

212. Yes!

213. Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.

214. Small pets are allowed with an

215. additional deposit.

216. Excellent.

217. Watch it!

218. Excuse me.

219. Almost got it.

220. Hey, son.

221. I'm glad you're here.

222. Bad news, ya scrat!

223. We're buying our house back!

224. Oh, yeah? With what?

225. With this!

226. Yeah!

227. Oh, I see.

228. With the gold you dug out of my lawn,

229. which is therefore mine.

230. Now, since I have a job,

231. I must be going.

232. Ciao.

233. And fill in that hole.

234. I'm gonna be frank, here.

235. Your son's a real-time

236. jingle-blaster.

237. I know, I know.

238. Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud

239. flim-flammer, and that's okay,

240. I guess, but why, why,

241. would he do this to his pip-plop-plop?

242. Oh, wait.

243. You know, like, like, maybe he's

244. got a secret problem he can't

245. tell us about, like with mob

246. goons... like, like gambling

247. debts or something.

248. Ooh, that's it!

249. You're right!

250. If we help him out of his secret jam,

251. he won't need our money anymore.

252. Look, there he goes now.

253. Come on, let's follow him to the mob goons!

254. You sure this is right, Jake?

255. I've never seen this place before.

256. Looks like a fairy tale.

257. Yeah, man, the nose knows.

258. I smelled him go in there... and

259. then I smelled him go up there.

260. Whoa.

261. Kim Kil Whan is rich, like wow,

262. like, hello, what?

263. But if he doesn't need our money,

264. what does he need?

265. Throw pebbles at the glass

266. to get his attention.

267. Hey, son!

268. Dad? What are you doing here?

269. Shouldn't you be at work?

270. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

271. I never even looked for a job.

272. Really?

273. I was thinking about

274. you buyin' our tree house.

275. I figured out that you don't

276. need our money, so maybe you'd

277. consider my counteroffer...

278. Father love!

279. I love you, I love you, I love you

280. I love you, I love you,

281. I lub you, I love you, I love you,

282. I love you, I love you, I lub you,

283. I love you, I lub you,

284. I love you, I love you, I love you,

285. I love you, I love you,

286. I love you, I love you, I love you

287. I love you, I lub you,

288. I love you, I love you, I lub you.

289. Come on, open it!

290. It's an ocarina.

291. - I made it for you. - Oh.

292. Whenever you play it,

293. you'll be reminded of your

294. pep-pant's love.

295. Thanks, dad.

296. Yeah, it's not hollow.

297. I made the holes with the back

298. end of a pencil.

299. I suppose I could accept the

300. ocarina as legal trade.

301. The tree house is yours, dad.

302. Okay.

303. Take care, dad. I'll call.

304. I'll call!

305. Okay, bye, dad.

306. Later, son!

307. Yeah!

308. Yeah, all right!

309. Daddin'!

310. Sweetheart, how did it go?

311. Eh, all right, I guess.

312. I don't know.

313. He still lives the life of a child.

314. I mean, it's his choice,

315. but I really thought if he got a job

316. and moved out of that tree house,

317. it could have put some fire under him.

318. Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.

319. No, I think I was wrong about dad.

320. I think he's good.

321. This party is so crazy!