1. Whew!
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2. Ladies and gentlemen,
I have invented time travel.
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3. This phasical sphere is flooded
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4. with info waves that scan
every second,
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5. logging every molecule
that passes through its volume.
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6. I made special gloves for it.
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7. Now check it out!
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8. It's logging time!
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9. I'll set the clock back now.
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10. Now I'll push
the time-travel button.
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11. Aah!
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12. Eh, it's not really
time travel, though.
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13. You just, you know,
moved their stuff around.
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14. You didn't really
manipulate time.
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15. Ice King's done it better
before with magic.
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16. I enjoyed your presentation
very much, Princess.
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17. Thank you for inviting me.
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18. No!
For all intents and purposes,
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19. they traveled back to an earlier
point in their time.
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20. Eh, I guess, but not really.
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21. I mean, Ice King did it
for real.
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22. Guy pulled
his fiancée out of time
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23. from a thousand years ago
using magic.
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24. Hey, Time, where's
my fiancée, am I right?
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25. Jake, don't deny my science!
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26. This is a time-travel
machine.
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27. Hyah!
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28. Take me back to when
my ex-boyfriend Brad loved me!
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29. - LSP.
- What?
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30. LSP, that's not how it works.
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31. It can only rearrange
your molecules
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32. into a previously
logged formation,
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33. and you need these gloves.
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34. - Give them to me.
- No.
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35. You witch.
Give them to me now!
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36. No, I'm sorry, but you need
to pull yourself...
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37. You skunk!
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38. - Hey!
- You skunk! You skunk!
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39. You pretty skunk!
You don't know heartache,
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40. with the whole Candy Kingdom
in love
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41. with your pretty Bubblegum buns!
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42. Aah!
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43. Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess,
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44. I will avoid declaring war
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45. on the entirety of Lumpy Space,
ruled by your parents,
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46. if you apologize to me
immediately!
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47. I'm sorry-y-y-y-y-y.
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48. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
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49. Whoa!
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50. Sheesh.
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51. Everyone in here is a loser.
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52. Nobody's as good as Brad.
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53. Oh, Brad!
Why can't I get over you?
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54. Have you tried burning
an effigy?
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55. That's what they do in movies.
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56. This isn't a movie, Charlie!
It's real life!
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57. Another cucumber water,
your majesty?
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58. What?
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59. Oh, I-I'm sorry for staring,
but, uh, I know you.
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60. W-We used to...
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61. Everyone knows me.
I'm Lumpy Space Princess.
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62. No, uh, from high school...
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63. W-We were lab partners.
I'm Johnnie.
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64. "Ugly Johnnie"?
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65. Y-Yeah, you used to call me
that quite a bit.
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66. Yeah.
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67. But I can't call you that
anymore.
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68. Come on. Sit up straight.
Let me see them eyes.
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69. - Mm.
- Do it.
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70. Nope.
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71. Can't call you that anymore.
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72. So, what brings you to
the Candy Kingdom, Johnnie?
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73. Business, uh, actually.
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74. I own my own company, bottling
and distributing lumpy gas.
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75. Mm-hmm.
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76. And I'm up for a big contract,
uh, here in the kingdom,
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77. which could really help
my business "take off,"
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78. so to speak.
- That's so cool.
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79. You're like your own boss
or whatever.
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80. To be honest,
I'm a little nervous
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81. about this meeting tomorrow.
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82. Why, Johnnie?
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83. I'm bad at talking to people.
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84. That's because you have
poor posture.
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85. - Really?
- You got to stop slouching.
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86. Now look me in the eye!
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87. Yeah, stay like that.
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88. Boy, LSP.
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89. You sure are making me
feel good about myself.
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90. You feeling good makes me
feel good, Johnnie.
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91. So, where are you
staying while you're in town?
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92. I'm subletting a friend's
apartment.
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93. Talk is cheap, Johnnie.
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94. You should take me there.
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95. That chair?
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96. Oh, it used to be over there,
but I moved it.
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97. Johnnie, it's so nice.
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98. You've really made it your own.
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99. - Thanks.
- Ooh! Records!
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100. Okay, want to see
something funny?
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101. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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102. Okay. Sit down.
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103. Okay, are you ready?
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104. Yeah.
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105. Okay!
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106. It's his face, but on your body.
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107. I know! That's the joke!
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108. My friend Melissa and I
came up with that.
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109. You're smart that you get it.
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110. Boy, when this evening started,
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111. I was feeling so dump trucks,
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112. but now it's like
a hundred forklifts!
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113. I feel the same way, Johnnie.
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114. Do you feel this couch?
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115. What?
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116. 'Cause it's where you're
gonna sleep!
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117. Seriously, it's getting late,
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118. and I don't want you walking
home, so I insist.
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119. I'll be in the other room,
sleeping peacefully...
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120. and dreaming about you.
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121. Johnnie!
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122. Thank you for everything.
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123. Johnnie.
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124. Go to bed already.
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125. You have a big day tomorrow.
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126. Good night.
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127. Rise and shine!
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128. I hope you like pancakes,
'cause I got...
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129. oh.
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130. I guess she'll be the one
who got away.
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131. Looking for someone?
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132. - You're still here!
- 'Course I am.
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133. Now make me some breakfast.
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134. Okay, Johnnie, good luck
at your meeting,
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135. and remember,
I'll be right over there
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136. sending you good vibes
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137. while you're wowing
Princess Bubblegum.
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138. Sending you good vibes.
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139. Yo. Why are you
so confident, man?
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140. Aren't you nervous to meet
the Princess?
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141. Nope. My GF ls back at my place,
sending me good vibes.
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142. Johnnie's friend has
so many movie channels.
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143. Ha-ha!
That movie was so dumb.
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144. Oh, poop! Johnnie's meeting!
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145. Wonder how it went.
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146. Johnnie!
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147. Oh, Johnnie, you're home!
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148. How'd it go?
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149. Oh, don't keep me
in suspense, Johnnie!
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150. I did it, babe!
I landed the sale!
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151. Johnnie, that's wonderful!
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152. And I couldn't have done it
without you.
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153. I know!
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154. And here's the best part...
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155. She wants me back
at the castle tonight
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156. to go over the contracts
during a royal dinner.
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157. Oh, my glob!
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158. It's gonna be so nice to have
dinner inside the castle.
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159. It's been awhile.
- Oh. No.
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160. L-It's a business meeting,
not social...
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161. Just me and the Princess,
I'm afraid.
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162. - What?
- LSP?
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163. So, Bubblegum thinks she can
horn in on my territory,
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164. sip from my soup after I cut
all the onions?
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165. Yo, think again, tranch.
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166. Who... who are you
talking to?
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167. So, how are you
enjoying your time
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168. in the Candy Kingdom?
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169. Oh, it's just great.
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170. I met this amazing purple girl
at the Candy Tavern.
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171. That's wonderful, Johnnie.
Now, tell me...
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172. Oh, Johnnie.
"Ugly Johnnie."
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173. Through my tender love,
you have metamorphed
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174. into beautiful
Johnnie butterfly.
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175. Every relationship,
I gamble with my heart.
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176. I go all-in because the payoff
is true love.
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177. I see you when I close my eyes.
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178. And thinking of you makes
my mind feel light.
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179. All my problems fade away,
and I can't help smiling.
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180. To let someone you love go
into the arms of another
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181. takes a big person.
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182. I don't know if I can
be that big.
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183. Aah. Aah.
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184. We're under attack!
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185. Can I help?
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186. No, hide yourself
beneath the tablecloth.
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187. There's cyanide-laced gum
under the table.
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188. Chew it if you hear raiders
break down the door.
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189. Okay.
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190. Hi, Johnnie.
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191. What are you doing here?
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192. I'm going to time-travel you
back
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193. to when we first met
at the tavern,
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194. back to when you loved me,
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195. so we can have a second chance.
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196. What?
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197. Aah!
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198. Manfried, where
are the banana guards?
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199. Take a chill pill, Princess.
I handled it.
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200. What did you handle?
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201. You know. Someone drove
their car in the door,
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202. but no one was driving,
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203. and it exploded,
so I handled it.
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204. Mm.
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205. Don't chew it, don't chew it,
don't chew it!
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206. Johnnie?
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207. Come on. Sit up straight.
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208. Let me see them eyes.
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209. - Uh...
- He's not here.
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210. What?
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211. But I sent him back.
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212. The sphere would've had
to log his molecules
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213. before you engaged
the time-travel function.
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214. Well, then where is he?
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215. I don't know.
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216. Then if he's gone,
can you send me back
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217. to before I met him
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218. so I won't have to remember
this heartache?
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219. If that's what you want.
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220. Do it. Do it!
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221. You witch!
Give me them to... what?
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222. What? Where are we?
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223. You asked me to use this.
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224. Don't touch me!
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225. You pretty skunk!
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226. You don't know heartache,
with the whole Candy Kingdom
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227. in love with your Bubblegum
buns!
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228. This party is so crazy!
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