1. Have you obtained the staff
of Stranson Doughblow?Copy !req
2. Yes, Bella Noche.
We procured the staff...Copy !req
3. using the full extent
of our wizardy ways.Copy !req
4. Then the time has come to
reveal my true form,Copy !req
5. and when I materialize
on this...Copy !req
6. Oh, this striz
is going down, man.Copy !req
7. You will receive your end
of the deal.Copy !req
8. The lost system
of Antediluvian magick...Copy !req
9. The tightest of all wiz biz.Copy !req
10. So right and tight I get
restless leg syndrome about it.Copy !req
11. Look!Copy !req
12. And now it will be yours.Copy !req
13. And mine!Copy !req
14. What the blood? Ice King!Copy !req
15. Listen, dudes, all
I want is to be in the clubCopy !req
16. and plus up my magic.Copy !req
17. What's the problem?
- Your life is my problem.Copy !req
18. Too late, fools!
Bella Noche emerges.Copy !req
19. Whoa!Copy !req
20. What the...Copy !req
21. Stop that now, trash cones.Copy !req
22. Bella Noche must not cross
into our world.Copy !req
23. Uh, why not again?Copy !req
24. Duck!Copy !req
25. - Aaaah!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
26. Aaaaah!Copy !req
27. Ah, cram! Here we go!Copy !req
28. Uh, hey.
Hey, I can't feel my magic!Copy !req
29. Me neither. What gives?Copy !req
30. Bella Noche is a being of
pure anti-magic!Copy !req
31. Y'alls got played!Copy !req
32. Uh, hello?Copy !req
33. Oh, what a fool am I!Copy !req
34. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
35. Go! Destroy!Copy !req
36. Throw your boots at it, or...
I don't know!Copy !req
37. Huh?Copy !req
38. Dang. Sorry, Ice King.Copy !req
39. This must be it, man.Copy !req
40. I've crossed into some new
super-insane zoneCopy !req
41. where I feel like
I'm just normal again.Copy !req
42. Or maybe I'm just normal again.Copy !req
43. Hey, stop looking at yourself.Copy !req
44. You're ugly, bro.
Get lost.Copy !req
45. This is my busking spot.Copy !req
46. Sorry, man. No time!Copy !req
47. Go, carpet!Copy !req
48. Whoa!Copy !req
49. It's got to be here.Copy !req
50. Even in my prolonged state
of insanity,Copy !req
51. my immutable essence
must have known to...Copy !req
52. Oh, yes.
Hello.Copy !req
53. Ah, my research.Copy !req
54. My Jackie... jacket!Copy !req
55. Mutation, mutation, mind expa...Copy !req
56. Aha! "Mystic Rituals
and Their Space-Time Applications"Copy !req
57. by Simon Petrikov
and Betty Grof.Copy !req
58. Betty.Copy !req
59. Whoops.Copy !req
60. Marceline?Copy !req
61. A-one, a-two,Copy !req
62. a-one, two, three, four.Copy !req
63. - Wait!
- What?Copy !req
64. Why are you holding
your bass up high like that?Copy !req
65. Unh-unh. I get better
finger action this way.Copy !req
66. But you look like a nerd.Copy !req
67. Move it back down.
It's better.Copy !req
68. Move the bass down.Copy !req
69. A-move the bass a-down.Copy !req
70. Be reasonable.Copy !req
71. - Yes?
- Marcy, it's me, Simon.Copy !req
72. I'm back, but my body might
donk out soon.Copy !req
73. So, get to the Ice Kingdom fastCopy !req
74. and help me with this time portal
so I can find BettyCopy !req
75. and say I'm sorry
before I croakboat!Copy !req
76. I know that's a lot to process,Copy !req
77. but hurry, and bring Hambo.Copy !req
78. Hambo is the key.Copy !req
79. Okay, Marcy? You got that?Copy !req
80. Marcy?Copy !req
81. A long, long time ago,
Simon was my only friend.Copy !req
82. He was there when I needed help.Copy !req
83. All he ever wanted was
to find Betty,Copy !req
84. and now I can help him.Copy !req
85. Simon?Copy !req
86. Wenk!Copy !req
87. Wenk!Copy !req
88. Simon!Copy !req
89. Marceline!Copy !req
90. I thought I'd never
see you again.Copy !req
91. I can hardly believe it myself.Copy !req
92. You're all grown up.Copy !req
93. Believe!
She's like a million years old.Copy !req
94. One million years?
How could it be?Copy !req
95. He's just kidding.
I'm only a thousand.Copy !req
96. And still looking good!Copy !req
97. Do you remember anything from
when you were the Ice King?Copy !req
98. Nothing specific... just
dreamlike impressions.Copy !req
99. Do you still have impressions from
all the times we flipped your bricks?Copy !req
100. I have... bruises.Copy !req
101. Excuse me.Copy !req
102. Man, Simon.Copy !req
103. I'm fine.Copy !req
104. You're dying!Copy !req
105. Well, yes, but only
in increments.Copy !req
106. I've still got work to do.Copy !req
107. Finn and Jake, will you
run my generator?Copy !req
108. Yeah, man.Copy !req
109. Cool.Copy !req
110. That's great! Keep pedaling!Copy !req
111. All we need now is
the catalyst...Copy !req
112. An object from the pastCopy !req
113. that has been lovingly
tended to through the ages.Copy !req
114. Goodbye, Hambo.Copy !req
115. Because of you, I can say
goodbye to BettyCopy !req
116. and tell her I'm sorry for
driving her away.Copy !req
117. Thank you, Marceline.Copy !req
118. Where's my Betty?Copy !req
119. Where's my princess?Copy !req
120. Princess!
Princess!Copy !req
121. Simon, don't leave me like this.Copy !req
122. Betty? Betty.Copy !req
123. Betty!
- Simon?Copy !req
124. What is going on?Copy !req
125. I'm a thousand years
in the future, love.Copy !req
126. I opened this portal
so we could say goodbye.Copy !req
127. - You're dumping me?
- No!Copy !req
128. It's just that everything changed
after I put on that crown.Copy !req
129. L-I went crazy, you ran away,Copy !req
130. I-I never saw you again.Copy !req
131. But where would I go
without you?Copy !req
132. I'll never know.Copy !req
133. I don't understand.
You don't seem crazy now.Copy !req
134. I mean, in the future.Copy !req
135. The portal is closing.
There's no time to explain.Copy !req
136. Just know that I love you and
I forgive you for leaving me.Copy !req
137. Simon, I know
who I'm leaving you for!Copy !req
138. - Who?
- You, dum-dum!Copy !req
139. Hmm?
Simon?Copy !req
140. What's wrong? Are you sick?Copy !req
141. No, I'm old.Copy !req
142. The crown was keeping me alive,Copy !req
143. but it's magic was negated by
the creature Bella Noche.Copy !req
144. Don't die, Simon.
I just got here.Copy !req
145. - Oh, I'm sorry, Betty.
- I know!Copy !req
146. I'll fix the crown, and then
I'll figure out how to fix you!Copy !req
147. What? No.
Guys, stop her.Copy !req
148. - Uh...
- Hmm.Copy !req
149. Yeah, but...Copy !req
150. it kind of sounds like
a good idea.Copy !req
151. Right, whoever you are.Copy !req
152. I'm sorry.
It's the only way.Copy !req
153. No!Copy !req
154. Okay, rug, take me to
Bella Noche.Copy !req
155. Get on, Simon!Copy !req
156. I am getting on...Copy !req
157. the death bus.Copy !req
158. I got you in my sights, Simon.Copy !req
159. It's my time, Betty!Copy !req
160. I don't want to be
the Ice King again.Copy !req
161. It's like living with eternal
diaper butt.Copy !req
162. I can't do it!
- Not forever.Copy !req
163. Destroying Bella Noche
and getting your power backCopy !req
164. will buy me time to find
a loopholeCopy !req
165. that'll undo your curse
and your death.Copy !req
166. I can do it!
You got to believe me, Simon!Copy !req
167. - I...
- Get real, man.Copy !req
168. You're gonna be the Ice King
'til the sun blows up.Copy !req
169. This is your one chance.Copy !req
170. I made a mix tape
for the ride...Copy !req
171. "Summer Jams 3"!Copy !req
172. If I don't let her try,
then what am I?Copy !req
173. What am us?
- What?Copy !req
174. Uh, fair enough.
See you in a few.Copy !req
175. This brioche won't stop growing.Copy !req
176. Ron James, what took... you?Copy !req
177. Yo, my lab got creamed!Copy !req
178. I had to dummy-rig
an alchemical filterCopy !req
179. out of a dirty bidet
and a vaporizer!Copy !req
180. But will the double-negative
magic work?Copy !req
181. Heck yeah!
Ron James always delivers!Copy !req
182. Check it out, brotha!Copy !req
183. Yaah!
In your face!Copy !req
184. Yeah!Copy !req
185. What the stink is that?Copy !req
186. My lab conditions were
not ideal.Copy !req
187. - But you did not deliver.
- Peace, man! Aaaah!Copy !req
188. - We're here to help!
- Help? How?Copy !req
189. We're toast, bro.Copy !req
190. Simon!Copy !req
191. Hey, don't scare me like that.Copy !req
192. Just hold my hand to your face.Copy !req
193. This will be my...
last sensation.Copy !req
194. Don't be a wimp, Simon!Copy !req
195. Just give me a second!Copy !req
196. You got about 15 seconds.Copy !req
197. How the...
Wait.Copy !req
198. Surprise!Copy !req
199. Tranch!Copy !req
200. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
201. You lose, Simon.
Sorry, man.Copy !req
202. Uh, huh?Copy !req
203. This a party? Huh?Copy !req
204. Wizard City is saved!Copy !req
205. Whoa!Copy !req
206. Okay.
Whoopee!Copy !req
207. So, then,
Ron James told me this girl I was withCopy !req
208. flew into Bella Noche and mysteriously
defeated it for me!Copy !req
209. Wow!
Just my luck, right?Copy !req
210. Black out for a day and meet
the woman of your dreams.Copy !req
211. I will get you!Copy !req
212. Hey, don't be jealous,
Muscle Princess.Copy !req
213. She's gone... kablooie.Copy !req
214. Let's be realistic, right?Copy !req
215. We both know
you're not my top pick.Copy !req
216. Oh, grod!Copy !req
217. No!
Aaah!Copy !req
218. Go home!
You can go! Aah!Copy !req
219. This party is so crazy!Copy !req