1. - Good morning, Princess!
- Aah!Copy !req
2. Finn, you scared me!Copy !req
3. I am sorry, Princess!Copy !req
4. What are you doing here, Finn?Copy !req
5. Since I got out of my
last relationship,Copy !req
6. I've been slacking on the job.Copy !req
7. So I'm rededicating my life
to protecting, serving,Copy !req
8. and meeting your every need.Copy !req
9. Jake said I was acting bananas
about the whole thingCopy !req
10. and wanted no part of this.Copy !req
11. It's 5:30
in the morning.Copy !req
12. That's right, Princess.Copy !req
13. I'm getting back on the job
hard-core,Copy !req
14. giving 100% of my being,
all for you.Copy !req
15. Thank you.
That's very nice.Copy !req
16. No need to thank me, PB.
It's my job.Copy !req
17. Heh.Copy !req
18. Thank you.Copy !req
19. How am I doing
at my job, Princess?Copy !req
20. Am I crushing it?Copy !req
21. Yes, but can you
move just a bit?Copy !req
22. No, no, like...
out of the way.Copy !req
23. Oh!Copy !req
24. Okay, what else do I need?Copy !req
25. Aw, dang it.
I forgot we're out of milk.Copy !req
26. Now I have to go get it fr...Copy !req
27. B-B-B-B-Buh!
I got it!Copy !req
28. Hyah!Copy !req
29. Milk. You wanted milk.Copy !req
30. Finn, I thought you went home.Copy !req
31. Yes.
I do regret the slow return.Copy !req
32. But I assure you, this is the
highest quality milk available.Copy !req
33. It's mink's milk.
I milked a mink.Copy !req
34. 100% dedication.Copy !req
35. No limits to what I'd do
for you.Copy !req
36. I'd throw Peppermint Butler
off this balcony if you asked.Copy !req
37. Sorry, Peppermint Butler.Copy !req
38. Just joking, but kinda sorta not.Copy !req
39. You're really
going over the top here.Copy !req
40. Take it easy.
Princess' orders.Copy !req
41. Okay, I'll just rest here.Copy !req
42. No, no. Resting on the job
is not resting.Copy !req
43. Go somewhere where
you can relax.Copy !req
44. Yes, Princess.Copy !req
45. Hyah!Copy !req
46. Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
47. Hmm.Copy !req
48. Wow, PB.Copy !req
49. Sure is a nice day
to be outside.Copy !req
50. Hey, watch what you say
about PB, bro!Copy !req
51. Talk garbage about PB
one more time, bro...Copy !req
52. See what happens!Copy !req
53. Hold on one sec, PB.Copy !req
54. I got to deal with a real
tough guy over here.Copy !req
55. You got one last chance
to apologizeCopy !req
56. before I dishonor you
like you did m'lady.Copy !req
57. All right, bro,
have it your way.Copy !req
58. Hyah!Copy !req
59. Where's your pants, bro?
Where's your honor now?Copy !req
60. Everyone's laughing
at your undies.Copy !req
61. It's real uncomfortable.
What's up?Copy !req
62. Heh.Copy !req
63. Whoa!
Wowzers!Copy !req
64. No!Copy !req
65. Did you drop this car
on m'lady, bro?Copy !req
66. Leave this dump now.Copy !req
67. You dropped a car
on m'lady, bro.Copy !req
68. Now I gotta restore her honor.Copy !req
69. Hope you're wearing underwear.Copy !req
70. Huh?Copy !req
71. Uh!Copy !req
72. Whoa. Dude's got awesome powers.Copy !req
73. Hey, dude, you got
awesome powers!Copy !req
74. Ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!Copy !req
75. You gonna kill me, bro?Copy !req
76. No...Copy !req
77. instead I will pluck out
your eyesCopy !req
78. with the point of my swordCopy !req
79. and whenever you try to see
stuff,Copy !req
80. you will think only of me...Copy !req
81. Rattleballs!Copy !req
82. Aaaah!Copy !req
83. Do it! I ain't a baby!Copy !req
84. Do it, bro-o-o-o!Copy !req
85. You have a warrior's spirit...Copy !req
86. Something I haven't seen
in a long time.Copy !req
87. But your swordsmanship is pbht!Copy !req
88. You should learn to master your
weapon before you draw it.Copy !req
89. What?Copy !req
90. You're just gonna tell me
I'm terrible and walk away?Copy !req
91. Teach me sword stuff, man!Copy !req
92. I know you're back there.Copy !req
93. I brought you a muffin.Copy !req
94. I don't eat muffins. I'm a robot.Copy !req
95. Look, I know you don't know meCopy !req
96. and we got off
on the wrong foot,Copy !req
97. but please, dude,
teach me how to use the sword.Copy !req
98. Ple-e-e-ase.Copy !req
99. - You okay?
- No.Copy !req
100. When I was a young robot,
I went horseback riding...Copy !req
101. no one taught me how to post.Copy !req
102. The horse took a crazy jump,Copy !req
103. and I came down
on the saddle hard.Copy !req
104. One of my gumballs
bounced up inside me...Copy !req
105. it's been lodged
in a weird spot for years.Copy !req
106. Oh. Here...Copy !req
107. Errr!Copy !req
108. Eh...
More to the left...Copy !req
109. Getting closer...Copy !req
110. Closer!Copy !req
111. Hoh!
You got it!Copy !req
112. Thank you!
- Yeah.Copy !req
113. Perhaps you feel a sense of
indebted obligation to me?Copy !req
114. Yes, I will teach you
the sword stuff.Copy !req
115. Lesson one... block my eggs.Copy !req
116. Yut.Copy !req
117. Yut.Copy !req
118. Ha! Got one!Copy !req
119. Egg-cellent!Copy !req
120. Whoa!Copy !req
121. Ooh!Copy !req
122. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
123. Yeah!Copy !req
124. That's right. I can take it.Copy !req
125. Yeaaaah!Copy !req
126. You have done well today.Copy !req
127. You've felt the sting
of the yolk,Copy !req
128. endured the sizzle
of the mini BBQ.Copy !req
129. Perhaps you are ready to learn
my secret technique.Copy !req
130. Secret technique!Copy !req
131. Watch.Copy !req
132. What the?Copy !req
133. The shadowless thrust.Copy !req
134. Your blade must be swift enoughCopy !req
135. to slice the air between you
and the target,Copy !req
136. removing all wind resistance.Copy !req
137. Now you try.Copy !req
138. Again.Copy !req
139. So, am I a master swordsman now?Copy !req
140. You will be, if you train
this hard every day...Copy !req
141. for 10 years...Copy !req
142. And get a robot body.Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. So, uh, why you livin'
in this dump?Copy !req
145. You should be out in the world
savin' fancy ladies and junk.Copy !req
146. That, my friend,
is a long tale...Copy !req
147. which I will tell you now.Copy !req
148. It was a much wilder time
in the Candy Kingdom.Copy !req
149. I was a member of an elite
robot police forceCopy !req
150. created by Princess Bubblegum.Copy !req
151. Her previous attempts
at law enforcementCopy !req
152. had been a bunch of goofs.Copy !req
153. Stop him!Copy !req
154. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
155. Our righteous swords cut
a swath through the chaos.Copy !req
156. But we were too successful.Copy !req
157. Unfortunately, we were still
programmed for violence.Copy !req
158. Oh!Copy !req
159. One, two, one, two,Copy !req
160. one, two, one, two.Copy !req
161. Okay, robots, all the number
ones go standCopy !req
162. on that platform over there.Copy !req
163. And all the number twos
just turn aroundCopy !req
164. and face the wall.Copy !req
165. And no peeking.Copy !req
166. We were programmed
to follow her commands 100%.Copy !req
167. But through sheer force
of will...Copy !req
168. Nnnnnng!Copy !req
169. I was able to overcome it.Copy !req
170. We had been judged too dangerous
to stay operationalCopy !req
171. and sentenced to death.Copy !req
172. Number twos, chop, chop.Copy !req
173. I alone escaped...Copy !req
174. while my compatriots became
minimalist furniture.Copy !req
175. Ah, sorry.Copy !req
176. I've lived as a fugitive in
this junkyard ever since.Copy !req
177. That is why you must never tell
Princess Bubblegum about me.Copy !req
178. If she ever found out...Copy !req
179. she would have me destroyed.Copy !req
180. Rattleballs is still what?Copy !req
181. He asked me not to tell you,Copy !req
182. but I could not break my oath
to serve you m'lady, 100%.Copy !req
183. Captain Root Beer Guy,
assemble my guard.Copy !req
184. Hello, Princess.Copy !req
185. Sorry, Ree-B-Z.Copy !req
186. My oath to the Princess
comes first.Copy !req
187. But once you two talk it out,
I know she'll see you mean no harm.Copy !req
188. Banana guards, destroy!Copy !req
189. - So be it.
- Wait!Copy !req
190. Cha-a-a-a-rge!Copy !req
191. Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!Copy !req
192. Ugh!Copy !req
193. Cha-a-a-a-a-r...Copy !req
194. Rattleballs!Copy !req
195. R.B., don't!Copy !req
196. You think I'm dangerous,
Princess?Copy !req
197. Dang right I do!Copy !req
198. You killed all my banana guards!Copy !req
199. No, Princess, look!
They're only bruised.Copy !req
200. Hey, you hit me.Copy !req
201. I no longer crave mindless
violence.Copy !req
202. I have found peace
in meditation, gardening...Copy !req
203. egg throwing.Copy !req
204. I hope time has also made you
less bloodthirsty, Princess.Copy !req
205. But do with me as you will.Copy !req
206. In my heart,
I still serve you...Copy !req
207. 100%.Copy !req
208. Bigger pimples mean bigger dimples,Copy !req
209. so mash up your mush...Copy !req
210. Ahem...Copy !req
211. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
212. I took care of Rattleballs.Copy !req
213. Ooh, wow. Cool.Copy !req
214. Show's back on.Copy !req
215. Everything's settled.Copy !req
216. I don't have to go back
on my order,Copy !req
217. and you can protect
the kingdom from the shadows.Copy !req
218. Thank you, Princess.Copy !req
219. That's marginally better
than hiding in a dump.Copy !req
220. Wait.Copy !req
221. - Hmm?
- I dub thee...Copy !req
222. Sir Rattleballs!Copy !req
223. This party is so crazy!Copy !req